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  • Come on PSG, two goals in the first fifteen minutes please! (0 replies) - BlueHayes - 19:55:46, 14 April
  • Got a funny feeling about Liverpool tonight (1 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 19:53:58, 14 April
  • Greatest ever years for me with Chelsea .... (0 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 19:52:19, 14 April
  • Sad but cant be bothered to go to Man U game & probably pass on the semi final too (6 replies) - Butch - 19:23:10, 14 April
  • Ok ! Semi final tickets .... (18 replies) - gary stanley - 19:02:08, 14 April
  • I think it's 'farking obvious' they're building the best ticketing system in the world. (12 replies) - Fitzchiv - 18:46:31, 14 April
  • Ticket saga worse than when the FA forced us to play fulham in birmingham at 7pm on a Sunday (8 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 18:17:59, 14 April
  • 4 from CFCW in the england team for their wcq vs spain (hh/bronze/walsh/lj - niamh a sub)....7pm k/o on itv1 (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 18:05:36, 14 April
  • All they had to do was give TT an elite starting 11 .... (13 replies) - Invictus - 18:00:27, 14 April
  • Trending expressions: you've been boehlyed; it's totally clearlake... .... (3 replies) - Avanti - 17:58:31, 14 April
  • Chelsea FA Cup Semi-Final tickets already on sale in America. (2 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 17:25:38, 14 April
  • It's now after 5pm on 14th April. We have an FA Cup Semi final on 26th April and .... (29 replies) - bairns - 17:10:11, 14 April
  • Hmmmm, bottom seats seem claustrophobic and your face is in farting range of the person in front..... .... (15 replies) - Silicon Steve - 16:05:57, 14 April
  • Several sources reporting Frank is on the Bournemouth 3 man short list .... (8 replies) - Hertsblue - 15:57:53, 14 April
  • Why people are speculating about Irola to chelsea. We know who is next in line .... (3 replies) - katk - 15:47:17, 14 April
  • There was a real worry that our academy would disappear into oblivion when .... (12 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 15:43:39, 14 April
  • Brief highlights from U18 6-0 win at Saints. 5 points clear at top, 2 games to go .... (0 replies) - blueintheface - 15:11:19, 14 April
  • Van Hecke approaching his final year at Brighton (6 replies) - Hertsblue - 15:07:20, 14 April
  • Chelsea Aggro! .... (7 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 15:04:35, 14 April
  • Lose against Leeds and I think that will curtains for poor old Liam (7 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 14:59:24, 14 April
  • Andoni Iraola will be available in the summer. I'll have him here .... (23 replies) - oldboy - 14:50:43, 14 April
  • Youd expect therell be a clause that Rosenior should go no or little compensation for being .... (3 replies) - Baba OBlue - 14:48:56, 14 April
  • Gary Neville has bought Mark Goldbridge's channels.I thought he'd been critical of him in the past? .... (4 replies) - Ricardinho - 14:35:11, 14 April
  • Not sure how accurate the PL managers pay scales are here .... (1 replies) - Hertsblue - 14:28:51, 14 April
  • Have to say I am less bothered about we reaching top 5 than Liam getting a sack at this .... (3 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 14:15:05, 14 April
  • So Iraola leaving Bournemouth at end of season .... (10 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 14:10:42, 14 April
  • Ouch! .... (1 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 14:10:39, 14 April
  • Coaches dont have to be elite - Le Bris has done an excellent job at Sunderland as have the .... (10 replies) - Alec Busheel - 13:35:58, 14 April
  • I haven't bought a match-day programme in years after decades of avidly collecting .... (5 replies) - bovis messroom - 13:33:14, 14 April
  • Does anyone believe that if LR leaves or is sacked that he would be replaced by a .... (14 replies) - AstroMan - 13:07:21, 14 April
  • WTF .... (9 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 12:58:00, 14 April
  • Why are most of the fans on here .... (15 replies) - Muleya 1 - 12:56:40, 14 April
  • Random question. Carrick criticised the ref for the sending off last night. Most managers don't .... (3 replies) - mrtamblingman - 12:56:23, 14 April
  • Lewi Richards looks a good prospect at rb .... (1 replies) - Tuscanblue - 12:48:59, 14 April
  • Re Semi Final tickets - at least we can sleep soundly knowing that Club Chelsea .... #transfers (8 replies) - bairns - 12:40:14, 14 April
  • Our youth team goalies are a bit short .... (3 replies) - Tuscanblue - 12:30:57, 14 April
  • Youth 5-0 v Southampton (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 12:20:07, 14 April
  • quite a strong case for selling all but about 4 of the signings since 2022 for about 600m and starting again .... #transfers (7 replies) - Under the Bridge - 12:15:34, 14 April
  • Looking for positives. How is Tyrique George doing at everton .... (2 replies) - luca behind you - 12:02:29, 14 April
  • Surely we should go for him can't find any better short term replacement .... (8 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 11:50:59, 14 April
  • The U18s are three-up after half an hour at Southampton .... (3 replies) - MHU Blue - 11:30:30, 14 April
  • We will be linked with Leao over the next few weeks. He .... (11 replies) - mrtamblingman - 11:25:13, 14 April
  • OK, not meaning to be controversial here and it's purely a hypothetical with the .... (23 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 11:05:47, 14 April
  • The other three FA Cup semi finalists .... (7 replies) - Ranners - 10:45:26, 14 April
  • Simon Jordan made a relevant point [which has been mentioned on here] .... (25 replies) - Hertsblue - 10:41:03, 14 April
  • Small point but one that stands out for me is our players high fiving for giving away corners .... (10 replies) - CFC Blue - 10:24:57, 14 April
  • Good Old Bates .... (0 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 10:14:11, 14 April
  • My hope for the rest of the season.... .... (2 replies) - V R Lee - 09:46:07, 14 April
  • Gossip nonsense has us in for Lewis Hall, as if he'd ever come back here (8 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 09:35:36, 14 April
  • S/F TKTS Question .... (4 replies) - BLUE66 - 09:34:40, 14 April
  • Narrowly escaped a penalty for slow play on Wordle today and made par. (10 replies) - God Is ODJ - 09:21:32, 14 April
  • The beautiful Moya Brennan gone #music .... (1 replies) - BlueNumanoid - 09:16:39, 14 April
  • The interview with eidur cause I dont have instagram can someone copy paste? Thanks # (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 09:14:35, 14 April
  • I think most of us would agree that we need the following changes to get back on track next .... (38 replies) - Master of Puppets - 08:44:47, 14 April
  • Having a tin hat fitted now...................insert joke :-) (0 replies) - Silicon Steve - 08:43:48, 14 April
  • Steve Holland the latest coach to question the 3 week break for clubs .... (2 replies) - Hertsblue - 08:39:48, 14 April
  • All those worried about a player exodus exactly who will want to leavd .... (9 replies) - Alec Busheel - 08:32:40, 14 April
  • Blimey this Southport Inquiry. People in charge of these .... (11 replies) - MHL13 - 08:24:06, 14 April
  • Another bet which will open first, Hammersmith Bridge or a new Stamford Bridge? .... (8 replies) - Silicon Steve - 08:19:06, 14 April
  • Here's a damning thought. If you had to place a bet on who .... (6 replies) - Winch - 08:10:23, 14 April
  • Concerning reports that the owners think Rosenior needs a preseason to get the team playing the way he wants .... (22 replies) - oldboy - 07:56:23, 14 April
  • Colin Hutchinson dead. Blimey. RIP (6 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 07:45:23, 14 April
  • Morning All, Beat United on Saturday and we are only four points behind them .... (25 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 07:32:28, 14 April
  • Marie-Louise Eta. Bundesliga Union Berlin .... (2 replies) - Kalumiana - 07:05:02, 14 April
  • We are one keeper, defender, midfielder, striker .... (2 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 06:21:07, 14 April
  • Eidur is Damn right. .... (2 replies) - Mario stanic - 03:35:13, 14 April
  • All about the MoneyHoney .... (0 replies) - RON - 02:55:18, 14 April
  • 5 mins or 5 years .... (0 replies) - RON - 02:48:08, 14 April
  • Its better to light a candle than complain about the darkness..... .... (14 replies) - Voltaire returns - 01:10:11, 14 April
  • If we win FA Cup, Spurs go down and Arsenal win nothing that has to be a good season .... (8 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 00:51:20, 14 April
  • Tension breaker had to be done. South park is too small for the new new Bridge ... .... (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 23:17:54, 13 April
  • Whats the betting carragher picks gerrard as no 1 (2 replies) - BLUE BLOOD BROTHER - 22:47:38, 13 April
  • 5 plus years contracts making our players comfortable. They don't bother. (5 replies) - MAC4CFC - 22:40:28, 13 April
  • I just asked AI and apparently we can still finish 2nd or 18th, wow (5 replies) - Mj 24 - 22:21:42, 13 April
  • I think that is Leeds safe. Spurs down I think .... (8 replies) - Deco and the Bunnymen - 22:10:01, 13 April
  • Leeds may be safe when they play at Spurs .... (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 22:07:09, 13 April
  • Hair pulling, should it be a straight red? Just a yellow I reckon,bit girlie innit (8 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 22:06:54, 13 April
  • If Maguire receives an increased ban Utd could .... (5 replies) - KevDonn - 22:05:20, 13 April
  • Good end to end game of football. 2 teams just going for it. (1 replies) - Cheshire blue - 22:02:38, 13 April
  • Are the top teams just poor this season or are the pack catching up? (4 replies) - B★TC - 22:01:28, 13 April
  • It's crazy how our team takes more risks in our final 3rd than the opponent's final 3rd .... (5 replies) - Antonios Bandit - 21:58:31, 13 April
  • Utd still have the same tomtitty squad and the same problems as they did before. The difference i .... (5 replies) - tangerineandgraphite - 21:58:06, 13 April
  • LOL, Poor old Spurs! (1 replies) - bill55bill★ - 21:57:18, 13 April
  • Even though they lost at home to a side fighting relegation, there .... (7 replies) - Winch - 21:57:14, 13 April
  • Leeds win. 6 points ahead of Spuds! (2 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:55:37, 13 April
  • So we need to go down to 10 men to beat Dirty ? # (3 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 21:53:17, 13 April
  • Any news from Chelsea yet on SF tix .... (4 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 21:50:36, 13 April
  • 7 mins added (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:48:24, 13 April
  • Mount cant even get on for a few minutes when they need a goal, .... (3 replies) - elseychelsea - 21:48:18, 13 April
  • This is almost a proper roses match like in the old days (1 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 21:47:19, 13 April
  • The desire from Man U with a man down... .... (3 replies) - Stuck in the Mudryk - 21:46:48, 13 April
  • How's that a dive? Cunha sliding towards him and jumps over him! (1 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:44:24, 13 April
  • Another poor miss from Leeds for a 3rd! (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:37:10, 13 April
  • Leeds have form for surrendering leads - they were two up .... (4 replies) - Brompton Road Blue - 21:31:14, 13 April
  • Is it true Abramovich was offered Falcao at this game but wanted to stick with Torres? .... (6 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 21:30:44, 13 April
  • Experience matters ... Casimiro with Bruno assist (2 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 21:29:10, 13 April
  • Pity Mbeumo can't get a red as well. (0 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 21:28:51, 13 April
  • Didn't Cucu get his hair pulled twice and neither got red? Or am .... (4 replies) - V R Lee - 21:28:19, 13 April
  • Wouldn't it be lovely, if you happen to fall 2-0 behind at home, to have a .... (1 replies) - Winch - 21:27:51, 13 April
  • United pull one back (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:26:56, 13 April
  • new manager bounce over for Man U just in time for us :-) (5 replies) - Suffolk Blue - 21:25:51, 13 April
  • Two teams attacking each other. Itll never catch on (0 replies) - Bexley Blues - 21:25:49, 13 April
  • Leeds doing Oooheeee! Already. (0 replies) - MAC4CFC - 21:20:51, 13 April
  • Charlie George, Ces podd, robin Friday, any other longhairs who would be in danger these days (3 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 21:18:59, 13 April
  • Liam will be getting all our players to grow long hair next (3 replies) - FamousCFC - 21:18:04, 13 April
  • Just shows up that ridiculous hair pull non-decision in the Chelsea Arsenal women's match (4 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 21:16:54, 13 April
  • Our situation with hair pulling was worse (0 replies) - capey - 21:16:18, 13 April
  • What a plonker (0 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 21:16:06, 13 April
  • Get Cunha a red aswell (2 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:16:01, 13 April
  • That hair pull was nothing like the one on Cucu. Red card for Man U (6 replies) - Butch - 21:15:54, 13 April
  • Zero tolerance on hair pulling apparently. Red card for Martinez (5 replies) - Ed Bell - 21:15:15, 13 April
  • Leeds will toy with us at Wembley I fear (3 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 21:15:04, 13 April
  • Players don't learn. He misses our game. Hope that will help us. (2 replies) - MAC4CFC - 21:14:54, 13 April
  • United still has Liverpool n Brentford to play .... (0 replies) - King Mount - 21:13:59, 13 April
  • United (Manchester variety) should be going down to 10! And they are! (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:13:27, 13 April
  • Can we se man utd red card tonight? (3 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 21:09:36, 13 April
  • Do our players carry packed lunch and spend time on tick toc during training like Arsenal players do in April? .... (3 replies) - MAC4CFC - 21:01:30, 13 April
  • Does anyone on here listen to Chelsea Fancast. Worth a watch imo (1 replies) - Butch - 20:59:22, 13 April
  • That dive to save the third goal is like the dive .... (1 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 20:57:24, 13 April
  • Leeds attacking and pressing with pace. The type of game we practically fail to cope. (1 replies) - MAC4CFC - 20:53:59, 13 April
  • Only 5 years for throwing someone off the 4th floor of a tower block??: .... (6 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:49:57, 13 April
  • Steve Holland must be having a day off (0 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 20:48:13, 13 April
  • Should be three. (0 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 20:45:36, 13 April
  • How'd he not score!? (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 20:45:28, 13 April
  • Man utd players drift towards the ball leaving .... (4 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 20:43:10, 13 April
  • SF vs Leeds is going to a very tough one. Cant wait for this season to over. Btw, is Lampard .... (8 replies) - BornAblue - 20:41:28, 13 April
  • He dived between player and ball (0 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 20:40:05, 13 April
  • Our players have checked out for the season , Leeds , city final then (6 replies) - dodgy Kepa - 20:36:16, 13 April
  • Crosses , who'd a thunk they'd be effective (1 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 20:34:44, 13 April
  • Man U know they got an easy one next so taking it easy tonight (0 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 20:32:32, 13 April
  • Man U not played since Friday 20th March. Crazy (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 20:32:11, 13 April
  • Bit of a long shot. .... #politics (9 replies) - ChrisGriff25 - 20:31:23, 13 April
  • Amazing what a bit of momentum and belief can do to a team. .... (7 replies) - MHL13 - 20:30:51, 13 April
  • Dirty will smash us (7 replies) - Fiscal Cashflow - 20:30:22, 13 April
  • Dirty 2-0 up (0 replies) - The Liquidator - 20:30:02, 13 April
  • I like tyey way he pinched the ball. (2 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 20:29:50, 13 April
  • Leeds 2 up! (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 20:29:19, 13 April
  • February - Quadruple .... (0 replies) - CCVoiceOfReason - 20:27:59, 13 April
  • Eye want Spuds down this season and Pie Keys and Dirty down next. (2 replies) - nipper ★ - 20:26:46, 13 April
  • Fabrizio Romano .... (2 replies) - busterjug - 20:22:17, 13 April
  • Farke found a system that works and hes stuck with it .... (3 replies) - ConnaT93 - 20:08:16, 13 April
  • Attacking players putting in first time crosses. .... (3 replies) - bill55bill★ - 20:07:45, 13 April
  • Five years for wounding? Attempted murder, surely?!? .... (2 replies) - V R Lee - 20:06:01, 13 April
  • So tonight we don't hate Leeds as much, as long as they do a number on man utd. (0 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 20:05:49, 13 April
  • Leeds 1 up! (2 replies) - Wessex Blue - 20:04:43, 13 April
  • Don't rate Southgate, England did well. Don't rate Carrick, United doing well. Common .... (2 replies) - Winch - 20:04:28, 13 April


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