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  • Scotland world cup song announced #music .... (0 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 22:41:00, 22 May
  • Happy Hour #music .... (0 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 22:17:19, 22 May
  • Music nights a banger on BBC4... #music (3 replies) - BB10 - 22:03:51, 22 May
  • enzo fernandez leaving?pretty serious sources (3 replies) - insider99 - 21:51:50, 22 May
  • So who thinks the surprise package at the World Cup will be .... (10 replies) - Nottinghamshire Blue - 21:51:27, 22 May
  • Bless Tapas, he was bigging up Santos this time last year. This year it's Barco. (1 replies) - SpecialOne - 21:50:31, 22 May
  • The Boys of Summer #music .... (0 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 21:49:17, 22 May
  • For people wondering what BArco is like....he's a bit of a mobile bin man, a recycler. .... (29 replies) - tapas - 21:41:10, 22 May
  • just watched Calum's presser. Like him.......not in that way (0 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 21:30:15, 22 May
  • Congrats boys. Future looks bright. (0 replies) - CFC 93 - 21:30:09, 22 May
  • Watching the yoof and Ike Ugbo popped into my head. I remember thinking he had a great future .... (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:25:46, 22 May
  • Well done the roof, a really great 2nd half of the season and .... (2 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 21:14:25, 22 May
  • Congratulations to the Youth, but also massive credit to the coaching team .... (0 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 21:12:54, 22 May
  • The first picture of you....Always nice at the start of summer #music .... (7 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 21:12:30, 22 May
  • Resounding Youth Champs. (2 replies) - bovis messroom - 21:11:26, 22 May
  • City get battered, everywhere they go ;-) (0 replies) - tapas - 21:11:25, 22 May
  • McQueen puts a Royal finish to the game # (1 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 21:11:10, 22 May
  • Shame this group won't be in the UEFA Youth League next season (6 replies) - MHU Blue - 21:03:00, 22 May
  • I dont think Alonso will tolerate the tools down .... (4 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 21:00:54, 22 May
  • I didnt expect 10 minutes extra time (0 replies) - Tuscanblue - 20:59:54, 22 May
  • A great performance congratulations the youth .... (0 replies) - Tuscanblue - 20:58:20, 22 May
  • Great Goal (3 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 20:57:07, 22 May
  • Another brighton player joining. Bit of a strange one signing barco .... #transfers (3 replies) - True4kinblue - 20:55:21, 22 May
  • C r a m p is a big issue # (0 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 20:46:00, 22 May
  • Dave retired today , we could do with characters like him today (0 replies) - dodgy Kepa - 20:33:00, 22 May
  • Barco confirmed as agreed then, some fuel for Strasbourg fans fire. .... (25 replies) - Baba OBlue - 20:31:10, 22 May
  • Enzo should stay. But he'll be ill-advised to go to City .... (1 replies) - nottodayokay - 20:25:35, 22 May
  • There are websites that use Opta to see what a player does. Throughout this season Enzo has a wagon .... (1 replies) - tapas - 20:20:54, 22 May
  • No surprise but Romano has now Here We Goed it .... (2 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 20:19:53, 22 May
  • Rafa Benitez has been sacked tonight .... (1 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 20:17:55, 22 May
  • So its my second say of being an extra You sign in .... (8 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 20:16:05, 22 May
  • Is this U18s a two legged affair? (2 replies) - BullfrogBlues - 20:05:07, 22 May
  • Never been a big admirer of Harry Maguire. Always struck me as a berkshire hunt. .... (4 replies) - mrtamblingman - 19:58:42, 22 May
  • While our lads have not been picked except reece of course .... (0 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 19:56:19, 22 May
  • 3-1! (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:39:57, 22 May
  • Enzo is one of the very few world class players we have .... (10 replies) - Antonios Bandit - 19:38:51, 22 May
  • City bear hug our centre forward, ref has a chat! (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:31:01, 22 May
  • 2-1 ex chels scores (0 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 19:21:57, 22 May
  • 1-0 (2 replies) - Tuscanblue - 19:12:10, 22 May
  • Enzo is my player of the year and the one Alonso needs to build .... (6 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 19:09:48, 22 May
  • U18s National Final v City live on the App now (1 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 19:02:53, 22 May
  • LIVE MATCH: Chelsea U18 vs Man City U18 | U18 PL National Final .... (0 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 19:01:52, 22 May
  • Judith Charmers has gone to the big resort in the sky. (1 replies) - Silicon Steve - 18:43:06, 22 May
  • Starting to see smug Gooner chunts walking around with their shirts (2 replies) - FamousCFC - 18:38:44, 22 May
  • Hazard leaving gutted 10/10 robbed 9/10 Enzo would be a 5ish (13 replies) - dodgy Kepa - 18:12:03, 22 May
  • Azpis first and last goals were against the gunners. Proper Legend. (1 replies) - CFC 93 - 17:35:11, 22 May
  • Does anyone know what fixtures Chelsea will have this summer, aside from the one match they .... (4 replies) - Andy S - 17:34:01, 22 May
  • Some seem to be concerned that Alonso wont get everything .... (2 replies) - Andy S - 17:16:53, 22 May
  • Lea? (2 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 17:12:39, 22 May
  • Adam Clery on Alonso to us. Worth a watch .... (7 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 17:10:05, 22 May
  • If this message from Cole is legit fair play to him, very humble.. .... (8 replies) - tapas - 17:07:49, 22 May
  • Womens cricket!! My word. Invited to watch at Middx! The oppo all #cricket .... (3 replies) - Butch - 16:49:54, 22 May
  • Look on the bright side. Could you imagine this page if we'd appointed Silva & we had all these exit rumours? (11 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 16:48:33, 22 May
  • We could get relegated and mhl would still blame everyone bar the players. It's not in the blend # (7 replies) - Cheshire blue - 16:45:50, 22 May
  • If anyone thinks Alonso is coming in without being clear about who he wants to keep and bring i .... (6 replies) - tangerineandgraphite - 16:17:03, 22 May
  • Disgraceful " owners" check tbe YT link below .... (2 replies) - BluetifulGameFan - 16:12:31, 22 May
  • If players aren't happy with the contract they signed and .... (4 replies) - V R Lee - 16:07:24, 22 May
  • Slightly Hysterical reaction on here today on the prospect of players leaving. .... (3 replies) - Alec Busheel - 15:59:53, 22 May
  • Many have said many times that Enzo Fernandez & Cole Palmer lead to an .... (8 replies) - tapas - 15:48:33, 22 May
  • The players LarryDavid considers rubbish linked with and will leave for .... (7 replies) - MHL13 - 15:37:17, 22 May
  • Decent side .... (5 replies) - bezz - 15:30:21, 22 May
  • TT must be on drugs if he rates Madueke as world cup finals quality (8 replies) - batt45 - 15:26:23, 22 May
  • The talk about the england squad is the exact reason why england has won nothing since 66 and because you got .... (2 replies) - MiniAma - 15:24:28, 22 May
  • lamps didnt make the 2002 squad did he. pretty sure that drove him on (2 replies) - Kalwho - 15:21:59, 22 May
  • Experienced coaches like conte and TT would start Victor Moses even after an average loan. .... (5 replies) - MUZOORA - 14:51:29, 22 May
  • Pretty scathing remarks from Tuchel, this will defo sting .... (9 replies) - Mark Twain - 14:51:03, 22 May
  • Our top players will always leave for Real .... (4 replies) - Nevinheaven - 14:49:46, 22 May
  • Some big names will leave. Because of no CL they are all meant to be on lower wages next season .... (19 replies) - oldboy - 14:41:30, 22 May
  • Have liked Tuchel, He doesn't follow the media hype about players. That's were maresca failed .... (6 replies) - MUZOORA - 14:39:49, 22 May
  • Never mind the England squad Im interested .... (0 replies) - Nottinghamshire Blue - 14:39:30, 22 May
  • So Enzo and Cucu probably playing their last game for us on Sunday. Cheers fellas. .... (16 replies) - MHL13 - 14:34:35, 22 May
  • My sphincter is telling me we're signing Mbappe in the summer. #transfers (8 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 14:24:17, 22 May
  • Who cares about footy walking down the south bank on a sunny day then sat in a lovely rest .... (1 replies) - Tuscanblue - 14:18:40, 22 May
  • Thanks VR LEE (2 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 14:14:51, 22 May
  • Not saying this list is 100% correct but it just shows how much turnover we might .... (12 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 14:11:54, 22 May
  • Mods can you please delete my paste below (The Japan Squad one) thanks # (0 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 14:11:35, 22 May
  • Coaches like TT consider alot of things when making decision, not only goals and or assist .... (7 replies) - Mario stanic - 14:05:48, 22 May
  • Some surprise names in the Japan Squad too!!! .... (0 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 14:03:42, 22 May
  • Jude Bellingham/ Enzo swap would be ok (12 replies) - ZenBlue - 13:56:05, 22 May
  • Can't fault some of the players with higher ambitions wanting out. .... (7 replies) - carlitochelsea - 13:53:52, 22 May
  • Went south after he patented the Cold Palmer thingy .... (5 replies) - ZenBlue - 13:48:02, 22 May
  • Judith Chalmers RIP has a legacy that everyone at work or in the pub has a Judith that goes on .... (1 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 13:47:36, 22 May
  • Unfortunately, Palmer had to learn the hard way I could see it coming .... (0 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 13:46:49, 22 May
  • England are 12-1 to win the World Cup. For those that dont understand betting, that means if .... (5 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 13:41:52, 22 May
  • RIP Judith Chalmers (1 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 13:29:08, 22 May
  • Palmer will be 28 at the next World Cup .... (7 replies) - Invictus - 13:22:19, 22 May
  • Can we pay a fine in order to drop out of the Conference cup? .... (21 replies) - MHL13 - 13:13:10, 22 May
  • Cole Palmer says he's not cutting his hair until... .... (5 replies) - TxBlues - 13:09:17, 22 May
  • Quite a confident man in charge of England right now. .... (2 replies) - MattNY - 13:05:25, 22 May
  • Cole Palmer .... (4 replies) - Bojas4Blues - 12:56:33, 22 May
  • One more game, Dearhearts, and then this season can be put to bed, thankfully. .... (9 replies) - Baldfatlimey - 12:54:26, 22 May
  • Madueke 2 goals and 1 assist in a PL winning team. That is beyond useless and hes on the plane (6 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 12:52:20, 22 May
  • TT is an absolute Tit. Cole Palmer is the most naturally gifted player England have and hell .... (18 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 12:44:58, 22 May
  • Constant Contact our new partner for cfcw is owned by clearlake ..lol .... (2 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 12:42:28, 22 May
  • If Enzo fails to sign a new agreement then surely he has .... (16 replies) - V R Lee - 12:30:29, 22 May
  • Anyone surprised Cole Palmer isn't in the .... (13 replies) - Romans Soldier - 12:22:00, 22 May
  • Anthony Gordon? .... (1 replies) - Bovril on the breeze - 12:19:05, 22 May
  • Tuchel's explanation was weird considering Jude is NOT a team player (1 replies) - JTforever - 12:18:46, 22 May
  • A busy morning - England WC squad, Carrick confirmed & Pep exit confirmed .... (4 replies) - Hertsblue - 12:06:57, 22 May
  • Thiago Silva .... (12 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 12:06:31, 22 May
  • If Enzo is off I presume its with Alonsos blessing. I really like his heart & ability but if .... (13 replies) - tapas - 12:01:23, 22 May
  • César Azpilicueta is retiring ,,bring him back (1 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 12:00:07, 22 May
  • sunday, we need: liverpool to win, city to win, utd to win and most importantly .... (3 replies) - Chilternthunder - 11:56:56, 22 May
  • Hope Citeh will implode of course but I do respect one of the greatest .... (1 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 11:56:35, 22 May
  • i hate to say it but liverscums win in istanbul is on netflix .... (0 replies) - ossieisgod - 11:50:48, 22 May
  • Word on Twatter is that Enzo is off .... (10 replies) - Magic Hat - 11:50:39, 22 May
  • I'd have Fergie in front of Pep and then Jose. (3 replies) - Silicon Steve - 11:38:20, 22 May
  • You can't really argue against his record but good riddance to Spit Rolliola (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 11:34:07, 22 May
  • Sensible words from Roy Keane >> .... (7 replies) - Sir Lancelotti - 11:28:41, 22 May
  • Jesus thats one hell of a goodbye video by Pep. (11 replies) - oldboy - 11:28:25, 22 May
  • From Tommy's presser, he's gone for players with a strong attitude and comimitment. No fancy boys (6 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 11:28:22, 22 May
  • Pep orf. Officially confirmed (0 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 11:25:29, 22 May
  • Official that Guardiola is gone from City. See ya! (9 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 11:24:54, 22 May
  • Madueke in the WC squad! Christ (2 replies) - The Liquidator - 11:20:31, 22 May
  • Jordan Henderson FFS. 35 Yr old plodder. What's Tommy thinking ? (3 replies) - Wolfie - 11:12:37, 22 May
  • When in a tournament; you always need a wild card player >> .... (4 replies) - Sir Lancelotti - 11:08:35, 22 May
  • Tommy's up (0 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 11:02:50, 22 May
  • only 8 or so players at the world cup? Thats Really good for Alonso ! .... (1 replies) - oldboy - 10:59:18, 22 May
  • The players some of you feel missed out would not be content sitting on the bench .... (1 replies) - Invictus - 10:56:40, 22 May
  • Think TT select the right and balance squad for England .... (6 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 10:52:20, 22 May
  • Good luck .... (1 replies) - Lumo - 10:45:55, 22 May
  • 2 last wishes, Spurs are relegated and I can tune into AFTV next Saturday evening. If I .... (1 replies) - Silicon Steve - 10:43:30, 22 May
  • 0 > 1 mustard > 1 mustard (sacrifice) > 5 veg. (2 replies) - nipper ★ - 10:38:04, 22 May
  • I look forward to a Madueke cross and a Henderson header to win the WC (2 replies) - John Phillips - 10:37:15, 22 May
  • Agbonlahor "Looks like the manager's going to do things his way" and he gets paid for this! (1 replies) - Silicon Steve - 10:33:46, 22 May
  • Well, my take, as a neutral, is that the big winners from these WC squads are the .... (11 replies) - Erlands Navies - 10:31:46, 22 May
  • We have to remember that our best players have had to deal with utter .... (4 replies) - Andy S - 10:29:57, 22 May
  • I havent seen a single second of Arsenal celebrations. Its quite easy really (8 replies) - John Phillips - 10:29:14, 22 May
  • Fair play to William. It feels like he's a proper fan .... (0 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 10:29:01, 22 May
  • Weird squad if anyone else had chosen it. But I trust Tuchel .... (6 replies) - John Phillips - 10:26:40, 22 May
  • Full England squad .... (4 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 10:19:13, 22 May
  • About 2 years ago Palmer was been praise as the greates player of his generation .... (7 replies) - mikirol50 - 10:17:59, 22 May
  • Best thing about a World Cup Summer is I've forgotten who won the league already (2 replies) - Bexley Blues - 10:17:55, 22 May
  • Enzo .... (14 replies) - busterjug - 10:13:19, 22 May
  • Question: will the World Cup be shown on freeview, i.e. BBC, ITV, etc., or do I have to shell out for Sky, .... (5 replies) - CFC Genius - 10:10:25, 22 May
  • I mentioned 2 months back that Palmer looks like missing out on the W C squad. MHL13 reply was 'LOL'. I know .... (3 replies) - Silicon Steve - 10:08:58, 22 May
  • Sorry, what exactly is the problem with the squad TT has picked? .... (20 replies) - Invictus - 09:59:34, 22 May
  • Looks like Ivan Toni over Liam Delap, game's gone ;-) (14 replies) - Silicon Steve - 09:50:21, 22 May
  • Double bogey on Wordle today, back to level for the week (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 09:50:00, 22 May
  • Whoever goes, pray not to united (5 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 09:48:18, 22 May
  • Theres only one Dave, Happy retirement Azpilicueta you came and conquered .... (1 replies) - London is only Blue - 09:40:28, 22 May
  • I'm not sure why people are rather surprised at Tuchel's England squad for the World Cup. .... #transfers (12 replies) - Moonknight - 09:35:44, 22 May
  • No one personifies professionalism, passion and winning more than Cesar Azpilicueta .... (1 replies) - nottodayokay - 09:32:54, 22 May
  • one player who has looked hopeless this season but I will not yet give up on is .... (15 replies) - oldboy - 09:18:04, 22 May
  • Lots of mutterings that we could lose either Cucurella, Enzo and JP, I hope they all stay .... (15 replies) - pinkfloydblue - 09:12:51, 22 May
  • Christian Romero. If ever a player epitomised his club. Shameful. (7 replies) - BullfrogBlues - 09:05:57, 22 May
  • Does TT want the city job? (0 replies) - Mj 24 - 09:01:16, 22 May
  • What a career. Bring him back .... (9 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 08:55:43, 22 May
  • The inevitable Southgate love from idiots is loading .... (5 replies) - Chris25 - 08:45:45, 22 May
  • Now that a lot of our players will get the rest, will we come up with the excuse that the .... (2 replies) - katk - 08:31:54, 22 May
  • People saying they don't like or rate Tuchel. What a joke! .... (22 replies) - carlitochelsea - 08:22:57, 22 May
  • Definitely some odd choices but people are overreacting .... (3 replies) - Chelskiing - 08:20:32, 22 May
  • 1984 .... (4 replies) - CFC 1970 - 08:18:20, 22 May
  • Didn't know Henderson still played. Saudis? (2 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 08:08:17, 22 May
  • Even Motsy has given up with his morning all now .... (11 replies) - Cheshire blue - 07:45:44, 22 May
  • It all good for Chelsea, players not picked for World Cup., .... (7 replies) - bluechas - 07:35:42, 22 May
  • Lauren enjoying heavy storyline .... (2 replies) - RON - 07:31:02, 22 May
  • Noni phucking Madueke? (2 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 07:28:21, 22 May
  • Tuchel's squad zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (10 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 07:26:31, 22 May
  • Thomas Tactics .... (1 replies) - RON - 07:21:00, 22 May
  • If Jordan Henderson is the answer, what is the question? .... (3 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 07:15:05, 22 May
  • I think my problem isn't that TT hasn't taken Palmer or Foden it's .... (6 replies) - V R Lee - 07:15:01, 22 May
  • I really hope Xabi can get Cucu Enzo and Joao to stay next season, we have enough holes to fill without. .... (2 replies) - Cycling man - 07:05:52, 22 May
  • People on here saying they wouldnt fret if .... (7 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 06:35:02, 22 May
  • SOTD a video .... (1 replies) - Carefree - 05:48:24, 22 May
  • Palmer shouldn't be ahead of KDH in the World cup selection, his been average for two years (9 replies) - MUZOORA - 02:27:21, 22 May
  • You don't play awful for a whole season and you want to go to the world cup, (1 replies) - MUZOORA - 02:16:54, 22 May
  • Anyway forget Southampton and Middlesbrough, Hull was a nice town when we played them in the .... (0 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 01:06:24, 22 May
  • So if I got this right, if we beat the Mackems, we are defo in the Conference Cup, we might be .... (0 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 00:50:02, 22 May
  • Wonder which players are on the stand by list in case of injuries , can see 1 or 2 telling TT .... (1 replies) - bezz - 00:26:56, 22 May
  • Playing side passes all season then you want to play at the WC ahead of others? Hell no. .... (0 replies) - Mario stanic - 00:23:03, 22 May
  • I've a horrible sneaky feeling that both Enzo and Cucu will be sold .... (15 replies) - MHL13 - 23:30:27, 21 May
  • I dont get the fuss about the lack of call ups to the World Cup the only player .... (8 replies) - Vialli Nove - 22:54:16, 21 May


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