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  • $11.4 billion spent on midterm adverts slagging off each other. Musk in with $446m .... (0 replies) - Silicon Steve - 01:11:57, 04 Nov
  • Was watching Gogglebox on C4 and the programme that has followed it is a bunch of naked sceptics .... (1 replies) - Bluemonday - 00:03:03, 04 Nov
  • Assuming that the mid terms play out as is expected, do people think that they will try and .... (14 replies) - Bluemonday - 23:44:25, 03 Nov
  • RIP Jesus De Miguel - a stark reminder that sport is still dangerous and these are all .... (4 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 22:56:52, 03 Nov
  • 28,260 attendance at Stamford Bridge tonight. Pretty good (1 replies) - Ricardinho - 22:12:21, 03 Nov
  • Excellent result especially for comedy fans. Carrick buys himself a month and the show .... (0 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 22:03:51, 03 Nov
  • Shae Lacey has been.... .... (1 replies) - Blue Memories - 21:52:29, 03 Nov
  • Lol and Cunha off what a tit. (2 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 21:50:52, 03 Nov
  • Have Man U just won the Champions League? (1 replies) - Butch - 21:47:55, 03 Nov
  • Man U back to being luhee luhee bastids. It's been a while. (0 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 21:46:57, 03 Nov
  • Carrick safe then (3 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 21:45:47, 03 Nov
  • Roma defender clearly watches fofana highlights (2 replies) - LampShade - 21:42:58, 03 Nov
  • Mac gimp fark off (0 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 21:26:11, 03 Nov
  • Last two games the officials have done more to keep Carrick in the job than the players. .... (4 replies) - Persil - 21:21:21, 03 Nov
  • I'm sure that Rat Face took his early yellow card in good grace. (0 replies) - Silicon Steve - 21:20:25, 03 Nov
  • Never a penalty, if anything Yellow card for Cunha. It is very odd no VAR check (2 replies) - MBLUE - 21:20:04, 03 Nov
  • Lol, look at that pen. Might as well scream "I want the manager sacked" (0 replies) - the blue one - 21:17:45, 03 Nov
  • Never seen a penalty taker look so nervous (0 replies) - Butch - 21:17:05, 03 Nov
  • Manu pen saved. (3 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 21:16:59, 03 Nov
  • looks like a dive (2 replies) - Butch - 21:15:39, 03 Nov
  • PSG 5 (1 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 21:12:31, 03 Nov
  • Balebas hammy gone for ManU. (4 replies) - tapas - 21:06:35, 03 Nov
  • Naughty by jako (0 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 20:46:55, 03 Nov
  • Villa playing pretty good ,could easily have had a couple .... (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 20:39:57, 03 Nov
  • Sunderland away, none of my wanqer lot are up for doing it and I have no interest in doing that .... (3 replies) - Bluemonday - 20:37:15, 03 Nov
  • Despite being a Dallas fan, this accurate comment made me laugh: "The Cowboys have become those .... (6 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:33:03, 03 Nov
  • Time to get the yellow and green scarves out. (1 replies) - Persil - 20:20:08, 03 Nov
  • Manu proper in the mud. (2 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 20:20:04, 03 Nov
  • Penalty to Roma , soon to be 2 nil lol (1 replies) - MBLUE - 20:18:12, 03 Nov
  • PSG 3 up after 13 mins (3 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 20:17:42, 03 Nov
  • Just seen that Arsenal players theatrics against Liverpool.. .... (0 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 20:17:01, 03 Nov
  • Roma 1 up as expected (0 replies) - MBLUE - 20:16:24, 03 Nov
  • Goal celebrations are so annoying and ott these days. (4 replies) - Butch - 20:10:55, 03 Nov
  • Barcelona 1-0 up already! (1 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 20:10:40, 03 Nov
  • The rain in Spain lands mainly on Camp Nou lol .... (5 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 19:57:28, 03 Nov
  • Tough call on which game to watch ... Bayern or Villa (5 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 19:54:37, 03 Nov
  • Well pleased with a birdie today. Zilch > 2 mustard 1 veg > 5 veg (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:50:48, 03 Nov
  • Gwan Roma. Veni, vidi, vici. (1 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 19:43:26, 03 Nov
  • Have Chelsea fans gone to support shaktar to anyones knowledge? (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 19:35:43, 03 Nov
  • So potentially Scott Parker for West Ham? I can see it, but the "West Ham Way" .... (2 replies) - Papa Elf - 19:30:18, 03 Nov
  • Really really bored; team for Sunderland .... (5 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 18:49:49, 03 Nov
  • Fun fact. Unai Emery has won the Europa Keague with three different clubs all .... (0 replies) - Alec Busheel - 18:48:29, 03 Nov
  • A bit noisier than usual in the MHU tonight with the sound of the wind howling through it. (2 replies) - Persil - 18:15:04, 03 Nov
  • Looking at going on a Nile cruise this spring, reading up on it all and great. Now looking .... (28 replies) - Silicon Steve - 17:57:26, 03 Nov
  • Load of empty seats at SB tonight! Are Chelsea fans allowed to buy tickets for these CL games? (4 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 17:52:44, 03 Nov
  • Can anybody post the story for this? .... (2 replies) - Ricardinho - 17:25:29, 03 Nov
  • This site is less consistent than VAR, I put something up that gets removed; 5 mins later .... (2 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 17:16:04, 03 Nov
  • This Tenerife player bless him,reminded me of a tackle was it Lloris?on 1 of our players,wiped .... (7 replies) - elseychelsea - 17:08:49, 03 Nov
  • Anselmino called up for Argie full squad as well as .... (2 replies) - Butch - 17:03:12, 03 Nov
  • Jesse Derry back at Stamford Bridge tonight. Anyone going? (1 replies) - Ricardinho - 16:55:37, 03 Nov
  • Penders- he has really stepped up after a shaky debut and looks a great prospect. .... (1 replies) - Alec Busheel - 16:54:51, 03 Nov
  • Just release him(Charles Bronson) I think he's more then served his sentence ffs. (15 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 16:45:11, 03 Nov
  • Hi all, random request. What's the best free AI tool, to gramatically spellcheck a document? Many thanks, old .... (6 replies) - tapas - 16:16:20, 03 Nov
  • Headine finally updated ... I want young Italian Girls ^^^ (3 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 15:57:52, 03 Nov
  • Will God is OJ get enrolled into the Chelsea Chat Hall of Fame when he achieves 200,000 posts? (21 replies) - SW6 1HS - 15:36:15, 03 Nov
  • Shoot me down in flames if you wish but do we really need a £100m Alex Scott in January? .... (23 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 15:17:29, 03 Nov
  • We sold KDH & Felix to have Enzo play behind the striker, big mistake. .... (8 replies) - MUZOORA - 15:11:30, 03 Nov
  • Fofana made whoscored team of the week. Have that CC :-) .... (6 replies) - BornAblue - 14:27:40, 03 Nov
  • Little bit off topic, but just wanted to share something Ive been working on as a hobby projec .... (17 replies) - Master of Puppets - 14:22:13, 03 Nov
  • I just watched that Hyrox bird. She could be sponsored by a firm making muckspreaders.I thought .... (2 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 13:57:06, 03 Nov
  • I feel sorry for Jamie Gittens as he looked promising .... (10 replies) - Cold Palmer - 13:56:06, 03 Nov
  • Jadon Sancho seems to be taking another year off . Unpaid this time ! (10 replies) - LarryDavid - 13:15:51, 03 Nov
  • I think Hyrox people have overtaken Vegans in the boring stakes (22 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 12:18:30, 03 Nov
  • Who are these hackers targeting refrigeration. UK meat industry now been targeted. (10 replies) - MHL13 - 12:13:46, 03 Nov
  • Absolutely tragic. As for the goalie-he must face .... (19 replies) - Butch - 11:45:52, 03 Nov
  • On the avian subject today I managed a Robin. 1 veg 1 mustard > 3 veg > 5 veg. (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 11:43:22, 03 Nov
  • Still 3 years left in his deal but Josh Acheampong deserves another deal .... (7 replies) - oldboy - 11:25:32, 03 Nov
  • New rumored James Bond Callum Turner is proper chelsea (8 replies) - oldboy - 10:52:53, 03 Nov
  • How about some nice birds ? My latest .... (17 replies) - Ticinoblue - 10:20:12, 03 Nov
  • See West Ham have sacked their manager' .... (4 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 09:33:47, 03 Nov
  • On this day in 1978, The Jam released one of the greatest albums ever, All Mod Cons, and on .... (17 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 09:20:32, 03 Nov
  • Birdie - after 1 yellow from first 2 guesses :o (1 replies) - Swole Palmer - 09:00:08, 03 Nov
  • How do they sync the touch of the pass to position of the player at that exact moment? Is that just a visual .... (10 replies) - SW6 1HS - 08:46:58, 03 Nov
  • "Medical condition has worsened neurologically" for that poor Tenerife player .... (12 replies) - mff ★ - 07:31:36, 03 Nov
  • Role model my arse! He shafted us in the Cup final: .... (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 07:07:15, 03 Nov
  • Do you think Football is overpushed these days ? .... (11 replies) - Voltaire returns - 01:53:04, 03 Nov
  • How the fark did we beat Man United? They are 5hite! .... (3 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 00:28:53, 03 Nov
  • Mackems Away, hate them for the League Cup days! .... (3 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 00:21:58, 03 Nov
  • Wanna go to Forest Away, well Im an old git? Will the Chelsea Yoof buy up the tickets cos its .... (1 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 00:15:07, 03 Nov
  • Is this site coming unglued? Posting in Classic is now OK, and .... (2 replies) - MattNY - 00:05:20, 03 Nov


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