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  • Anything Man City touches .... (0 replies) - RON - 02:21:55, 01 Oct
  • Bringing Hampton back! .... (0 replies) - RON - 02:13:40, 01 Oct
  • Fukk me, this place is emulating the Telegraph at the moment! (0 replies) - Bluemonday - 01:04:46, 01 Oct
  • Next time you fly make sure there are Jews aboard .... (3 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 23:49:25, 30 Sep
  • I didn't get the Lucy Bronze/ Keira Walsh acquisitions. Now I do. Good performance and a decent result. .... (0 replies) - Wally Green - 23:29:51, 30 Sep
  • And the man who exposed Man City in the 1st place, Rui Pinto, has his say.. .... (4 replies) - tapas - 22:12:00, 30 Sep
  • What's with the narrow neckerchiefs? (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 22:06:00, 30 Sep
  • Hmmmm .... (23 replies) - tapas - 22:03:22, 30 Sep
  • What happened to our Macario? (7 replies) - okiki - 22:00:41, 30 Sep
  • Quite possibly the best Ive seen Bronze play in a Chelsea shirt, led magnificently (4 replies) - westcountryblue - 22:00:16, 30 Sep
  • a well fought draw at one of the best teams in europe (2 replies) - onion bhaji - 22:00:12, 30 Sep
  • Good result. Defensively excellent. (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:59:49, 30 Sep
  • Thought that was in for half a sec (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:57:32, 30 Sep
  • Close! (0 replies) - Ricardinho - 21:57:11, 30 Sep
  • This is cattle trucking crazy - sub the keeper for cattle trucks sake. Hampton playing .... (1 replies) - Brompton Road Blue - 21:56:04, 30 Sep
  • The VAR checks didn't take THAT long (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:50:51, 30 Sep
  • sub james put aggie on (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 21:50:32, 30 Sep
  • Hampton has to claim crosses like that. Makes a great save a min later (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:49:23, 30 Sep
  • What a save (0 replies) - BigBadAndBlue - 21:49:20, 30 Sep
  • Lozza had to score :( (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:46:38, 30 Sep
  • has to score (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 21:46:35, 30 Sep
  • Wieke putting in a hell of a shift. So much good running. (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:41:14, 30 Sep
  • cattle truck me that co comm does not shut up, they must be having to pump up oxygen to the booth (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 21:40:41, 30 Sep
  • need more from james (2 replies) - onion bhaji - 21:40:39, 30 Sep
  • Buchanan dicing with death there after what happened to Arsenal earlier #transfers (0 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 21:38:35, 30 Sep
  • Now, I don't understand that utterly disgraceful decision. IT WAS A PENALTY!!! (1 replies) - In The True Blue Blood - 21:35:37, 30 Sep
  • Stupid comms has ANOTHER moan about our pen a few years ago (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:35:17, 30 Sep
  • Seven times the 'dodgy' pen mentioned now (0 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 21:34:50, 30 Sep
  • Actually looks like a pen to me now (1 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 21:34:17, 30 Sep
  • No pen then (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:33:52, 30 Sep
  • About to get ruled out. (0 replies) - Ricardinho - 21:33:48, 30 Sep
  • Penalty and Lyon surround sexy eyes (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:33:06, 30 Sep
  • Oooh pen. (0 replies) - Ricardinho - 21:32:49, 30 Sep
  • Hmmm. Not sure about that pen... went down in stages (1 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 21:32:47, 30 Sep
  • pen! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 21:32:41, 30 Sep
  • Lexi's just made a couple of poor goofs. Time to sub her. (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:32:34, 30 Sep
  • stick the flag up earlier ffs....it was clear (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 21:31:08, 30 Sep
  • Glad to get Nusken off. She was having a mare. (0 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 21:30:39, 30 Sep
  • Need to get ABJ on, press their defence James isnt gonna work them (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 21:26:41, 30 Sep
  • What else was etihad meant to say .... (1 replies) - gary stanley - 21:19:05, 30 Sep
  • That's the SIXTH time the commentator has bleated we got a soft penalty in a previous game v .... (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:18:10, 30 Sep
  • The comms is dreadful. Verbal diarrhoea (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:15:43, 30 Sep
  • Is it just me or are these female footballers getting prettier? (1 replies) - In The True Blue Blood - 21:13:23, 30 Sep
  • Offside. What a cop out. (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:12:51, 30 Sep
  • The ball being "past" doesn't mean no penalty. It hadn't gone out. (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:12:17, 30 Sep
  • The angles to view this incident are abysmal. (0 replies) - Ricardinho - 21:11:33, 30 Sep
  • Sexy eyes called to the screen (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:11:18, 30 Sep
  • ball may have passed....she still fouled her (2 replies) - onion bhaji - 21:10:34, 30 Sep
  • That was a penalty surely (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:09:19, 30 Sep
  • penalty ref ffs (2 replies) - onion bhaji - 21:09:10, 30 Sep
  • Etihad are going to sue the Premier League hahaha. You cant make it up .... (2 replies) - mikirol50 - 21:03:51, 30 Sep
  • Etihad airways considering taking legal action against PL,lol yep that will help City. (0 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 21:02:44, 30 Sep
  • LOL at that Arsenal penalty. Didn't their men do that last season and get away with it? (0 replies) - Ricardinho - 20:55:20, 30 Sep
  • Bit of a dull game. Can see why we're playing defensively, but it doesn't make for .... (1 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 20:48:47, 30 Sep
  • Sexy ref making some very dodgy calls (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:46:55, 30 Sep
  • Carpenter's ball control is terrible at times (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:36:30, 30 Sep
  • Etihad putting the pressure on now .... (10 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 20:34:20, 30 Sep
  • Who is this New Skin the commentator keeps mentioning? (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:17:22, 30 Sep
  • I can't help drawing a parallel between the City reaction to being held accountable and certain .... (9 replies) - Bluemonday - 20:12:17, 30 Sep
  • is girma injured? not on the bench (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 20:11:25, 30 Sep
  • Oh dear RIP Esther good innings .... (4 replies) - London is only Blue - 20:08:10, 30 Sep
  • can we get the £55m Sterling fee and wages back? That was the biggest bit of fraud City did! (1 replies) - Under the Bridge - 20:02:20, 30 Sep
  • Why the hell have we got 3 goalkeepers on the bench, absolute ridiculous (2 replies) - westcountryblue - 20:01:44, 30 Sep
  • Seems like Jorge Jesus has retired Ronaldo. .... (1 replies) - BornAblue - 20:01:36, 30 Sep
  • Lyon are up there as one of the 'biggest' men's clubs we've never played. (0 replies) - Ricardinho - 20:01:19, 30 Sep
  • a really tough game for the women....would take a draw (2 replies) - onion bhaji - 19:58:00, 30 Sep
  • So City's irrefutable body of evidence is the same body of evidence and witnesses already .... (2 replies) - Exiled Blue ★ - 19:51:25, 30 Sep
  • So Esther's gorn. Did she leave her teeth to anyone? (0 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 19:47:51, 30 Sep
  • Dont know if someone raised this already, but presumably the PL will next be looking at City 2019-26 (0 replies) - Grew up in Royston Claire - 19:44:46, 30 Sep
  • So when is the punishment going to be announced? It has to happen before PL .... (2 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 19:39:14, 30 Sep
  • Non City chat, the Yankees spanked the Red Sox last night in the wild card 1st game of 3.... tap tap. (5 replies) - Silicon Steve - 19:36:41, 30 Sep
  • is it fair to say we have an asterisk against our titles? I didnt really read up on what we got .... (6 replies) - Kalwho - 19:36:16, 30 Sep
  • One day you will find them slumming it in the north conf.... .... (1 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 19:34:29, 30 Sep
  • **ODJ** the Cowboys logo is a rating ;-) Are there more holding flags this season? Seems .... (1 replies) - Silicon Steve - 19:33:30, 30 Sep
  • Disney plus or dodgy stick only options for the women .... (1 replies) - Tuscanblue - 19:31:51, 30 Sep
  • Darts players should be allowed to drink pints and smoke .... (3 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 19:19:35, 30 Sep
  • If city do get relegated 4 or more divisions which prem team are likely to take .... (1 replies) - luca behind you - 19:19:05, 30 Sep
  • Song for when City play us...swap the word Leeds for chests, a la .... (2 replies) - Winch - 19:16:31, 30 Sep
  • How long would you leave your chicken Kiev in the air fryer for a crispy taste? (6 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 19:14:30, 30 Sep
  • Dame Esther Rantzen RIP (6 replies) - Hertsblue - 19:01:47, 30 Sep
  • Lawyers help. Police bail and court bail different stuff .... (10 replies) - Tuscanblue - 18:37:58, 30 Sep
  • Was Man C verdict held back for the prolonged break PL games deliberate ? (5 replies) - Spot the Dog - 18:36:58, 30 Sep
  • The guy talks sense .... (1 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 18:22:43, 30 Sep
  • Chris Bird on Talksport earlier "City have irrefutable evidence that they've held back" Bit late now, .... (16 replies) - Silicon Steve - 18:11:18, 30 Sep
  • I'm starting to wonder if it would .... (3 replies) - blue in bath - 18:06:17, 30 Sep
  • Will the City Doriss be impacted by the fallout? (2 replies) - westcountryblue - 18:04:07, 30 Sep
  • City can only be expelled from the PL if 14 clubs vote for that. .... (16 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 17:55:19, 30 Sep
  • PM really concerned to lose city owners.......what a difference to how we were hung out .... (21 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 17:25:31, 30 Sep
  • The PM confirmed that Iran played a part in RAF Fairford incident .... (24 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 17:22:32, 30 Sep
  • Watching the Soriano video I am increasingly convinced that's a man protecting his .... (0 replies) - Fitzchiv - 17:17:16, 30 Sep
  • Have City paid us Enzo's transfer fee already, or might we lose it if their owners desert them? (5 replies) - Tambling5 - 17:16:25, 30 Sep
  • City ex-players and other staff all lining up to .... (2 replies) - MattNY - 17:14:04, 30 Sep
  • April? (3 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 17:13:18, 30 Sep
  • "City have done so much for the community of Manchester" .... (3 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 17:06:13, 30 Sep
  • Clearlake were legally obligated to self report. It wasn't a strategic decision .... (17 replies) - Up the Chels - 16:56:36, 30 Sep
  • Its going to be a great Christmas .... (0 replies) - JimmyJ - 16:53:17, 30 Sep
  • UAE not having the greatest week (0 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 16:40:54, 30 Sep
  • For a decade it seemed few in football could say Pep without adding 'greatest manager ever' first... (6 replies) - JimmyJ - 16:30:51, 30 Sep
  • Good luck playing for a big club Enzo .... (3 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 16:12:36, 30 Sep
  • If ever I needed a reminder why I try and limit my trips to London to a few times .... (5 replies) - Fitzchiv - 16:12:23, 30 Sep
  • Day 2 of being guilty? Have the UAE closed their Embassy and Expelled our ambassador yet?? (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 16:04:04, 30 Sep
  • All Chelsea FC fans should be very grateful to Blueco, they fukkin saved our ass. I cant .... (16 replies) - BornAblue - 15:42:07, 30 Sep
  • Do you reckon City gave any sort of hint to the bald snake about the impending crisis? .... (6 replies) - RatusRatus - 15:40:29, 30 Sep
  • So city is going to be banned from UEFA champions League? .... (3 replies) - Terminator777 - 15:35:01, 30 Sep
  • Is that Haaland wants to go to Chelsea thing below a arthur bliss take ? (1 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 15:32:46, 30 Sep
  • Possible that the Football Regulator may deem the current owners unfit to own City .... (7 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 15:00:03, 30 Sep
  • Fans with the Icelandic clap followed by "cheats" could be quite effective this season .... (3 replies) - Alec Busheel - 14:51:00, 30 Sep
  • If players are bought on the never never who do they actually belong to if the buying club .... (1 replies) - Persil - 14:45:41, 30 Sep
  • All the wriggling and dissembling can't disguise that whatever needs fiddling Abu Dhabi do .... (4 replies) - Avanti - 14:40:35, 30 Sep
  • This is an aspect I hadn't considered. City owe other clubs huge amounts for transfers .... (4 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 14:14:12, 30 Sep
  • What is Ferran Soriano whispering here? .... (8 replies) - SC Blues - 14:08:45, 30 Sep
  • from what I've skimmed through, emails coming from City are pretty black and white .... (10 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 14:07:19, 30 Sep
  • I feel compassion for City right now (2 replies) - bluepill - 14:07:04, 30 Sep
  • Shirley city have still been shaming it since 2018. .... (1 replies) - chelseaboyo - 13:50:14, 30 Sep
  • Peps been slipped a few more quid to put this out .... (10 replies) - LarryDavid - 13:44:33, 30 Sep
  • City owe us compensation. (2 replies) - BigBadAndBlue - 13:23:37, 30 Sep
  • Ouch .... (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 13:05:46, 30 Sep
  • Today's SCORE par 2 mustard > 2 veg > 4 veg > 5 veg. (1 replies) - nipper ★ - 12:48:04, 30 Sep
  • Groundhog years, City appeal, January transfer window, new stadium, summer transfer window :-( (2 replies) - Silicon Steve - 12:35:39, 30 Sep
  • That israeli plane story is nuts. Apparently one of the passengers was a British pilot .... #politics (6 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 12:30:07, 30 Sep
  • Making one post on here to laugh at Dan Roan and hope he's having a terrible day. .... (0 replies) - leftback in changing room - 12:26:42, 30 Sep
  • Aki's funeral is tomorrow and for anyone interested I have linked details (hopefully it works). .... (11 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 12:25:47, 30 Sep
  • Fernandez joining Shifty. .... (1 replies) - Persil - 12:18:27, 30 Sep
  • If City don't appeal by Friday then they can only appeal the punishment right? (13 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 12:14:55, 30 Sep
  • Oh, and I wonder who Enzo M is having conversations .... (1 replies) - MattNY - 12:12:41, 30 Sep
  • All 19 other PL teams should refuse to play City .... (5 replies) - GEEWIZZ - 12:12:12, 30 Sep
  • Apologies if already discussed, but would not Man C .... (12 replies) - MattNY - 12:10:11, 30 Sep
  • Will be interesting to see the impact on this season from now on .... (8 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 12:08:58, 30 Sep
  • Second FlyDubai plane diverted back (0 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 12:08:26, 30 Sep
  • a song for City?.... .... #music (3 replies) - onion bhaji - 12:06:33, 30 Sep
  • Dear Enzos .... (4 replies) - Teabar - 12:02:51, 30 Sep
  • I think, seeing as we have just taken our medicine and won't have been.... .... (5 replies) - Blue Memories - 11:55:20, 30 Sep
  • Pep.... .... (0 replies) - Persil - 11:52:42, 30 Sep
  • Surely the cooking of the books has only increased between 2019 to? .... (3 replies) - LarryDavid - 11:50:57, 30 Sep
  • Interesting listening to Sky this morning.... .... (4 replies) - Blue Memories - 11:36:14, 30 Sep
  • Liverpool away cup ticket for my son only £5. Sweet. (0 replies) - SW6 1HS - 11:35:01, 30 Sep
  • A pilot has been stabbed, possibly by another pilot (17 replies) - SW6 1HS - 11:33:35, 30 Sep
  • This dude nailed it back in 2022 about City (4 replies) - BigBadAndBlue - 11:33:07, 30 Sep
  • Remember Uncle Kens mystery owners in Monaco, Jersey, Cayman, Gibralter... .... (0 replies) - Dave - 11:31:44, 30 Sep
  • They will get a transfer ban and huge fine; that will be it (9 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 11:30:41, 30 Sep
  • I'm looking at the Squad Cost Management Protocol for Leagues 1 and 2 .... (2 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 11:07:49, 30 Sep
  • My love for football is on the floor generally.Money is killing sport. Athletes cheat, boxers .... (1 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 11:01:59, 30 Sep
  • Any retrospective title/trophy awards will be nothing to the teams given them. Obvs the Goons .... (2 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 10:58:10, 30 Sep
  • Laughed hard at this .... (1 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 10:56:49, 30 Sep
  • I wonder if anyone who has been a really fierce critic of Clearlake and a huge admirer of Roman .... (39 replies) - Persil - 10:44:49, 30 Sep
  • Arf .... (1 replies) - Vialli Nove - 10:42:25, 30 Sep
  • Conchester Shitty works for me...amongst others!! # (5 replies) - nipper ★ - 10:38:18, 30 Sep
  • Frankly its weird how many "but what about Chelsea" comments Ive seen online over the past 24 hours. (13 replies) - JonnyGutteridge - 10:21:53, 30 Sep
  • Sponsors standing by Citeh. Quelle surprise!! As i mentioned yday the Revolut deal looks well dodgy .... (4 replies) - Blue Harvs - 10:21:47, 30 Sep
  • Where does this leave New York City FC ? Surely they're up to the eyeballs in it ? (5 replies) - Dave - 09:59:13, 30 Sep
  • Weve just passed the halfway point of the 3 week break! Looking forward to .... (5 replies) - Butch - 09:50:14, 30 Sep
  • People forget, or don't know, we placed top 4 in the Deloitte Football Money table twice before Roman .... (1 replies) - ReverendJim - 09:39:35, 30 Sep
  • So that I'm prepared for any 'discussions' with bitter rival Chunts..... .... #politics (17 replies) - Blue Memories - 09:30:03, 30 Sep
  • Don't forget, the £900m has to be adjusted for football inflation, so the real .... (3 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 09:25:01, 30 Sep
  • Cheeky bid for Haaland? (2 replies) - Romans Soldier - 09:24:52, 30 Sep
  • City case will drag on for years until most of us have forgotten or no longer around .... (7 replies) - BangkokBlue - 09:19:52, 30 Sep
  • How many European clubs could City entice to join an Abu Dhabi sponsored super league? .... (6 replies) - Invictus - 09:15:44, 30 Sep
  • I have a cookies box popping up on chat whenever I click on a post. Can't see the entire .... (5 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 09:14:06, 30 Sep
  • Freo Jr is visiting his Sheffield based client today. It amuses him to visit on a Wednesday. .... (7 replies) - Freo ★ - 09:08:46, 30 Sep
  • Is the assertion FFP was introduced by "the big clubs" to protect the status quo at all valid? (7 replies) - God Is ODJ - 08:47:51, 30 Sep
  • Citeh were informed about a guilty verdict being reached in July according to ESPN .... (4 replies) - Blue Harvs - 08:43:12, 30 Sep
  • Along the false accounting line in the City case .... (6 replies) - Deco and the Bunnymen - 08:31:39, 30 Sep
  • City in the Isthmian League North next season? .... (3 replies) - Romans Soldier - 08:27:08, 30 Sep
  • Cant see how City can exist as they currently are .... (3 replies) - John Phillips - 07:49:37, 30 Sep
  • BBC article on "City - what happens next?" includes this "This differs from Chelsea's case .... (11 replies) - God Is ODJ - 07:40:28, 30 Sep
  • Everyone is missing a bit of empathy for Man City .... (9 replies) - JimmyJ - 07:37:03, 30 Sep
  • A serious mistake .... (5 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 06:14:08, 30 Sep
  • up the gooners, up the red devils, up the scousers .... (7 replies) - Spense - 05:28:38, 30 Sep
  • Happt to see the rave reviews on Lavias performance for Belgium .... (0 replies) - mff ★ - 05:19:58, 30 Sep
  • Not over keen to throw my 2 penny worth in on the Man City situation.. .... (4 replies) - Voltaire returns - 04:48:06, 30 Sep
  • This is believable, I know it comes from David Bernstein. .... (0 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 04:38:05, 30 Sep
  • Bangkok Flood Day 5 .... (0 replies) - Voltaire returns - 04:37:40, 30 Sep
  • No Oscar .... (1 replies) - RON - 03:59:07, 30 Sep
  • Leadership and Game Management .... (0 replies) - RON - 03:51:05, 30 Sep
  • That City 100m kid should have signed for us .... (0 replies) - lablublu - 01:38:34, 30 Sep
  • I am not assuming City will lose their appeal. "It aint over until the Fatwa Lady sings" (2 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 00:23:34, 30 Sep
  • Here is the Der Spiegel article from 2022 that explains what it's all about..... .... (0 replies) - tapas - 00:19:01, 30 Sep
  • Anyway, imo City should definitely have the triple lock removed................ .... (1 replies) - Bluemonday - 00:09:00, 30 Sep
  • I do hope we cashed the cheque for Enzo F. Really puts .... (1 replies) - MattNY - 23:53:49, 29 Sep
  • The word sham used in the PL statement .... (4 replies) - Magic Hat - 23:51:42, 29 Sep


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