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  • Still feel nervous watching now,,lol .... (0 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 16:33:30, 30 April
  • Sounds like Estevao is indeed out of the World Cup. Feel for him .... (2 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 16:20:49, 30 April
  • Ticketing changes .... (0 replies) - CFC 1970 - 16:01:35, 30 April
  • Lets run a sweepstake on how many left wingers we sign before behdad starts asking .... #transfers (4 replies) - BLUE BLOOD BROTHER - 15:43:29, 30 April
  • Quite surprising no one mention Carlo Ancelotti as our potential manager .... (13 replies) - hiddink - 14:10:13, 30 April
  • Mudders shouldnt have baked that cake before testing. Must have sneezed .... (0 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 14:06:32, 30 April
  • RIP Ted. That's so sad .... (5 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 13:38:27, 30 April
  • You get a team up you face relegation and then sack the manager .... (3 replies) - Quietasamouse - 12:41:20, 30 April
  • The conversation about the new coach having more control seems legitimate. .... (12 replies) - Alec Busheel - 12:38:38, 30 April
  • 5 Stand just now "It's Time to pick April's Goal Of The Month!!" .... (11 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:29:49, 30 April
  • I wonder what data driven analysis led us to Garnacho. (16 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 12:25:05, 30 April
  • Breaking news - these club briefs are quite revealing: .... (8 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:18:29, 30 April
  • Latest briefings. Alonso interested to have talks about the job but not fully convinced about the project .... (5 replies) - oldboy - 11:58:20, 30 April
  • Quite interesting from Simon Phillips on Alonso and Co. .... (14 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 11:39:48, 30 April
  • Im not going to change your opinion those who are not sure Alonso would be a good fit but .... (18 replies) - London is only Blue - 11:38:09, 30 April
  • Eze should have got a yellow for that dive. .... (3 replies) - busterjug - 11:26:01, 30 April
  • Please tell me Scott Parker isn't a candidate.... (6 replies) - KermitTheFrog ★ - 11:16:28, 30 April
  • So Pochetinno confirming what we already knew that the recruitment strategy is completely data .... (7 replies) - Wooody - 11:01:39, 30 April
  • Just to be sure...Friends and Family replaced by My Network? and I can buy tickets for the lads .... (6 replies) - Ian Ian Hutchinson - 10:46:51, 30 April
  • So Scott Parker has left Burnley. .... (1 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 10:45:57, 30 April
  • Enjoy the sunny weather today and tomorrow, 4 days of rain forecasted from Saturday:) in London (2 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 10:35:34, 30 April
  • Charlie Bugle .... (6 replies) - Suffolk Blue - 10:22:10, 30 April
  • Wotho CC - not posted any piccies for a while - here is what I have been up to - enjoy (or not) .... (3 replies) - Baldfatlimey - 10:21:36, 30 April
  • Scott Parker leaves Burnley with immediate effect. Probably a little late .... (7 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 10:10:50, 30 April
  • I am very bored at work. Who do I slag off? (13 replies) - oldboy - 10:03:58, 30 April
  • Mudryk .... (24 replies) - CFC 1970 - 09:31:41, 30 April
  • I see we're off to Jakarta for another pre-season game ^^^ In a World Cup year .... (16 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 08:57:46, 30 April
  • https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cr5p4335v7qo .... (0 replies) - Otis B Driftwood - 08:57:39, 30 April
  • Wordle in 2! (4 replies) - Wolfie - 08:55:35, 30 April
  • Whats the crack with Mudders. .... (12 replies) - Magic Hat - 08:50:10, 30 April
  • Arsenal created farking nothing from open play. Horrible football team .... (7 replies) - oldboy - 08:28:58, 30 April
  • The gulf in quality of the 2 CL semi games is interesting .... (2 replies) - Master of Puppets - 08:28:12, 30 April
  • Pochettino's interview on the Overlap has confirmed that it was also his decision to leave Chelsea .... (5 replies) - oldboy - 08:24:16, 30 April
  • So both poch and Maresca leave Chelsea they were not sacked .... (13 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 08:15:20, 30 April
  • Forest tkts x2 listed on exchange. .... (4 replies) - BLUE66 - 08:15:07, 30 April
  • All this talk of Alonso Im not convinced he is the right fit and even if he did come .... (9 replies) - Alec Busheel - 08:09:53, 30 April
  • Thursday a bit of a hump day for many... so .... (4 replies) - Voltaire returns - 08:04:06, 30 April
  • Why arsenal moaning about the penalty? He barely touch him thank fark VAR overruled it .... (2 replies) - London is only Blue - 07:53:56, 30 April
  • SOTD, who scored our goal.... .... (1 replies) - BRITTANIA ENTERANCE2 - 07:46:43, 30 April
  • Saudi's are changing strategy... .... (1 replies) - Ricardinho - 07:41:37, 30 April
  • SGC in meltdown... oh my aching sides .... (3 replies) - Kingy - 07:32:13, 30 April
  • So muders gets 4 yr ban, surely 2 tys would be fair .... (3 replies) - Nervous nelly - 07:16:20, 30 April
  • Hope the club show support for our jewish fans at our next home game (4 replies) - Nervous nelly - 07:14:12, 30 April
  • Morning All, looks like Arsenal have one foot in the CL final, I really hope A Madrid .... (11 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 07:12:11, 30 April
  • Alonso is a complete mismatch to this squad. He we should stay clear. .... (3 replies) - Itachi - 07:02:28, 30 April
  • Not sure I'll sleep tonight after that super-exciting 1-1 ........... (1 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 00:01:43, 30 April
  • Think a very difficult question would be what would u have .... (0 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 23:58:07, 29 April
  • Pure ITK. Lol! Clearly doesn't know that Iraola and Alonso have the same agent .... (0 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 23:03:57, 29 April
  • Just watched that hall of fame video with Eden hazard .. thats quality (0 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 22:55:56, 29 April
  • Not another Mudryk post ... But isn't CAS' burden of proof on the FA to prove .... (8 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 22:45:55, 29 April
  • That's now eight straight matches when Arsenal haven't scored more than a .... (3 replies) - bovis messroom - 22:40:15, 29 April
  • Fack off Arsenal (1 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 22:37:06, 29 April
  • Things you never thought you'd see: .... (1 replies) - HPBlue - 22:20:22, 29 April
  • Out of interest, what did the commentary say about Chelsea's "pens" in THAT Barca game? Was at the game and .... (1 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 22:16:58, 29 April
  • The irony of Gerrard, the biggest diver in PL history, who let out a John pitched scream at any contact in the .... (0 replies) - Brompton Road Blue - 22:12:49, 29 April
  • Pundits on RTE here in Ireland giving Eze pelters for cheating. (1 replies) - Kingy - 22:08:35, 29 April
  • Two whinny scousers and Keown - hard to find a more biased, whinging three. .... (3 replies) - Brompton Road Blue - 22:06:07, 29 April
  • The irony of them calling out simeones antics when they have arteta. (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 22:03:00, 29 April
  • Do you think the Athleti players actually pay any attention to .... (2 replies) - des-alley - 21:59:20, 29 April
  • Very good game this one too. Lacking the quality and schitt defending to make it a classic but .... (4 replies) - the blue one - 21:57:36, 29 April
  • Atleti really tired but imagine Simeone will drop his starting 11 at weekend again .... (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:52:45, 29 April
  • Just had a quick look at the highlights of our last game away to Atletico. .... #music (2 replies) - bairns - 21:52:19, 29 April
  • looked a dive, albeit he got a slight toe touch (0 replies) - bluemonsieur - 21:45:11, 29 April
  • These commentators are so cattle trucking biased. (5 replies) - Brompton Road Blue - 21:43:50, 29 April
  • wow thought that was a pen (0 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 21:43:48, 29 April
  • Cheating karnts good (2 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 21:43:28, 29 April
  • yippee (0 replies) - bluemonsieur - 21:43:12, 29 April
  • Lucky enough... I thought the longer he looked at the screen I was sure he was going to say Fek .... (0 replies) - Soames - 21:42:56, 29 April
  • Arteta players masters of dark arts (1 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 21:42:44, 29 April
  • Nah, pen for me. (8 replies) - IoW blue - 21:42:38, 29 April
  • So now book Eze (0 replies) - des-alley - 21:42:22, 29 April
  • Lego head will self combust!!!!! (0 replies) - bairns - 21:42:22, 29 April
  • Yellow card for Eze (0 replies) - Kingy - 21:42:07, 29 April
  • Honestly I thought gyokeres one wasnt but this one was. Id be a terrible ref (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:41:31, 29 April
  • What a rubbish game (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 21:41:17, 29 April
  • We'd want that tbf...would be booked for diving though lol (0 replies) - LampShade - 21:40:49, 29 April
  • Never a foul! (0 replies) - NoHasselJimmy - 21:40:46, 29 April
  • Farking diving Cheats ruining the game (0 replies) - Jaychedar - 21:40:40, 29 April
  • Never a pen (0 replies) - Blueandrew78 - 21:40:19, 29 April
  • Thats just not even close to being a foul. (0 replies) - JonnyGutteridge - 21:39:47, 29 April
  • Fcuk sake (0 replies) - Soames - 21:39:41, 29 April
  • Whoever called the divers coming on. So true (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:38:55, 29 April
  • Cheats (0 replies) - JonnyGutteridge - 21:38:49, 29 April
  • Could be 3-1 if not for spaghetti legs (0 replies) - LampShade - 21:37:36, 29 April
  • i see an unknown fan boy Modas doubled down on my posts about GG, hope those jack boots fit, or the tea towel .... (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 21:37:17, 29 April
  • Lookman FFS!! (0 replies) - DrogMan - 21:35:52, 29 April
  • Raya turning into in form De Gea (1 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 21:35:21, 29 April
  • Put it in the net ffs (0 replies) - JonnyGutteridge - 21:34:53, 29 April
  • Is it a contractual commitment that TNT have to have a thick scouser as .... (3 replies) - bairns - 21:34:30, 29 April
  • Can see why griezmann is leaving. Still has quality moments .... (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:32:43, 29 April
  • Here come the 3 divers (1 replies) - Kingy - 21:28:58, 29 April
  • So many wasted chances by AM (2 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 21:26:57, 29 April
  • Come on Athletico 2 more (1 replies) - mikirol50 - 21:19:07, 29 April
  • Thank cattle truck for for that (0 replies) - bill55bill★ - 21:18:37, 29 April
  • Get in. (0 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 21:17:30, 29 April
  • Get in (0 replies) - des-alley - 21:17:11, 29 April
  • Pen all day (0 replies) - mikirol50 - 21:17:03, 29 April
  • Come on (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 21:16:46, 29 April
  • Terrible decision, but Im here for it (5 replies) - JonnyGutteridge - 21:16:32, 29 April
  • Hand to ball (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 21:16:11, 29 April
  • How did Raya become such a good keeper? .... (1 replies) - mikirol50 - 21:15:56, 29 April
  • Raya will save it (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 21:15:52, 29 April
  • Cucurella got away with the same at the Euros tbf (0 replies) - TheValenciaBlue - 21:15:40, 29 April
  • Goal bound aswell. (0 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 21:15:27, 29 April
  • Pen all day long (0 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 21:15:23, 29 April
  • Has to be a pen if not its corrupt (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:15:04, 29 April
  • Swearing should be allowed on football commentary from 9pm (1 replies) - Cheshire blue - 21:07:25, 29 April
  • Whoever gets through this semi .... (2 replies) - boarders - 21:02:55, 29 April
  • Atleti look very jaded. A subpar side. I wonder what Simeoni is tryign to do (1 replies) - DrogMan - 21:02:02, 29 April
  • Byern v goon final ,goon win,atleast we were the first 8( (1 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 21:00:04, 29 April
  • The draw for knockout stages were a joke .... (4 replies) - Deco and the Bunnymen - 20:59:05, 29 April
  • Atleti and Simeone. I dont recognise them anymore. (3 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 20:51:45, 29 April
  • This is why it was a travesty this mob beat Barcelona. Absolute dog tomtite .... (0 replies) - Wooody - 20:51:22, 29 April
  • Disappointed with AM so far. (0 replies) - Kingy - 20:51:17, 29 April
  • Athletico just wont be good enough over 2 legs (1 replies) - John Phillips - 20:50:58, 29 April
  • What is this talk about Alonso to Chelsea? Seeing lots of posts here as if it is almost a done .... (8 replies) - katk - 20:48:59, 29 April
  • I blame Barcelona for this (0 replies) - Jaychedar - 20:48:21, 29 April
  • Koke been tomtit (0 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 20:48:15, 29 April
  • That's a perfect set up for Arsenal (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 20:46:39, 29 April
  • All over 1-0 on aggregate... (2 replies) - Soames - 20:46:18, 29 April
  • I'd want a pen for that (2 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 20:46:06, 29 April
  • Only hope is they get humiliated in final (0 replies) - FamousCFC - 20:45:47, 29 April
  • Well they werent going to score from open play, were they? (1 replies) - JonnyGutteridge - 20:45:29, 29 April
  • Dived but talk about giving the ball away (0 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 20:45:28, 29 April
  • "Very clever"..... (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:45:24, 29 April
  • AM don't look any good at all (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 20:45:19, 29 April
  • Diving karnt (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 20:45:10, 29 April
  • Idiotic defending (0 replies) - Soames - 20:45:01, 29 April
  • All over (0 replies) - FamousCFC - 20:44:56, 29 April
  • LOL typical (0 replies) - LampsyMcLampsface - 20:44:46, 29 April
  • Looked a dive to me (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:44:31, 29 April
  • Farkin goon pen (0 replies) - des-alley - 20:44:22, 29 April
  • That looked a clear dive the way he threw himself to the ground. Will see on replay (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 20:44:14, 29 April
  • This match sounds shoite on the wireless. Is ot worth poppimg over to the pub for? (3 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 20:42:41, 29 April
  • Ffs They are gonna get to Final Madrid dont look great (1 replies) - FamousCFC - 20:34:41, 29 April
  • Sadly i'm getting more and more worried about rse in this comp 8( (1 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 20:34:19, 29 April
  • Bloody hell Noni don't be doing that.. (1 replies) - Soames - 20:32:07, 29 April
  • Better game than i thought it'd be,good stuff (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 20:31:44, 29 April
  • At the very least, I'd like Raya and Gabriel to be roughed up proper. .... (0 replies) - SpecialOne - 20:28:50, 29 April
  • Drugs test failing now... .... (1 replies) - Z7 - 20:23:32, 29 April
  • Noticeable that Gerrard wasn't in the comms box when they were discussing how slippy the pitch .... (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:12:37, 29 April
  • Madueke looks sharp (4 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 20:08:10, 29 April
  • Arse time wasting two minutes in, can't make it up (0 replies) - LampsyMcLampsface - 20:05:35, 29 April
  • If there is a God....now is the time to show yourself.... (8 replies) - Blue Memories - 19:51:45, 29 April
  • Fark off Arsenal. Fark off Arteta. (5 replies) - Cheshire blue - 19:49:20, 29 April
  • So we backing Arsenal tonight ? London team and all of that ? .... (3 replies) - John Phillips - 19:35:59, 29 April
  • Any Rouvy users - I just got an email stating they've been bought by Zwift. Not enchanted by .... (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:33:25, 29 April
  • Come on Atleti... could about stomach Goons winning the league, but not the CL. (0 replies) - Kingy - 19:32:08, 29 April
  • Wonder if Arteta will tone down the "dark arts" given Simeone may well actually thump him. (1 replies) - 460defensive - 19:22:30, 29 April
  • TS "Welcome to the Metropolitano, where football has come to die" ;-) (0 replies) - Silicon Steve - 19:16:39, 29 April
  • Under Roman, Kvaratskelia and Osimhen would be .... (10 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 18:42:35, 29 April
  • Mudders on the left, Estevao on the right next season. We'll be unleashing hell on opponents. (18 replies) - MHL13 - 18:35:43, 29 April
  • Gonna be hard for members to get FA cup final tickets if this is correct? .... (6 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 17:56:51, 29 April
  • Gutted I think i might being having to say goodbye to Chelsea :-( .... (27 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 17:53:09, 29 April
  • Why did the hungry strike guy get banned? (4 replies) - Greekblueboy - 17:53:00, 29 April
  • To the Mod that removed my post, would you like to explain why as it was a genuine question being asked? (2 replies) - westcountryblue - 17:49:01, 29 April
  • Sunny side again for the Cup Final (1 replies) - Chelsea Paul ★ - 17:28:29, 29 April
  • Is the substance Mudryk took more severe than athletes?? They usually get 2 years for doping so .... (9 replies) - London is only Blue - 17:26:20, 29 April
  • Final tickets .... (4 replies) - Nisis - 17:18:29, 29 April
  • Finally some good news for Chelsea, Mudryk banned for 4 years .... (3 replies) - Cheshire blue - 17:12:52, 29 April
  • Darren England appointed as the FA Cup final referee (14 replies) - Hertsblue - 17:11:48, 29 April
  • Next Thursday morning for season ticket holders to purchase tickets for fa cup (2 replies) - cockneyblue - 16:48:27, 29 April
  • Is DFS a Yorkshire man by any chance? .... (1 replies) - nottodayokay - 16:47:33, 29 April


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