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  • Had enough chances to have finished these off by now. It's got the .... (0 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 17:58:12, 27 Sep
  • What's happened with Aggie Aggie Aggie. Is she injured (1 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 17:56:43, 27 Sep
  • There's the bias "Russo DRAGGED DOWN" (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:55:46, 27 Sep
  • Mallard with the Kalou grin after blowing another chance (0 replies) - LarryDavid - 17:55:19, 27 Sep
  • not offside - again! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 17:52:43, 27 Sep
  • That was NOT offside ffs (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:52:23, 27 Sep
  • And again "McCabe goes down" she was fouled (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:51:10, 27 Sep
  • Ref stops play for blatant acting (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:47:32, 27 Sep
  • this ref....wow (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 17:47:20, 27 Sep
  • "She may not get a better chance than that today" She had a better chance first half! (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:46:08, 27 Sep
  • strike 2 for mallard (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 17:44:45, 27 Sep
  • Commentator/ pundit says McCabe makes the most .... (3 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 17:44:39, 27 Sep
  • Another clear Arse yellow not given (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:42:00, 27 Sep
  • Walsh working effectively higher up the pitch. Better than last season. (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:38:42, 27 Sep
  • Mallard ducked up with that chance (1 replies) - tamblingdonevilla - 17:25:30, 27 Sep
  • A gobby lot these arse fans. Not that they are .... (0 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 17:18:25, 27 Sep
  • gooners in the north stand too...ffs chelsea (3 replies) - onion bhaji - 17:15:54, 27 Sep
  • Pathetic ref books a slight delay but not a bad foul. (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:15:30, 27 Sep
  • Should have been 2 nil (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:14:14, 27 Sep
  • That's handy. Hopefully shut the farkers up (0 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 17:10:20, 27 Sep
  • She is tiny but has great speed. (0 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 17:10:14, 27 Sep
  • Goal!!! (0 replies) - Tambling5 - 17:10:03, 27 Sep
  • ave it!!! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 17:09:12, 27 Sep
  • LOL. Deserved. (0 replies) - bovis messroom - 17:08:57, 27 Sep
  • Thompson!!! (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:08:56, 27 Sep
  • James has a deceptively languid style- some of the others are languid but without the deception! (1 replies) - Tambling5 - 17:06:35, 27 Sep
  • James always looking for some spectacular strike. (1 replies) - bovis messroom - 17:04:02, 27 Sep
  • And there it is!!! (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:03:30, 27 Sep
  • Useless ref lets Stanway off a bad foul. (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:01:19, 27 Sep
  • Fat gooner chunt with a pint in his hand. Is that allowed .... (5 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 16:58:22, 27 Sep
  • buchanan is awful (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 16:56:40, 27 Sep
  • We're not picking up the pass and moves .... (0 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 16:55:09, 27 Sep
  • LJ long shot.... at least it wasn't over the bar.... :( (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:54:53, 27 Sep
  • Dopey ref stops Arse attack to give them a free kick 10 yards back (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:53:40, 27 Sep
  • Kaptein..Potter..poor (0 replies) - ChelseaDave - 16:52:54, 27 Sep
  • Struggling to get the ball out of our own half (0 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 16:49:07, 27 Sep
  • Getting bossed all over the pitch (1 replies) - westcountryblue - 16:48:49, 27 Sep
  • Girls look very lightweight (0 replies) - Edmondson - 16:48:22, 27 Sep
  • midfield ffs (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 16:47:15, 27 Sep
  • She was NOT offside! (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:45:14, 27 Sep
  • 2nd to everything at the moment (1 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 16:44:15, 27 Sep
  • We look craaaap (6 replies) - LarryDavid - 16:43:36, 27 Sep
  • not a great start (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 16:43:31, 27 Sep
  • Sounds like an Arsenal home match ! Annoying high pitched farkers (0 replies) - LarryDavid - 16:37:11, 27 Sep
  • Arse steal 15 yards on a throw in. Refs are pathetic. (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:35:48, 27 Sep
  • Outstanding rendition of south London forever!! cattle trucking bilge (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 16:33:05, 27 Sep
  • how many tickets have the club given arsenal? (3 replies) - onion bhaji - 16:31:46, 27 Sep
  • cmon Chelsea! (4 replies) - onion bhaji - 16:29:27, 27 Sep
  • Good catch from Overton. Him and his brother are big units. Bet they didn't get bullied in #cricket .... (0 replies) - Gazzad - 16:12:33, 27 Sep
  • the cricket may be over before the womens game starts! #cricket (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 16:12:25, 27 Sep
  • From the "How about that" files: I just saw a clip of Pakistan v Thailand, with the Thais romping to victory .... (1 replies) - MattNY - 16:12:09, 27 Sep
  • Wahey!!!! Great throw Jofra! Run out by miles. 77 for 4 #cricket .... (7 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:02:08, 27 Sep
  • Tesr (0 replies) - starsky - 15:57:27, 27 Sep
  • LJ is back for the match today....so is bronze unfortunately....k/o at 4:30pm, on sky (4 replies) - onion bhaji - 15:54:09, 27 Sep
  • *Avanti* Aldo Zilli described the Italian football team as "Mummy's Boys" after they failed to .... (0 replies) - Veritas - 15:45:07, 27 Sep
  • lovely ball from baker #cricket (2 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:58:06, 27 Sep
  • Potential tribunal pay outs based on a bit of digging. I'm at >£500M. Let's hope every club goes for it... .... (6 replies) - JimmyJ - 14:19:49, 27 Sep
  • really good article by a. fantastic writer / journo .... (4 replies) - blue in bath - 13:44:31, 27 Sep
  • Pep leaves. City spend fortunes in the window. They knew what .... (5 replies) - Butch - 13:36:04, 27 Sep
  • So you get bought by a country with a bottomless pit of money AND .... (3 replies) - John Phillips - 13:32:43, 27 Sep
  • **Tapas** procedure for appeal and arbitration. .... (5 replies) - Exiled Blue ★ - 13:21:10, 27 Sep
  • Erlands Navies - was it you who lived in Brasil? .... (1 replies) - V R Lee - 13:11:52, 27 Sep
  • Century for Tom Banton! Clap clap clapitty clap clap clap!! 186-2 in 33rd over #cricket (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:56:39, 27 Sep
  • All kinds of allegations banded around re City. From evading .... (10 replies) - Butch - 12:48:52, 27 Sep
  • Not a follower of Rugby, but watched the Newcastle Knights this morning .... (8 replies) - V R Lee - 12:35:29, 27 Sep
  • England 87-2 after 20 overs , Duckett got a 5 ball duck again (4 replies) - bezz - 12:05:41, 27 Sep
  • Without trying to abdicate PE funds from wrongdoing, theyve clearly .... (9 replies) - tapas - 11:51:49, 27 Sep
  • Thoughts with Volts and friends and neighbours. One hell of a flood over there... .... (2 replies) - Avanti - 11:35:18, 27 Sep
  • Is Harry back to being a Prince again ? The media are calling him Prince again (7 replies) - Macmickmanus - 11:10:49, 27 Sep
  • Get out there guys! It's gorgeous and the weather is about to break. Last of the summer sun.... (11 replies) - V R Lee - 10:16:45, 27 Sep
  • So are we getting punished next? (4 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 10:11:32, 27 Sep
  • What's to stop them from starting City's punishment now? .... (3 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 10:09:01, 27 Sep
  • regarding man city and punishments, is anyone .... (13 replies) - blue in bath - 08:05:32, 27 Sep
  • How does Palmer miss so many opportunities .... (4 replies) - lablublu - 07:20:56, 27 Sep
  • Citeh chairman says nothing has changed and process is ongoing. Why would he say this? .... (22 replies) - Blue Harvs - 06:06:02, 27 Sep
  • Bellingham becomes such a key figure in England squad also in Madrid. He's getting better .... (5 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 05:37:44, 27 Sep
  • Happiness is your current situation minus your expectations... (1 replies) - Voltaire returns - 05:22:32, 27 Sep
  • History if we watch closely has a habit of repeating itself.... .... #covid (1 replies) - Voltaire returns - 04:55:23, 27 Sep
  • Sunday morning thoughts............ .... (0 replies) - Voltaire returns - 04:28:51, 27 Sep
  • Morning from a flooded Bangkok..... .... (5 replies) - Voltaire returns - 02:37:51, 27 Sep
  • Change of keeper but Kane stays .... (1 replies) - RON - 02:03:25, 27 Sep
  • If you think Estevao can be better than Neto at wing back your deluded (7 replies) - MUZOORA - 00:59:33, 27 Sep
  • Yes, it's no longer music nite, Yes, the sound is'nt great & it's B&W, but this clip is new to me. #music .... (1 replies) - Wally Green - 00:36:08, 27 Sep
  • Think the most hilarious thing about this whole city thing is Enzo having an egg on his face. Wasn't he .... (3 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 23:30:25, 26 Sep
  • Decent attacking football, all over the place in defence and a crucial injury in midfield. .... (0 replies) - Wally Green - 23:06:13, 26 Sep
  • Strange to see that Goodison Park still exists. I assumed it would be demolished by now. .... (2 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 22:42:33, 26 Sep
  • So now the dust dust has settled somewhat RE City. What do you.lot think should be a fair punishment... (8 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 22:38:51, 26 Sep
  • Tuchel. Miserable sod. (4 replies) - MHL13 - 22:04:12, 26 Sep
  • Fantastic game but I don't think I'll ever be boring watching this Spanish team .... (5 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 21:46:50, 26 Sep
  • Embarrassing evening of Arsenal like diving (1 replies) - Butch - 21:44:19, 26 Sep
  • Shame, but good game (5 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 21:41:52, 26 Sep
  • Has the ref got a bet on no cards for Spain? (2 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 21:39:40, 26 Sep
  • Rogers inside him, apparently (0 replies) - Neil - 21:37:44, 26 Sep
  • 3rd place playoff openness type of game (0 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 21:36:02, 26 Sep
  • That was a peach of a ball from Rogers (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 21:34:00, 26 Sep
  • Oasis touring....Man City in division 2...we're back in the 90's! (2 replies) - SC Blues - 21:32:14, 26 Sep
  • Watching Yamal you cant tell me Estevao cannot be starting week in week out .... (11 replies) - Invictus - 21:29:57, 26 Sep
  • Surprised Saka didnt trip & fall over the white line (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 21:29:24, 26 Sep
  • This England team can score but can't defend. Hmmm (1 replies) - DecreeNumber889 - 21:28:15, 26 Sep
  • It's the world champions, lads. Don't give silly goals away and get any pens on target (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 21:22:39, 26 Sep
  • Gittens injured .... (2 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 21:22:34, 26 Sep
  • Spain now 3-2 up :( .... (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 21:21:55, 26 Sep
  • What tuchel should do now is put on another 3 defenders (2 replies) - dodgy Kepa - 21:21:46, 26 Sep
  • One kick away from 3-1 up to this nonsense. (0 replies) - twoobwoo - 21:21:07, 26 Sep
  • England would be competitive if we had a decent defence (3 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 21:20:37, 26 Sep
  • Fun game (yes, despite currently losing). (0 replies) - Ricardinho - 21:20:37, 26 Sep
  • Too easy. (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:20:31, 26 Sep
  • CC hits a new low, "Ball First SHOULDNT MATTER " outstanding (2 replies) - westcountryblue - 21:20:15, 26 Sep
  • Rogers on. (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:16:50, 26 Sep
  • Jim Rockford is on. (1 replies) - Kingy - 21:16:33, 26 Sep
  • Rogers on now;) (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 21:16:31, 26 Sep
  • Concede twice from pishing around at the back. So they continue to play it around at the back. (0 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 21:15:28, 26 Sep
  • Trafford is just a northern Kepa. Paper mache hands .... (3 replies) - Invictus - 21:15:12, 26 Sep
  • And now they steam on the attack with Janelle Quansah (1 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 21:14:34, 26 Sep
  • TT not made subs yet? (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 21:13:05, 26 Sep
  • Modric still playing for Croatia and scoring .... (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:11:35, 26 Sep
  • Man City player. Mind probably elsewhere. (0 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 21:08:15, 26 Sep
  • Another gift. # (0 replies) - twoobwoo - 21:08:01, 26 Sep
  • City defenders eh!!! (0 replies) - IoW blue - 21:07:33, 26 Sep
  • Seems being found guilty has fkd with the City defenders heads (1 replies) - westcountryblue - 21:07:31, 26 Sep
  • And I thought our defenders were tomtite (0 replies) - Ian Ian Hutchinson - 21:06:51, 26 Sep
  • Penalty for that (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 21:04:53, 26 Sep
  • Lots of sympathy for Cucurella getting thwacked on the bonce :) (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:02:56, 26 Sep
  • Lol (0 replies) - Mark Twain - 21:00:25, 26 Sep
  • 'Arry did a JT (4 replies) - Soames - 21:00:22, 26 Sep
  • Unfortunately I dont see why that is a penalty if he is reacting before the contact. (2 replies) - twoobwoo - 20:59:03, 26 Sep
  • Never a penalty. England have been disgusting (8 replies) - Butch - 20:58:48, 26 Sep
  • Back on his feet, running around after NO treatment, who wouldda thought eh?!?!?! (1 replies) - westcountryblue - 20:56:20, 26 Sep
  • Saka is such a cheat. (9 replies) - tapas - 20:55:48, 26 Sep
  • Whatever City's penalty will be... I'm 100% certain it'll be underwhelming. (0 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 20:55:38, 26 Sep
  • Put your farking boot through it instead of fannyimg around (0 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 20:55:20, 26 Sep
  • This is a captain. Priceless leadership... .... (0 replies) - Ricardinho - 20:54:13, 26 Sep
  • And that half is why an at least semi-serious game is better than the friendlies .... (5 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 20:40:47, 26 Sep
  • Gotta say Cole was pretty strategic in missing this window. Yes perhaps he loses out a bit .... (0 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 20:40:11, 26 Sep
  • Good game this (0 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 20:33:19, 26 Sep
  • Quansah is a weak link (0 replies) - Tuscanblue - 20:31:58, 26 Sep
  • And his hairs cattle trucking massive!! (0 replies) - BB10 - 20:30:18, 26 Sep
  • Nice one Cucu (0 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 20:30:01, 26 Sep
  • Take that Marc you rat chunt ;-) .... (1 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 20:29:40, 26 Sep
  • whoohoo. (0 replies) - Tea for the Tinkerman - 20:29:36, 26 Sep
  • Cheers Cucu! Fans should start cheering him now! (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 20:29:11, 26 Sep
  • Tune in and seeing England struggling and now 2-1!! (1 replies) - London is only Blue - 20:28:41, 26 Sep
  • that was very sweet. (0 replies) - Tea for the Tinkerman - 20:28:02, 26 Sep
  • Gordon has been good Bellingham also (6 replies) - Tuscanblue - 20:26:28, 26 Sep
  • Excellent counter attack! (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 20:25:19, 26 Sep
  • And wallop 1-1 (2 replies) - London is only Blue - 20:25:03, 26 Sep
  • England on the ropes (2 replies) - London is only Blue - 20:23:19, 26 Sep
  • What is it with these SGCs, cattle trucking cheating counts (1 replies) - westcountryblue - 20:19:19, 26 Sep
  • Gittens serious ankle injury playing for the England u21s. Going back to Cobham. (3 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 20:18:30, 26 Sep
  • Why do the England players just fall over? (2 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 20:16:19, 26 Sep
  • Why do they boo Cucurella? (4 replies) - Northcote - 20:13:02, 26 Sep
  • Dixon and matterface who is worse (2 replies) - Tuscanblue - 20:10:02, 26 Sep
  • Saka...cheating cattle trucker (2 replies) - Ian Ian Hutchinson - 20:09:37, 26 Sep
  • Everything you need to know about that cheating berkshire hunt Saka, (1 replies) - westcountryblue - 20:09:25, 26 Sep
  • I see Strictly has gone down the BBC sh@tole! (0 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 20:02:57, 26 Sep
  • I do miss cucurella (0 replies) - Mark Twain - 20:00:45, 26 Sep
  • Thats worth 3 weeks of no football spoilt in 90secs .... (0 replies) - BLUE MATTERS - 19:56:24, 26 Sep
  • What Channel is the Eng v Spa game on? (2 replies) - KBL007 - 19:56:13, 26 Sep
  • Chelsea DNA (0 replies) - papastour - 19:53:04, 26 Sep
  • You did the right thing Cole (0 replies) - jtlegend26 - 19:52:49, 26 Sep
  • Spain 1-0!up already:( (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 19:52:44, 26 Sep
  • Quite funny how bad that goal was (0 replies) - bluemonsieur - 19:52:05, 26 Sep
  • Geuhi looking every bit the National League North defender he'll be next week (4 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 19:51:52, 26 Sep
  • Tuchel planning on blaming Cole for conceding so early (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 19:51:47, 26 Sep
  • Guehi WTF??? (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 19:51:16, 26 Sep
  • Oh dear! (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 19:51:14, 26 Sep
  • I love that this is happening to both Enzo's. both can get fecked (2 replies) - JTforever - 19:49:42, 26 Sep
  • What a shambolic tribute, arthur bliss in a brewery springs to mind, Brooking starting to look his age (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 19:49:37, 26 Sep
  • Link for the footy if anyone other half is watching strictly... .... (0 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 19:48:47, 26 Sep
  • If we had actually declared the intermediary payments what offence would we have committed? (1 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 19:44:24, 26 Sep
  • Wonder what Roy Keane was alluding to when he said Palmer is .... (11 replies) - Winch - 19:42:14, 26 Sep
  • Playing Oasis - they are taking the arthur bliss Shirley? (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 19:38:42, 26 Sep
  • Ben Jacobs Man City update: .... (10 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 19:33:50, 26 Sep
  • What is the difference between our offence and City offence? In a nutshell anyone? .... (6 replies) - mikirol50 - 19:22:52, 26 Sep
  • Has Tuchel had any illness? He aged a lot since the time .... (6 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 19:19:45, 26 Sep
  • The FA Trophy 3rd rd. had some intriguing club names innit. Havant & Waterlooville .... (2 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 19:18:54, 26 Sep
  • Went to watch the England women's rugby team today. They do it superbly. .... (4 replies) - Ricardinho - 19:03:06, 26 Sep
  • City going down our dear leader's route of being found guilty then appeal and then appeal the appeal. It .... (12 replies) - Silicon Steve - 18:57:53, 26 Sep
  • £200M on legal fees (Man Shifty) to date. Amazing they has an operating income for players in recent years (0 replies) - JimmyJ - 18:55:07, 26 Sep
  • just over 4k at london city - brighton match...will be interesting to see what it is for the womens match with .... (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 18:44:08, 26 Sep
  • Man utd + Ferguson investigation? Not a chance!! Therefore, beginning to see.. .... (2 replies) - Z7 - 18:32:36, 26 Sep
  • If they were to strip the club of titles, would players have to hand back their medals, what if some have sold .... (5 replies) - ReverendJim - 18:26:24, 26 Sep
  • Would anyone oppose a season in the championship? No VAR, new grounds to tick off, better .... (5 replies) - bigmidget - 17:48:24, 26 Sep


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