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  • I see we're off to Jakarta for another pre-season game ^^^ In a World Cup year .... (7 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 08:57:46, 30 April
  • https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cr5p4335v7qo .... (0 replies) - Otis B Driftwood - 08:57:39, 30 April
  • Wordle in 2! (2 replies) - Wolfie - 08:55:35, 30 April
  • Whats the crack with Mudders. .... (8 replies) - Magic Hat - 08:50:10, 30 April
  • Arsenal created farking nothing from open play. Horrible football team .... (5 replies) - oldboy - 08:28:58, 30 April
  • The gulf in quality of the 2 CL semi games is interesting .... (2 replies) - Master of Puppets - 08:28:12, 30 April
  • Pochettino's interview on the Overlap has confirmed that it was also his decision to leave Chelsea .... (3 replies) - oldboy - 08:24:16, 30 April
  • So both poch and Maresca leave Chelsea they were not sacked .... (12 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 08:15:20, 30 April
  • Forest tkts x2 lissted on exchange. .... (0 replies) - BLUE66 - 08:15:07, 30 April
  • All this talk of Alonso Im not convinced he is the right fit and even if he did come .... (5 replies) - Alec Busheel - 08:09:53, 30 April
  • Thursday a bit of a hump day for many... so .... (3 replies) - Voltaire returns - 08:04:06, 30 April
  • Why arsenal moaning about the penalty? He barely touch him thank fark VAR overruled it .... (1 replies) - London is only Blue - 07:53:56, 30 April
  • SOTD, who scored our goal.... .... (1 replies) - BRITTANIA ENTERANCE2 - 07:46:43, 30 April
  • Saudi's are changing strategy... .... (0 replies) - Ricardinho - 07:41:37, 30 April
  • SGC in meltdown... oh my aching sides .... (3 replies) - Kingy - 07:32:13, 30 April
  • So muders gets 4 yr ban, surely 2 tys would be fair .... (3 replies) - Nervous nelly - 07:16:20, 30 April
  • Hope the club show support for our jewish fans at our next home game (2 replies) - Nervous nelly - 07:14:12, 30 April
  • Morning All, looks like Arsenal have one foot in the CL final, I really hope A Madrid .... (11 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 07:12:11, 30 April
  • Alonso is a complete mismatch to this squad. He we should stay clear. .... (3 replies) - Itachi - 07:02:28, 30 April
  • Not sure I'll sleep tonight after that super-exciting 1-1 ........... (1 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 00:01:43, 30 April
  • Think a very difficult question would be what would u have .... (0 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 23:58:07, 29 April
  • Pure ITK. Lol! Clearly doesn't know that Iraola and Alonso have the same agent .... (0 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 23:03:57, 29 April
  • Just watched that hall of fame video with Eden hazard .. thats quality (0 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 22:55:56, 29 April
  • Not another Mudryk post ... But isn't CAS' burden of proof on the FA to prove .... (6 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 22:45:55, 29 April
  • That's now eight straight matches when Arsenal haven't scored more than a .... (3 replies) - bovis messroom - 22:40:15, 29 April
  • Fack off Arsenal (1 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 22:37:06, 29 April
  • Things you never thought you'd see: .... (1 replies) - HPBlue - 22:20:22, 29 April
  • Out of interest, what did the commentary say about Chelsea's "pens" in THAT Barca game? Was at the game and .... (1 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 22:16:58, 29 April
  • The irony of Gerrard, the biggest diver in PL history, who let out a John pitched scream at any contact in the .... (0 replies) - Brompton Road Blue - 22:12:49, 29 April
  • Pundits on RTE here in Ireland giving Eze pelters for cheating. (1 replies) - Kingy - 22:08:35, 29 April
  • Two whinny scousers and Keown - hard to find a more biased, whinging three. .... (3 replies) - Brompton Road Blue - 22:06:07, 29 April
  • The irony of them calling out simeones antics when they have arteta. (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 22:03:00, 29 April
  • Do you think the Athleti players actually pay any attention to .... (2 replies) - des-alley - 21:59:20, 29 April
  • Very good game this one too. Lacking the quality and schitt defending to make it a classic but .... (4 replies) - the blue one - 21:57:36, 29 April
  • Atleti really tired but imagine Simeone will drop his starting 11 at weekend again .... (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:52:45, 29 April
  • Just had a quick look at the highlights of our last game away to Atletico. .... #music (2 replies) - bairns - 21:52:19, 29 April
  • looked a dive, albeit he got a slight toe touch (0 replies) - bluemonsieur - 21:45:11, 29 April
  • These commentators are so cattle trucking biased. (5 replies) - Brompton Road Blue - 21:43:50, 29 April
  • wow thought that was a pen (0 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 21:43:48, 29 April
  • Cheating karnts good (2 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 21:43:28, 29 April
  • yippee (0 replies) - bluemonsieur - 21:43:12, 29 April
  • Lucky enough... I thought the longer he looked at the screen I was sure he was going to say Fek .... (0 replies) - Soames - 21:42:56, 29 April
  • Arteta players masters of dark arts (1 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 21:42:44, 29 April
  • Nah, pen for me. (8 replies) - IoW blue - 21:42:38, 29 April
  • So now book Eze (0 replies) - des-alley - 21:42:22, 29 April
  • Lego head will self combust!!!!! (0 replies) - bairns - 21:42:22, 29 April
  • Yellow card for Eze (0 replies) - Kingy - 21:42:07, 29 April
  • Honestly I thought gyokeres one wasnt but this one was. Id be a terrible ref (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:41:31, 29 April
  • What a rubbish game (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 21:41:17, 29 April
  • We'd want that tbf...would be booked for diving though lol (0 replies) - LampShade - 21:40:49, 29 April
  • Never a foul! (0 replies) - NoHasselJimmy - 21:40:46, 29 April
  • Farking diving Cheats ruining the game (0 replies) - Jaychedar - 21:40:40, 29 April
  • Never a pen (0 replies) - Blueandrew78 - 21:40:19, 29 April
  • Thats just not even close to being a foul. (0 replies) - JonnyGutteridge - 21:39:47, 29 April
  • Fcuk sake (0 replies) - Soames - 21:39:41, 29 April
  • Whoever called the divers coming on. So true (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:38:55, 29 April
  • Cheats (0 replies) - JonnyGutteridge - 21:38:49, 29 April
  • Could be 3-1 if not for spaghetti legs (0 replies) - LampShade - 21:37:36, 29 April
  • i see an unknown fan boy Modas doubled down on my posts about GG, hope those jack boots fit, or the tea towel .... (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 21:37:17, 29 April
  • Lookman FFS!! (0 replies) - DrogMan - 21:35:52, 29 April
  • Raya turning into in form De Gea (1 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 21:35:21, 29 April
  • Put it in the net ffs (0 replies) - JonnyGutteridge - 21:34:53, 29 April
  • Is it a contractual commitment that TNT have to have a thick scouser as .... (3 replies) - bairns - 21:34:30, 29 April
  • Can see why griezmann is leaving. Still has quality moments .... (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:32:43, 29 April
  • Here come the 3 divers (1 replies) - Kingy - 21:28:58, 29 April
  • So many wasted chances by AM (2 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 21:26:57, 29 April
  • Come on Athletico 2 more (1 replies) - mikirol50 - 21:19:07, 29 April
  • Thank cattle truck for for that (0 replies) - bill55bill★ - 21:18:37, 29 April
  • Get in. (0 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 21:17:30, 29 April
  • Get in (0 replies) - des-alley - 21:17:11, 29 April
  • Pen all day (0 replies) - mikirol50 - 21:17:03, 29 April
  • Come on (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 21:16:46, 29 April
  • Terrible decision, but Im here for it (5 replies) - JonnyGutteridge - 21:16:32, 29 April
  • Hand to ball (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 21:16:11, 29 April
  • How did Raya become such a good keeper? .... (1 replies) - mikirol50 - 21:15:56, 29 April
  • Raya will save it (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 21:15:52, 29 April
  • Cucurella got away with the same at the Euros tbf (0 replies) - TheValenciaBlue - 21:15:40, 29 April
  • Goal bound aswell. (0 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 21:15:27, 29 April
  • Pen all day long (0 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 21:15:23, 29 April
  • Has to be a pen if not its corrupt (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:15:04, 29 April
  • Swearing should be allowed on football commentary from 9pm (1 replies) - Cheshire blue - 21:07:25, 29 April
  • Whoever gets through this semi .... (2 replies) - boarders - 21:02:55, 29 April
  • Atleti look very jaded. A subpar side. I wonder what Simeoni is tryign to do (1 replies) - DrogMan - 21:02:02, 29 April
  • Byern v goon final ,goon win,atleast we were the first 8( (1 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 21:00:04, 29 April
  • The draw for knockout stages were a joke .... (4 replies) - Deco and the Bunnymen - 20:59:05, 29 April
  • Atleti and Simeone. I dont recognise them anymore. (3 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 20:51:45, 29 April
  • This is why it was a travesty this mob beat Barcelona. Absolute dog tomtite .... (0 replies) - Wooody - 20:51:22, 29 April
  • Disappointed with AM so far. (0 replies) - Kingy - 20:51:17, 29 April
  • Athletico just wont be good enough over 2 legs (1 replies) - John Phillips - 20:50:58, 29 April
  • What is this talk about Alonso to Chelsea? Seeing lots of posts here as if it is almost a done .... (8 replies) - katk - 20:48:59, 29 April
  • I blame Barcelona for this (0 replies) - Jaychedar - 20:48:21, 29 April
  • Koke been tomtit (0 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 20:48:15, 29 April
  • That's a perfect set up for Arsenal (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 20:46:39, 29 April
  • All over 1-0 on aggregate... (2 replies) - Soames - 20:46:18, 29 April
  • I'd want a pen for that (2 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 20:46:06, 29 April
  • Only hope is they get humiliated in final (0 replies) - FamousCFC - 20:45:47, 29 April
  • Well they werent going to score from open play, were they? (1 replies) - JonnyGutteridge - 20:45:29, 29 April
  • Dived but talk about giving the ball away (0 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 20:45:28, 29 April
  • "Very clever"..... (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:45:24, 29 April
  • AM don't look any good at all (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 20:45:19, 29 April
  • Diving karnt (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 20:45:10, 29 April
  • Idiotic defending (0 replies) - Soames - 20:45:01, 29 April
  • All over (0 replies) - FamousCFC - 20:44:56, 29 April
  • LOL typical (0 replies) - LampsyMcLampsface - 20:44:46, 29 April
  • Looked a dive to me (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:44:31, 29 April
  • Farkin goon pen (0 replies) - des-alley - 20:44:22, 29 April
  • That looked a clear dive the way he threw himself to the ground. Will see on replay (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 20:44:14, 29 April
  • This match sounds shoite on the wireless. Is ot worth poppimg over to the pub for? (3 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 20:42:41, 29 April
  • Ffs They are gonna get to Final Madrid dont look great (1 replies) - FamousCFC - 20:34:41, 29 April
  • Sadly i'm getting more and more worried about rse in this comp 8( (1 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 20:34:19, 29 April
  • Bloody hell Noni don't be doing that.. (1 replies) - Soames - 20:32:07, 29 April
  • Better game than i thought it'd be,good stuff (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 20:31:44, 29 April
  • At the very least, I'd like Raya and Gabriel to be roughed up proper. .... (0 replies) - SpecialOne - 20:28:50, 29 April
  • Drugs test failing now... .... (1 replies) - Z7 - 20:23:32, 29 April
  • Noticeable that Gerrard wasn't in the comms box when they were discussing how slippy the pitch .... (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:12:37, 29 April
  • Madueke looks sharp (4 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 20:08:10, 29 April
  • Arse time wasting two minutes in, can't make it up (0 replies) - LampsyMcLampsface - 20:05:35, 29 April
  • If there is a God....now is the time to show yourself.... (8 replies) - Blue Memories - 19:51:45, 29 April
  • Fark off Arsenal. Fark off Arteta. (5 replies) - Cheshire blue - 19:49:20, 29 April
  • So we backing Arsenal tonight ? London team and all of that ? .... (3 replies) - John Phillips - 19:35:59, 29 April
  • Any Rouvy users - I just got an email stating they've been bought by Zwift. Not enchanted by .... (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:33:25, 29 April
  • Come on Atleti... could about stomach Goons winning the league, but not the CL. (0 replies) - Kingy - 19:32:08, 29 April
  • Wonder if Arteta will tone down the "dark arts" given Simeone may well actually thump him. (1 replies) - 460defensive - 19:22:30, 29 April
  • TS "Welcome to the Metropolitano, where football has come to die" ;-) (0 replies) - Silicon Steve - 19:16:39, 29 April
  • Under Roman, Kvaratskelia and Osimhen would be .... (10 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 18:42:35, 29 April
  • Mudders on the left, Estevao on the right next season. We'll be unleashing hell on opponents. (18 replies) - MHL13 - 18:35:43, 29 April
  • Gonna be hard for members to get FA cup final tickets if this is correct? .... (6 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 17:56:51, 29 April
  • Gutted I think i might being having to say goodbye to Chelsea :-( .... (27 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 17:53:09, 29 April
  • Why did the hungry strike guy get banned? (4 replies) - Greekblueboy - 17:53:00, 29 April
  • To the Mod that removed my post, would you like to explain why as it was a genuine question being asked? (2 replies) - westcountryblue - 17:49:01, 29 April
  • Sunny side again for the Cup Final (1 replies) - Chelsea Paul ★ - 17:28:29, 29 April
  • Is the substance Mudryk took more severe than athletes?? They usually get 2 years for doping so .... (9 replies) - London is only Blue - 17:26:20, 29 April
  • Final tickets .... (4 replies) - Nisis - 17:18:29, 29 April
  • Finally some good news for Chelsea, Mudryk banned for 4 years .... (3 replies) - Cheshire blue - 17:12:52, 29 April
  • Darren England appointed as the FA Cup final referee (14 replies) - Hertsblue - 17:11:48, 29 April
  • Next Thursday morning for season ticket holders to purchase tickets for fa cup (2 replies) - cockneyblue - 16:48:27, 29 April
  • Is DFS a Yorkshire man by any chance? .... (1 replies) - nottodayokay - 16:47:33, 29 April
  • Disgusting attack on 2 innocent people in North London (12 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 16:28:55, 29 April
  • One of the funniest Twitter accounts out there is Ryanair. .... (1 replies) - Made in SW9 - 16:08:57, 29 April
  • Tactics all wrong to get full ban now why not earlier and appeal .... (12 replies) - Tuscanblue - 15:49:18, 29 April
  • Like Pogba, Mudryk's ban will be reduced to 18 months and I believe he will be free to play football from next .... (11 replies) - oldboy - 15:38:08, 29 April
  • Nothing on BBC about Mudders ??? (1 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 15:32:57, 29 April
  • MHL 13 - You must be inconsolable if that true (6 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 15:31:39, 29 April
  • Unless its your Mrs or your bird, lip kissing Is weird. European Vacation "Pig in a Poke" (4 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 15:28:55, 29 April
  • Mudders 4 year ban...blimey (19 replies) - Cranny - 15:28:37, 29 April
  • I knew there was a reason that shabby gave me the ick .... (0 replies) - Teabar - 15:13:52, 29 April
  • Afternoon all, does anyone have any insight as to when the final tickets go on sale please? (2 replies) - Gander - 14:36:40, 29 April
  • Matt Law on Iraola. Makes sense I think .... (6 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 13:59:56, 29 April
  • Mudders off to CAS .... (10 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 13:55:19, 29 April
  • Clearlake have given Reece a new contract but where would he fit in under Alonso or Iraola .... (12 replies) - Hertsblue - 13:54:47, 29 April
  • Confused about our myriad of SD's, Kinetic, allegations of... .... (2 replies) - Blue In Bangkok - 13:46:30, 29 April
  • Must confess I've always disliked Alonso. Not sure why but I just feel like slapping him. .... (4 replies) - Teabar - 13:39:49, 29 April
  • Not listened to this yet but finding out what all the SDs do sounds interesting .... (8 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 13:06:48, 29 April
  • Not against this proposal at all .... (9 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 12:43:26, 29 April
  • New Stadium .... (11 replies) - busterjug - 12:12:04, 29 April
  • Lovely from Millie, once a blue always a blue (3 replies) - London is only Blue - 11:55:43, 29 April
  • Just clocked we are 10 points off 5th! wtf (6 replies) - Mark Twain - 11:49:41, 29 April
  • Apparrently the club are also "reaching out to" Ootha Fakkizzy and Nevar (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 11:05:57, 29 April
  • Hi guys I need a sanity check on quote for... .... (16 replies) - Blue on Wheels ★ - 10:49:13, 29 April
  • After yesterday's madness (and yes I know it's not Friday) I saw this .... (1 replies) - Baldfatlimey - 10:46:45, 29 April
  • Enrique on Marescas Chelsea .... (6 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 10:43:17, 29 April
  • ^^^^ Millie bright to retire! (18 replies) - onion bhaji - 10:40:01, 29 April
  • Iraola's odds have drifted out to 3/1 from 7/4 (16 replies) - Hertsblue - 10:24:46, 29 April
  • Nice long putt for a birdie today (9 replies) - God Is ODJ - 09:41:28, 29 April
  • Whispers of Kjetil Knutsen, Bodo Glimt boss.Once wanted by Brighton, over-performed in Europe, .... (9 replies) - tangerineandgraphite - 09:35:03, 29 April
  • This club "consultation" on a new ticketing policy. Who have they consulted with? (14 replies) - Ricardinho - 09:10:21, 29 April
  • 20 years to the day since we beat Man U 3-0 and won the league. (4 replies) - Ricardinho - 09:06:39, 29 April
  • Fatsos on Radio 4 debating "food noise" and treating it. Jesus. Get a grip (14 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 08:55:03, 29 April
  • Xabi alonso now 2nd favourate for the job. Id be extremely happy with him .... (45 replies) - True4kinblue - 08:38:09, 29 April
  • Does last nights game mean Pep Ball or whatever its called is now dead. Hope so. (6 replies) - B★TC - 08:22:31, 29 April
  • Britain was represented at the US Congress with dignity, authority .... (6 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 08:06:49, 29 April
  • Morning All, wow what a game last night, that's how football should be played .... (21 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 07:34:03, 29 April
  • What a match PSG v Bayern was last night. (2 replies) - Chelsea Del - 07:22:57, 29 April
  • Fair cattle trucks to your king (16 replies) - Headscratcher - 06:07:27, 29 April
  • Football is not about entertainment. At least not for me. (6 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 05:34:19, 29 April
  • Half Man .... (2 replies) - RON - 03:34:51, 29 April
  • West London Fighting it out .... (3 replies) - RON - 03:27:21, 29 April
  • The premier league has a long way togo before we can put on the display that we all saw today. The prem is too .... (7 replies) - MiniAma - 00:24:57, 29 April
  • Just seen Man City's fixture pile-up. Not sure it means we have a better chance in the .... (4 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 23:59:45, 28 April
  • First game in a long time I walked away loving football again .... (3 replies) - Benches - 23:52:29, 28 April


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