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Underpaid ! %@#&%..... again %@#&%.... Can F kin do one (2 replies) - Voltaire returns - 04:20:16, 13 Aug
Squad Status Update - Post-Chavarria purchase (21 days of the window left, 13 days until Fulham) .... #transfers (1 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 23:34:21, 12 Aug
Does anyone still remember Ken Shellito? What an absolutely brilliant full-back he was. .... (16 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 23:23:08, 12 Aug
Good news and bad news .... (18 replies) - Bluemonday - 22:52:45, 12 Aug
The front page of The Sun tomorrow is simplistic genius (5 replies) - SW6 1HS - 22:50:20, 12 Aug
I see Trev played for 20 odd mins (0 replies) - V R Lee - 22:50:05, 12 Aug
Was it Maresca that dropped Fernandez for two games for flirting with Real Madrid? Did Maresca .... (4 replies) - SW6 1HS - 22:34:50, 12 Aug
McCoist reckons that Villa are the English team that have given PSG the most problems .... (4 replies) - Something To Believe In - 21:58:49, 12 Aug
George Hemmings look better than Garnacho (4 replies) - elseychelsea - 21:57:19, 12 Aug
Was that Makelele in the crowd? With the glasses on. (1 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:40:48, 12 Aug
Apparently Bruno misses a pen in the shootout - missed the target completely (5 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 21:39:39, 12 Aug
Tammy Abraham has bulked up # (3 replies) - SW6 1HS - 21:37:52, 12 Aug
Arbitrary deadline set to sort out Enzo's future .... (5 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 21:34:00, 12 Aug
Miles offside no?? (5 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 21:23:42, 12 Aug
Bet the ref cannot understand a word McGinn is saying (2 replies) - bezz - 21:22:39, 12 Aug
Unsuccessful in ballot for Brighton, no fu king change there then. Not .... (4 replies) - Winch - 21:13:30, 12 Aug
Referee hasnt a clue, thanks you orange buffoon for us having to have him officiate (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 21:11:45, 12 Aug
Los Angeles Lakers Basketball changes hands for 12.5 Billion (8 replies) - Dude - 21:07:40, 12 Aug
According to the BBC Trevoh has just come on for Como. (2 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 21:03:38, 12 Aug
Shows the strength of the Prem, Villa more .... (1 replies) - chappie - 20:56:32, 12 Aug
Let's get Sanchez a pair. Give Ben White and the other Arsenal players something to think about .... (2 replies) - Persil - 20:55:12, 12 Aug
Well done Matt Hudson-Smith brilliant run from lane 9 # (1 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 20:54:20, 12 Aug
Wow!!! That's some game of football. So Villa now have Lukaku in their team (4 replies) - The P - 20:49:59, 12 Aug
Ain't no way he's 17!!!!! (8 replies) - bairns - 20:46:44, 12 Aug
That's quite an interesting appointment .... (4 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 20:36:54, 12 Aug
Well i thought the Eclipse was a load J. Arthur Rank tbh, Spain looked like it was good .... (3 replies) - Papa Elf - 20:34:47, 12 Aug
For those who missed the eclipse. Full video .... (1 replies) - nottodayokay - 20:24:54, 12 Aug
Kvara again. Damn how I love this player (4 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 20:21:35, 12 Aug
They might be the best club team in Europe, but theyre not the best club team in the .... (0 replies) - WhiteWall - 20:13:59, 12 Aug
Was at Cobham today. Was told that the club are still working on a couple of signings .... #transfers (16 replies) - Farnham Blue - 20:13:26, 12 Aug
Where's Garnacho? Injured? And appears Emery not having Tammy, playing a 17yr Striker over him. .... (2 replies) - elseychelsea - 20:08:53, 12 Aug
Seems we prefer Alex Scott to Wharton (4 replies) - lalaleks - 20:04:32, 12 Aug
My budgie shut up without me saying shaaaataappp. (3 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 19:55:53, 12 Aug
All my garden lights .... (1 replies) - BullfrogBlues - 19:54:01, 12 Aug
That is it then. Roll on to 2090 now!!! (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 19:49:28, 12 Aug
That was absolutely rubbish. (6 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 19:49:20, 12 Aug
If you can't be arsed to wait for the next UK eclipse just head to Southern Spain .... (1 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 19:46:09, 12 Aug
Barcodes are 26/7 Spuds, but unlike Spuds, Barcodes will go down (5 replies) - westcountryblue - 19:41:55, 12 Aug
I'll those who flogged a load of sun block glasses are having a good laugh (4 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 19:38:08, 12 Aug
Well things did look dark for a while, and it was an event that was a bit risky that you were .... (4 replies) - Persil - 19:36:10, 12 Aug
So Rodri will go to Barca then Enzo to city, i would up the price last minute, fark them!! (2 replies) - Phobia - 19:35:26, 12 Aug
One can still understand why our ancient forefathers were shocked and .... (0 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 19:35:24, 12 Aug
I wish one of Esteavo and Quenda was right footed. We d be set or life. (0 replies) - lalaleks - 19:33:36, 12 Aug
See Ty George .... (1 replies) - Fiscal Cashflow - 19:30:51, 12 Aug
a massive "is that it" across the UK right now! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 19:29:53, 12 Aug
Didn't even need to put big light on (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 19:24:42, 12 Aug
well this is a bit wanq, total eclipse or go home! (1 replies) - Bluemonday - 19:23:09, 12 Aug
Bairns! Are you getting a puppy??? .... (11 replies) - V R Lee - 19:22:19, 12 Aug
Well that was disappointing,the one in 99 was much much better. (3 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 19:17:40, 12 Aug
And everything under the sun is in tune. But the sun is eclipsed by the moon (2 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 19:16:58, 12 Aug
Is that it?? (4 replies) - MHL13 - 19:16:33, 12 Aug
All my garden lights .... (0 replies) - Stephen58 - 19:15:53, 12 Aug
Birds all a racket again now after the quiet. (1 replies) - Soames - 19:14:43, 12 Aug
Love seeing all the birds confused ... little feckers (3 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 19:12:20, 12 Aug
The nights are really drawing in now ........ (5 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 19:09:56, 12 Aug
It's probably safe for James Bond to try to extract the solex agitator now.... (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:08:49, 12 Aug
Nearly halfway across the sun here. I tried taking a photo using the eclipse glasses in front .... (3 replies) - Exiled Blue ★ - 19:05:40, 12 Aug
The collinder thing is even worse than the Strictly line-up (1 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 19:03:12, 12 Aug
Where's Bonnie Tyler when you need her (1 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 19:03:11, 12 Aug
Over the moon about the eclipse (1 replies) - Cheshire blue - 19:01:42, 12 Aug
Evening from a cooler Mykolaiv, not much but cooler .... (0 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 18:57:35, 12 Aug
Nights are drawing in. (2 replies) - Persil - 18:57:35, 12 Aug
Good luck everyone. (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 18:53:29, 12 Aug
Hope those of you on the moon have your factor 50 on ;-) (0 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 18:51:12, 12 Aug
Eclipse bingo - eerie, silent, birds.... (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:49:50, 12 Aug
Someone criticised swp as a celebrity for strictly . One of only 3 Ive heard of .... (7 replies) - Tuscanblue - 18:34:28, 12 Aug
I think this is a psyops. We've been got (1 replies) - nottodayokay - 18:34:27, 12 Aug
Just had a quick look ... can't see what all the fuss is about ... literally (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 18:33:55, 12 Aug
Nanny Sta....er, Public Health Warning. All welders out there. Your mask must have .... (0 replies) - bovis messroom - 18:25:16, 12 Aug
Dont view the eclipse through a colander as advised, it might strain your eyes (1 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 18:22:07, 12 Aug
It's gone awful quiet ......... (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 18:20:38, 12 Aug
Anyone watching the solar eclipse? (5 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 18:18:57, 12 Aug
If you are going to view the eclipse through a colander as advised, dont strain your eyes (3 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 18:12:36, 12 Aug
What about starting into your phone in selfie mode? .... (1 replies) - Johnny Tabasco - 18:10:45, 12 Aug
Picked a bad day to give up welding. (0 replies) - Better Call Saul - 18:00:52, 12 Aug
ODJ will be happy... Welsh Fire in snatch defeat from the jaws of victory shock #cricket (1 replies) - Gazzad - 17:59:42, 12 Aug
Guardian review of our season ahead . Note that Tosin has called Wellbeck & . .... (0 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 17:59:26, 12 Aug
Will me tinted ray bans be alright for this eclipse? (5 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 17:29:44, 12 Aug
ITV1 showing Leeds vs Man Utd friendly later .... (9 replies) - ConnaT93 - 17:15:29, 12 Aug
Benvinguts Pep, and a belated ongi etorri to Xabi. (0 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 16:59:19, 12 Aug
New ticketing system...... .... (4 replies) - CFCFanForumMemberRep - 16:45:18, 12 Aug
according to AI, im more likely .... (3 replies) - blue in bath - 16:31:50, 12 Aug
What a nanny state we have become, dont look at the sun, hot weather warnings in summer, cold weather .... (19 replies) - westcountryblue - 16:00:18, 12 Aug
Djed Spence to Inter for £26m .... (9 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 15:36:15, 12 Aug
I hear there's going to be a power cut today, only ... outdoors (4 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 15:35:45, 12 Aug
I know the 90's were a bit of a blur for me but I have no recollection whatsoever of the total eclipse of the .... (16 replies) - Bluemonday - 15:30:22, 12 Aug
Everyone is talking about how great the Mourhino docu is. Where can I watch it? (2 replies) - Andy S - 15:06:01, 12 Aug
As some of may know, I am an astrophysicist. And indeed worked in solar physics for .... (37 replies) - AstroMan - 14:46:53, 12 Aug
Tosin have interest from Benfica .... (6 replies) - nottodayokay - 14:37:22, 12 Aug
So it seems the manager, sporting directors and the player all think PL (8 replies) - Alec Busheel - 14:35:39, 12 Aug
Pep/Hato/Neto on the left Palestra/Quenda/Gusto on the .... (9 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 14:26:37, 12 Aug
Was just using Gemini to plot who Alonso was likely to use in the starting 11 next season .... (13 replies) - HYLITML - 14:23:43, 12 Aug
How about turning my back to the sun and taking a selfie? Or am I being too naive here? (5 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 14:21:18, 12 Aug
***CC Fantasy Premier League codes*** .... (1 replies) - Wessex Blue - 13:59:45, 12 Aug
@AblueForever (7 replies) - MUZOORA - 13:50:47, 12 Aug
Unless i can get some glasses,i'm going down the colander route (22 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 13:49:37, 12 Aug
I pretty much doubt there will be any new signing unless Enzo leaves. IMHO, we are set for the .... #transfers (2 replies) - BornAblue - 13:41:48, 12 Aug
Long put for a lovely birdie! 1 mustard, 2 mustard, 5 veg :) (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 13:22:42, 12 Aug
well done to the club for getting all the new players in before the season starts...it is important imo .... (5 replies) - onion bhaji - 13:18:28, 12 Aug
Is that Dave introducing us to pep on chelsea platforms? .... (2 replies) - London is only Blue - 13:07:51, 12 Aug
Imagine Pep is deep into pre-season anyway so we should see him slot in .... (3 replies) - Fitzchiv - 13:04:19, 12 Aug
Bienvenida Pep (1 replies) - London is only Blue - 13:02:40, 12 Aug
Certainly warming up but I've kept my clothes on, site rules!! .... (7 replies) - Papa Elf - 12:49:04, 12 Aug
Should ov bought a barrow full of those eclipse glasses. Not to be found anywhere (18 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 12:45:05, 12 Aug
Is this Pep chap any good? Where's Vans when we need him! (5 replies) - nipper ★ - 12:39:50, 12 Aug
Lola Brown coming on. Still looks about 11 years old (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:20:23, 12 Aug
Sexy finish by Lexi 3-0 (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:17:57, 12 Aug
Hannah could be down Bondi Beach. Haven't spotted her at all in this half. (2 replies) - bovis messroom - 12:17:26, 12 Aug
nice! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 12:17:22, 12 Aug
Wieke kaptein touch and distribution been poor .... (11 replies) - Tuscanblue - 12:03:24, 12 Aug
Shark attack off the south coast of Ireland .......... so that's new (3 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 12:02:45, 12 Aug
seperated at birth.....Pep Chavarria & Pedro Neto??? (1 replies) - onion bhaji - 11:59:51, 12 Aug
Scumbag Simon Levy getting sentenced. .... (12 replies) - MHL13 - 11:48:10, 12 Aug
Any links to the womens match? (2 replies) - westcountryblue - 11:43:16, 12 Aug
Is Pep the first Chav to play for Chelsea? .... (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 11:32:18, 12 Aug
Right, Chavarra signed, can we now put the chequebook away & concentrate on the players going out the door? (5 replies) - westcountryblue - 11:30:48, 12 Aug
People who want to replace Enzo Fernandes with Wharton havent watched Wharton play properly .... (16 replies) - oldboy - 11:23:47, 12 Aug
Long shot I know but does anyone have one ticket spare for Fulham? (0 replies) - Northcote - 11:20:14, 12 Aug
I swear Romano said in Jan that Enciso to us was a given and all been signed? (1 replies) - Cold Palmer - 11:11:45, 12 Aug
Turned the women's game on just in time to see Thompson flagged offside when 2 yards onside .... (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 11:07:24, 12 Aug
is the womens match not available? (11 replies) - onion bhaji - 11:00:19, 12 Aug
They really do prep the new recruits now for questions. Best team in London .... (1 replies) - Tuscanblue - 10:57:03, 12 Aug
Would Delap return to Ipswich? Would seem the best solution as he's not cut it here. .... (3 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 10:55:34, 12 Aug
Todays's SCORE. Bog roll again! 0 > 1 veg > 3 veg > 3 veg > 5 veg. (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 10:36:35, 12 Aug
Would love to have bought a new GK. But I'd take this squad for the season. .... (7 replies) - carlitochelsea - 10:26:19, 12 Aug
Morning All - Hump day gone so time for some images - enjoy, or not. .... (2 replies) - Baldfatlimey - 10:02:05, 12 Aug
Shim Mheuka signing a new contract and going on loan .... #transfers (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 09:59:59, 12 Aug
Let's not be silly and compare Enzo with Wharton or Scott. .... (25 replies) - carlitochelsea - 09:57:14, 12 Aug
Unai Simon, Yassine Bounou or even Zion Suzuki and we are ready to cook (4 replies) - TrueBlue13 - 09:53:17, 12 Aug
Penders is better than Palmer offensively, so we should sell Palmer .... (3 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 09:52:27, 12 Aug
Satpaev is far better than Enzo offensively, sell Enzo we have lots of good offensive players (9 replies) - MUZOORA - 09:43:27, 12 Aug
Enciso (Strasbourg) signing for Ipswich .... #transfers (2 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 09:42:38, 12 Aug
We are looking good for the season ahead (1 replies) - batt45 - 09:37:11, 12 Aug
We've got two chavs now (3 replies) - kerrygold - 09:25:10, 12 Aug
Pep officials. Just sign a Goalkeeper and we are good to go (9 replies) - mikirol50 - 09:13:22, 12 Aug
So this meteor shower and eclipse - could it be a portent? Maybe Tottenham are going to be relegated .... (0 replies) - Freo ★ - 09:10:52, 12 Aug
Chelsea announce Pep Chavarria signing #transfers (8 replies) - sandgrounder3 - 09:03:08, 12 Aug
So if Man C are expecting a transfer ban and are stocking up on .... (11 replies) - mrtamblingman - 08:46:01, 12 Aug
Has anyone seen those eclipse glasses anywhere? I remember in 1999 they were sold .... (3 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 08:41:38, 12 Aug
Did the sun go out yet ? (6 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 07:11:07, 12 Aug
It's the Glorious 12th!! Now, where did I put my shotgun..... (1 replies) - V R Lee - 07:09:08, 12 Aug
cattle truck Man City, cattle truck Maresca. If they want Enzo 130m .... (6 replies) - mikirol50 - 06:42:52, 12 Aug
That 3 part Mourinho documentary on Netflix is superb but it has a real swipe at Roman. .... (5 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 04:22:07, 12 Aug
Thai Life...... Coming to Thailand?..... be ready for a few shocks .... (20 replies) - Voltaire returns - 01:42:26, 12 Aug
Am sure the manager has better understanding of which players .... (0 replies) - Muleya 1 - 01:29:40, 12 Aug
Why I want Enzo sold .... (10 replies) - Bojas4Blues - 01:17:58, 12 Aug
Not sure why this is on my feed, but... #music .... (0 replies) - Wally Green - 00:45:05, 12 Aug
So Alonso likes 5 at the back, 2 defensive midfielders and 2 big forwards. Or at least that .... (5 replies) - Butch - 00:01:54, 12 Aug
I wouldnt sell enzo! Get him back on board and also will release the kracken with him!! (2 replies) - Phobia - 23:58:37, 11 Aug
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