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  • It seems the Gooners havent taken well to being used for a pay rise :-)))) .... (0 replies) - tapas - 20:17:30, 06 Aug
  • Some people on here .. .... #transfers (1 replies) - Newkidontheblock - 20:07:59, 06 Aug
  • Trafford to Dirty Leeds (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 19:58:01, 06 Aug
  • Problem with Palmer is .... (3 replies) - josh 007 - 19:47:03, 06 Aug
  • Dave the deluded Gooner said Vini Jr didnt want to spend half the season on the bench at Arse (4 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 19:44:22, 06 Aug
  • Big season for Cole Palmer. I don't know what to expect. We've seen superb .... (7 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 19:38:12, 06 Aug
  • Cooked a quick Curry trying a Gymkhana sauce, not that impressed tbh .... (6 replies) - Papa Elf - 19:19:52, 06 Aug
  • We can as well go for Dan Burn (7 replies) - MUZOORA - 19:19:00, 06 Aug
  • Oooh theres a surprise,arse n'all didn't get their man .... (6 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 19:17:16, 06 Aug
  • Are the pavements absolutely filfy these days? Or wot? (5 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 19:07:28, 06 Aug
  • Nice bit on the website with young Nicholl-Jazuli. He seems a good grounded lad. Some talent .... (0 replies) - Soames - 18:59:26, 06 Aug
  • Less than 27 days until the transfer window closes,and we still have 33 players at the club .... (3 replies) - Moonknight - 18:43:41, 06 Aug
  • Anyway who cares about other clubs midfields I got a feeling this is another .... (1 replies) - Greekblueboy - 18:35:53, 06 Aug
  • Looks like Rodri might be off to Barca and not Real Madrid. # (4 replies) - BornAblue - 18:31:49, 06 Aug
  • Nice birdie. 2 veg, 2 veg & 1 mustard, 5 veg (4 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:25:36, 06 Aug
  • Rogers will be competing with palmer/Enzo for the spot behind the striker (9 replies) - MUZOORA - 18:15:40, 06 Aug
  • Argentina announces their victory vs England to be celebrated every year for all football .... (16 replies) - Mario stanic - 17:50:15, 06 Aug
  • Watching Rangers play an unpronounceable Polish team, Rangers defence is absolutely shocking. .... (3 replies) - Gander - 17:26:50, 06 Aug
  • I tried to help a Hippy who was struggling in the sea, but he was too far out man!! (2 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 17:18:44, 06 Aug
  • I dont care if they bam vertical drinking: Im normal horizontal in a bush by about 9pm anyway (2 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 17:16:03, 06 Aug
  • Are we still chasing chevy (6 replies) - Vialli Nove - 17:02:03, 06 Aug
  • Ellie? (7 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 17:01:57, 06 Aug
  • Estevao vs Quenda is a box office fight. A good problem to have, Id think. (11 replies) - BornAblue - 16:28:59, 06 Aug
  • So another day without hearing if we have been successful with Brighton tickets .... (4 replies) - NoHasselJimmy - 16:21:35, 06 Aug
  • Well I wasn't expecting that news .... (5 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 16:07:33, 06 Aug
  • Hard to see why MI London women are bottom of the table..... #cricket .... (7 replies) - God Is ODJ - 15:26:59, 06 Aug
  • Guimaraes, Rice, Zubimendi, Odegaard, Eze. Arsenal have by far the best midfield .... (18 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 14:47:38, 06 Aug
  • Anyone find out if they were successful for the brighton Ballot? (5 replies) - Bluewex - 14:34:44, 06 Aug
  • Any Liverpool fans in Kampala? .... (2 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 14:15:20, 06 Aug
  • If we manage to offload Tosin/Bads/Disasi in .... (12 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 13:49:24, 06 Aug
  • Thoughts on the Amanda Knox Edinburgh Fringe show? Personally I think it is not right and rough .... (20 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 13:48:26, 06 Aug
  • This is a strange case isn't it? What did the SDs see in him? .... (5 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 13:48:12, 06 Aug
  • Nice and cool today. Finally (3 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 13:42:41, 06 Aug
  • Vertical drinking! .... (15 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 13:12:25, 06 Aug
  • RE: Quenda .... (13 replies) - josh 007 - 13:09:25, 06 Aug
  • Deporting have signed Chelsea a "legend" .... (5 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:39:29, 06 Aug
  • Wing options: Rogers, Neto, Mudryk, Quenda, Estevão, Gittens, Satpaev. Who stays and who leave? .... (20 replies) - BornAblue - 12:31:08, 06 Aug
  • I give in - here is the article I was trying to post! .... (2 replies) - Baldfatlimey - 12:23:10, 06 Aug
  • Bit fakkin clahdy innit (3 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 12:13:51, 06 Aug
  • Not seen any posts by baldfatlimey in ages .... (5 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:07:26, 06 Aug
  • Testing due to stuff being deleted (3 replies) - Baldfatlimey - 12:04:28, 06 Aug
  • Vinicius Jr set to sign a new contract with Real. Thank fark! .... (8 replies) - oldboy - 12:01:50, 06 Aug
  • Quanda looked really confident. .... (2 replies) - chella kutti chelsea - 11:45:53, 06 Aug
  • Morning from Mykolaiv, hope all steady .... (0 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 11:38:03, 06 Aug
  • Appears all the paperwork for the Rogers signing may have been submitted to the PL .... #transfers (8 replies) - Hertsblue - 11:30:58, 06 Aug
  • The Westminster council wants to stop standing drinking .... (7 replies) - Tuscanblue - 11:30:33, 06 Aug
  • System did not favour Gittens harsh to judge him .... #politics (4 replies) - Tuscanblue - 11:25:16, 06 Aug
  • Hall of Fame .... (1 replies) - RON - 11:22:45, 06 Aug
  • Par. 1 mustard > 2 veg > 3 veg > 5 veg. (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 11:16:58, 06 Aug
  • Still on the scrounge for Fulham (a) if anyone happens to be on holiday etc... (3 replies) - Chelsea Paul ★ - 11:16:03, 06 Aug
  • Well its been a great transfer window .... (5 replies) - gnome of zurich - 10:48:59, 06 Aug
  • Brighton tickets .... (1 replies) - CFC 1970 - 10:27:46, 06 Aug
  • Hence forth I shall refer to FIFAspit as FIFAFO, yes you guessed it FIFA F&CK OFF (6 replies) - nipper ★ - 10:25:53, 06 Aug
  • Anselmino has that Argentinian grit and he looks surprisingly strong on his weaker .... (5 replies) - Golding - 10:21:37, 06 Aug
  • In Dublin last night asking Arsenal fans what was the score? Very childish ;-) (3 replies) - Silicon Steve - 10:19:38, 06 Aug
  • Free LarryDavid (3 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 10:15:36, 06 Aug
  • ***CC Fantasy Premier League codes*** .... (2 replies) - Wessex Blue - 10:00:47, 06 Aug
  • Controversial view. Jackson should be retained. No other player .... (24 replies) - tapas - 09:53:23, 06 Aug
  • So whose got 156points ;-) (2 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 09:50:13, 06 Aug
  • I fore see Quenda starting ahead of Estevao in the long run (3 replies) - MUZOORA - 09:38:56, 06 Aug
  • Raised a chuckle .... (1 replies) - John Phillips - 09:37:51, 06 Aug
  • So Rodri might be heading to Barcelona. There is space for Enzo at Real Madrid if that happens .... (5 replies) - oldboy - 09:36:46, 06 Aug
  • Have any members heard from the club regarding the Brighton game tickets? (4 replies) - Cycling man - 09:28:55, 06 Aug
  • So are Neto, Gusto and Enzo staying or leaving? They can't all go to City and they .... (17 replies) - mrtamblingman - 09:14:07, 06 Aug
  • Xabi's football needs a controller in midfield .... (15 replies) - oldboy - 08:24:48, 06 Aug
  • Infantino allegedly apologetic. FIFA say it "will no longer tolerate any attacks on its .... (10 replies) - God Is ODJ - 08:09:55, 06 Aug
  • Was only watching on my phone but penders dive looked really odd .... (10 replies) - kerrygold - 08:02:52, 06 Aug
  • I wondered why Larry was so quiet. He copped a 3 dayer. .... (7 replies) - MHL13 - 08:02:20, 06 Aug
  • Alonso has a massive job on his hands and we're realistically not going to see results till .... (9 replies) - SW6 1HS - 07:55:55, 06 Aug
  • I'm sure I remember reading that Infantino was independently .... (7 replies) - V R Lee - 06:37:15, 06 Aug
  • Lads I do not give a toss about pre season results .... (9 replies) - oldboy - 06:27:58, 06 Aug
  • Not advise..Not recommendations.. just 2 hours of your time at a quite moment .... (13 replies) - Voltaire returns - 05:30:29, 06 Aug
  • 3 way action rumoured .... (5 replies) - luca behind you - 00:36:43, 06 Aug
  • Might be Noah but its farkin funny. .... (3 replies) - boarders - 23:49:16, 05 Aug
  • Proposed solution to the Dr Evil crisis .... (0 replies) - Cacoethes - 23:19:16, 05 Aug
  • Slimy onekey corrupt git trying to apologise !!!! Far kof you TOTAL SLAG!!! (5 replies) - nipper ★ - 23:15:26, 05 Aug
  • If Bads and tosin leave., we'd have Colwill, Fofana, Lacroix as our primary center backs., .... (3 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 23:14:52, 05 Aug
  • Sun headline has Jackson fuming at being subbed off, you really couldnt make it up, or .... (3 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 22:58:30, 05 Aug
  • This is interesting about Fifa and the Euro Super League .... (13 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 22:49:30, 05 Aug
  • FRIENDLIES ARE AN EXERCISE IN PLAYER FITNESS NOTHING MORE Pin this to the top of the page (13 replies) - John Phillips - 22:33:40, 05 Aug
  • Be nice to make sure friendlies are a bit more than negotiating treacherous pitches (1 replies) - John Phillips - 22:31:58, 05 Aug
  • Not really interested in womans footy but Man U have a new manager ;-) Blimley (8 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 22:26:26, 05 Aug
  • Xavi now needs to become a master chef. He will have some excellent, fresh components available .... (9 replies) - Andy S - 22:00:31, 05 Aug
  • PSG lost their friendly today, 3-0. So that's their season done (6 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 21:54:19, 05 Aug
  • Fark me just heard three explosions, one close and two in the distance .... (7 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 21:46:25, 05 Aug
  • Arsenal lost 3:1 to Betis, PSG are down 3:0 to Mallorca (84th mins). Going by CC perspective, .... (2 replies) - BornAblue - 21:45:07, 05 Aug
  • So two Betis goals were down to Kepa, one down to Havertz. Shame! (1 replies) - tapas - 21:42:16, 05 Aug
  • I get the reticence and need for giving time .... (0 replies) - Spring Heeled Jim - 21:36:09, 05 Aug
  • Is preseason important? Theres a bit of correlation I guess .... #covid (0 replies) - McCulto - 21:24:38, 05 Aug
  • BlueCo would likely take Top 5 now for this season [assuming 5th is enough for ECL] .... (11 replies) - Hertsblue - 21:05:04, 05 Aug
  • Spoilt a pub quiz tonight when at the bar,which hand did maradona score with verses England? .... (8 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 20:51:16, 05 Aug
  • Did Nanny Mcphee start work with the team today? (2 replies) - elseychelsea - 20:46:34, 05 Aug
  • 3-1 Betis (1 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 20:29:41, 05 Aug
  • Typical cricket tmo bolloqs. Clean catch ruled grounded #cricket (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:29:21, 05 Aug
  • Arsenal score from a corner que surprise (2 replies) - Fiscal Cashflow - 20:18:19, 05 Aug


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