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  • How useless has Grealish become? Apart from a couple of flashes of skill in the first 10mins, .... (12 replies) - Butch - 12:15:34, 19 Oct
  • Poverty chanting... .... (7 replies) - His name is Tommy Baldwin - 12:09:52, 19 Oct
  • the Rodgers incident did make me wonder have two players ever been sent off for the same tackle? .... (3 replies) - Under the Bridge - 11:57:16, 19 Oct
  • Reports Alex scott what do you guys think should we sign .... #transfers (7 replies) - WinATallCosts - 11:49:33, 19 Oct
  • I know this site loves to whine about refs, but credit to Tierney for his handling of the .... (13 replies) - Butch - 11:44:59, 19 Oct
  • Maiko Hamano's goal yesterday looked unexceptional until you see it from behind .... (7 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 11:23:03, 19 Oct
  • SSN Ref Watch. Embarrassing. Desperately seeking reds for Rogers and Palmer .... (5 replies) - Blue Harvs - 11:22:10, 19 Oct
  • A couple of observations from the weekends game. We looked far more like a team than .... (4 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 11:15:16, 19 Oct
  • anyone got a yahoo.co.uk email address? Is it working? (8 replies) - V R Lee - 10:54:07, 19 Oct
  • Mate out in San Fran now has Timo Werner as his neighbour.. .... (12 replies) - Dave - 10:22:27, 19 Oct
  • VARs should not be manned by PGMOL refs .... (1 replies) - lablublu - 10:11:18, 19 Oct
  • We cant leave spaces in the midfield against Spurs. They have a lot of runners. .... (12 replies) - Itachi - 10:10:48, 19 Oct
  • Kavuma McQueen getting rave reviews from pompey fans .... (2 replies) - Bluewex - 09:09:23, 19 Oct
  • Brighton GD +18 after 7 games. Quite a team this season .... (5 replies) - oldboy - 09:07:18, 19 Oct
  • I curse our ill luck with injuries. Imagine having Henderson and Caicedo fit and firing from .... (10 replies) - In The True Blue Blood - 08:36:17, 19 Oct
  • Was that our best team we put out on Saturday .... (24 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 08:10:11, 19 Oct
  • Excluding Bruno Fernandes, who is a one-off, .... (8 replies) - Andy S - 03:29:51, 19 Oct
  • My wife wants to get tickets for the new production of Les Miserables which starts next August. Why bother! (7 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 01:30:38, 19 Oct
  • Thinking about how bad Wirtz has become, I remember what very expensive German lemons .... (2 replies) - Andy S - 01:05:55, 19 Oct
  • Unfortunately, I wouldnt be surprised if the incredibly corrupt Infantino .... (3 replies) - Andy S - 00:40:20, 19 Oct
  • Rumors about Estevaos discontent keep popping up, and Barcelona have been sniffing around, the .... (8 replies) - Andy S - 00:24:09, 19 Oct
  • Bored** Just put GB news on, I am almost transfixed by 'the peoples news channel' .... (28 replies) - Bluemonday - 23:06:40, 18 Oct
  • Silly cow (14 replies) - Freo ★ - 20:52:25, 18 Oct
  • Why are people getting excited about the Gomez goal? .... (2 replies) - V R Lee - 20:49:22, 18 Oct
  • Just see brightons score .. makes are result impressive tbf they are flying (5 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 20:16:28, 18 Oct
  • Noni ffs typical and a deflection otherwise never going in (1 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 20:13:48, 18 Oct
  • Thicko on millionaire (2 replies) - batt45 - 20:08:31, 18 Oct
  • Highly satisfactory weekend overall. The win, of course, and away to a team that has played well at home. .... (7 replies) - MattNY - 19:58:12, 18 Oct
  • Two shockers this weekend for VAR .... (10 replies) - The Les Fridge fan club - 19:45:04, 18 Oct
  • Watched that Arsenal game out the corner of my eye. They were always .... (9 replies) - tapas - 19:31:43, 18 Oct
  • Too bad. Coventry v Fulham on Saturday makes Man U in the bottom 3 impossible. .... (1 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 19:13:58, 18 Oct
  • 32 times! .... (1 replies) - Cold Palmer - 19:11:37, 18 Oct
  • For the nth time ffs tired of arsenal getting these 1 nill wins. .... (2 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 19:06:42, 18 Oct
  • We need to become too aggressive during set-peices. (4 replies) - MUZOORA - 19:06:22, 18 Oct
  • Ha, McRone to address the French shortly. That should be inspirational. .... (2 replies) - Veritas - 19:06:05, 18 Oct
  • This is in Spain.. .... (6 replies) - Cold Palmer - 18:54:43, 18 Oct
  • Arse are not remotely entertaining,you'd think .... (2 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 18:41:50, 18 Oct
  • That Forest display is certainly s decent blueprint to stop this objectionable disgusting .... (7 replies) - Veritas - 18:35:40, 18 Oct
  • Palmer interacting with Everton ballboys, probably get slagged off for that. (7 replies) - Silicon Steve - 18:33:41, 18 Oct
  • the ars will get their comeuppance it's a long season (5 replies) - grandadbill - 18:25:59, 18 Oct
  • Lucky, snidey chunts. Did not deserve a deflected goal. (2 replies) - V R Lee - 18:24:57, 18 Oct
  • How do referees only see pushes and fouls when Arsenal are defending corners. (1 replies) - ReverendJim - 18:24:46, 18 Oct
  • So forest get punished for a foul from a corner ???? (0 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 18:24:35, 18 Oct
  • Selective refereeing to say the least (1 replies) - WSL is louder than MHL - 18:24:30, 18 Oct
  • Won't score anything with Delap playing upnfront (4 replies) - des-alley - 18:23:36, 18 Oct
  • Brilliant by Murillo. Just too high (0 replies) - V R Lee - 18:22:29, 18 Oct
  • Great effort by Murillio. That would have been lovely (0 replies) - Butch - 18:22:21, 18 Oct
  • 3 mins. LOL (0 replies) - Veritas - 18:22:03, 18 Oct
  • FFS - thank god we dont have to watch that ponderous bowlarks any more .... (0 replies) - WSL is louder than MHL - 18:20:19, 18 Oct
  • Fark sake. Top striker gets a shot away there. Wood had ages. (1 replies) - ReverendJim - 18:19:59, 18 Oct
  • Fark . Golden opportunity you Donkey! (0 replies) - V R Lee - 18:19:56, 18 Oct
  • So, Forest zero home goals this season. That's it then. (1 replies) - DecreeNumber889 - 18:18:42, 18 Oct
  • So what happened to keeping the flag down for tight offsides? Its farkin ridiculous (7 replies) - Dave Lino Mitchell - 18:16:29, 18 Oct
  • Only slightly deflected says A Townsend (1 replies) - Jasim - 18:13:55, 18 Oct
  • Nice when you're are aided by the officials week in week out. (2 replies) - Vialli Nove - 18:13:08, 18 Oct
  • Madueke, super likeable chap (1 replies) - Fiscal Cashflow - 18:12:49, 18 Oct
  • Sky comms a tad over excited about 'the champions' scoring! Chants (2 replies) - BlueHayes - 18:11:41, 18 Oct
  • Farking gooner karnts. Cue the delight from the commentary team. (0 replies) - ReverendJim - 18:11:22, 18 Oct
  • Loathsome karnts (2 replies) - WSL is louder than MHL - 18:10:38, 18 Oct
  • Chunts (0 replies) - V R Lee - 18:10:16, 18 Oct
  • Now it's time to give them dodgy free kicks (0 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 18:06:10, 18 Oct
  • No way was that offside (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 18:05:08, 18 Oct
  • Not offside (3 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 18:03:53, 18 Oct
  • Anyone got a gif of the Tarkovski block on Moises? (6 replies) - V R Lee - 17:59:09, 18 Oct
  • this game, geez. Both sides might as well have just taken 15 corners each at the start, then gone home. (0 replies) - Under the Bridge - 17:58:42, 18 Oct
  • Le Arse looking a lot mor ebeatable this season. If they slip up here today I can see the fumbling this season (3 replies) - bluemikey - 17:50:38, 18 Oct
  • Loads of upsets in the college football yesterday, tap tap. (7 replies) - Silicon Steve - 17:50:29, 18 Oct
  • Nothing different about that foul by Madueke than the one by Rice, one's a yellow, the other not. (0 replies) - ReverendJim - 17:43:48, 18 Oct
  • Delap having a good game (11 replies) - MBLUE - 17:41:25, 18 Oct
  • A big sigh of relief. Emi has had successful jaw surgery and should be back in a few weeks (as .... (0 replies) - Andy S - 17:28:13, 18 Oct
  • So quick to book Williams for Forest but Rice fouls on edge of the box for a shooting opportunity . .... (8 replies) - Dave Lino Mitchell - 17:17:58, 18 Oct
  • Hit his shoulder (0 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 17:16:24, 18 Oct
  • Farkin ball hit him on the shoulder, cheating scum (0 replies) - des-alley - 17:16:23, 18 Oct
  • Didnt take long for Konya to become a absolutely total karnt (0 replies) - WSL is louder than MHL - 17:15:13, 18 Oct
  • Declan Rice plays the man. Free kick but no card.... (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:14:46, 18 Oct
  • It seems Arsenal still getting every decision go their way. (1 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 17:13:28, 18 Oct
  • The saying should be "to know one's Arsenal from their elbows" (0 replies) - ReverendJim - 17:12:32, 18 Oct
  • Absolutely no point in singing about Arsenal cheating. It is the responsibility of the .... (2 replies) - Veritas - 17:11:22, 18 Oct
  • another elbow makes contact.... (0 replies) - V R Lee - 17:09:01, 18 Oct
  • Surprised Callum Hudson Odoi is not playing .... (0 replies) - Terminator777 - 17:08:57, 18 Oct
  • Saka (1 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 17:06:35, 18 Oct
  • My wish list for January: Mosquera & Endrick (1 replies) - MUZOORA - 17:02:17, 18 Oct
  • The Arsenal corner rule again they should never have got away with it last year (0 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 16:53:27, 18 Oct
  • The more you look at that Tarkowski shoulder barge that lead to the spat with Rogers, the more it should have .... (3 replies) - ReverendJim - 16:53:02, 18 Oct
  • No reds for arse this season again then (1 replies) - Vialli Nove - 16:52:51, 18 Oct
  • Konsa led with his elbow and got him in the ear, no VAR for a potential red .... (1 replies) - Tala - 16:51:53, 18 Oct
  • Led with his elbow there. Nasty. (0 replies) - Persil - 16:51:36, 18 Oct
  • 4 Goons pulling at 3 different Forest players. Goons get FK!? (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 16:51:31, 18 Oct
  • Ridiculous to blow for an Arsenal free kick at that corner (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:51:11, 18 Oct
  • Brighton are gonna win the/2027 Premier League Title In 6 or 7 years (2 replies) - wheres wallace - 16:48:11, 18 Oct
  • V Everton .... (0 replies) - L of the shed - 16:48:03, 18 Oct
  • Our win against Brighton looks pretty decent now, especially as we account for 80% of the goals they've .... (1 replies) - ReverendJim - 16:46:49, 18 Oct
  • There's a nice little pop-up art gallery in the Fulham Broadway centre. Some Chelsea stuff in there too. (0 replies) - Ricardinho - 16:42:23, 18 Oct
  • Reckon Peter Reid had been enjoying the corporate hospitality before this .... (3 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 16:36:41, 18 Oct
  • Good old Sky. Alan Smith co comms for Arsenal game. Ridiculous. (0 replies) - Dave Lino Mitchell - 16:31:06, 18 Oct
  • So we've got the Matthew Harding Stand. If we were to go like some other clubs and .... (5 replies) - Persil - 16:29:16, 18 Oct
  • Can Delap score winner against Arsenal please:) (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 16:24:14, 18 Oct
  • 10 points up on last seasons equivalent fixtures (1 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 16:24:06, 18 Oct
  • Ahanor .... (2 replies) - busterjug - 16:12:41, 18 Oct
  • Could Brighton pull off shock of the season and win the premier league? .... (7 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 16:10:57, 18 Oct
  • CHO no longer a starter? (3 replies) - ZenBlue - 16:10:27, 18 Oct
  • Odds of Delap scoring a winner today? (2 replies) - bluemikey - 16:09:57, 18 Oct
  • Just think we helped fund that Brighton team which is crazy (5 replies) - Cold Palmer - 15:59:57, 18 Oct
  • Any chance Forest get a point? .... (7 replies) - V R Lee - 15:57:23, 18 Oct
  • Palace will go down - worst team I've seen in the PL this season, sadly. (2 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 15:56:49, 18 Oct
  • Just when I thought I couldn't hate Leeds any more (3 replies) - Dave - 15:53:36, 18 Oct
  • Are the Everton fans still booing? Met some proper salty karnts after the game n all (2 replies) - Cheshire blue - 15:43:57, 18 Oct
  • Forgot Régis Le Bris at Sunderland in the sack race. 2nd from bottom. (2 replies) - Persil - 15:40:07, 18 Oct
  • The City women's game much better than expected (0 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 15:24:28, 18 Oct
  • Don't think Sage has much thyme...... (11 replies) - Persil - 15:12:50, 18 Oct
  • Don't get all the attention paid by commentator and cameras to our dead ball coach yesterday. .... (1 replies) - Muzhik with Money - 15:12:19, 18 Oct
  • Brighton 4 now (0 replies) - bluemonsieur - 15:09:52, 18 Oct
  • Know it's still early days but can Brighton finished in CL spot with .... (0 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 15:05:48, 18 Oct
  • Aston Villa's new GK seems good from what I have seen of him. (4 replies) - Chelsea Del - 14:53:47, 18 Oct
  • leeds have been utter tomtite (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:48:14, 18 Oct
  • Palace are a mess. Their new fella has to be a candidate for first in sack race. Mind you it's .... (5 replies) - Persil - 14:44:51, 18 Oct
  • Anyone know who the commentator is with Andy Townsend? (0 replies) - goiko - 14:43:42, 18 Oct
  • Only tuning in for the 2pms. Wow, that goal from Gomez is class (0 replies) - LampShade - 14:42:28, 18 Oct
  • Haven't got a clue what formation united are playing. But they look better .... (1 replies) - chelseaboyo - 14:39:41, 18 Oct
  • 3rd time lucky for Mbeumo (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:36:34, 18 Oct
  • Ampadu is such a great passer of the ball (0 replies) - nottodayokay - 14:35:56, 18 Oct
  • Ahorno is our player right? He looks decent and tidy (1 replies) - mikirol50 - 14:34:25, 18 Oct
  • Ladies doing well again 6-2. KTBFFH (2 replies) - KBL007 - 14:32:37, 18 Oct
  • Brighton GD is +16.......totes amazeballs (0 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 14:29:19, 18 Oct
  • More teams should try their luck from far out, with GK out of the goal... .... (0 replies) - Dave - 14:27:19, 18 Oct
  • That was dirty on Santos (0 replies) - V R Lee - 14:21:11, 18 Oct
  • Could easily see both the Palace and United managers sacked today (1 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 14:19:59, 18 Oct
  • Arf! That's quite the jump. From 8 to 21 orange cards overnight! I've clearly upset some .... (9 replies) - Persil - 14:16:11, 18 Oct
  • How useless are Palace (0 replies) - geordiegirl - 14:15:56, 18 Oct
  • Brighton already 3-0 up! .... (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 14:14:38, 18 Oct
  • Farkin Ada! Palace 3 downing 10 minutes to Brighton! (1 replies) - Persil - 14:11:21, 18 Oct
  • Jesus, palace 3 down within 10 minutes in the 'they/them' derby (3 replies) - Dave - 14:11:11, 18 Oct
  • I still don't get the vitriol directed at Bompastor. She has done reasonably well imo.Yes, last .... (3 replies) - In The True Blue Blood - 14:08:58, 18 Oct
  • Goal of the season right there (1 replies) - Dave - 14:07:48, 18 Oct
  • I'm 4 wins into a 13 fold ACCA, £2 sake, pays £98,600, wish me luck... .... (3 replies) - Dave - 14:06:32, 18 Oct
  • 8k attendance for the women, things looking up? .... (0 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 14:00:27, 18 Oct
  • Lovely (0 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 13:48:59, 18 Oct
  • Six of the best. (1 replies) - bovis messroom - 13:48:50, 18 Oct
  • ellie!!!! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 13:48:46, 18 Oct
  • Six! Bang tidy finish (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 13:48:19, 18 Oct
  • That was poor by Walsh there (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 13:44:45, 18 Oct
  • Wow - take a bow! (0 replies) - Swole Palmer - 13:44:40, 18 Oct
  • Thats an outstanding goal! Spurs consolation poor defending (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 13:44:28, 18 Oct
  • Fantastic (0 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 13:43:59, 18 Oct
  • 5-2! (3 replies) - V R Lee - 13:43:58, 18 Oct
  • maika!!!!!!!! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 13:43:42, 18 Oct
  • WOW (0 replies) - bovis messroom - 13:43:34, 18 Oct
  • Lol! Thought that was well wide!! (2 replies) - V R Lee - 13:43:09, 18 Oct
  • Carpenter running into the box and Aggie drifts behind defenders rather than fight for near pos (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 13:42:56, 18 Oct
  • save! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 13:40:56, 18 Oct
  • Excellent save HH (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 13:40:19, 18 Oct
  • Aggie should have done better with that cross. She's way off her best (4 replies) - God Is ODJ - 13:33:10, 18 Oct
  • ***VR Lee*** Zoe just finished 4.39.32 (4 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 13:32:20, 18 Oct
  • A lot more energy this half. More passing. .... (0 replies) - IoW blue - 13:26:21, 18 Oct
  • La spursy. (1 replies) - Persil - 13:25:51, 18 Oct
  • Scorcher (0 replies) - Cycling man - 13:25:08, 18 Oct
  • Tarkowski needs to be banned .... (9 replies) - Johnny Tabasco - 13:24:40, 18 Oct
  • yesss (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 13:24:06, 18 Oct
  • FOUR (0 replies) - bovis messroom - 13:23:48, 18 Oct
  • Nice goal (0 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 13:23:30, 18 Oct
  • 4-1 cracker by Sjoeke! (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 13:23:25, 18 Oct
  • Lauren James!!!! What a player!! Shame about the fitness of her brother because he would have .... (1 replies) - In The True Blue Blood - 13:21:01, 18 Oct
  • Play on ref! (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 13:20:59, 18 Oct
  • The hangover's cleared! (0 replies) - Persil - 13:20:39, 18 Oct
  • lozza!!!!.....pure class (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 13:20:02, 18 Oct
  • ThreeLLozza (0 replies) - bovis messroom - 13:19:09, 18 Oct
  • Lozza!!!!! 3-1 (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 13:18:35, 18 Oct
  • Blue or Red the scally product is the same in Scouseland .... (0 replies) - Benches - 13:18:06, 18 Oct
  • Cole is class! .... (1 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 13:16:33, 18 Oct
  • What a beautifuuly worked goal :) (1 replies) - Swole Palmer - 13:16:05, 18 Oct
  • Would you be happy with us signing Branthwaite next year? #transfers (3 replies) - chelseaboyo - 13:15:40, 18 Oct
  • Bit like our 1st goal yesterday that (0 replies) - tapas - 13:15:16, 18 Oct
  • much better! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 13:15:01, 18 Oct
  • Ellie scores (0 replies) - bovis messroom - 13:14:43, 18 Oct
  • 2-1 very well set up by Thompson (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 13:14:28, 18 Oct
  • too much tippy tappy tomtite (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 13:11:55, 18 Oct
  • Playing like they were all out till 4 this morning drinking Prosecco. (2 replies) - Persil - 13:07:23, 18 Oct
  • still look poor (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 13:06:35, 18 Oct
  • Push up FFS ! Defenders hardly move from our box (0 replies) - LarryDavid - 13:06:14, 18 Oct
  • Need Aggie on for Mallard. .... (0 replies) - tamblingdonevilla - 12:58:10, 18 Oct
  • Awful first half from the girls. .... (0 replies) - IoW blue - 12:50:08, 18 Oct
  • Number 11 for them (Holdt) looks good. (2 replies) - Ricardinho - 12:49:42, 18 Oct
  • sort them out sonia....its been rubbish so far (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 12:49:08, 18 Oct


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