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  • How close were we to actually appointing Enrique as our manager? He was interviewed wasn't he? (1 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 22:56:13, 14 Oct
  • Chelsea rejects 5-0 Fernerbahce (0 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 22:43:22, 14 Oct
  • He was lucky to stay on the pitch............... .... (5 replies) - tapas - 22:08:25, 14 Oct
  • Ha! 5 Chelsea goals for Villa :-) (1 replies) - V R Lee - 22:07:15, 14 Oct
  • One thing about that game that Paris won tonight, no kkok by either goalie fannying abaht with .... (1 replies) - Soames - 22:02:18, 14 Oct
  • Can't believe the TV support for City. .... (3 replies) - PhantomRaspberryBlower1 - 22:01:12, 14 Oct
  • Goals galore. 46 goals in 9 games. (2 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 21:59:52, 14 Oct
  • Dont give a tomtit about Citeh, but dislike PSG enormously. .... (0 replies) - IoW blue - 21:59:43, 14 Oct
  • Maresca Looks more and more like Pep (appearance wise) (1 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 21:59:20, 14 Oct
  • Where's your smug smiles now you cheating karnts :-) (0 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 21:57:31, 14 Oct
  • Good. berkshire hunts, (2 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 21:56:44, 14 Oct
  • Un4-2nate for Man City (0 replies) - SC Blues - 21:56:25, 14 Oct
  • I see Tommy Harmer got sent off for Lincoln against West ham. He must ne over 90! .... (3 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 21:55:39, 14 Oct
  • Maresca really thinks he is Pep, even started wearing the CP Company gear, snake (1 replies) - des-alley - 21:54:18, 14 Oct
  • Rudi gets the winner for Jose Lol! (0 replies) - Soames - 21:53:19, 14 Oct
  • Thats as pathetic a penalty I've ever seen given, even if it is against City (3 replies) - des-alley - 21:51:12, 14 Oct
  • Another ex Chelsea rudiger! (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:50:04, 14 Oct
  • Roma bottled it losing 3-4!!!! (4 replies) - London is only Blue - 21:49:53, 14 Oct
  • Thats not a penalty (1 replies) - London is only Blue - 21:49:17, 14 Oct
  • Tammy joining the party for Chels B. (0 replies) - Soames - 21:48:58, 14 Oct
  • Sadly, the character, desire and fight these cheats are showing is exactly what our dear team .... (1 replies) - In The True Blue Blood - 21:48:02, 14 Oct
  • 3 rd ex Chelsea player scoring for villa (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 21:47:50, 14 Oct
  • Roma bottling it (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 21:46:37, 14 Oct
  • Enzo is having a very good second half. (4 replies) - Soames - 21:46:08, 14 Oct
  • Semenyo is just not at the very top quality wise. (5 replies) - Soames - 21:42:26, 14 Oct
  • Bouaddi, the dogs ain't he (3 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 21:38:01, 14 Oct
  • As brilliant as PSG are as an attacking force when they switch off they farkin switch off! (0 replies) - Persil - 21:37:29, 14 Oct
  • Great 2nd half from the cheats tbf... (1 replies) - Blue Memories - 21:37:06, 14 Oct
  • City could get something out of this. Only watched last 15 minutes and they should have scored .... (1 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 21:36:15, 14 Oct
  • Last season's neutral darlings Bodo/Glimt leading Dortmund 1-0 with 12 mins to go. (0 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 21:35:04, 14 Oct
  • Do all centre backs have to wear a white bandage on their left wrist? (0 replies) - Blue on Wheels ★ - 21:34:33, 14 Oct
  • Jose is going to get sacked, sadly. (5 replies) - BornAblue - 21:26:29, 14 Oct
  • 2 ex Chelsea scoring for villa (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 21:25:50, 14 Oct
  • :-)))))) (0 replies) - Persil - 21:24:23, 14 Oct
  • Roma 3 - Real 1 ... 65 mins (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 21:24:12, 14 Oct
  • Great save.....oh it's gone in. Arf! (3 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 21:23:52, 14 Oct
  • Wow what a goal lol (0 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 21:23:41, 14 Oct
  • How ,any more times can they mention that fookin night in Istanbul (1 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 21:17:53, 14 Oct
  • They look a lot better without Enzo and Cherki on the pitch. Both way too slow (2 replies) - Juice - 21:17:25, 14 Oct
  • Come on PSG. Foot back on the pedal please. (0 replies) - Persil - 21:17:23, 14 Oct
  • You just know they will get back into this (2 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 21:14:48, 14 Oct
  • And again! (0 replies) - Persil - 21:14:41, 14 Oct
  • Farkin Ada! Will they ever stop talking about that game! (0 replies) - Persil - 21:11:36, 14 Oct
  • ***Logs in. Sees the same level of imbecility as ever, if not higher. Logs off*** (15 replies) - CFC Genius - 21:10:09, 14 Oct
  • PSG when on song are an absolute joy to watch. They're the perfect blend of possession but with .... #music (3 replies) - Persil - 21:07:23, 14 Oct
  • So arteta says a film about Arsenal would be called 'merchant bankers'.. first time I've agreed with him (1 replies) - Ian Ian Hutchinson - 21:02:43, 14 Oct
  • Nicholas Jackson again .... (3 replies) - Terminator777 - 20:59:06, 14 Oct
  • I called it at the time stupid to let Nico go - better and .... (6 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 20:57:51, 14 Oct
  • Disappointed with PSG, they've missed a couple of absolute sitters.. .... (1 replies) - bluelinc - 20:56:28, 14 Oct
  • They're looking like a Championship side already. (0 replies) - Persil - 20:55:32, 14 Oct
  • I see that Sanchez is Trucking up things at Como....OG (0 replies) - BLUESINCE1970 - 20:54:01, 14 Oct
  • Looks like Maresca didn't beat PSG. Its Palmer who stepped up .... (1 replies) - Itachi - 20:53:26, 14 Oct
  • Watching the goals show thing. My word Keown is horrendously insufferable .... (2 replies) - ConnaT93 - 20:51:46, 14 Oct
  • "Maresca needs to come up with a plan and change things" lol Maresca don't know how .... (1 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 20:51:44, 14 Oct
  • Elite manager vs championship coach (0 replies) - grandadbill - 20:51:24, 14 Oct
  • Snake slithers off (0 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 20:51:20, 14 Oct
  • Arf. .... (3 replies) - tapas - 20:51:19, 14 Oct
  • Don't get much of a midfield for £230,000,000 these days do you. (0 replies) - Persil - 20:50:25, 14 Oct
  • They make good teams.... .... (0 replies) - Blue Memories - 20:48:38, 14 Oct
  • Someone was asking about Satpaev yesterday. .... (3 replies) - tapas - 20:46:44, 14 Oct
  • 2 excellent finishes by Jackson (0 replies) - oldboy - 20:42:29, 14 Oct
  • Football league is about Man City's level atm (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 20:42:07, 14 Oct
  • Ole ole ole ole after 38mins haha (0 replies) - FamousCFC - 20:41:20, 14 Oct
  • Nicholas Jackson again 3-0 (1 replies) - Soames - 20:40:33, 14 Oct
  • Laughing on the other side of their faces now, LOL. (0 replies) - BullfrogBlues - 20:40:11, 14 Oct
  • View from the Etihad.... .... (0 replies) - SC Blues - 20:39:45, 14 Oct
  • And my fav player of PSG is not playing (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 20:39:04, 14 Oct
  • If in doubt fling yourself into the penalty area (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 20:38:31, 14 Oct
  • Arf. Not so farkin smug now are they! (0 replies) - Persil - 20:38:22, 14 Oct
  • oh dear oh dear oh dear maresca tactics exposed (0 replies) - grandadbill - 20:37:45, 14 Oct
  • PSG so good on the ball, not scared of tight marking. A joy to watch. (1 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 20:37:39, 14 Oct
  • Steven Gerrard thinks Man City are a man down with Cherki. No slippy, theyre 2 men down. (5 replies) - tapas - 20:37:32, 14 Oct
  • Maresca and Enzo lolololo (0 replies) - Cycling man - 20:37:17, 14 Oct
  • Fark it! # (2 replies) - Persil - 20:36:42, 14 Oct
  • Great football tbf (1 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 20:36:42, 14 Oct
  • LOL city are turkish delight. pSG are pretty bloody good. (4 replies) - mrtamblingman - 20:36:09, 14 Oct
  • Quality all round.... .... (0 replies) - Blue Memories - 20:36:05, 14 Oct
  • PSG 3-0 (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 20:35:30, 14 Oct
  • Harvey Vale with QPR's third. (1 replies) - Soames - 20:35:15, 14 Oct
  • And thats 3 :-) (0 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 20:35:14, 14 Oct
  • 0-3 psg (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 20:35:10, 14 Oct
  • Nicholas Jackson. 2-0 (0 replies) - Soames - 20:32:17, 14 Oct
  • Might have to bring on Pep at half time. Snake in trouble. (0 replies) - Persil - 20:28:36, 14 Oct
  • Pep preparing for league 2 (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 20:28:14, 14 Oct
  • lol Lincoln have gone down to 9 men against West Ham! (2 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 20:24:58, 14 Oct
  • They look schit :-))) (3 replies) - Nottinghamshire Blue - 20:21:18, 14 Oct
  • Oh dear Maresca. Never mind (0 replies) - mikirol50 - 20:20:35, 14 Oct
  • Not so easy bald fraud, thought you could do the same but with a different team? Problem is, WE .... (1 replies) - London is only Blue - 20:20:29, 14 Oct
  • I think they need to bring Enzo Fernandez on to help Elliot Anderson out in midfield (2 replies) - tapas - 20:20:27, 14 Oct
  • Enzo massacre (0 replies) - Vialli Nove - 20:20:04, 14 Oct
  • Doue best player in the world for me (4 replies) - tapas - 20:19:25, 14 Oct
  • Eat this you bald peice of shot (0 replies) - MBLUE - 20:19:09, 14 Oct
  • Oh dear. Shifty 2-0 down. (0 replies) - Persil - 20:18:37, 14 Oct
  • Hahahahaha and its 2. (1 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 20:18:21, 14 Oct
  • LOL (0 replies) - Blue Memories - 20:18:18, 14 Oct
  • For me this is goal of the season, amazing build up (0 replies) - MBLUE - 20:18:11, 14 Oct
  • What a goal! Pure football. (0 replies) - Persil - 20:16:57, 14 Oct
  • Shut up Ally you cock (0 replies) - tapas - 20:13:49, 14 Oct
  • Just got home, I see Feyenords winner against Como wasaRobert Sanchez own goal!? (0 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 20:09:57, 14 Oct
  • Tech question. What's the best and easiest way to post up an image on here from your photo .... (7 replies) - Persil - 20:02:02, 14 Oct
  • City's dodgy owners meet PSG's before the game. .... (0 replies) - Persil - 19:59:06, 14 Oct
  • They've even stolen our song the bastids .... #music (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 19:57:32, 14 Oct
  • Smoke and mitts at the Emptyhad. Nothing new there! (1 replies) - Dont Mention Ze VAR - 19:56:52, 14 Oct
  • Bridge looks great tonight (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:56:42, 14 Oct
  • TnT sports not working in sky (0 replies) - Go With The Flo - 19:44:23, 14 Oct
  • A club representative from Manchester City was invited on a government-backed trade delegation .... (10 replies) - tapas - 19:40:24, 14 Oct
  • Liverpool were lucky (2 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 19:38:35, 14 Oct
  • That was unlucky though 3-1 (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:30:04, 14 Oct
  • LASK have put 3 past Alison ..... dippers have scored 6 though (1 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 19:21:45, 14 Oct
  • DFS, you should go onto stick of rock Chat and tell them how lucky they are to have Mudders! (3 replies) - Silicon Steve - 19:21:02, 14 Oct
  • See Jason koumas kid scored (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:20:44, 14 Oct
  • Is Barcola suddenly worth £123m now then? (0 replies) - WSL is louder than MHL - 19:18:18, 14 Oct
  • Just rewatched The Lives of Others, the German film from 2006. Dunno .... (16 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 19:15:32, 14 Oct
  • Oh dear Sanchez (3 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:02:08, 14 Oct
  • Estavao is the new Mudryk, Torres focal yawn point (6 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 19:00:51, 14 Oct
  • Estavao needs to be patient. His time will come and he needs to make it count. .... (4 replies) - carlitochelsea - 18:58:26, 14 Oct
  • £3 Whopper Wednesday. Normally £6.79 (0 replies) - SW6 1HS - 18:54:44, 14 Oct
  • You lot on here who 'don't think Estevao is ready' lot. .... (19 replies) - MHL13 - 18:44:21, 14 Oct
  • Anybody know any Chels going to the match tonight? I don't and not sure I would have bothered .... (8 replies) - Bluemonday - 18:38:16, 14 Oct
  • dippers score twice in 2 minutes (5 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 18:11:08, 14 Oct
  • Sanchez 1-1 slow to react (4 replies) - London is only Blue - 18:07:47, 14 Oct
  • Fabs 1 up. Hes really doing a great job there. Will be very difficult for any team for him to .... (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 18:05:56, 14 Oct
  • The Estevao conundrum is one we have fumbled before. .... (31 replies) - McCulto - 17:59:15, 14 Oct
  • Sanchez and Trev playing I see (3 replies) - London is only Blue - 17:57:06, 14 Oct
  • I wonder what our old friend Sex Robot From The Future is up to these days...? .... (7 replies) - Swole Palmer - 16:42:21, 14 Oct
  • We have a new press secretary here, please don't sack her as it's going to be a right laugh. .... (7 replies) - Silicon Steve - 16:35:46, 14 Oct
  • £100k a season to cover opposition travel costs.. .... (1 replies) - Cold Palmer - 16:08:15, 14 Oct
  • EU, at this point, must cut off Starlink and anything related to the owner. (16 replies) - BornAblue - 15:48:47, 14 Oct
  • So a player called Justin Seven-Seven scored for West Brom U21's at Sutton United .... (10 replies) - Cold Palmer - 14:39:19, 14 Oct
  • Apparently there's been an incident in Sidcup. A car was seen racing away from the area at high .... (2 replies) - Persil - 14:33:10, 14 Oct
  • This is a rather good analogy about the City situation and those who are City-affiliated .... (0 replies) - nottodayokay - 13:53:54, 14 Oct
  • Fukk. They need to charge him with murder and some. That is absolutely appalling. .... (6 replies) - V R Lee - 13:42:57, 14 Oct
  • World in 4 - anyone done better? (5 replies) - V R Lee - 13:22:42, 14 Oct
  • Does anyone know if Estevao has fully recovered from his injury? Or could it be he is still being nursed back .... (8 replies) - SW6 1HS - 13:12:45, 14 Oct
  • Suggs the drummer and Saturday afternoon football. #music .... (1 replies) - moschops - 13:11:22, 14 Oct
  • Hazard still has it. :-) .... (2 replies) - chella kutti chelsea - 13:03:41, 14 Oct
  • Champions League sr Stamford Bridge tonight. (6 replies) - bluechas - 12:50:29, 14 Oct
  • Storm in a tea cup or is it a case of smoke and mirrors ? .... (11 replies) - Voltaire returns - 12:38:55, 14 Oct
  • Quiz time for DFS... .... (13 replies) - Avanti - 12:14:24, 14 Oct
  • I knew we would be brought up again.. .... (9 replies) - Cold Palmer - 11:50:32, 14 Oct
  • Why syntax is important .... (5 replies) - Swole Palmer - 11:23:18, 14 Oct
  • As a Chelsea fan, I hate to say it .... (44 replies) - Letsgochelsea9 - 11:00:51, 14 Oct
  • Lisandro Martinez outburst :-) .... (3 replies) - chella kutti chelsea - 10:46:07, 14 Oct
  • Mr T, TAbasco or other Japan travellers, I have a question. .... (13 replies) - V R Lee - 10:25:09, 14 Oct
  • _ # (0 replies) - Bluewex - 10:23:02, 14 Oct
  • Wordle in 3. .... (6 replies) - MHL13 - 10:13:41, 14 Oct
  • Today's SCORE par 2 deejohn > 2 deejohn > 1 veg 2 deejohn > 5 veg. (4 replies) - nipper ★ - 10:02:45, 14 Oct
  • De Jong and Kounde are the new Hulk. (3 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 09:20:30, 14 Oct
  • Watched some of the AM vs Utd game last night. Utd's midfield was appalling. .... (10 replies) - mrtamblingman - 08:25:01, 14 Oct
  • This weekend against Everton should show us were the team are in terms of repeating good perfor .... (6 replies) - mikirol50 - 08:03:01, 14 Oct
  • What did Martinez say? Very brief summary please. I'm not .... (7 replies) - V R Lee - 07:37:11, 14 Oct
  • Nailed on man utd will have a new manager when they play us .... (4 replies) - oldboy - 07:04:20, 14 Oct
  • Tyrique George .... (4 replies) - RON - 04:32:34, 14 Oct
  • A good debut .... (0 replies) - RON - 04:22:55, 14 Oct
  • It looked like we were heading to the bottom before the international break, but, quite quickly .... (5 replies) - Andy S - 01:42:15, 14 Oct
  • Carrick is on the hot seat, no doubt, so this is a good time for us to play against United. .... (4 replies) - Andy S - 01:36:25, 14 Oct
  • Talking of Viking's .... (4 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 00:21:01, 14 Oct
  • Watching this reminds me of how exciting we will be when it all clicks .... (3 replies) - Cold Palmer - 23:42:37, 13 Oct
  • Bit shocked at that Martinez interview. It's so .... (2 replies) - Persil - 23:32:57, 13 Oct
  • Fair old bush on N.A (0 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 23:30:15, 13 Oct
  • Good time to be playing Man U (2 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 23:09:58, 13 Oct
  • Big Meeks got it good tonight .... (1 replies) - Blue Harvs - 23:08:41, 13 Oct
  • Watched the ManU game, well beaten but they looked a lot better with Baleba playing. Santos .... (1 replies) - tapas - 22:56:01, 13 Oct
  • The plot thickens #city .... (5 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 22:47:56, 13 Oct


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