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  • The thing which arthur bliss me off about Xhaka is the pr spin .... #transfers (1 replies) - luca behind you - 04:48:29, 29 June
  • No question about it, African and Asian countries have evolved nicely as football powers. At .... (5 replies) - Andy S - 22:58:18, 28 June
  • Is it me or is the world cup a bit tomtit ? (18 replies) - dodgy Kepa - 22:47:55, 28 June
  • Shame about Emma .... (5 replies) - SW6 1HS - 22:28:48, 28 June
  • Really gutted to lose the game with what was basically the last kick of the game. .... (2 replies) - Antonios Bandit - 22:16:05, 28 June
  • Feels weird having a new team invoke Chelsea level enthusiasm, .... (2 replies) - H4NDLE - 22:12:46, 28 June
  • Oh no, Canada going to get dumped out on July 4th in Texas lol (6 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 22:09:49, 28 June
  • Have you got your breath back Claire? (3 replies) - Baldfatlimey - 22:07:28, 28 June
  • A win is a win. Boring game, however this is a huge achievement for us (9 replies) - voice of canada - 21:59:58, 28 June
  • The RSA are much more formidable with the oval ball (1 replies) - Hertsblue - 21:57:48, 28 June
  • I can now go back to watching my paint dry .... (0 replies) - jtlegend26 - 21:53:59, 28 June
  • I'm convinced Lucy Ward doesn't know more than 2 players names .... (3 replies) - LampShade - 21:52:32, 28 June
  • Thank fekk for that. I wasn't going to watch extra-time. (2 replies) - Ricardinho - 21:52:23, 28 June
  • Thank farck for that! (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:52:18, 28 June
  • LMAO - according to Canadian TV, Alphonso Davies just became the 1,000th player .... (2 replies) - Cacoethes - 21:47:30, 28 June
  • Easyjet have managed to cancel 2 flights from Crete Mrs FCT was booked on over the .... (11 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 21:47:19, 28 June
  • This game is a great advert for further expanding the number of teams at the WC... (7 replies) - Cacoethes - 21:34:30, 28 June
  • Summer of 69 in the 69th minute (1 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 21:31:00, 28 June
  • Chelsea have had 2 players born in South Africa that played for our first team .... (26 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 21:26:18, 28 June
  • A Mexican wave a sure sign of a poor game (1 replies) - Tuscanblue - 21:18:43, 28 June
  • Was that the quickest ever double nutmeg by the same player? (0 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 21:14:42, 28 June
  • So either Holland or Morocco will have a bye to the QF then judging by this dross (1 replies) - westcountryblue - 21:13:01, 28 June
  • One of the many reasons you don't do the Mexican wave. (3 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 21:10:46, 28 June
  • Is nobody gonna mention those suspicious looking stains on those Canadian shirts? (0 replies) - Cacoethes - 21:10:19, 28 June
  • How many teams better than England at this WC .... (21 replies) - John Phillips - 21:01:14, 28 June
  • Its quite simple. Real Madrid dont want to pay £120mill for Enzo but he wants to .... (13 replies) - tapas - 20:57:52, 28 June
  • Not a penalty unless youre daft (4 replies) - John Phillips - 20:55:54, 28 June
  • Just back from Dublin , up the kingdom next up Dublin in semi (0 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 20:49:48, 28 June
  • Stonewall (4 replies) - NoHasselJimmy - 20:49:07, 28 June
  • It was either a pen or not a pen (3 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 20:48:18, 28 June
  • Clearly no pen defender touches ball (3 replies) - Tuscanblue - 20:48:11, 28 June
  • Never a pen (0 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 20:47:41, 28 June
  • Clear pen (3 replies) - mrtamblingman - 20:46:21, 28 June
  • Has to be a penalty (1 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 20:45:54, 28 June
  • Best goalmouth scramble so far (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 20:45:42, 28 June
  • It's like to enthusiastic League One sides (2 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 20:45:30, 28 June
  • What a boring pair we have commentating and .... (2 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 20:42:20, 28 June
  • Neanderthals v Morocco should be a good game, or have I read that wrong? (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 20:38:35, 28 June
  • Surely Canada are CC's second team in the world cup given the longstanding .... (5 replies) - the blue one - 20:37:41, 28 June
  • These two are worse than England (5 replies) - John Phillips - 20:36:20, 28 June
  • Glad to see these hydration breaks getting booed. Hopefully, the authorities don't persist with it. # (23 replies) - In The True Blue Blood - 20:34:59, 28 June
  • Tony Bellew (1 replies) - Backinthedhss - 20:32:04, 28 June
  • Off the ball clash. Both players down claiming something or other, ref doesn't give a tomtit. You love to see it (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 20:30:38, 28 June
  • That sithole would fit perfectly in spurs squad (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 20:29:19, 28 June
  • Impressive stadium that .... (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 20:25:00, 28 June
  • Whatever happened to football boots? Puma kings .... (31 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 20:19:19, 28 June
  • Canada's away shirt is an, erm....interesting design. (3 replies) - Ricardinho - 20:16:53, 28 June
  • Just seen the South African goalies shirt. Whats his name again? Bukkake? (5 replies) - Winch - 20:16:30, 28 June
  • Just had the Thyphoon do the rounds in the skies (Live 3 miles from Shuttleworth) .... (4 replies) - nottodayokay - 20:15:58, 28 June
  • FWIW I think the clubs long term target is probably Adam Wharton, the chances .... (2 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 20:15:14, 28 June
  • Good open game this, bit like the championship games (0 replies) - Baldfatlimey - 20:14:31, 28 June
  • Is Alfonso Davis still out? # (4 replies) - London is only Blue - 20:12:57, 28 June
  • Granite Zaka is a complete to$$er IMVHO (5 replies) - nipper ★ - 20:11:32, 28 June
  • ridiculous how he has dropped Larin again, thinking its the way to go (3 replies) - Tala - 20:01:12, 28 June
  • Anyone watching the S/Africa v Canada match tonight? (15 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 20:00:53, 28 June
  • VAR reform is urgently needed. Yesterday, a Colombia player scored but VAR said he was offside. .... (8 replies) - Andy S - 19:57:47, 28 June
  • Hoping we will have a great season like the one under conte. .... (1 replies) - chella kutti chelsea - 19:55:35, 28 June
  • Xhaka and his family have not settled in the North East [cough] (2 replies) - Hertsblue - 19:54:23, 28 June
  • Ben Stokes... #cricket .... (3 replies) - Mourinho0405 - 19:53:29, 28 June
  • £8m is such a lowball offer that it makes me wonder if the SDs actually want it to happen .... (30 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 19:46:43, 28 June
  • My WC thoughts so far. Haven't watched all games, nowhere near, but many .... (10 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 19:33:00, 28 June
  • Xhaka bid rejected? .... (2 replies) - Magic Hat - 19:30:59, 28 June
  • Wonder when we will get the brief that the club always had faith in Essugo and Santos (2 replies) - Johnny Tabasco - 19:22:10, 28 June
  • Well, this is not going down well. Sunderland arent happy! .... (4 replies) - BornAblue - 19:03:57, 28 June
  • Sunderland rejects £8m offer for Xhaka. .... (22 replies) - BornAblue - 18:53:33, 28 June
  • Top European clubs signing players who Chelsea Chat .... #transfers (12 replies) - MHL13 - 18:32:58, 28 June
  • Claim the extra half hour and NZ win tonight :( #cricket (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:26:36, 28 June
  • Are they reverse ramping for stumps yet? #cricket (0 replies) - Gazzad - 18:22:32, 28 June
  • Harry Brook definitely still needs to use plastic cutlery when eating a meal doesn't he #cricket (1 replies) - JamesyBoy - 18:19:31, 28 June
  • Great news - Gusto has agreed personal terms with Manchester city .... (23 replies) - oldboy - 18:07:16, 28 June
  • England playing a one day game #cricket (1 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 18:05:45, 28 June
  • Bazball is utter bowlox..horrendous by Brook Stokes and co. So unprofessional #cricket (8 replies) - Butch - 18:05:23, 28 June
  • Another tool gets out. This is shameful idiocy! #cricket (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:05:00, 28 June
  • Brook is so farking dumb. Can not be captain in a million years .... (4 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 18:04:49, 28 June
  • Ravindra adding to the all round comedic feel to the game #cricket (0 replies) - the blue one - 18:03:54, 28 June
  • I reckon Mc Cullum and Key will be leaving as well. This is like one final #cricket .... (1 replies) - Butch - 17:59:57, 28 June
  • Epitaph for Bazball? "Entertaining but thick as pschyte" #cricket (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:59:24, 28 June
  • England trying to prove a point #cricket (6 replies) - Butch - 17:58:17, 28 June
  • A couple of strange calls here. Stokes opening and Brook ahead of Root? #cricket (4 replies) - the blue one - 17:56:56, 28 June
  • Good grief Bethell! #cricket (7 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:53:49, 28 June
  • Sports need Mavericks its why we watch #cricket .... (2 replies) - BB10 - 17:53:13, 28 June
  • Stokes out for 30. Not valuing his wicket has been his downfall, again :( #cricket (5 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:50:08, 28 June
  • The circus act is out #cricket (0 replies) - Butch - 17:50:05, 28 June
  • Tickets at Trent Bridge were available today #cricket .... (1 replies) - BB10 - 17:43:54, 28 June
  • Stokes playing for glory #cricket (3 replies) - Butch - 17:15:29, 28 June
  • FOS .... (7 replies) - busterjug - 17:13:57, 28 June
  • Stokes opening the batting. Nailed on century #cricket .... (1 replies) - Gazzad - 17:12:57, 28 June
  • Thomas Frank to Strasbourg? .... (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 16:23:04, 28 June
  • Stokes to retire tomorrow (13 replies) - John Phillips - 15:59:01, 28 June
  • England on Wednesday. British Grand Prix on Sunday. Niiiiice. (1 replies) - Better Call Saul - 15:53:44, 28 June
  • Bowen can be a good addition for us (11 replies) - MUZOORA - 15:43:17, 28 June
  • Just read on the BBC that Stokes is retiring from international cricket after this test. Sorry if Noah #cricket (2 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 15:30:10, 28 June
  • Why now? #cricket .... (8 replies) - southbucksblue - 15:29:10, 28 June
  • Laughing as I am at Scotland's demise, I will always remember Steve Clarke as a .... (6 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 15:25:00, 28 June
  • Hamilton pitting every 15 laps?? (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 14:59:30, 28 June
  • England best chance to reach the final imho. Avoids all top .... (7 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 14:43:56, 28 June
  • One month till our Pre Season Campaign starts! .... (2 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 14:33:47, 28 June
  • This doctor congo,haven't seen him play,any good? (2 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 14:11:56, 28 June
  • Good start Lewis. Surely Antonelli had to let Vertappen through (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 14:05:15, 28 June
  • HP (Former Spurs Sponsor) .... (5 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 14:03:39, 28 June
  • Austrian GP about to start. Come on Lewis. (0 replies) - Better Call Saul - 13:56:51, 28 June
  • you Bet (0 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 13:52:09, 28 June
  • Anyone think England could beat Mexico at the Azteca ? .... (6 replies) - dodgy Kepa - 13:26:37, 28 June
  • Algeria vs Austria a bit bonkers in the circs. Very entertaining. (2 replies) - Suffolk Blue - 13:23:29, 28 June
  • Another name - Chavarria. Know nothing about him but he's a 28 year old LB who plays for Rayo Vallecano .... (8 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 13:19:42, 28 June
  • Que Partido! .... (8 replies) - ROYALBLUE - 13:06:16, 28 June
  • Fully on board with the Xhaka signing, as a temporary fix. .... #transfers (8 replies) - carlitochelsea - 12:56:18, 28 June
  • Bish Bash Bashir gets Ravindra lbw #cricket # (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:54:32, 28 June
  • I still have zero idea why we're playng DR Congo and not any of the other 3rd placed teams. Farcial format. .... (3 replies) - Under the Bridge - 12:52:05, 28 June
  • Iran were suspiciously unlucky (5 replies) - John Phillips - 12:45:31, 28 June
  • Will Xhaka have the same impact as Thiago .... (3 replies) - Magic Hat - 12:44:32, 28 June
  • Ive never .... (3 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 12:28:41, 28 June
  • Just listened to some tunes and Ive always thought Roger daltrey #music .... (6 replies) - Fatty foulkes - 12:19:31, 28 June
  • I was 3 months old when Spurs last won the league, slept through them lifting the trophy.. (8 replies) - Silicon Steve - 12:13:18, 28 June
  • If Caicedo was English. Would he be ahead of Andersen? (3 replies) - lablublu - 12:12:24, 28 June
  • I've never seen Uruguay win the World Cup .... (3 replies) - Cacoethes - 12:09:13, 28 June
  • Spurs in big for Mateus Fernandes according to Ben Jacobs .... (6 replies) - Hertsblue - 12:01:41, 28 June
  • Ive never ever seen an all South American World Cup final (4 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 12:01:41, 28 June
  • So Argentina v Brazil and Spain v France .... (3 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 12:01:02, 28 June
  • If it had been Big Sam or Dyche who had chosen this England squad, people would be hopping mad! (6 replies) - MHL13 - 11:55:23, 28 June
  • Belgium limped into first place in their group, against some of the lowest ranked teams .... (0 replies) - Cacoethes - 11:34:14, 28 June
  • Wan-Bissaka plays for DRC. Today I learned. (0 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 11:29:08, 28 June
  • So VAR ignored a high boot kick to the face which led to a goal a couple of days ago, .... (0 replies) - Cacoethes - 11:20:01, 28 June
  • Ah so Congo used to be Zaire (14 replies) - John Phillips - 10:57:46, 28 June
  • Xhaka Wharton and anderson .... (5 replies) - Newkidontheblock - 10:54:27, 28 June
  • looking at the WC draw, Argentina are going to absolutely walk into the semi's and the only 'big' side .... (4 replies) - Under the Bridge - 10:39:40, 28 June
  • England not looking all that are they? Blend is all wrong. (10 replies) - MHL13 - 10:13:52, 28 June
  • Is Doctor Congo any good? (3 replies) - nipper ★ - 10:07:50, 28 June
  • Is it a coincidence.... .... (0 replies) - Blue Memories - 10:02:18, 28 June
  • Very happy with the Xhaka signing. Exactly what we need .... #transfers (5 replies) - Wooody - 09:51:54, 28 June
  • DFS's onions insight for Newcastle to dominate European football, they're in a right ol' pickle. (1 replies) - Silicon Steve - 09:38:51, 28 June
  • Does PSG's Zaire-Emery play for DR Congo? (3 replies) - the blue one - 09:28:57, 28 June
  • Quite a good read on Alonso from the Mail (but it's safe) .... (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 09:18:50, 28 June
  • "Job done - but England will not win World Cup unless they improve" .... (8 replies) - God Is ODJ - 09:00:49, 28 June
  • Gael Kakuta is in the Congo Squad. BluePill hasnt given up on him making it at Chelsea yet (0 replies) - LarryDavid - 08:57:56, 28 June
  • We have quite a few wingers to be assessed to see if they can adapt to wing back cover or .... (2 replies) - Hertsblue - 08:57:33, 28 June
  • Wordle has me stumped. (7 replies) - SW6 1HS - 08:47:51, 28 June
  • Congo is about as democratic as North Korea and is two thirds the size of Europe (5 replies) - John Phillips - 08:33:43, 28 June
  • Xhaka .... (10 replies) - HalfFull - 08:12:07, 28 June
  • Moises and Equador need to inflict the 1st defeat vs Mexico at the Azteca in 13 years .... (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 07:45:00, 28 June
  • Plus 2 GD and 3 points was the highest bar for 3rd place group qualifying .... (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 07:21:30, 28 June
  • These Xhaka reports are... .... (15 replies) - Blue Memories - 06:57:18, 28 June
  • All Last 32 games will be available on BBC IPlayer:) .... (1 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 06:47:10, 28 June
  • So we play DR Congo next on Wednesday, good news is Kickoff is 5pm UK time:) (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 06:04:13, 28 June
  • Come on the Congo! Lets Ave it :-) (0 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 02:35:40, 28 June
  • We all know Wissa has no problem scoring against PL defenders. Should be interesting. (0 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 02:34:25, 28 June
  • Toe was offside. (3 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 02:33:33, 28 June
  • That's now South Korea confirmed out as well right? .... (1 replies) - Bluedy heck - 02:32:19, 28 June
  • Still miss Nigeria in this WC .... (1 replies) - lablublu - 02:30:15, 28 June
  • VAR is corrupt! They just wanted Ronaldo to keep playing. (0 replies) - Andy S - 02:29:08, 28 June
  • Hmmmph (1 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 02:28:02, 28 June
  • Bring on the um bungo drinkers! (0 replies) - Cranny - 02:27:46, 28 June
  • Hows that offside?? (0 replies) - lablublu - 02:26:24, 28 June
  • Where was the offside ?!? (0 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 02:25:43, 28 June
  • I think that's OK (1 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 02:24:15, 28 June
  • Very impressed with Columbia (0 replies) - meatray - 02:23:06, 28 June
  • 2-1 DRC. As it stands England play them next week. I think it was Wan-Bissaka with the goal. (2 replies) - MattNY - 02:14:10, 28 June
  • I have never seen so many close misses in a match by both teams. (0 replies) - Andy S - 02:11:32, 28 June
  • 5pm Wednesday? Suburb bars will love it, central London bars will see this as an excuse to up .... (0 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 01:31:17, 28 June
  • IMO thats the best 45mins of this World Cup (1 replies) - Butch - 01:21:26, 28 June
  • So if this stays like this do we play uzb (3 replies) - dodgy Kepa - 01:14:20, 28 June
  • Why is Jao Felix playing so well. (5 replies) - Andy S - 01:13:48, 28 June
  • Colombia v Portugal making England game look non league (3 replies) - John Phillips - 01:06:56, 28 June
  • Still not linked to any GKs yet .... (2 replies) - lablublu - 00:51:46, 28 June
  • Steve Clarke has resigned... (6 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 00:33:22, 28 June
  • we won, engarland engarland nah nah nah nah nah nah, I even watched it (0 replies) - Bluemonday - 00:33:21, 28 June
  • I hope this is a better game. And that Colombia win. (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 00:31:52, 28 June
  • Fantastic ref in this Portugal v Colombia game. The world's best. (2 replies) - Soames - 00:29:04, 28 June
  • Well, 2-0 and top of the group, so not too much griping. .... (0 replies) - MattNY - 00:27:04, 28 June
  • Nice interview with Jude. Good lad. (1 replies) - Tea for the Tinkerman - 00:10:23, 28 June
  • Saka went off and we scored 2 in quick succession. (2 replies) - Romans Soldier - 00:08:29, 28 June
  • Kalumiana, your boys are gonna take one hell of a beating. .... (6 replies) - SW6 1HS - 00:05:37, 28 June
  • It's coming home!! (3 replies) - Soames - 00:04:32, 28 June
  • Is it confirmed 5pm on Wednesday ? (2 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 00:03:28, 28 June
  • Croatia result puts Scotland out (4 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 00:01:03, 28 June
  • So who alis the likely oppo next? (2 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 23:57:56, 27 June
  • Jordan Henderson MoM (1 replies) - Under the Bridge - 23:57:47, 27 June
  • Job done, but still too functional, too dodgy in defence. A decent team would have .... (6 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 23:55:52, 27 June
  • Poor or Panama not even scored a goal all tournament (0 replies) - Under the Bridge - 23:54:57, 27 June
  • How do they not thump Pickford? He spends all game losing his sh!t with the team, even when there's no reason. (5 replies) - 460defensive - 23:53:37, 27 June
  • WTF. I already said that. # (0 replies) - Tea for the Tinkerman - 23:53:32, 27 June
  • Against one of the better attacking sides this defence will get torn a new one. # (6 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 23:53:02, 27 June
  • Lovely finish that. We're in a bit of disarray. (1 replies) - Tea for the Tinkerman - 23:52:51, 27 June
  • Lovely finish that. (0 replies) - Tea for the Tinkerman - 23:52:11, 27 June
  • Gotta feel for Panama there. Such a great finish. (0 replies) - the mad hatter - 23:51:51, 27 June
  • Its what Madueke just did in midfield that shows how poor we are (1 replies) - John Phillips - 23:51:44, 27 June
  • Madueke so poor (0 replies) - lablublu - 23:50:44, 27 June
  • Madueke is a poor finisher. (2 replies) - mrtamblingman - 23:50:30, 27 June
  • Impressed with Panama - proper side (0 replies) - John Phillips - 23:49:45, 27 June
  • I think I'd prefer the route to the final if .... (3 replies) - Spring Heeled Jim - 23:48:14, 27 June
  • Some twaaat has brought a xylophone to the match (1 replies) - LarryDavid - 23:47:57, 27 June


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