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  • At least we won't be relegated. Everything little thing gonna be alright .... (1 replies) - Cheshire blue - 13:01:32, 30 Dec
  • This whole notion of us being a 'Player Brokerage Business' makes no sense. .... (5 replies) - Mj 24 - 12:54:19, 30 Dec
  • Jose Mourinho (0 replies) - PalmerAgain COTW - 12:52:53, 30 Dec
  • Rafael Benitez .... (6 replies) - Kalumiana - 12:51:13, 30 Dec
  • After the draw with Arsenal I thought we turned a corner. Now another year of .... (2 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 12:48:02, 30 Dec
  • Shirley the route to those investors making money out of the cloob is us winning fings? (4 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 12:41:19, 30 Dec
  • He best not fark about with the team tonight with City in mind. Go strong .... (3 replies) - Papa Elf - 12:38:45, 30 Dec
  • Liam Rosenior .... (3 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 12:25:56, 30 Dec
  • Not sure how reliable .... (10 replies) - Care3 - 12:19:01, 30 Dec
  • What is Clearlake's goal? .... (2 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 12:18:52, 30 Dec
  • Major disruption on the Eurostar tunnel (2 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 11:58:31, 30 Dec
  • Deal agreed - Brennan Johnson £35M to Palace [presumably Spurs are bringing in a new striker] (4 replies) - Hertsblue - 11:50:15, 30 Dec
  • Clattenburgs view on the Maatsen hand ball. I have no idea why anyone would .... (8 replies) - tapas - 11:20:55, 30 Dec
  • Bournemouth have gone 9 games without league win (5 replies) - batt45 - 11:12:50, 30 Dec
  • People still moaning that the players we have aren't good enough eh? .... (7 replies) - MHL13 - 11:01:01, 30 Dec
  • I mean, here's the problem.. .... (21 replies) - Fitzchiv - 10:22:52, 30 Dec
  • Is FCT compiling a Jan window list of players linked ? .... (6 replies) - Hertsblue - 10:13:47, 30 Dec
  • According to Baldy on Sky Sports .... (4 replies) - Magic Hat - 10:10:47, 30 Dec
  • If [a big if] the club are looking to recruit players with more physicality and athleticism .... (9 replies) - Hertsblue - 09:55:49, 30 Dec
  • Who would you bet on to score as a sub guiu George or delap .... (13 replies) - Tuscanblue - 09:35:52, 30 Dec
  • Amazed that Maatsen handball was not given as a penalty .... (1 replies) - oldboy - 09:34:09, 30 Dec
  • So we create the second most big chances in the prem . Not boring .... (2 replies) - Tuscanblue - 09:32:10, 30 Dec
  • With any luck semenya .... (0 replies) - Fatty foulkes - 09:24:04, 30 Dec
  • The crowd reaction to any dodgy substitutions could be interesting this evening. ;-) (0 replies) - Mourinho0405 - 09:18:16, 30 Dec
  • City realised savino wasnt good enough so got rid and .... (3 replies) - chelseaboyo - 09:18:12, 30 Dec
  • Most big chances created by PL sides this season: .... (6 replies) - Hertsblue - 08:13:08, 30 Dec
  • SOTD The Video .... (1 replies) - Carefree - 08:04:36, 30 Dec
  • Morning matchday Motsy wherever you may be! COME ON YOU BLEUS!!! Let's duwum!!! (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 07:45:25, 30 Dec
  • Just leaving Edinburgh .... (2 replies) - PQS - 07:44:30, 30 Dec
  • Where is Todd boehly?? .... (6 replies) - Bluepostie - 07:36:49, 30 Dec
  • Thought I'd watch the presser. "First question, how important is it to end the year on a high?" .... (5 replies) - bigmidget - 07:22:02, 30 Dec
  • One under par three for Wordle, and one under for the week (5 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 07:14:16, 30 Dec
  • James and Cas .... (1 replies) - RON - 03:29:25, 30 Dec
  • Every team has their unique weaknesses (some being subtle) and unique strengths (also .... (2 replies) - Andy S - 02:55:18, 30 Dec
  • You can stick your Napoli buses from the port up your arse! .... (0 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 00:50:26, 30 Dec
  • Gotta be "We are the Chelsea and we are the best " .... (0 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 00:43:52, 30 Dec
  • Is Uber or Bolt best in Naples? I am farked if I can do a 2 hour tour of the Naples M25 before .... (0 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 00:37:42, 30 Dec
  • A few years ago, I dont do the bet now, Chelsea were 1/10 to beat Bournemouth! .... (0 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 00:24:59, 30 Dec
  • If it's the clip saying you pay my prize money, then not really that bad is it... .... (0 replies) - Dave - 00:24:37, 30 Dec
  • COME ON CHELSEA COME ON CHELSEA!!! (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 23:57:19, 29 Dec
  • Conor Gallagher .... (0 replies) - ZenBlue - 23:51:11, 29 Dec
  • Some of the darts this year have been quality I must say (0 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 23:34:56, 29 Dec
  • Strasbourg interested in a loan for James McAtee [not us] (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 23:24:55, 29 Dec
  • Abramovich reached an agreement with the Govt on the use of funds. It was signed off by .... (6 replies) - tapas - 23:16:22, 29 Dec
  • Has everyone calm down now? .... (5 replies) - lalaleks - 22:59:05, 29 Dec
  • Should of kept Jackson and played him wide simple as that .... (4 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 22:50:28, 29 Dec
  • Vot ist all dis talk ov zee germans! (0 replies) - B★TC - 22:46:45, 29 Dec
  • Littler; what a twat, coming out with that >> .... (7 replies) - Sir Lancelotti - 22:43:24, 29 Dec
  • Littler...what a jack sprat! (0 replies) - Ze Germans - 22:43:19, 29 Dec
  • Wtf is this ballers league nonsense on Sky ? .... (2 replies) - Dave - 22:41:19, 29 Dec
  • Luke showing his age .. just told the crowd you pay for my prize money :-0 .... (4 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 22:41:08, 29 Dec
  • Rob cross v Luke the nuke what a match (7 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 22:34:29, 29 Dec
  • Frank lost 0:2 to Ipswich at home. Boro lost too, he gets a breather from that. (1 replies) - BornAblue - 22:08:57, 29 Dec
  • This time tomorrow night, everything will be alright again untill the city game !! (5 replies) - gary stanley - 21:56:34, 29 Dec
  • Joshua was very lucky [lost his fitness and conditioning coaches] .... (3 replies) - Hertsblue - 21:54:30, 29 Dec
  • Bromley top of Division 2. Great achievement (3 replies) - Butch - 21:47:44, 29 Dec
  • The reaction to Saturday's loss is a mystery to me (Toyah). I totally get the angst at .... (37 replies) - tapas - 21:19:22, 29 Dec
  • Lavia's injury problems have been a major reason that we are no longer contenders .... (8 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 21:17:30, 29 Dec
  • Barca asked Lewy top scoring goals so as to avoid paying Bayern bonuses. Lol! .... (12 replies) - BornAblue - 20:43:41, 29 Dec
  • We have turned to crypto .... (2 replies) - Laiza - 20:43:37, 29 Dec
  • Whats happened at Norwich ? For years used to be promotion / relegation perennials (3 replies) - Hertsblue - 20:37:37, 29 Dec
  • Forced meself to watch the beginning ov Murder On The Orient Express and tis still total ballacks including Ke .... (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 20:27:36, 29 Dec
  • Hopefully nobody dared to ask Maresca anything on tactics or substitutions this time .... (3 replies) - MaldenBlue - 20:27:30, 29 Dec
  • Kompany is the perfect example that when a manager is .... (7 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 20:25:38, 29 Dec
  • Well FCT cursing Lampard he wants him to join us,now Coventry 2-0 down .... (15 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 19:46:49, 29 Dec
  • Semenyo to City almost done. Thats how a serious club operates .... (12 replies) - oldboy - 19:40:09, 29 Dec
  • I swear I'm a jinx. Switched Coventry Vs Ipswich on and immediately saw Ipswich score. (4 replies) - Fitzchiv - 19:32:16, 29 Dec
  • This Lavia fiasco is a joke. Move him on although .... (14 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 19:13:18, 29 Dec
  • Wolves have managed 2 draws so far ..guess which teams????? .... (10 replies) - Mario stanic - 18:57:19, 29 Dec
  • Would imagine there will be a few PL clubs trying to prize Carl Rushworth .... #transfers (2 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 18:57:15, 29 Dec
  • How come Coventry/Ipswich is a 6pm ko? (5 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 18:40:21, 29 Dec
  • Wouldn't it have made more sense to start Fofana vs villa and rest him vs Bournemouth .... (9 replies) - oldboy - 18:27:36, 29 Dec
  • Have a spare ticket for tomorrow night mhl (3 replies) - cockneyblue - 18:16:11, 29 Dec
  • And now for something completely different, another cliff fall - if this continues I will have a sea view! .... (4 replies) - Baldfatlimey - 18:06:06, 29 Dec
  • Chelsea have money to spend in January but won't be spending .... (9 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 18:03:41, 29 Dec
  • Can cup tickets be forwarded in ticket app or is it just league games? .... (2 replies) - bill55bill★ - 17:59:38, 29 Dec
  • Super Franks Coventry against Ipswich now (1 replies) - London is only Blue - 17:57:30, 29 Dec
  • Ticket forwarding question. I'm trying to forward a ticket to my pal who's a season ticket holder do he can .... (4 replies) - tapas - 17:52:13, 29 Dec
  • Arf. Dopiest handball you'll see in the Zimbabwe v South Africa game. .... (3 replies) - Persil - 17:40:08, 29 Dec
  • Lay off the fags Maurizio. .... (2 replies) - Better Call Saul - 17:31:33, 29 Dec
  • Looking likely that I will have a spare corporate ticket tomorrow night. (2 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 17:24:59, 29 Dec
  • The Shadow Attorney General no less. Lol! .... (2 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 17:24:33, 29 Dec
  • So what do we do with Mudryk? (16 replies) - The Les Fridge fan club - 17:13:16, 29 Dec
  • For all the moaning on here about Gittens, I hope he starts tomorrow and gets a run in the team .... (25 replies) - MHL13 - 17:13:10, 29 Dec
  • Brilliant game of darts. Aspinall on the brink of going out (1 replies) - Gazzad - 16:41:14, 29 Dec
  • Cricket fans. Lovely to watch the South Africa T20 mostly because the fans #cricket .... (0 replies) - Butch - 16:35:34, 29 Dec
  • So who's at fault for our woes since clearlake took over? Let's be honest it's a complete mess .... (18 replies) - chelseaboyo - 16:24:24, 29 Dec
  • Great goal by Maswanhisi for zimbabwe. Surely we have to buy him now (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 16:22:33, 29 Dec
  • Right Now .... (1 replies) - RON - 16:12:53, 29 Dec
  • Pedro Neto .... (5 replies) - Kalumiana - 16:06:54, 29 Dec
  • One misplaced pass was all it took for this place to go delirious, sadly after they scored hea .... (8 replies) - Dude - 15:58:48, 29 Dec
  • Leaked maresca team talk .... (4 replies) - batt45 - 15:33:32, 29 Dec
  • Assuming Maresca is a bad coach so why .... (18 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 15:27:06, 29 Dec
  • Wonder if Joe Cole thinks Maatsen was a handball...he d probably say no. (1 replies) - lalaleks - 15:13:49, 29 Dec
  • Corrr we play again tomorrow (2 replies) - batt45 - 15:13:36, 29 Dec
  • The problem with our attackers and defenders are .... (13 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 15:10:44, 29 Dec
  • Delusion is thinking Maresca is going to be able to motivate this green bunch against varying opponents. .... (2 replies) - Cornish Blue - 15:08:18, 29 Dec
  • I'd be a yes man on £4m a year with potential bonuses added on .... (9 replies) - Cheshire blue - 15:02:09, 29 Dec
  • The jokes write themselves .... (1 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 14:54:27, 29 Dec
  • Manager seems to have lost faith in Hato, Estevao and Josh (6 replies) - lalaleks - 14:39:57, 29 Dec
  • Am at Huddersfield Vs Northampton tonight, hopefully Leo has a blinder .... (0 replies) - WhiteWall - 14:39:24, 29 Dec
  • Unless the ownership group allow the clubs coach a greater say in club policy, are we likely to .... (2 replies) - Hertsblue - 14:39:09, 29 Dec
  • Anyone who thinks we will progress with the .... (3 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 14:27:23, 29 Dec
  • Whats this Players Donation Fee .... (6 replies) - GazzaGee - 14:11:56, 29 Dec
  • I have concluded that this season is a farce .... (5 replies) - Bojas4Blues - 14:09:36, 29 Dec
  • Behind the red scouse after their run and beating them is a poor sign. (1 replies) - McCulto - 14:09:18, 29 Dec
  • How can Gittens be worth £55m whilst we send Leo out on .... (10 replies) - Butch - 14:02:40, 29 Dec
  • No Rumour Mill on .... (0 replies) - Laiza - 13:59:05, 29 Dec
  • The reality is there's never been a bigger misuse of funds than what our SD's did since they .... (28 replies) - CFC Blue - 13:58:01, 29 Dec
  • Biggest concern for me is how much say does Maresca have on picking players? He is always .... (8 replies) - Gartski83 - 13:52:34, 29 Dec
  • Top of the league still looking to improve meanwhile... .... (2 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 13:50:11, 29 Dec
  • Family of 4 in Nero. All 4 looking at their phones-not a word spoken between them! (7 replies) - Butch - 13:46:46, 29 Dec
  • Worst fans in the world! (5 replies) - tapas - 13:44:06, 29 Dec
  • So Maresca doesnt know why we keep losing after taking leads. Refutes its anything to do .... (14 replies) - Alec Busheel - 13:37:35, 29 Dec
  • anthony Joshua involved in a car accident where 2 people have died. (3 replies) - SW6 1HS - 13:15:39, 29 Dec
  • If money is very tight (it is) and Cucu has a potential hamstring issue or even .... (10 replies) - Butch - 13:14:37, 29 Dec
  • When Chelsea and Maresca part ways, it's guaranteed to be Liam Rosenior purely because of the .... (10 replies) - Cheshire blue - 13:12:51, 29 Dec
  • Would be nice if maresca dressed as a woman tomorrow, considering he has turned us into a panto (4 replies) - batt45 - 13:10:13, 29 Dec
  • Expect a load of rotation tomorrow .... (3 replies) - Care3 - 13:09:10, 29 Dec
  • Arse tix hidden in this new reserved tickets section on ticket management page .... #politics (2 replies) - Blue Harvs - 12:54:31, 29 Dec
  • Owners .... (4 replies) - Andy - 12:53:40, 29 Dec
  • A list of coaches with a decent record of developing young players .... (11 replies) - Hertsblue - 12:40:28, 29 Dec
  • Arf .... (3 replies) - bezz - 12:31:06, 29 Dec
  • Had the flu over Christmas so have barely commented on recent results .... (21 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 12:24:49, 29 Dec
  • I saw this on FB, interesting .... #lineups (6 replies) - Don Kuso - 12:19:56, 29 Dec
  • Someone posted a few weeks asking why we wanted Maresca gone because the person thought Maresca .... (1 replies) - In The True Blue Blood - 12:14:50, 29 Dec
  • I'm surprised the press haven't picked up more on the fact that Maresca appears to be the .... (38 replies) - Fitzchiv - 12:05:23, 29 Dec
  • Tickets onsale at Charlton if you have a previous .... (2 replies) - ENGLAND AWAY - 12:03:18, 29 Dec
  • The additional scrutiny and pressure around Maresca came from his 48 hour comment .... (7 replies) - nottodayokay - 11:58:41, 29 Dec
  • NFL Spoiler .... (2 replies) - JamesyBoy - 11:52:29, 29 Dec
  • anyone got a good place to park - normally park off north end road just past three kings pub but .... (1 replies) - Somerset Blue - 11:48:01, 29 Dec
  • It really irks that quite aside from charging £60 for a league cup game, all be it a .... (5 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 11:39:32, 29 Dec
  • When Estevao first arrived I was criticised for wanting him to play , people saying he needs to .... (25 replies) - I miss the Drog - 11:38:16, 29 Dec
  • Anyone else having an issue buying Arsenal tickets? (4 replies) - SW6 1HS - 11:21:53, 29 Dec
  • Home Record for Calendar Year played 20 Won 12 Drew 4 Lost 4 .... (2 replies) - Noisia - 11:17:40, 29 Dec
  • Forget any PL ambitions with Maresca. .... (4 replies) - MotoBlue - 11:16:21, 29 Dec
  • "Everybody has a mouth until they get punched in the plan" as demonstrated by Gooner fans every .... (2 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 11:11:54, 29 Dec
  • Recreate the experience of dining at Wagamama by eating a Pot Noodle in a train station waiting .... (5 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 11:06:00, 29 Dec
  • The Conference League, we were the only team in it and The CWC right now isnt worth a rub. The .... (10 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 11:02:54, 29 Dec
  • Can anyone recommend a nice romantic restaurant near the ground? .... (16 replies) - Nevinheaven - 10:10:00, 29 Dec
  • Do you trust the process?? .... (12 replies) - BluetifulGameFan - 10:07:49, 29 Dec
  • Semenyo final game before joining City (oh who we play after Bmth) what could go possibly wrong .... (7 replies) - Noisia - 10:06:50, 29 Dec
  • So many Brazilian players named Igor these days (1 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 09:58:29, 29 Dec
  • Looking at at our 12 signings in 24/25 only Neto is a regular starter .... #transfers (11 replies) - Hertsblue - 09:51:18, 29 Dec
  • Why are we playing Bournemouth twice in one month? (2 replies) - KalousOffsideAgain - 09:50:02, 29 Dec
  • Not a lot happening with city's charges. (2 replies) - chelseaboyo - 09:48:47, 29 Dec
  • Mike Tyson once said " you can plan all you want until you get punched in the face" .... (3 replies) - Alec Busheel - 09:21:12, 29 Dec
  • Early heads up for those worrying about City Away......don't worry because .... (13 replies) - Papa Elf - 09:14:01, 29 Dec
  • High "young" player turnover at Strasbourg also [what do they expect] .... #transfers (2 replies) - Hertsblue - 09:13:04, 29 Dec
  • Anyone got the stat on Delaps yellows since joining? Apparently has 15, that is wild (8 replies) - TheValenciaBlue - 09:12:56, 29 Dec
  • New stadium! An idea. .... (15 replies) - BluetifulGameFan - 09:02:38, 29 Dec
  • Is Lavia being unavailable .... (8 replies) - Bluepostie - 08:58:29, 29 Dec
  • Final point as mentioned below even stevie wonder .... (0 replies) - B★TC - 08:50:23, 29 Dec
  • Just watched his post game interview he .... (2 replies) - B★TC - 08:46:52, 29 Dec
  • Maybe this country isn't so bad after all. I've lost my wallet twice in the last two weeks and .... (5 replies) - SW6 1HS - 08:39:02, 29 Dec
  • biggest issue of all, besides transfers; players who've been here a long time ARE NOT improving .... (0 replies) - Noisia - 08:35:17, 29 Dec
  • Nathan Ake for £20 mil. Bargain. (6 replies) - mrtamblingman - 07:49:16, 29 Dec
  • Par four for me on Wordle. (3 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 07:17:06, 29 Dec
  • Main Chelsea objective .... (5 replies) - Kalumiana - 06:42:52, 29 Dec
  • Villa game .... (2 replies) - Kasual - 06:02:35, 29 Dec
  • Go Niners! but it was more like a basketball game, no defending! (3 replies) - Silicon Steve - 04:52:19, 29 Dec


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