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  • I watched the U21s last night and I'm watching (while working) the U18s now and I have to .... (2 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 12:28:22, 27 Jan
  • Century in 100 balls for Root #cricket (3 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 12:08:15, 27 Jan
  • U18s winning 1-0 with Reading and its live .... (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 11:46:52, 27 Jan
  • Lunch: with the Wevva It's a kind of a Baked Beans with little Sausages in a tin .... (4 replies) - Papa Elf - 11:45:48, 27 Jan
  • Some sharp thinking from Petr Cech here. Dumb of us to let him leave... .... (9 replies) - Avanti - 11:33:49, 27 Jan
  • Looking at the G/A stats for our inverted LB's .... (4 replies) - Hertsblue - 11:25:28, 27 Jan
  • Lavia injured in training. Out for three months. (10 replies) - Fitzchiv - 11:25:23, 27 Jan
  • A week left to get Kante back on loan just do it! (0 replies) - Alec Busheel - 11:02:22, 27 Jan
  • Hes back, but for how long ? .... (11 replies) - BLUE BLOOD BROTHER - 10:55:16, 27 Jan
  • 50 for Sir Lord Joe Root #cricket (1 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 10:49:36, 27 Jan
  • Looks like Douglas Luiz now off to Villa after all .... (2 replies) - nottodayokay - 10:44:47, 27 Jan
  • Troy the paranoid adenoid Deeneys team of the week is that laziest journalism ever. At least .... (1 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 10:18:15, 27 Jan
  • Is Facundo bounanotte still with us? Looks .... (5 replies) - barrshevy2 - 10:13:28, 27 Jan
  • We have had an interest in Adam Wharton but I am not hugely impressed .... (4 replies) - oldboy - 10:08:03, 27 Jan
  • Duckett gone - reverse sweep, England 20-1 from 7 overs #cricket (2 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 09:33:27, 27 Jan
  • Fakkin wevva (6 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 09:30:12, 27 Jan
  • Fabrizio is now quoting from the Sun .... (1 replies) - Werner rampage - 09:19:25, 27 Jan
  • Wordle in four - still one over (10 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 08:38:26, 27 Jan
  • Morning All, another rainy old day, huge game tomorrow, come on you blues (17 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 08:37:07, 27 Jan
  • 35 minutes to start in Colombo. Sri Lanka players doing organised fielding drills. England #cricket .... (3 replies) - Flywheel - 08:31:13, 27 Jan
  • Is the site on strike??? Morning Motsy et al. Lavly miserable start to the day. A performance tomorrow night w .... (19 replies) - nipper ★ - 07:47:38, 27 Jan
  • Love this .... (6 replies) - Perillo OBE - 07:07:12, 27 Jan
  • RIP Sly Dunbar #music .... (2 replies) - Wally Green - 00:34:14, 27 Jan
  • Meanwhile in Le arse. .... (3 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 23:56:43, 26 Jan
  • Reggie Watson Chelsea Youth turned 16 today. IF he was playing elsewhere we'd .... (7 replies) - Butch - 23:39:47, 26 Jan
  • We are hearing more and more about Palmers homesickness. He is of such value that the coach and owners should .... (14 replies) - Andy S - 23:31:17, 26 Jan
  • Carragher picks Trevoh to get in World Cup Squad (1 replies) - elseychelsea - 22:56:13, 26 Jan
  • Everton crowd never stop moaning all game about everything! Eh eh eh, handball! (0 replies) - Silicon Steve - 22:12:35, 26 Jan
  • Ngolo kante goal and assist tonight. Cracking .... (3 replies) - barrshevy2 - 22:06:18, 26 Jan
  • Love it Sky saying Spuds in the relegation mix (1 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 21:57:30, 26 Jan
  • I've just had some Neapolitan ice cream if that helps and I'm not superstitious. (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 21:57:18, 26 Jan
  • So Taylor ref Saturday (1 replies) - Alwaysablue - 21:56:42, 26 Jan
  • Stuck in Manchester Wed night anyone know some where good to watch the game? (5 replies) - Gartski83 - 21:44:47, 26 Jan
  • Ive had a pizza tonight, to acclimatise for my trip to Napoli tomorrow :-) (3 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 21:44:36, 26 Jan
  • Everton equalise. (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:35:15, 26 Jan
  • How long will the last quarter in the Superbowl take overall? Is it likely to be at least half .... (7 replies) - SW6 1HS - 21:13:18, 26 Jan
  • Nothing like the sound of angry scousers (5 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 21:12:29, 26 Jan
  • Chelmsford 1 up (0 replies) - PalmerAgain COTW - 20:57:19, 26 Jan
  • Coventry 1 up what a season so far (2 replies) - ConnaT93 - 20:39:51, 26 Jan
  • Congratulations Pitchers! I only got 1, paid for by musicians .... #music (0 replies) - Baldfatlimey - 20:32:36, 26 Jan
  • Leeds 1 up (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 20:30:58, 26 Jan
  • Buonanotte on bench for Leeds (1 replies) - MUZOORA - 20:30:49, 26 Jan
  • Good doc, they stretched the time but overall good watch (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 20:30:46, 26 Jan
  • Size of those technical areas at the Angie Dickinson Stadium. Like a postage stamp. (7 replies) - Persil - 20:29:28, 26 Jan
  • Just in - Kante 2-0 goal v Al-Okhdood. FT 2-1. Apparently got an assist as well. .... (2 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 20:28:05, 26 Jan
  • So ... how was the match, on Sunday? (8 replies) - CFC Genius - 19:50:49, 26 Jan
  • So, Dortmund were making moves behind us to sign Anselmino hence the recall. Sneaky bar stewards. (11 replies) - BornAblue - 19:47:35, 26 Jan
  • Sky transfer show ffs what are they banging on about (1 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 19:44:06, 26 Jan
  • Denmark take the lead against the Jerries... (1 replies) - Asger - 19:39:54, 26 Jan
  • Are arsenal still looking to break our 15goals record from 2004/05 .... (0 replies) - barrshevy2 - 19:33:07, 26 Jan
  • Have a feeling we will beat Napoli (2 replies) - King Mount - 19:31:28, 26 Jan
  • Mheuka scoring again. (0 replies) - bovis messroom - 19:08:15, 26 Jan
  • Does anyone know when the Leeds home game goes on sale? (0 replies) - NoHasselJimmy - 19:07:09, 26 Jan
  • For the old school, Casuals: The story of the legendary terrace fashion on Amazon if .... (9 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:04:36, 26 Jan
  • Alex Honnold is the dogs doo dahs! Climbed Taipei 101 skyscraper with no ropes. His brain is wired .... (6 replies) - Silicon Steve - 19:00:03, 26 Jan
  • Good number from a flop .... (7 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 18:48:23, 26 Jan
  • The Club are now offering a discount for the womens games. January sales. (10 replies) - SW6 1HS - 18:44:41, 26 Jan
  • Ian Rush didn't enjoy his time in Turin as the food was foreign. Fikk norveners, except for Cheshire on here .... (22 replies) - Silicon Steve - 18:40:51, 26 Jan
  • Jp has more goal involvements than any other summer signing .... #transfers (1 replies) - Tuscanblue - 18:37:11, 26 Jan
  • I heard, from someone who isn't daft, that Palmer almost had to move from Wythenshawe, as his mates were .... (9 replies) - Teabar - 18:30:18, 26 Jan
  • This from the Club about Palmer .... (5 replies) - SW6 1HS - 18:27:57, 26 Jan
  • Twickenham Red Sun. £0.99p in my local Spoons. Might have to fill me boots (3 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 18:27:48, 26 Jan
  • Development squad playing Leicester this evening .... (1 replies) - Hertsblue - 18:20:33, 26 Jan
  • Palmer latest .... (22 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 18:01:54, 26 Jan
  • Interesting to me that the handball rule was changed for 24/25 season around stopping a goal. .... (2 replies) - JonnyGutteridge - 17:53:49, 26 Jan
  • Bairnsey, how many times have you had your posterior pinched over there? .... (2 replies) - nipper ★ - 17:50:36, 26 Jan
  • Can't believe the flack anselmino is getting. Surely we've all cried when leaving a job? (3 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 17:48:53, 26 Jan
  • Music Monday, real shame...Sly Dunbar passed away. An inspiration to many #music .... (1 replies) - ChelseaBlues - 17:41:35, 26 Jan
  • With regards to Anselmino tearing up etc.. Are our SDs even bothering to consult with the player before .... (24 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 17:06:18, 26 Jan
  • Did someone mention Starling? .... (5 replies) - Baldfatlimey - 16:52:56, 26 Jan
  • West Ham, Wolves, Leeds and Burnley coming up next. We need all 12 points here because .... (8 replies) - Andy S - 16:42:32, 26 Jan
  • Whats going on with baroness Moan! Id love .... (2 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 16:36:18, 26 Jan
  • Story! (1 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 16:32:51, 26 Jan
  • Can someone tell me a (0 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 16:32:11, 26 Jan
  • It's a bit worrying that there's not even the sniff of a rumour about Sterling (13 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 16:29:20, 26 Jan
  • Happy Birthday Jose, here's a 'special' moment... .... (3 replies) - ChelseaBlues - 16:09:30, 26 Jan
  • Wasnt the palace goal handball for the assist .... (3 replies) - Tuscanblue - 16:01:15, 26 Jan
  • Kevin [Tammy] Abraham - an obligation and a 3rd party sale to Villa .... (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 15:39:02, 26 Jan
  • Rosenior on Estavao's minutes .... (8 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 15:34:57, 26 Jan
  • With regards to strausberg there are a bunch whod do well here .... (6 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 15:33:55, 26 Jan
  • Demba Ba gave us an immortal moment of premier league history but I cant help feeling like arsenal bottling .... (2 replies) - justcallmedave - 15:29:12, 26 Jan
  • Is it us that want to buy him or Strasbourg? This is where it gets so murky .... (2 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 15:17:50, 26 Jan
  • Sell Aaron now . Crying on having to come back to Chelsea .... (3 replies) - Tuscanblue - 15:12:03, 26 Jan
  • lalalalalalal Zola lallalalalala Zola! (0 replies) - PalmerAgain COTW - 15:10:45, 26 Jan
  • Badiashile .... (8 replies) - Kalumiana - 15:05:34, 26 Jan
  • So pleased for Ben Chilwell .... (8 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 14:54:35, 26 Jan
  • Even though they didn't qualify for Champions league, Cunha and Mbuemo are both .... #transfers (3 replies) - carlitochelsea - 14:30:53, 26 Jan
  • Always feel if you could erase 10 seconds off a badiashile performance every game he would be a .... #transfers (5 replies) - Bluewex - 14:24:33, 26 Jan
  • Old timers...any background on this photo? .... (17 replies) - ChelseaBlues - 13:55:29, 26 Jan
  • An iconic "on this day" match. 29 years ago!! .... (13 replies) - McCulto - 13:46:45, 26 Jan
  • Good Afternoon from Mykoliav, hope all well. Application sent to kherson commandant .... (3 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 13:46:14, 26 Jan
  • _ # (0 replies) - McCulto - 13:46:08, 26 Jan
  • Nigella joining Bake-Off. A few on here will discover a new found interest in cakes (22 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 13:45:42, 26 Jan
  • Really good win for strassborg yesterday. 4 1 at lille. New manager bounce (2 replies) - True4kinblue - 13:36:42, 26 Jan
  • I heard the Sanchez song for the first time yesterday. I'm not sure he'd be too happy tbh! ;-) #music (7 replies) - Ricardinho - 13:29:47, 26 Jan
  • Good afternoon chaps. Are we thinking Santos as a match day starter until the end of season? .... (14 replies) - JEM - 13:12:56, 26 Jan
  • It's a shame we dumped Buonanotte. Could have lined up against Buongiorno on Wednesday (8 replies) - Avanti - 12:55:26, 26 Jan
  • Wharton and lacroix would be good signings for us. Well above palace level. #transfers (1 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 12:52:03, 26 Jan
  • Am still taking everything with a pinch of salt after the sanctions. We're doing OK, but can of course do much .... (2 replies) - nipper ★ - 12:38:02, 26 Jan
  • So what we thinking? Maresca dropped the ball a bit with Santos? (21 replies) - McCulto - 12:37:00, 26 Jan
  • Anselmino looks distraught .... (5 replies) - nottodayokay - 12:33:34, 26 Jan
  • Barco again, showed why I think we should sign him up. Go watch him play and lets talk. #transfers (12 replies) - BornAblue - 12:27:57, 26 Jan
  • Keepers .... (3 replies) - busterjug - 12:20:57, 26 Jan
  • Did anyone struggle to get wolves tickets this morning .... (0 replies) - cockneyblue - 12:17:53, 26 Jan
  • Welcome to the club Yisa! (5 replies) - Made in SW9 - 12:09:43, 26 Jan
  • I don't remember too many pundits getting too upset when Reece got sent off for a similar .... (2 replies) - Exiled Blue ★ - 12:09:32, 26 Jan
  • Hopefully we can put our dreadful record in Italy behind us this week... .... (8 replies) - Avanti - 11:51:55, 26 Jan
  • Dortmund are furious re Anselmino recall. Good .... (3 replies) - Tuscanblue - 11:49:12, 26 Jan
  • Incredible someone on here yesterday was calling Caicedo a liability! Ridiculous. In my humble. .... (14 replies) - Persil - 11:43:26, 26 Jan
  • Was so happy when Estevao scored yesterday. Still get nightmares from the number of 1 vs1s .... (6 replies) - carlitochelsea - 11:37:41, 26 Jan
  • 'Kin Ada! None out of 5! See how you do. .... (15 replies) - Persil - 11:37:16, 26 Jan
  • Delap has physicality and pace but his technique lets him down at times .... (4 replies) - oldboy - 11:14:09, 26 Jan
  • Sanchez isn't perfect. What current keeper is? A crucial early save was a big factor in our win .... (21 replies) - God Is ODJ - 10:44:27, 26 Jan
  • 8 PL goals for Joao Pedro before January-end. Not bad going Id say. .... (6 replies) - Rollover - 10:38:36, 26 Jan
  • Rosenior unhappy about our messy end to the game but wasn't it caused directly by his .... (14 replies) - Teabar - 10:20:00, 26 Jan
  • Estevaos brilliance has Chelsea gazing upwards while Palaces woes continue .... (0 replies) - Baldfatlimey - 10:15:13, 26 Jan
  • Discipline .... (2 replies) - Bulldog55 - 09:58:37, 26 Jan
  • The limited use of Santos this season was always very odd but looks .... (4 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 09:57:39, 26 Jan
  • I think we're getting close to Estevao's impact being comparable to Robben's. .... (16 replies) - Fitzchiv - 09:57:19, 26 Jan
  • NFL spoiler: .... (8 replies) - God Is ODJ - 09:40:59, 26 Jan
  • Bit worried about wham this weekend, it will be their cup final (6 replies) - TheValenciaBlue - 09:27:50, 26 Jan
  • Watching Estavao outrun the defender from his own half .... (1 replies) - scandi - 09:27:05, 26 Jan
  • We have the ability but do we have the bollix to win at Napoli? A draw helps neither team... .... (3 replies) - Ricardinho - 09:20:40, 26 Jan
  • One thing I do like about Rosenior. He uses 5 subs Maresca hardly ever did (2 replies) - Tuscanblue - 09:16:17, 26 Jan
  • A very winnable set of PL fixtures coming but this is chels (0 replies) - B★TC - 09:15:31, 26 Jan
  • Idk how true but rumours going round that 10am this morning Liverpool will announce Slot has .... (4 replies) - Cheshire blue - 09:14:05, 26 Jan
  • Jose is 63 today (7 replies) - Hertsblue - 09:09:20, 26 Jan
  • What was Neto doing with his foot looked a bit strange .... (2 replies) - Tuscanblue - 08:53:36, 26 Jan
  • Pure speculation, although some noise Aaron Anselmino .... (11 replies) - Hertsblue - 08:52:53, 26 Jan
  • Interesting test vs Napoli coming up. Conte's never really been able to take the undeniable .... (0 replies) - Fitzchiv - 08:44:08, 26 Jan
  • Yesterday's match report from The Times: .... (6 replies) - Carefree Blue - 08:01:02, 26 Jan
  • Estevao looked so strong and electric for that goal .... (2 replies) - oldboy - 07:50:02, 26 Jan
  • Fair play to Rosenior, he's quickly realised that Sanchez can't play out from the back, he's .... (8 replies) - Cheshire blue - 07:47:55, 26 Jan
  • Man Utd with one game a week have to be big favorites for the top 5 spot .... (5 replies) - oldboy - 07:46:47, 26 Jan
  • Rosenior really understands the pl. Win important games and move on. .... (0 replies) - Itachi - 07:41:34, 26 Jan
  • There were hints of Mourinho 1.0 Duff and Robben about us yesterday (1 replies) - Steve S - 07:16:06, 26 Jan
  • Wordle in five - too many options, I was looking at a birdie and ended up with five (9 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 07:03:36, 26 Jan
  • Morning All, well done to the boys, great result, shame we conceded late on but .... (9 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 06:59:26, 26 Jan
  • Estvão Willian Almeida de Oliveira Gonalves .... (10 replies) - Kalumiana - 05:30:59, 26 Jan
  • So Near .... (0 replies) - RON - 04:05:02, 26 Jan
  • So if Pedro got a penalty because Canvot accidentally blocked a goalbound .... (5 replies) - Asger - 03:13:09, 26 Jan
  • Palmer rested for Napoli .... (0 replies) - RON - 03:12:10, 26 Jan


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