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  • Wolves v Arsenal tomorrow. Wouldn't it be funny if.....nah I'm being silly. (5 replies) - Persil - 22:54:42, 17 Feb
  • What's the deadline for selling tix on the ticket exchange or whatever it's called nowadays? .... (2 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 22:30:29, 17 Feb
  • ^^^ hattrick of assists, 2 from a corner is .... (1 replies) - starsky - 22:12:17, 17 Feb
  • Adapted kit basket being prepared for next week. (2 replies) - Persil - 21:49:31, 17 Feb
  • Red card Jose.. crafty devil... He won't be on the bench in the Bernabeu. Lording it up in the .... (1 replies) - Soames - 21:48:02, 17 Feb
  • Jose could take no more. He's sent off. (1 replies) - Persil - 21:45:33, 17 Feb
  • Jose sent off (0 replies) - 0thello - 21:45:24, 17 Feb
  • Wrexham equaliser very tasty (1 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 21:36:09, 17 Feb
  • Nice goal by Kellyman (0 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 21:33:14, 17 Feb
  • Kellyman just scored a cracker for Cardiff, he's had a tidy game (0 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 21:33:04, 17 Feb
  • Nice gial by Kellyman (0 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 21:32:54, 17 Feb
  • Its always Vinicius Jr? Thankfully any racism is in the past, but this bloke hears .... (27 replies) - Butch - 21:28:48, 17 Feb
  • Why doesn't the ref suggest that Benfica sub the player who made the alleged remark? (6 replies) - Dont Mention Ze VAR - 21:21:47, 17 Feb
  • Amazing how much twaternberg had to say about the situation, suggest he thinks back to the battle of the .... (2 replies) - westcountryblue - 21:19:47, 17 Feb
  • Crazy goings on in Benfica. (0 replies) - Persil - 21:15:50, 17 Feb
  • Clattenburke having a dig at the victim. (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:14:45, 17 Feb
  • So big Al talks about diving, wonder what his thoughts are on kicking a fellow professional in the head .... (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 21:12:26, 17 Feb
  • Dreadful tackle. Deserved red no doubt (1 replies) - Real Social Dad - 21:09:54, 17 Feb
  • Dortmund 2 up feel a bit sorry for them and Atalanta a game a bit overlooked tonight (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 20:58:06, 17 Feb
  • Mmmmmmmmbop misses another good chance (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:44:46, 17 Feb
  • 2-2 PSG (2 replies) - Cheshire blue - 20:42:11, 17 Feb
  • Cardiff v Wimbledon, John Philips (JP) must be there with a half n half scarf moaning at both sides ;-) (1 replies) - Silicon Steve - 20:36:49, 17 Feb
  • 2-1 sub two minutes and scored (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 20:31:50, 17 Feb
  • Why do that PSG player keeps on taking their pen? .... (1 replies) - mikirol50 - 20:27:24, 17 Feb
  • PSG Pen saved! (2 replies) - Dont Mention Ze VAR - 20:23:50, 17 Feb
  • Monaco 2 up (13 replies) - Cheshire blue - 20:20:19, 17 Feb
  • Monaco score in 1st minute (4 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:03:27, 17 Feb
  • The Raneri Monaco debacle will always haunt me. I honestly believe he threw that game .... (7 replies) - chelseaboyo - 20:02:26, 17 Feb
  • Some atmosphere at Benfica. (4 replies) - Persil - 19:59:14, 17 Feb
  • Anyone else watching the Ski big air final? The tricks they are landing are farking insane .... (2 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 19:59:07, 17 Feb
  • Watching Wrexham game can the camera man be any further away (0 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 19:57:02, 17 Feb
  • Juve, as tight at the back as Katie Price (3 replies) - westcountryblue - 19:41:05, 17 Feb
  • Now to Jose vs Real Madrid (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:39:37, 17 Feb
  • Osimhen angry about something instead of celebrating the 5-2 (4 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:38:43, 17 Feb
  • Thank the laaaawd we not in the UCL playoffs!! (0 replies) - DeepBlueSea - 19:38:23, 17 Feb
  • Wow, Remember those days when the Italians were tight at the back!!! (7 replies) - westcountryblue - 19:34:49, 17 Feb
  • Juve getting slaughtered 5-2 (2 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:31:23, 17 Feb
  • Welcome to Hell we're not bothered springs to mind. (0 replies) - tapas - 19:24:57, 17 Feb
  • 4-2 Osimhen not offside?? (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:20:15, 17 Feb
  • Comedy defending for 4-2 (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:20:11, 17 Feb
  • Sane From city to Bayern now in Turkey wow (3 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:15:33, 17 Feb
  • Juventus half time sub for a carded player.... gets 2 yellows in 21 mins..... (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:13:28, 17 Feb
  • Good game on, Turks 2-1 down now 3-2 up # (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:05:22, 17 Feb
  • My local Spoons nest have quadruple it's customer numbers in .... (3 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 19:00:52, 17 Feb
  • I dont argue about Jacksons individual skills. But, if he returns, I would worry about his fit, .... (16 replies) - Andy S - 18:35:33, 17 Feb
  • new contract for Saka worth over £300k a week...who is our best paid? Reece? # (6 replies) - onion bhaji - 18:21:52, 17 Feb
  • Mrs Elf Birthday Present Request:- Lion Lodge stay at Port Lympne ....£1.8/2k .... (21 replies) - Papa Elf - 18:13:51, 17 Feb
  • Many years ago as a young soldier and I was in military hospital .... (5 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 17:55:28, 17 Feb
  • Carragher being a knob again. .... (8 replies) - Magic Hat - 17:52:21, 17 Feb
  • Is this CL a 2 way tie, or lose and done? (2 replies) - Letsgochelsea9 - 17:45:23, 17 Feb
  • Eliane? I should cocoa (5 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 17:20:58, 17 Feb
  • I didn't know Robert Duvall had done a Mike Bassett type football film .... (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:43:53, 17 Feb
  • didn't realise it was the CL playoffs tonight, Monaco v PSG. Qarabag v Newky tomorrow .... (3 replies) - Under the Bridge - 16:27:04, 17 Feb
  • Italy stuff USA!!! Europe! Europe!..... (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:26:52, 17 Feb
  • Just watched team pursuit speed skate bronze match. China led by 1.9 seconds with 2 laps to go .... (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:23:11, 17 Feb
  • Gofundme in memory of Valky (apologies if already posted) .... (4 replies) - Bexley Blues - 15:13:11, 17 Feb
  • Emegha 1.95m thats a tall fella .... (9 replies) - lablublu - 14:38:25, 17 Feb
  • Article by Dennis Wise in the Graun today on his post playing career .... (8 replies) - Pablito - 14:33:33, 17 Feb
  • What are we going to do with Nico Jackson then, it looks like he is coming back .... (33 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 13:35:40, 17 Feb
  • at least we can be sure the Wrexham game will be on the tellybox (3 replies) - Suffolk Blue - 13:30:05, 17 Feb
  • There's a busker playing ABBA really loudly in the town centre ....... .... (7 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 13:22:59, 17 Feb
  • Kavanah axed from Pl fixtures after his gaff from barcodes n Villa (3 replies) - I miss the Drog - 13:15:04, 17 Feb
  • Rev Jesse Jackson RIP .... (8 replies) - Johnny Tabasco - 12:56:02, 17 Feb
  • If you see me walking down the street and I start to cry, each time we meet # (3 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 12:34:14, 17 Feb
  • Aussies gorn #cricket (5 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 12:07:30, 17 Feb
  • Jamie O'hara .... (13 replies) - Magic Hat - 11:37:39, 17 Feb
  • Anyone know the cut off time for play starting in Ireland vs Zimbabwe? #cricket (5 replies) - God Is ODJ - 11:32:00, 17 Feb
  • Nice aht innit (10 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 11:23:32, 17 Feb
  • Well done Vine,turned it on to Arsenal. (0 replies) - Edmondson - 11:14:23, 17 Feb
  • Shut it!!! Doesn't count IMVHO, or does it??!! Wordle spoiler... .... (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 11:13:54, 17 Feb
  • Well said Mike Parry! (9 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 11:12:35, 17 Feb
  • Getting slaughtered on Jeremy Vine soon (13 replies) - Edmondson - 10:56:20, 17 Feb
  • Getting midweek time - went for a walk at Keyhaven and 2 sea eagles flew over .... (7 replies) - Baldfatlimey - 10:25:45, 17 Feb
  • If only our GDP was performing at the same rate as the unemployed rate eh? ;-) (2 replies) - Blue Memories - 10:05:04, 17 Feb
  • TS still going on about the mascots (4 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 09:51:26, 17 Feb
  • Ryan Reynolds seems happy .... (1 replies) - luca behind you - 09:50:47, 17 Feb
  • We should get both Udogie and Van der Ven .... (10 replies) - DonTerry - 09:37:05, 17 Feb
  • seeing a clip that Palmer, Cucu and Joao Pedro are in a Dubai nightclub .... (11 replies) - oldboy - 09:25:48, 17 Feb
  • Just saw Chelsea Legend Tony McAndrew get sent off playing for Boro v Wolves 1980 .... (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 08:53:26, 17 Feb
  • Did anyone listen .... (6 replies) - PQS - 08:51:14, 17 Feb
  • Come on Ireland - you know what to do.... "that's the 10th Irish batsman out for 0!!" #cricket (6 replies) - God Is ODJ - 08:43:07, 17 Feb
  • Newcatle home Westview .... (2 replies) - CFC 1970 - 08:30:29, 17 Feb
  • Good morning! Very cold out there in London today! (1 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 08:25:13, 17 Feb
  • Wordle in four - one under for the week (7 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 07:30:48, 17 Feb
  • Morning All, Wrexham away, not a bad draw I suppose. could be tricky but I'm .... (15 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 07:21:10, 17 Feb
  • Does ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY ever sleep? .... (2 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 06:37:31, 17 Feb
  • Favourite Girl on TV .... (2 replies) - RON - 05:15:21, 17 Feb
  • Liam get's a full week! .... (0 replies) - RON - 05:00:33, 17 Feb
  • Happy Chinese New Year... year of the Red Fire Horse.... .... (0 replies) - Voltaire returns - 03:30:41, 17 Feb
  • The 82 ban and the Wrexham 3 ! .... (4 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 01:14:59, 17 Feb
  • Hands across the Severn Bridge! .... (4 replies) - tapas - 00:03:59, 17 Feb
  • I know Lamps is there! But can I send everyone to Coventry :-) .... (2 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 23:17:33, 16 Feb
  • Television #music .... (3 replies) - A Bridge of Dreams - 23:17:25, 16 Feb
  • Ive heard Mickey will sort us out for a ticket for a tenner at Wrexham :-) (1 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 23:12:36, 16 Feb
  • 15 deg this weekend (13 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 22:39:14, 16 Feb
  • Fred Smith obituary from the Telegraph #music .... #politics (1 replies) - Dont Mention Ze VAR - 22:06:43, 16 Feb
  • Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman .... (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 22:06:38, 16 Feb
  • Super Frankie (1 replies) - Tallafornia★ - 21:58:14, 16 Feb
  • Worthy top of the table clash. Look to be the two best teams. Big win for Lamps .... (2 replies) - bovis messroom - 21:57:50, 16 Feb
  • Boro's Amish manager looks shunned....... (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:53:15, 16 Feb
  • Really awful piece of "journalism" mixing up Roman & Navelney poisoning .... (2 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 21:47:05, 16 Feb
  • 3-1 now to Coventry (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 21:31:06, 16 Feb
  • Co-commentator saying that wasn't a penalty! Really? (10 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 21:29:08, 16 Feb
  • Penalty for Coventry (5 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:28:28, 16 Feb
  • Penalty for Cov (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 21:28:17, 16 Feb
  • Are we playing away or at home against Wrexham? This will be a "trap" match which .... (2 replies) - Andy S - 21:26:56, 16 Feb
  • 2-1 Coventry keep gifting the ball to Middlesbrough (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:26:56, 16 Feb
  • 2 quick chances Hinchcliffe would have buried.... (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:24:29, 16 Feb
  • Brentford through 1 nil. Unfortunate OG from a Macclesfield defender was the winner. (4 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:24:13, 16 Feb
  • No playing out from the back in this game (0 replies) - Edmondson - 21:23:02, 16 Feb
  • No messing abaht by the Coventry keeper. Hoofed it right up to the striker then Bam! (2 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 21:19:49, 16 Feb
  • Coventry 2-0 up now:) (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 21:19:01, 16 Feb
  • As I was saying 2 nil Coventry..... (4 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:14:06, 16 Feb
  • Coventry need to up their game. Poor start to 2nd half (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:11:53, 16 Feb
  • Booked for slipping- what a burke of a ref (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:08:11, 16 Feb
  • This is quite cool. Fascinating to see how much we languished through the 1990s .... (7 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 20:34:41, 16 Feb
  • Cov 1 up (4 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 20:22:10, 16 Feb
  • So do we know if we play Wrexham Saturday or Sunday? (4 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 20:20:50, 16 Feb
  • Leo Castledine as disappeared since he went to Boro (3 replies) - bezz - 20:18:19, 16 Feb
  • Hinchcliffe already at it "should have scored" as if it was an easy finish (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:03:40, 16 Feb
  • Go on then! Who went to Wrexham 3 times during the 82 Away fan ban? .... (12 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 19:29:28, 16 Feb
  • RIP Robert Duvall. Legend. (6 replies) - pinkfloydblue - 19:19:56, 16 Feb
  • I expect the game will be on all the American Channels and get a higher viewing figure than the .... (0 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 19:08:09, 16 Feb
  • Wealdstone beat Wrexham the other year :-) (1 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 19:04:48, 16 Feb
  • Annoyed that Arsenal got the easiest draw again:( (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 19:00:49, 16 Feb
  • Headlines now: Chelsea Players Ignore Wrob and Wryan, No End to Their Atrocities Seen. (0 replies) - MattNY - 19:00:19, 16 Feb
  • Wrexham present capacity 12600, so 1800 tickets? .... (2 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 19:00:03, 16 Feb
  • Wrexham will be more of a tough match compared to the Hull game .... (14 replies) - The P - 18:52:08, 16 Feb
  • Looking like All prem in last 8 ! Or should be .... (0 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 18:50:17, 16 Feb
  • Lucky goons again. (0 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 18:50:10, 16 Feb
  • We'll be on telly (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 18:47:57, 16 Feb
  • Not too bad a draw, we have the first leg of our champions league tie after that so gives us .... (0 replies) - Bluewex - 18:46:52, 16 Feb
  • Don't capacity be limited as they are redeveloping? (4 replies) - Romans Soldier - 18:44:38, 16 Feb
  • Wrexham could well do a Hull and play a weakened team (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 18:44:11, 16 Feb
  • Take that (2 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 18:44:03, 16 Feb
  • Magical Mickey Thomas! (3 replies) - Romans Soldier - 18:43:58, 16 Feb
  • Well thats the star tie of the round for TV (0 replies) - WSL is louder than MHL - 18:43:37, 16 Feb
  • Clash of the American giants (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 18:43:35, 16 Feb
  • Another away Championship side! (0 replies) - Noisia - 18:42:49, 16 Feb
  • Who we got in 5th round (0 replies) - Nervous nelly - 18:42:45, 16 Feb
  • We got Wrexham away (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 18:42:25, 16 Feb
  • Wrexham Away (0 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 18:42:19, 16 Feb
  • Away to Wrexham (2 replies) - bovis messroom - 18:41:51, 16 Feb
  • This is very interesting... interview with Dave Kitson. .... (0 replies) - Andy Bitchford - 18:41:43, 16 Feb
  • 5th round draw on tnt youtube here..... .... (1 replies) - onion bhaji - 18:32:36, 16 Feb
  • RIP Robert Duvall (8 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:21:53, 16 Feb
  • Seems to be a big debate on TS today about our players ignoring the Hull mascots (11 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 18:13:44, 16 Feb
  • Prediction: we will be drawn away to Leeds .... (9 replies) - KevDonn - 18:11:39, 16 Feb
  • Any chance we could be in for Toney even if its to the end of the season? (4 replies) - Chelseaboy82 - 18:09:22, 16 Feb
  • At least Frank's Cov on ITV4 tonight, Big League Game. (2 replies) - Papa Elf - 17:57:54, 16 Feb
  • FA Cup 5th round draw is at 6.30pm on TNT 1 (2 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 17:48:30, 16 Feb
  • Are coaches afraid of introducing JT into the 1st team fold .... (2 replies) - Magic Hat - 17:36:54, 16 Feb
  • TS question, who's the English player who's been caught offside the most times in PL history?, rules out .... (15 replies) - Silicon Steve - 17:29:55, 16 Feb
  • Mudryk or Garnacho or Gittens (9 replies) - The Les Fridge fan club - 17:05:34, 16 Feb
  • Sri Lanka stuff Aussies #cricket (4 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:50:45, 16 Feb
  • No idea if true but this would have been after Pochettino left and before Maresca got the job .... (0 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 16:48:27, 16 Feb
  • Up the Tamil Tigers #cricket (1 replies) - tapas - 16:48:20, 16 Feb
  • That looked out to me... shame..... #cricket (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:39:49, 16 Feb
  • So nuvver u turn on local lections then (7 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 16:38:37, 16 Feb
  • Adam Zaaaaaaampa will win this for the Aussies #cricket (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:27:55, 16 Feb
  • All gossip, but two items of some interest - Trafford unhappy at .... (14 replies) - MattNY - 16:24:01, 16 Feb
  • John Heitinga only lasted 33 days as assistant 1st Team Coach at Spurs : - ) (2 replies) - Hertsblue - 16:05:57, 16 Feb
  • Ozzies in trouble in the cricket? #cricket (4 replies) - Blue Harvs - 16:00:46, 16 Feb
  • Quite some choke by Radders if she doesn't pull her finger out (6 replies) - God Is ODJ - 15:37:42, 16 Feb
  • G'won Emma duwer!!! (6 replies) - nipper ★ - 15:16:48, 16 Feb
  • Arf .... (6 replies) - bezz - 14:28:20, 16 Feb
  • Big match between Coventry and Middlesbrough tonight! .... (4 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 13:44:43, 16 Feb
  • SOTD The Video .... (3 replies) - Carefree - 13:20:07, 16 Feb
  • Raducanu's up. (10 replies) - KalousOffsideAgain - 13:12:46, 16 Feb
  • wots this crackdown on social meeja going to be all abaht then? Bound to be an utter pain in the arse (9 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 13:02:05, 16 Feb
  • England win by 24 runs. Never in doubt...... #cricket (5 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:53:24, 16 Feb
  • England win provided there aren't any no balls #cricket (8 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:51:23, 16 Feb
  • Sam gets Stewart. Very good over #cricket (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:47:57, 16 Feb
  • Reviewing wicket - spike so not out #cricket (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:44:05, 16 Feb
  • Monday Memories, cast your mind back. .... #transfers (0 replies) - TN Blues - 12:43:14, 16 Feb
  • Bowling deliveries that are begging to be belted for 6. Ridiculous #cricket (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:40:52, 16 Feb
  • Weird bowling by Archer. With that stance, aim at the base of the stumps #cricket (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:37:51, 16 Feb
  • TS criticism of Chelsea players ignoring the waiting mascots .... (14 replies) - tamblingdonevilla - 12:33:55, 16 Feb
  • Curran on a hat-trick #cricket (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:31:04, 16 Feb
  • Phew! Needed that too. Mosca out #cricket (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:24:05, 16 Feb
  • No way was that wide! Right on the line #cricket (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:18:42, 16 Feb
  • What's Italian for Jammy Git? #cricket (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:16:53, 16 Feb
  • Im thinking of retiring soon. Will be able to join the midweek Cricket watchers. #cricket (4 replies) - Butch - 12:14:09, 16 Feb
  • Chelsea players "under fire". Not a great look but Im .... (12 replies) - Butch - 12:09:54, 16 Feb
  • Truly atrocious bowling by Jacks #cricket (6 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:09:15, 16 Feb
  • Embarrassing by Englandand Buttler #cricket (1 replies) - tapas - 12:09:13, 16 Feb
  • Italy had their cup final against Nepal #cricket (0 replies) - Tuscanblue - 11:58:30, 16 Feb
  • Need a wicket #cricket (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 11:58:18, 16 Feb
  • Them Norwegians are quite good at snow sports aren't they?! .... (4 replies) - MHL13 - 11:48:50, 16 Feb


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