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  • Just seen that Ken Bates bought Chelsea for a quid 44 years ago today! (6 replies) - Butch - 11:25:18, 02 April
  • Yes, several dodgy decisions later on in the women's game last night, but .... (4 replies) - Suffolk Blue - 11:00:42, 02 April
  • "Serial winners but cheats - Roman era" vs "Record lossmakers and losers". BlueCo Which do you prefer? .... (11 replies) - Black Bull - 10:33:19, 02 April
  • Neto, Enzo, Fofana .. 3 first-team players I fully expect to leave this summer .... (5 replies) - nottodayokay - 09:52:58, 02 April
  • As there's not much football on, just speculating whether Spurs would sell to us now Levy .... (7 replies) - Winch - 09:44:29, 02 April
  • Not unexpected but Sam Kerr off in the summer .... (13 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 09:28:03, 02 April
  • Sadly thats the womens CL window slammed shut for a few years, shouldve won at least 1 over past few years (2 replies) - westcountryblue - 09:21:06, 02 April
  • Harry Clark from the Traitors, recently met the Pope and .... (15 replies) - Romans Soldier - 08:56:50, 02 April
  • Couldnt see the game last night but were we done again or we lost cause of performance? (4 replies) - London is only Blue - 08:44:02, 02 April
  • I thought Sonias interview after the match was excellent. About time the mens managers said similar. .... (1 replies) - IoW blue - 07:46:36, 02 April
  • And here come the briefings all set up for an enzo fernandes sale in the summer .... (26 replies) - oldboy - 07:21:36, 02 April
  • Par four for Wordle, but two over for the week I think (6 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 07:17:59, 02 April
  • Think we now know that we get corrupt officials .... (7 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 07:12:43, 02 April
  • Morning All, thank goodness we have a nice four days off, disappointing result .... (15 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 07:11:23, 02 April
  • Players unimpressed with Enzo .... (15 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 06:28:14, 02 April
  • Transfer gossip is always kack, but seeing us linked with Stones (31), Dumfries (29) .... (5 replies) - Tambling5 - 06:02:57, 02 April
  • The Late Late Show .... (0 replies) - RON - 04:10:49, 02 April
  • Good to see Sonia calling out the officials in her interview and bringing up the disallowed goal vs Barca .... (0 replies) - Tala - 03:27:27, 02 April
  • Blimey (1 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 02:22:22, 02 April
  • Hope we beat Port vale. (0 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 02:10:28, 02 April
  • Club should go for Schlotterbeck .... (1 replies) - TBlue - 23:59:17, 01 April
  • 30 ... 29 .... 28 .... 27 ..... 26 .... (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 23:36:29, 01 April
  • New countdown clock up (7 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 23:27:24, 01 April
  • Is anyone still backing this dreadful regime running the club? A race to thre bottom. (13 replies) - McCulto - 23:26:04, 01 April
  • Capricorn Two may indeed happen........................again (5 replies) - nipper ★ - 23:24:14, 01 April
  • Ah well. One bright moment: bloke a couple of rows in front of us celebrated their .... (2 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 22:56:55, 01 April
  • Won't be shocked if Oor Erin leaves in the summer along with Sam and Millie .... (7 replies) - God Is ODJ - 22:39:10, 01 April
  • Fault with the Artemis rocket. Ferkin yanks (24 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 22:26:50, 01 April
  • What claptrap coming from these comms. .... (0 replies) - IoW blue - 22:19:38, 01 April
  • ...and now for something completely different... (3 replies) - nipper ★ - 22:12:55, 01 April
  • Retrospective red card for the hair pull? Not that it matters for us now, but it might matter for them. (2 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 22:09:58, 01 April
  • BlueCo take part of the blame here .... (6 replies) - Tala - 22:09:37, 01 April
  • Not good enough over the 2 games, but I hate to say it, awful reffing and VAR .... (18 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 22:07:57, 01 April
  • Anyone watching the build up to the moon visit? .... (10 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 22:07:52, 01 April
  • Pure cheating plays out in front of us yet again .... (0 replies) - I8Tottnam - 22:06:59, 01 April
  • Scandalous disallowed goal vs Barca, and we could have finished first in the group .... (0 replies) - Tala - 22:06:56, 01 April
  • This is probably the end of Sonya. .... (3 replies) - IoW blue - 22:04:44, 01 April
  • Missed chances, on both sides, but comes down to the disallowed goals in the first leg (1 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 22:04:32, 01 April
  • Not good enough on the night, but how does VAR miss that hair pull? (5 replies) - Better Call Saul - 22:03:06, 01 April
  • Cast iron prove tonight that .... (4 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 22:02:37, 01 April
  • Unlucky CFCW feeling your pain :-( (1 replies) - TommyBaldhead - 22:00:17, 01 April
  • Whats Fran got against us? .... (1 replies) - IoW blue - 22:00:01, 01 April
  • The refereeing we've suffered in this competition makes the Frisk/Ovrebo era for the men .... (5 replies) - Pablito - 21:59:58, 01 April
  • Fran was astounding kerrrrrap on comms (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:59:51, 01 April
  • Criminal really,Chelsea deserved it by a mile ovet the 2 legs .... (1 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 21:59:49, 01 April
  • She didn't mean to pull her hair!!! .... (3 replies) - tamblingdonevilla - 21:58:48, 01 April
  • Both games shockingly bad refs. .... (6 replies) - IoW blue - 21:58:10, 01 April
  • What Kirby should really be saying is we haven't paid the ref enough. Some .... (0 replies) - Brompton Road Blue - 21:58:04, 01 April
  • Shove the ugly chunt away Thommo (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:57:51, 01 April
  • Another major step backwards for cfcw (1 replies) - onion bhaji - 21:57:47, 01 April
  • Fark off Goonsh11tes, commentators and UEFA bent officials (0 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 21:57:45, 01 April
  • Unlucky over two legs. It weren't to be (0 replies) - FeckemAll - 21:57:38, 01 April
  • Yeah think she's Taylor of the women's game (0 replies) - cockneyblue - 21:57:25, 01 April
  • Fakin cheating Goonpits!!! (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 21:56:48, 01 April
  • Bent referee sends off Sonia # (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:56:12, 01 April
  • VAR .? Straight red.. .... (0 replies) - IoW blue - 21:56:09, 01 April
  • Bompastor should be sacked... unfortunately clearlake reward failure .... (4 replies) - onion bhaji - 21:56:07, 01 April
  • Why VAR not intervened, farkin joke (0 replies) - des-alley - 21:55:44, 01 April
  • That is disgraceful refereeing! (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:54:53, 01 April
  • Bent officials (0 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 21:54:52, 01 April
  • Farking blind ref. That;s a free kick and a card. (0 replies) - bovis messroom - 21:54:47, 01 April
  • This ref is a farking disgrace, again (0 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 21:54:28, 01 April
  • FFS ref!! (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:54:11, 01 April
  • Get the fark in! (0 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 21:53:27, 01 April
  • Finally. (0 replies) - bovis messroom - 21:53:27, 01 April
  • NOW COME ON GET ANUVVA!!! (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 21:53:25, 01 April
  • Nice finish but too late unfortunately (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 21:53:14, 01 April
  • Finally (0 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 21:53:00, 01 April
  • Too late (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:52:58, 01 April
  • Had to be a red card for Hinds. (1 replies) - IoW blue - 21:50:15, 01 April
  • Women's team has to bin Walsh ASAP. Bronze's time up too (5 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:48:23, 01 April
  • Four times off the woodwork, two disallowed goals. Just not happened for them. (2 replies) - bovis messroom - 21:47:45, 01 April
  • Arsenal keeper has made some great saves. HHs uncharacteristic howler last week was huge (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:46:55, 01 April
  • Eye faky nate Goonspit!!!! (1 replies) - nipper ★ - 21:46:55, 01 April
  • Jesus, just not our night (0 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 21:46:50, 01 April
  • Just not their night (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:46:29, 01 April
  • Yep no goals tonight (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 21:46:22, 01 April
  • That's not unlucky ffs, it was an awful finish. (0 replies) - bill55bill★ - 21:45:09, 01 April
  • Oh ffs (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 21:43:57, 01 April
  • Mead is so late she could have sent a post card to tel Lucy she was coming and still no booking (0 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 21:42:57, 01 April
  • 83 minutes too late (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:42:47, 01 April
  • Thank fark for that - come on! (0 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 21:40:49, 01 April
  • I thought Sjoeke had scored (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:40:21, 01 April
  • Awful from bronze (1 replies) - onion bhaji - 21:39:25, 01 April
  • Hair trigger lino suddenly not hair trigger.... (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:39:03, 01 April
  • That was offside (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 21:38:49, 01 April
  • Fran is a terrible co-comm (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:37:41, 01 April
  • G'won gals DUWUM!!! (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 21:37:16, 01 April
  • Maybe Emma realised what was needed and had enough (4 replies) - cockneyblue - 21:34:30, 01 April
  • It's an abomination of what cfcw used to be... turgid, uncreative, kept at arms length rubbish (7 replies) - onion bhaji - 21:32:17, 01 April
  • We are absolutely tomtite total rebuild in both the mens and women's team (0 replies) - cockneyblue - 21:32:13, 01 April
  • Arsenal more energetic now (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:30:37, 01 April
  • Physio on, she can stay on the pitch? (1 replies) - IoW blue - 21:23:03, 01 April
  • Lauren booked for accidental contact. Fran talking rubbish again (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:21:57, 01 April
  • Walsh captain! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 21:19:26, 01 April
  • Erin off but Walsh stays?? (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:19:11, 01 April
  • Im coming t9 the conclusion that the womens game, really dont understand the game at all. .... (1 replies) - IoW blue - 21:18:27, 01 April
  • NO chance Chelsea women will score tonight (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:15:46, 01 April
  • Not getting a lot of luck imho (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 21:15:07, 01 April
  • Oh FFS, what was that (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 21:15:05, 01 April
  • Ffs get her off. (0 replies) - IoW blue - 21:14:59, 01 April
  • More like it - unlucky Sam (0 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 21:12:47, 01 April
  • Finally a shot on target. (0 replies) - IoW blue - 21:12:29, 01 April
  • Bronze remains the big big weak point. (1 replies) - IoW blue - 21:11:01, 01 April
  • Foord diving too (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:10:47, 01 April
  • Arsenal pressing a lot more than we do. Seem to have more energy. (0 replies) - bovis messroom - 21:10:06, 01 April
  • A shot on target would be nice. (0 replies) - Better Call Saul - 21:08:59, 01 April
  • Thats a card, yet a blatant pull back on the shirt is nothing. (0 replies) - IoW blue - 21:07:51, 01 April
  • More ridiculous officiating (2 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 21:07:35, 01 April
  • Dive! Fran talking rubbish (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:07:07, 01 April
  • That Angelina on The Repair Shop is absolutely gorgeous. (7 replies) - BullfrogBlues - 20:56:06, 01 April
  • Lauren really put a shift in, great to see .... (0 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 20:52:42, 01 April
  • Creating nothing for Kerr so it's all down to LJ to provide some magic (4 replies) - onion bhaji - 20:50:32, 01 April
  • Half chances my arse! Should be 3 nil (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:49:38, 01 April
  • Brain dead football. (0 replies) - IoW blue - 20:49:18, 01 April
  • All the time wasting, injury and only 1 min. (2 replies) - IoW blue - 20:47:52, 01 April
  • Football has gone to the dogs with these tactical time outs and unofficial drink breaks (1 replies) - cockneyblue - 20:45:31, 01 April
  • Missing a hatful of chances >> (0 replies) - Sir Lancelotti - 20:45:14, 01 April
  • Thompson has great pace but often frustrates (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:45:11, 01 April
  • We need Charles or Baltimore down the left (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 20:44:47, 01 April
  • Cheats!! (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:43:02, 01 April
  • Yellow card; another Chelsea hating official >> (0 replies) - Sir Lancelotti - 20:42:21, 01 April
  • And no card for pulling back. (0 replies) - IoW blue - 20:41:38, 01 April
  • Zero chances created for Kerr (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 20:38:23, 01 April
  • you can watch classic premier league games for free here. not sure why im surprised but w .... (1 replies) - Kalwho - 20:37:48, 01 April
  • Will remind you, selling Enzo will be a blessing in disguise, his hard working but not quality (2 replies) - MUZOORA - 20:36:32, 01 April
  • Can't hit a cows arse with a banjo, like the men. (0 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 20:35:25, 01 April
  • Couldn't finish a bag of chips (2 replies) - onion bhaji - 20:33:28, 01 April
  • Let's see if the fa extend harry Maguire ban for not leaving the field quickly enough .... (1 replies) - cockneyblue - 20:33:10, 01 April
  • Another shot misses the target (0 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 20:33:03, 01 April
  • 3 great chances now (3 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 20:32:54, 01 April
  • Thompson shot terrible again (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:32:34, 01 April
  • Buurman looking very promising (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:29:07, 01 April
  • Arsenal taking 10 years per throw in or corner (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 20:23:19, 01 April
  • We know that moon base Alpha was a real studio and real models. The rest is all hyperbole or is it .... (1 replies) - nipper ★ - 20:23:15, 01 April
  • Should be 2 up. .... (0 replies) - IoW blue - 20:19:01, 01 April
  • Awful finishing so far (2 replies) - onion bhaji - 20:17:49, 01 April
  • Try a shot on target ffs (0 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 20:17:39, 01 April
  • Thompson should have scored (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:17:11, 01 April
  • Crowd at the Bridge on Sat will not be much bigger than tonight's looking at how .... (1 replies) - des-alley - 20:15:02, 01 April
  • Unfortunately I can't see us winning this game by the required margin (0 replies) - cockneyblue - 20:09:58, 01 April
  • Sjoeke had to score (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:08:24, 01 April
  • Don't talk to her, book her! (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:02:51, 01 April
  • Did the women have a respect the ball huddle ?? (1 replies) - des-alley - 20:01:07, 01 April
  • How much are the ejit owners charging our fans? .... (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 19:58:34, 01 April
  • Enjoy...second stand up gig .... (0 replies) - Bluetrainspotter - 19:58:16, 01 April
  • That old ken bates badge ,has he not got copyright? (1 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 19:54:17, 01 April
  • Big game for Walsh and bronze...they need to step up and not be the weak link (1 replies) - onion bhaji - 19:49:12, 01 April
  • We are edging closer to AFCChelsea at this rate. (0 replies) - BLUE MATTERS - 19:48:22, 01 April
  • COME ON CHELSEA GALS COME ON CHELSEA!!! (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 19:45:48, 01 April
  • Eastenders is very funny! (1 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 19:43:49, 01 April
  • Not only chuckle brothers as SD, seems finance are clueless as well, lets go spunk another £100m on a project .... (3 replies) - westcountryblue - 19:34:43, 01 April
  • Two keepers and three left backs on the bench... okay (8 replies) - Tala - 19:04:30, 01 April
  • Vhalovics and Wilson would be two other "bargains" with established records as players and with great characte .... (2 replies) - Andy S - 18:56:31, 01 April
  • Why do I keep seeing this pony and trap about the manager being sacked (0 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 18:53:52, 01 April
  • Womens bench bereft of forwards. Shifting out Guru and Kat has left us short (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:48:42, 01 April
  • I still dont understand why Chelsea isnt going after Elliot Anderson, a terrific, seasoned player whose .... (7 replies) - Andy S - 18:47:40, 01 April
  • FWIW I have no doubt that Chelsea lumped an awful lot of bad news in those-25 numbers .... (12 replies) - tapas - 18:04:57, 01 April
  • Eghbali to appear on Reddit ask me anything this friday .... (3 replies) - luca behind you - 18:00:46, 01 April
  • Eghbali to appear on Reddit ask meanytbin (3 replies) - luca behind you - 17:55:34, 01 April
  • Do you ever stop and ask yourself .... (3 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 17:40:24, 01 April
  • Harry Wilson and Sensei from Bournemouth on frees in the summer? (8 replies) - Cheshire blue - 17:39:04, 01 April
  • Just a reminder that the women's WCL match is on bbc2 again tonight.... .... (6 replies) - onion bhaji - 17:36:24, 01 April
  • Jacobs reckons £700m+ in revenue for-26. .... (3 replies) - tapas - 17:23:16, 01 April
  • Agent fees - the financials show BlueCo paid out moreorless double any other PL club in agent .... (13 replies) - Hertsblue - 16:58:37, 01 April
  • Could the club apply for universal credits as a top up? (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 16:29:31, 01 April
  • So in layman's terms, how did we loose so much money? .... (17 replies) - chelseaboyo - 16:24:42, 01 April
  • Talking of football finances, it's going to be interesting to see whether any companies .... (9 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 16:18:05, 01 April
  • Some positive women's contract extensions apparently, especially HH .... (1 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 16:17:09, 01 April
  • Looking at the financial results and on the pitch results lack of FOS and coach churn .... (4 replies) - Alec Busheel - 15:56:36, 01 April
  • Big firework orf in 7mins (2 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 15:46:40, 01 April
  • Palmer holds onto the ball longer than necessary and spoiling our attacks just like yesterday .... (7 replies) - MUZOORA - 15:42:12, 01 April
  • The financial results really are catastrophically bad .... (18 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 15:30:10, 01 April
  • So we're spend highest amount on agent fees .... (1 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 15:15:50, 01 April
  • Early KO at Anfailed!! Unless they beat PSG then moves to 8pm (0 replies) - elseychelsea - 15:07:38, 01 April
  • Further to 'Um Bongo' below, adverts that have stuck in your head and you can recite word for word? .... (42 replies) - TN Blues - 14:46:23, 01 April
  • Record pre tax losses. Thats not great. (8 replies) - mrtamblingman - 14:03:57, 01 April
  • Do tables lie? England #4 on planet earth? (1 replies) - nipper ★ - 13:57:02, 01 April
  • Slow news day, here's Larry the Cat latest:) .... (8 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 13:32:23, 01 April
  • So Rosenior says that the centre circle huddle was the player's idea. .... (8 replies) - Exiled Blue ★ - 13:17:56, 01 April
  • Just saw on FB - interview with Ossie from April 1970: .... (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:57:45, 01 April
  • McCoist captures my perspective pretty much here. .... (4 replies) - Fitzchiv - 12:39:53, 01 April
  • I am extremely surprised that nobody is talking about this big event .... (30 replies) - Kalumiana - 12:28:52, 01 April
  • Match day revenues slightly increased.... nevermind, we can wait 10 years for a decision! (1 replies) - onion bhaji - 12:25:10, 01 April
  • Top of the League! We're having a laugh!! .... (2 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 12:06:56, 01 April
  • Osteitis Pubis.. .... (11 replies) - busterjug - 11:58:22, 01 April


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