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  • Southampton still got the Draper Tools .... (1 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 21:59:40, 12 May
  • Lands on his foot Goodman! Although TBF he's already falling by then. (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:56:02, 12 May
  • Is Bob Mortimer there? (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:51:33, 12 May
  • Leo to score the winner (2 replies) - WhiteWall - 21:47:32, 12 May
  • Home ballboy needs to be ejected (9 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:44:50, 12 May
  • Co-comm for Soton Boro is nearly as annoying as Andy Hinchcliffe (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:31:56, 12 May
  • Referees are so corrupt (3 replies) - Mark Twain - 21:28:17, 12 May
  • Ref waves away penalty then gives free kick for the same contact 20 seconds later (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:27:44, 12 May
  • Shoves him over. Should be a pen and a second yellow for Ayling! (2 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:27:41, 12 May
  • VAR would be having a field day with the play off game (0 replies) - Gazzad - 21:21:17, 12 May
  • Ref points to shoulder after the ball hits a hand.... .... (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:16:12, 12 May
  • That saints manager is a very wide eyed .... (1 replies) - chelseaboyo - 21:03:38, 12 May
  • No Hayden Hackney for Boro [who we are linked with as an opportunity signing] #transfers (2 replies) - Hertsblue - 20:55:51, 12 May
  • Saints equalise. (5 replies) - Wessex Blue - 20:46:56, 12 May
  • Eurovision. Ferkme (5 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 20:45:02, 12 May
  • That's not a foul! He ran into the back of him and fell over. (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 20:44:58, 12 May
  • Saints doing the "Arsenal Trot" at free kicks (0 replies) - Dont Mention Ze VAR - 20:43:11, 12 May
  • Managers nearly coming to slaps there. (0 replies) - BullfrogBlues - 20:42:09, 12 May
  • What's Ayling moaning about! Chunt. Arse youth and mainly Leeds, no wonder. (2 replies) - Wessex Blue - 20:40:07, 12 May
  • That'd be a pen with VAR! Boro however getting FKs for just falling over. (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 20:35:06, 12 May
  • Is it safe?..Have the Septic divs gone yet?.. Has Avanti chosen new owners yet?.. (7 replies) - nipper ★ - 20:31:37, 12 May
  • When do we get the FA Cup final tickets? (4 replies) - chappie - 20:02:51, 12 May
  • Like the hull'upset'last night,i feel boro will do the same (3 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 20:01:38, 12 May
  • Some sad news to share, Al Gregg aka Punky Al, former chatter (can't .... (11 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 19:58:41, 12 May
  • Hop ball was the answer. (0 replies) - busterjug - 19:56:29, 12 May
  • Raya foul .... (1 replies) - blue boy 48 - 19:50:14, 12 May
  • BBC article on Bompastor says "Senior figures at the club view Bompastor as one of the leading tacticians in .... (5 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 19:44:59, 12 May
  • We'll talk about it after we've handed Arsenal the title. Karnts. .... (9 replies) - ReverendJim - 19:38:08, 12 May
  • As well as sorting the button below vvvv Jax says all replies ought to be visible on mobile now .... (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:29:59, 12 May
  • Our left wingers are so lazy. (6 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 19:29:34, 12 May
  • Testing political word blocker fix. Right wingers are so laboured #politics (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:25:32, 12 May
  • Now this is a weather girl .... (6 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 19:20:26, 12 May
  • According to the Times "one other, as yet unnamed candidate". Come on Kjetil Knutsen (4 replies) - tangerineandgraphite - 19:02:05, 12 May
  • Quotes from CC that made you laugh and stuck with you?... .... (14 replies) - TBQ - 18:27:34, 12 May
  • Surely we are due a win against city .... (4 replies) - Mark Twain - 17:46:56, 12 May
  • Got me final tickets'! Cmon you lazy overpaid karnts!!! (2 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 17:41:36, 12 May
  • Nikki nokki nakki noo and nikki nokki nakki noo but it was home to us (0 replies) - batt45 - 17:26:49, 12 May
  • Following on from the below. Late 90s/very early 2000s on here was the wild west. Fekking brilliant though :-) (22 replies) - Ricardinho - 17:20:55, 12 May
  • Nicola?? (3 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 17:11:45, 12 May
  • TFL Tube strikes next week:( .... (2 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 16:46:41, 12 May
  • Jose in final negotiations to return to Real Madrid. I find that pretty mental. .... (19 replies) - Ricardinho - 16:05:36, 12 May
  • Is it wrong to want Alonso for the simple.... .... (5 replies) - Blue Memories - 16:00:19, 12 May
  • Those enquiring about FA Cup Final tickets .... (1 replies) - Something To Believe In - 15:50:21, 12 May
  • Xabi Alonso would be the first exciting manager signing under Blueco #transfers (11 replies) - ZenBlue - 15:41:00, 12 May
  • I would love to be a fly on the wall when Clearlake is interviewing a coach prospect. "First, .... (0 replies) - Andy S - 15:36:55, 12 May
  • Questions asked on Chelsea Chat rather than somewhere sensible... .... (32 replies) - TBQ - 15:18:17, 12 May
  • Felipe Luis will be great for us (3 replies) - MUZOORA - 14:42:59, 12 May
  • Liverpool fans not happy .. why are they like a cult (2 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 14:33:26, 12 May
  • Has this been our easiest ever route to an FA Cup final ? Must be ? (14 replies) - John Phillips - 14:29:57, 12 May
  • Did we know this? Londoners pay a £2.5m bill (pa?) if Wham get relegated. .... (4 replies) - V R Lee - 14:22:08, 12 May
  • SOTD, wonder if they're still together? (5 replies) - Silicon Steve - 14:09:27, 12 May
  • Jess Phillips resigned #politics (2 replies) - pinkfloydblue - 14:01:21, 12 May
  • It looks like it might be raining on Saturday? Chelsea finals and rain never go well :-( (8 replies) - Ricardinho - 13:35:40, 12 May
  • Nine years ago today.... .... (5 replies) - TxBlues - 12:34:27, 12 May
  • NYT 'Strands' was tricky today. Anyone have a clue what it was all about? # (3 replies) - Tambling5 - 12:31:27, 12 May
  • Hard to find crisps that knocks yer socks off heat wise, but Walkers max jalapeno & cheese are getting there! # (30 replies) - Silicon Steve - 12:21:10, 12 May
  • I NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP ME TO TRANSLATE. .... (18 replies) - Kalumiana - 12:02:29, 12 May
  • How high is the water? .... #music (0 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 11:55:39, 12 May
  • Alonso will have us challenging for the PL title in 2 seasons. Will be a game changer for this project. .... #transfers (39 replies) - oldboy - 11:10:17, 12 May
  • Swap us winning the F A Cup for a Spurs relegation and a PSG win? (14 replies) - Silicon Steve - 11:02:39, 12 May
  • Sign him again :-))) .... (5 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 10:49:39, 12 May
  • I see Bayern Munich aren't getting their own way for once. They .... (1 replies) - fan54 - 10:41:58, 12 May
  • I see Chelsea are advertising a "pitch walk experience" we used to that for free at the last .... (1 replies) - Dorset Blue - 10:37:45, 12 May
  • Will teams do the surrounding the GK tactics from corners in the WC? (3 replies) - Chelsea Del - 10:29:06, 12 May
  • It's the Liverpool fans crying on X (0 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 10:28:05, 12 May
  • All a bit of shambles with the King's speech tomorrow (6 replies) - Hertsblue - 10:24:48, 12 May
  • If we get a new coach Alonso .... (2 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 10:19:36, 12 May
  • Was it confirmed whether we outran Liverpool on Saturday? (5 replies) - Ricardinho - 10:17:02, 12 May
  • Will the Scousers make there move now .... (8 replies) - The Aldershot Blue - 10:16:44, 12 May
  • Be good if the next coach lasts two seasons .... (1 replies) - Hertsblue - 10:12:59, 12 May
  • Cup Final tickets .... (2 replies) - CFC 1970 - 10:10:31, 12 May
  • God forbid if Arsenal win big ears, do we get any Madueke, Havertz or Kepa add ons? (4 replies) - TheValenciaBlue - 09:54:58, 12 May
  • So are are not after Arne Slot with his PL winning experience? .... (3 replies) - Itachi - 09:48:26, 12 May
  • Alonso was allegedly on 7 million euros at Madrid .... (2 replies) - Hertsblue - 09:47:23, 12 May
  • Think we need the manager sorted soon. Barcelona pushing hard for Joao Pedro .... (2 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 09:47:12, 12 May
  • Filipe Luis now linked to Fulham as a replacement for Marco Silva .... (2 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 09:34:01, 12 May
  • Alonso may still end up at Liverpool as they may tell him to hang onto the end of the season .... (3 replies) - The Aldershot Blue - 09:33:31, 12 May
  • So is Alonso no longer an overrated little fanny that looks like he's asleep half the time? .... (17 replies) - Teabar - 09:28:54, 12 May
  • Just seen that Alonso is 4/6 on to be next Liverpool manager too .... (5 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 09:27:57, 12 May
  • Nothing like a double announcement to lift the spirits .... (12 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 08:49:25, 12 May
  • Alonso now 2/5 on (25 replies) - True4kinblue - 07:47:17, 12 May
  • Good article this about Alonso .... (10 replies) - The Aldershot Blue - 06:33:32, 12 May
  • One imagines that PGMOL will be keen to make sure West Ham don't go down for their error .... (2 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 05:51:22, 12 May
  • Shoes off for the West Ham, Chim-chimeny. Chim -chim chura .... (1 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 00:08:14, 12 May
  • If we do manage to keep West Ham up, I expect the bow bells chiming! Free Cockles and Pie and .... (6 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 23:49:32, 11 May
  • Estevao out of the World Cup. Absolutely gutted for the kid whilst also being .... (3 replies) - tapas - 23:48:14, 11 May
  • Has a team ever gone through a whole season without conceding a penalty before? (1 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 23:47:17, 11 May
  • Football eh! Welll! .... (1 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 23:43:43, 11 May
  • Just watched children of the blitz on BBC2, tears in my eyes. Catch it on iplayer .... (5 replies) - Baldfatlimey - 22:45:16, 11 May
  • It's always the ones you least suspect. .... (2 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 22:36:54, 11 May
  • West Ham beat Newcastle and its on us to make sure a win might not even be enough for them on .... (3 replies) - Bluewex - 22:21:39, 11 May
  • Easy really, Newcastle speak to Leeds .... (0 replies) - gary stanley - 22:21:27, 11 May
  • Spam need at least a draw at Newcastle. If they lose, Spurs need just 1 point for safety .... (1 replies) - Blue Fletch - 22:18:57, 11 May
  • West Ham are going to have to win a game .... (3 replies) - Deco and the Bunnymen - 22:17:50, 11 May
  • Even if we beat them,spam fixtures will probably send them down (3 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 22:15:41, 11 May
  • Spurs have probably got enough points already (2 replies) - dodgy Kepa - 22:15:28, 11 May
  • That Leeds 1st half offside looked dodgy at the time, it still does...... .... (10 replies) - tapas - 22:11:30, 11 May
  • Makes West ham's disallowed goal yesterday even more hard for their fans (2 replies) - nottodayokay - 22:11:29, 11 May
  • At least our game v spurs is now not a dead rubber. (5 replies) - bill55bill★ - 22:09:38, 11 May
  • If we dont beat spurs it is going to be unforgivable. (0 replies) - Rollover - 22:09:30, 11 May
  • Well we cant relegate Spurs now! .... (1 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 22:09:19, 11 May
  • This VAR sketch on last night's controversy at the London Stadium is quite .... (0 replies) - Romans Soldier - 22:08:45, 11 May
  • Poor result for Spurs. West Ham have been given a minor lifeline but they HAVE to win at Newcastle on Sunday. (2 replies) - Ricardinho - 22:08:31, 11 May
  • Revenge for years ago,in our hands,maybe. (2 replies) - blue steamahead - 22:07:55, 11 May
  • Ref Playing 16 mins to give Spuds a chance (0 replies) - FamousCFC - 22:07:50, 11 May
  • Over to you Westham. (2 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 22:07:10, 11 May
  • Nearly 15 mins pathetic (1 replies) - blue steamahead - 22:06:01, 11 May
  • Played the ball (0 replies) - blue steamahead - 22:04:51, 11 May
  • Spurs getting a pen here (1 replies) - des-alley - 22:04:23, 11 May


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