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  • Off to Islington to watch the Skids tonight, but the game comes first, I want me able to .... (0 replies) - Northcote - 15:03:51, 30 May
  • For all the people drooling over Iraola, etc. (the collective noun for these people escapes me at present): .... (6 replies) - CFC Genius - 14:54:14, 30 May
  • Dont know what it is but 4-4 and ht # (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 14:51:03, 30 May
  • Compared to Iraola, Alonso is a massive risk. .... (21 replies) - Invictus - 14:47:45, 30 May
  • Ooh! 3-4 now (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 14:45:14, 30 May
  • Football decision making at clubs is fairly baffling, even if data led .... (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 14:44:30, 30 May
  • Dreadful defending. 2 quick goals for Man U. 1-3 (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 14:42:27, 30 May
  • PSG, dont let us down. (2 replies) - Northcote - 14:31:31, 30 May
  • How much fun is this Sevens stuff! (1 replies) - AndWhenWeMakeIt - 14:27:04, 30 May
  • Liverpool PR team on the phone to Iraola ensuring .... (1 replies) - luca behind you - 14:26:37, 30 May
  • Strange one, Liverpool job up for grabs and Alanso goes to Chelsea! (2 replies) - Headscratcher - 14:25:06, 30 May
  • Bit surprised they sacked Slot .... (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 14:21:35, 30 May
  • Well im at a gig with.our very own CC lexcoates13 .... (0 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 14:19:54, 30 May
  • Nah, slot leaves? (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 14:12:47, 30 May
  • Sports news .... #politics (2 replies) - Cfcdenmark - 14:03:29, 30 May
  • Bit weird that managers of arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea are childhood friends (2 replies) - oldboy - 14:01:22, 30 May
  • Must be fake?... .... (3 replies) - BB10 - 13:55:06, 30 May
  • Credit where it's due. Our lot did excellent in wrapping up Alonso before pool sacked slot.Hope .... (2 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 13:52:21, 30 May
  • Musical chairs - Glasner to Milan? .... #music (0 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 13:52:09, 30 May
  • they had the easiest route to a CL final .... (0 replies) - bluemonsieur - 13:48:53, 30 May
  • shame if liverpool get Iraola. Worked .... (23 replies) - bluemonsieur - 13:39:22, 30 May
  • Curacao? The drink people? (8 replies) - V R Lee - 13:34:00, 30 May
  • Just had the most horrible text from a family smug arse .... (3 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 13:32:38, 30 May
  • I'm going to actually put my neck on the line in advance ... .... #politics (1 replies) - CFC Genius - 13:32:06, 30 May
  • Champions of Europe you never sing that :/) hopefully this stays (0 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 13:29:01, 30 May
  • Lot of smug gooners out and about tonight. Come on PSG - dont just beat them .... (3 replies) - Wooody - 13:26:28, 30 May
  • Iraola .... (3 replies) - busterjug - 13:22:04, 30 May
  • Arbeloa to Liverpool? (1 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 13:20:39, 30 May
  • Conte to Liverpool? (1 replies) - Cross Eyed Newt - 13:20:09, 30 May
  • JC gone missing from Sky tv. .... (0 replies) - papastour - 13:17:34, 30 May
  • Worth a repost just to get us in the mood! .... (0 replies) - Exiled Blue ★ - 13:12:25, 30 May
  • Any possibility of Alonso deciding to join liverpool now? Would be embarrassing for sure (8 replies) - katk - 13:11:46, 30 May
  • Red Scouse wish to return to a high octane style of football apparently .... (1 replies) - Hertsblue - 13:10:23, 30 May
  • Liverpool fans are wringing their hands for not being able to get Alonso. This is definitely .... (5 replies) - Andy S - 13:03:07, 30 May
  • As Iraola is likely off to Liverpool, seems Palace pushing hard for Lampard now (2 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 13:01:44, 30 May
  • Liverpool fans are wringing thei hands (0 replies) - Andy S - 13:01:39, 30 May
  • Think for whatever reason, Liverpool didn't want Alonso, and probably happy with how things .... (0 replies) - youblue - 12:55:51, 30 May
  • Slott sacked That will be Alonso back tracking (2 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 12:55:34, 30 May
  • Raheem Sterling arrested (17 replies) - Grew up in Royston Claire - 12:53:51, 30 May
  • What's the betting Klopp turns back up at the scousers this summer after his sabbatical? (5 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 12:49:13, 30 May
  • Liverpool to appoint Rosenior on a 7 yr contract? .... (0 replies) - Nottinghamshire Blue - 12:44:03, 30 May
  • Clearly the Scousers desperate to be in the news on CL final day..................... (2 replies) - Bluemonday - 12:36:33, 30 May
  • Players getting "dream" moves .... (4 replies) - Chris25 - 12:36:06, 30 May
  • New era is born, PL will have one title winning manager next season. Btw, is that a first, no? (9 replies) - BornAblue - 12:35:34, 30 May
  • Even Sanchez isn't this bad .... (1 replies) - SW6 1HS - 12:34:41, 30 May
  • Its on the Liverpool website that slot is gone. (0 replies) - Tucker - 12:34:02, 30 May
  • Slot sacked (0 replies) - Bluewhippet - 12:33:05, 30 May
  • Always knew Raheem Sterling was trouble (10 replies) - Johnny Tabasco - 12:32:27, 30 May
  • Iraola was my first choice for the Chelsea job (7 replies) - Cheshire blue - 12:31:05, 30 May
  • I always felt we actually sealed Xabi ages ago & that Rosenior was only here temporarily they .... (1 replies) - elseychelsea - 12:30:48, 30 May
  • So either Iraola or Glasner to the filth? (0 replies) - pinkfloydblue - 12:29:22, 30 May
  • Nothing on Sky sports about Slot yet (4 replies) - MHL13 - 12:25:18, 30 May
  • Slot gone (1 replies) - Magic Hat - 12:23:29, 30 May
  • Credit to Gordon for being comfortable speaking Spanish at his unveiling. (0 replies) - mrtamblingman - 12:22:32, 30 May
  • I'm sure it's genuine (that's not my point), but what's the source of the Slot sacking news? Cheers (3 replies) - CFC Genius - 12:21:45, 30 May
  • Warm French stick with ham and a cuppa tea (2 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 12:21:17, 30 May
  • Glad we secured Xabi when we did lol. (1 replies) - BornAblue - 12:18:03, 30 May
  • Iraola likely to take over. They clearly didn't want Alonso (5 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 12:17:05, 30 May
  • Slot sacked (2 replies) - Cheshire blue - 12:15:24, 30 May
  • Looks like Slot is a gonner, good work securing Alonso early ! (2 replies) - Bolton81 - 12:12:50, 30 May
  • Really looking forward to the final tonight! .... (0 replies) - Cranny - 12:12:33, 30 May
  • Slot Sacked! (1 replies) - carlitochelsea - 12:12:27, 30 May
  • Bonjour mon amis! Allez les bleus!!!! .... (2 replies) - bairns - 12:12:13, 30 May
  • Penders, Paez, Quenda, Satpaev, Jackson, Emegha, Denner, Anselmino, George and Barco. .... (3 replies) - BornAblue - 12:11:03, 30 May
  • A loan to Coventry for a year will be the best option for Josh .... (5 replies) - carlitochelsea - 12:09:48, 30 May
  • I am comforting myself with the thought that UEFA .... (6 replies) - 37 Points - 11:46:24, 30 May
  • the womens team are into the Sevens final....just beat villa 8-2 (9 replies) - onion bhaji - 11:42:51, 30 May
  • Women's rugby final being played in near empty stadium? .... (1 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 11:41:11, 30 May
  • Xabi in-2027 season .... (0 replies) - Kalumiana - 11:41:08, 30 May
  • Allez Paris Ole Ole Ole .... (0 replies) - Freo ★ - 11:25:22, 30 May
  • Happy Boehly & Clearlake Day!....the deal was completed 4 years ago today & just look at us now! (9 replies) - onion bhaji - 11:12:37, 30 May
  • I'd take lewandowski....he'd score goals against the likes of Leeds, Brighton, etc.. (4 replies) - JTforever - 11:08:28, 30 May
  • Arise Sir Delap. (0 replies) - Mario stanic - 10:53:19, 30 May
  • I feel Sex Robot rebooting within a day of the CL final is a good omen! .... (0 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 10:45:47, 30 May
  • Ou est le papier! Ou est le papier!! (5 replies) - Bluemonday - 10:45:40, 30 May
  • If psg carry on playing like they did after the league phase, the goons will have a hard time. .... (7 replies) - London is only Blue - 10:30:51, 30 May
  • Cheers for the songs MGA #music .... (1 replies) - Fatty foulkes - 10:23:18, 30 May
  • Nerves really starting to kick in now. Easily PSGs biggest game since .... (2 replies) - Johnny Tabasco - 10:21:28, 30 May
  • I think for the two CL finals we won we were never overly confident. Just hopeful. .... (1 replies) - MHL13 - 10:18:31, 30 May
  • If 80mil can get you a winger with 6 goals and 2 assist .... (2 replies) - hiddink - 10:11:13, 30 May
  • Arsenal's relegation next season will be an eye-opener (1 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 09:55:06, 30 May
  • Serious Question. Did we make a mistake selling Kai? .... (11 replies) - Magic Hat - 09:54:03, 30 May
  • I don't know what makes me more Parisian these days, a croissant or balaclava but I'm trying it all today .... (1 replies) - bluemikey - 09:50:43, 30 May
  • Allez les froggies. Virgin have the filthy goon match for free on Ch526. Allez les froggies (1 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 09:37:45, 30 May
  • I am not a violent man but every time I see an arsenal shirt .... (2 replies) - Tuscanblue - 09:37:06, 30 May
  • I'm in the viper's nest again. They are sooooo excited and pretty confident. .... (2 replies) - V R Lee - 09:28:10, 30 May
  • Bon jour (3 replies) - Cheshire blue - 08:51:50, 30 May
  • Got a horrible feeling Goons will scum a 0-1 ****house fest. :( hope I'm so wrong (3 replies) - Noisia - 08:42:08, 30 May
  • If anyone is bored around 5pm & doesn't know what .... (1 replies) - Cross Eyed Newt - 08:19:29, 30 May
  • Sad when a City has to do this before tonight's match! .... (4 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 08:02:16, 30 May
  • CL final kick off time doesn't feel right. (5 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 08:00:41, 30 May
  • Chelsea Green (WWE wrestler) now also sporting the new home shirt... .... (2 replies) - Ricardinho - 07:57:05, 30 May
  • Champions of Europe we know what .... (2 replies) - PalmerAgain COTW - 07:06:47, 30 May
  • Clattenburg on referee gifts... .... (2 replies) - Ricardinho - 06:39:00, 30 May
  • Should we cheer Arsenal .... (28 replies) - RON - 03:42:53, 30 May
  • Give em the boot #music .... (0 replies) - Carefreefook - 03:17:16, 30 May
  • Warpaint .... (0 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 01:56:23, 30 May
  • ;) .... (0 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 01:52:57, 30 May
  • White Riot .... (0 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 01:48:24, 30 May
  • Bootboys .... (0 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 01:40:11, 30 May
  • I'm an upstart ;) .... (0 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 01:36:20, 30 May
  • If the arse should win tomorrow;) .... (0 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 01:32:00, 30 May
  • For paps ;) .... (0 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 01:20:59, 30 May
  • Tchouameni plus 60m for Enzo .... (3 replies) - lablublu - 01:18:15, 30 May
  • Takes one to know one. MHL on fiddle with special haircut ;) #music .... (0 replies) - Wally Green - 01:16:00, 30 May
  • Bodies ;) .... (0 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 01:01:49, 30 May
  • Walkin' on the Sun #music .... (0 replies) - Cacoethes - 01:01:48, 30 May
  • My hero jonesy ;) .... (0 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 00:52:49, 30 May
  • Paps this guy loves your boots;) did you know that Johnny rotten sung this song at his audition .... #music (4 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 00:27:52, 30 May
  • Calentita #music .... (1 replies) - Cacoethes - 00:25:37, 30 May
  • Tell it to my heart #music .... (1 replies) - Papa Elf - 00:22:14, 30 May
  • Raheem Sterling arrested on suspicion of drug driving .... (7 replies) - luca behind you - 00:12:05, 30 May
  • Wild Eyed Boy From Freecloud #music .... (1 replies) - Cacoethes - 00:09:37, 30 May
  • Mike, let me show you, how it's done ;) #music .... (5 replies) - Papa Elf - 00:08:45, 30 May
  • Think if we can get rashford on loan wouldnt be a bad move. .... (3 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 00:02:51, 30 May
  • Something going on..l #music .... (4 replies) - Papa Elf - 23:55:20, 29 May
  • On music night .... #music (0 replies) - Lumo - 23:39:11, 29 May
  • Dedicated to my first ;) .... (0 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 23:03:33, 29 May
  • Apt for Bezos twat because he is definitely out of it for the moment #music .... (0 replies) - Bluemonday - 22:58:05, 29 May
  • Might explain a few things .... (13 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 22:52:25, 29 May
  • FFF .... (0 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 22:52:09, 29 May
  • The blueco anthem #music .... (0 replies) - Bluemonday - 22:50:08, 29 May
  • Hard to disagree #music .... (0 replies) - Bluemonday - 22:49:13, 29 May
  • Fancy a Bentley ;) .... (0 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 22:41:16, 29 May
  • Have people mentioned Legends? Not seen on here but .... (3 replies) - V R Lee - 22:39:08, 29 May
  • SD's Blueco? tick tock #music .... (1 replies) - Bluemonday - 22:35:09, 29 May
  • Fancy a sniff;) .... (0 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 22:27:52, 29 May
  • Dreaming of Blondie ;) .... (0 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 22:25:22, 29 May
  • Great year Rod Stewart Feat. Faces - You Wear It Well - TOTP2 1972 .... (2 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 22:20:19, 29 May
  • buck twiki rogers ;) .... (0 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 22:18:45, 29 May
  • Let's pray for a win tomorrow for Paris;) .... (2 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 22:10:21, 29 May
  • Sterling! .... (2 replies) - elseychelsea - 21:55:49, 29 May
  • I wonder who Rosenior wanted in the summer (4 replies) - bluepill - 21:48:05, 29 May
  • I think hell do fine there but Barca spending 80ms on Clare Balding is insane .... (0 replies) - CFC 93 - 21:45:40, 29 May
  • speaking of music night, what is the latest on Blueco's period of self reflection? #music .... (0 replies) - Bluemonday - 21:39:56, 29 May
  • PGMOL PL champs .... (5 replies) - Blue Harvs - 21:24:39, 29 May
  • Barca may pip us for Julian alvarez .... (1 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 21:14:59, 29 May
  • Didn't have Anthony Gordon speaking decent Spanish in my bingo .... (12 replies) - nottodayokay - 21:01:54, 29 May
  • Are City looking to buy all our players? Now been link with Cucu .... (3 replies) - mikirol50 - 20:56:23, 29 May
  • Music night AND a music-Chelsea pun thread and no Persil? Where is he? .... #music (4 replies) - TxBlues - 20:50:51, 29 May
  • Nobody wanted Gordon on here, not bad profit for Newcastle? (6 replies) - Papa Elf - 20:37:33, 29 May
  • Gordon's got some factor 50 troweled .... (0 replies) - BB10 - 20:30:23, 29 May
  • All this city after our players and yes maresca also looks like hes taking over but we are .... (4 replies) - Chelseaboy82 - 20:13:20, 29 May
  • Have we ever done a rock/pop Chelsea XI? I'll start with Mamadou Starr (58 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 20:12:11, 29 May
  • Cant forget 2008 Championship match in Moscow vs Barcelona when .... (12 replies) - Andy S - 19:52:37, 29 May
  • Good old VAR... .... (3 replies) - Ricardinho - 19:51:26, 29 May
  • Three wingers we signed .... #transfers (6 replies) - chella kutti chelsea - 19:44:42, 29 May
  • Whilst having a wash in the sea, I witnessed some old Doris giving her .... (7 replies) - Papa Elf - 19:26:30, 29 May
  • Ain't no sunshine #music .... (0 replies) - Cacoethes - 19:22:55, 29 May
  • Hateful #music .... (0 replies) - Cacoethes - 19:01:09, 29 May
  • Heres to an Anti English Ovrebo MKII officiating tomorrow night .... (4 replies) - westcountryblue - 19:00:35, 29 May
  • Are we all supporting PSG tomorrow then. Seriously dark times if the Goons get a result (16 replies) - pinkfloydblue - 18:58:53, 29 May
  • Remember if THEY win give a churchillian v sign to gooner mates .... (3 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 18:34:50, 29 May
  • Pass the sick bag itv London news .... (1 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 18:19:29, 29 May
  • Cucu to city? He's needed here. Play him in his .... (9 replies) - Nervous nelly - 18:03:44, 29 May
  • Atletico taking the pish out of Twitter IDKs .... (9 replies) - Made in SW9 - 17:51:00, 29 May
  • Gotta laugh at the main headline above ^ Goalkeepers revisited .... (0 replies) - Wooody - 17:34:25, 29 May
  • Is the Champions League over yet? (0 replies) - PalmerAgain COTW - 17:30:18, 29 May
  • Historians have unearthed an old commode near tintagel castle .... (1 replies) - batt45 - 17:18:28, 29 May
  • Champions Champions!!! (3 replies) - PalmerAgain COTW - 17:12:06, 29 May
  • Fark this season can get so much more worse. I'd have happily accepted we not getting cl or .... (0 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 17:06:55, 29 May
  • Hoping this time will be different .... (0 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 17:00:28, 29 May
  • Is the World Cup over yet ? # (3 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 16:46:20, 29 May
  • Another day in the giro, another day with the fishmonger in the rosa jersey. .... (4 replies) - Asger - 16:44:20, 29 May
  • Case for Jackson: 65 app, 24 goals, 10 assists. At Bayern: 34 apps, 11 goals. # (14 replies) - BornAblue - 16:22:43, 29 May
  • Rain forecasted from 4pm in Battersea and whole of next week:) .... (4 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 15:46:08, 29 May
  • Is this a joke? 'Chelsea the biggest beneficiaries from VAR mistakes'... .... (7 replies) - Ricardinho - 15:44:08, 29 May
  • Just like the way he joined Chelsea late for the CWC,had a feeling JP .... (1 replies) - Mario stanic - 15:36:42, 29 May
  • Why was that post deleted? Worse than the justice system on here (21 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 15:23:12, 29 May


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