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  • 3 mustard > 2 veg 1 mustard > 5 veg. NYTmini 39 secs. (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 11:11:41, 21 Nov
  • This generation is so messed up. In Church I saw .... (1 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 10:56:36, 21 Nov
  • Paddy & Mick are at a Wake in the local pub .... (4 replies) - Dont Mention Ze VAR - 10:20:04, 21 Nov
  • I used to wear a sheet round my neck with a picture of Steve McQueen riding a motorbike on it. .... (3 replies) - Topper - 10:03:05, 21 Nov
  • Enjoying BBC's nannying hour (0 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 09:53:23, 21 Nov
  • Would we get a GK bump?? .... (0 replies) - lablublu - 09:26:10, 21 Nov
  • Good Luck Juan, left too early .... (15 replies) - London is only Blue - 08:48:13, 21 Nov
  • Cheeky bid for Guehi? Toon reckon they can get him for £20m (10 replies) - Dont Mention Ze VAR - 08:47:33, 21 Nov
  • A man suspects his wife is cheating on him. .... (1 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 08:41:35, 21 Nov
  • No Jags, rip JP (7 replies) - Bluemonday - 07:42:54, 21 Nov
  • Poor old Tom.... .... (9 replies) - V R Lee - 07:06:09, 21 Nov
  • Wordle - Nice little birdie to follow up three pars - one under for the week (12 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 06:19:20, 21 Nov
  • Morning All, not quite as cold today but still chilly, nice win for the ladies last night (14 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 06:17:31, 21 Nov
  • Interesting stat Jamie Vardey is the only player to .... (2 replies) - Bluetrainspotter - 03:24:48, 21 Nov
  • Genoa fans getting edgy about a possible Boehly involvement... .... (6 replies) - Avanti - 23:13:07, 20 Nov
  • Hilario set to take England role, according to the Beeb (1 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 22:52:53, 20 Nov
  • 2019 Anna may be Luc besson yet total ballacks. (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 22:47:01, 20 Nov
  • Very professional from the women again... .... (4 replies) - Avanti - 22:44:46, 20 Nov
  • What a night! A splendid Home victory .... (1 replies) - 60 North - 22:41:55, 20 Nov
  • Got to feel for the camp crew with Dean getting the vote 3 times in a row for the trial... .... (1 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 22:05:24, 20 Nov
  • FT 3-0 (0 replies) - Vialli Nove - 21:52:38, 20 Nov
  • decent performance....quarter final spot secured.....need to win the group now (2 replies) - onion bhaji - 21:52:23, 20 Nov
  • eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 21:51:13, 20 Nov
  • 3-0 (0 replies) - Vialli Nove - 21:50:42, 20 Nov
  • Penalty (0 replies) - Vialli Nove - 21:49:52, 20 Nov
  • Thats a foul (0 replies) - Vialli Nove - 21:46:44, 20 Nov
  • So many promising young players in our squad .... (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:42:28, 20 Nov
  • I see the Metro has a step by step guide to survivng a nuclear attack. Well 'andy (9 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 21:41:17, 20 Nov
  • This dont look good (2 replies) - Vialli Nove - 21:36:58, 20 Nov
  • just lacking a final pass (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 21:35:35, 20 Nov
  • Sympathy free kick (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:22:37, 20 Nov
  • Watching women on DAZN, good comms .... (1 replies) - Baldfatlimey - 21:17:48, 20 Nov
  • Anybody here got an Oura ring? any good? Think I might ask Santa for one this year (12 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 21:08:41, 20 Nov
  • "Lawrence has slowed her down there" :) (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:03:18, 20 Nov
  • Celtic must so proud of themselves again is she a Farkin parrot? (0 replies) - Vialli Nove - 21:02:03, 20 Nov
  • Only just switched the Chelsea v Celtic game on. I hear the commentators .... (8 replies) - Persil - 20:51:50, 20 Nov
  • Does anyone elses tnt sports keep blacking out? (3 replies) - Vialli Nove - 20:49:38, 20 Nov
  • could probably swap half the team at the break and it would still be comfortable (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 20:47:46, 20 Nov
  • a 3rd before h/t would be nice (2 replies) - onion bhaji - 20:44:08, 20 Nov
  • Goalkeeper looks umm very little lol (2 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 20:26:36, 20 Nov
  • captain!!! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 20:25:43, 20 Nov
  • 2 nil. I said Kaptein! (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:25:25, 20 Nov
  • "Kan yard" :o) (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:09:49, 20 Nov
  • Oh no they're sh11e, 12 nil tonight (1 replies) - nipper ★ - 20:03:53, 20 Nov
  • 1 min Bronze (0 replies) - capey - 20:03:16, 20 Nov
  • Good goal (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 20:03:15, 20 Nov
  • bronze! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 20:02:37, 20 Nov
  • 1-0 to the Chelsea Gals, Bronze (0 replies) - oooooohThiagoSilva - 20:02:26, 20 Nov
  • Goooaaal (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 20:02:19, 20 Nov
  • Bronze medal!! 1 nil (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:02:17, 20 Nov
  • Where can I watch my ladies tonight (2 replies) - okiki - 19:55:54, 20 Nov
  • So spuds appeal the 7 game ban if this fails ban him for the full game's .... (5 replies) - cockneyblue - 19:14:51, 20 Nov
  • Chilly working Conditions today so dinner is a Chilli Con Carne with a few .... (9 replies) - Papa Elf - 19:14:22, 20 Nov
  • Just following our cup winners cup run in 1971 .... (5 replies) - Bluetrainspotter - 19:01:18, 20 Nov
  • Are they expecting a big crowd tonight? (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 18:33:13, 20 Nov
  • Not a dig at Hilario, but with the vacancy are there any exceptional GK coaches out there? We really REALLY need one! (1 replies) - 460defensive - 18:30:04, 20 Nov
  • You just know as we go 4 points clear with 1 game to play at the top of the .... (5 replies) - bigmidget - 18:07:14, 20 Nov
  • Minus 17 grand taken on the chase .... (7 replies) - Bluetrainspotter - 17:55:51, 20 Nov
  • Do you know a nice London restaurant to book a meal on Thanksgiving .... (27 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 17:55:20, 20 Nov
  • WW III better not start before Thanksgiving, Black Friday or Cyber Monday! What a time to be .... (5 replies) - Silicon Steve - 17:53:52, 20 Nov
  • Chelsea women v Celtic women live on tnt and DAZN tonight 8pm. (1 replies) - Vialli Nove - 17:52:10, 20 Nov
  • wot a wanquer. Took the minus £17k (8 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 17:38:14, 20 Nov
  • Karen Jill and Sonia .... (1 replies) - RON - 17:29:04, 20 Nov
  • Mums net Q, called up a professional oven cleaner to get a quote for having mine done .... (17 replies) - Bluemonday - 17:06:40, 20 Nov
  • Just scrolled down and thought I was on Martins money tips page. (1 replies) - Alec Busheel - 17:03:17, 20 Nov
  • Going through a bit of blur and and in the song country house, Grahams reading about .... #music (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 16:51:13, 20 Nov
  • Early investigations showed a Chinese vessel was at scene of underwater cable vandalized. .... (1 replies) - BornAblueTwat - 16:45:41, 20 Nov
  • Is the Ladies game on TV anywhere tonight? (4 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 16:33:26, 20 Nov
  • What would the poing be if Russia nuked the UK .... (19 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 16:23:59, 20 Nov
  • Work and state pension .... (8 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 16:04:00, 20 Nov
  • We are doomed, tell ya we are doomed! (8 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 15:58:09, 20 Nov
  • It's gawn, bet that Bluemonday stepped over the line yet again! ;-) (14 replies) - Silicon Steve - 15:57:58, 20 Nov
  • No one is for war unless you're involved in guns n stuff to make a living. But sometimes .... (7 replies) - Silicon Steve - 15:29:50, 20 Nov
  • I won't pretend to know much about IHT but surely all Land based businesses .... (19 replies) - V R Lee - 15:11:05, 20 Nov
  • Pensions. I'll be 62 in a few months and I'm thinking of taking a works pension early. By .... (54 replies) - Gazzad - 14:42:56, 20 Nov
  • Hilario gone. (7 replies) - Choppers Studs - 14:01:49, 20 Nov
  • Roman Numerals?....... Not on my watch! .... (11 replies) - Topper - 14:00:20, 20 Nov
  • A Roman went into a bar and asked for a Martinus. The barman replied "Don't you mean Martini?" .... (5 replies) - Topper - 13:55:36, 20 Nov
  • Roman Numerals: What are they good IV? (6 replies) - Topper - 13:54:06, 20 Nov
  • Happy St Edmund's Day to all those who celebrate. (7 replies) - Topper - 13:47:58, 20 Nov
  • In case you don't know, the universe is constantly expanding (3 replies) - okiki - 13:42:54, 20 Nov
  • Friend of mine ordered an ice-cream in Ancient Rome .... (9 replies) - Suffolk Blue - 13:40:10, 20 Nov
  • My car was hit from behind by an ice cream van. Im now suffering from whippylash. .... (24 replies) - Topper - 13:29:05, 20 Nov
  • sirens are heard all over Kiev. I hope our CC ambassador is well and safe (7 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 13:20:31, 20 Nov
  • Seems you cant mension it here either. Hmmm (6 replies) - True4kinblue - 13:13:14, 20 Nov
  • Today's SCORE 1 mustard 1 veg > 3 veg(missed option)> 5 veg.NYTmini 32 secs (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 12:52:57, 20 Nov
  • The new Chelsea player's diet regime is interesting... .... (3 replies) - Chelsea Blues - 12:52:14, 20 Nov
  • Paging Petr .... (6 replies) - Bluetrainspotter - 12:47:15, 20 Nov
  • This was probably done to death yesterday but is IHT on farms based .... #politics (10 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:19:38, 20 Nov
  • Hilario leaving to work for Tuchel (Daily Telegraph) .... (4 replies) - mff ★ - 12:11:10, 20 Nov
  • Go on palmer .... (12 replies) - Care3 - 11:54:12, 20 Nov
  • Was watching the England game the other day and it dawned on me that .... (4 replies) - Wooody - 11:41:26, 20 Nov
  • Different Continent, same Moises. Caicedo last night..... .... (1 replies) - tapas - 11:13:46, 20 Nov
  • I may be deluded but come the end of January we may be top 2 (7 replies) - Bluetrainspotter - 10:23:08, 20 Nov
  • MPD posted a link last noght about the Blue is the colour book, the history of the chelsea shirts through .... (0 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 10:17:35, 20 Nov
  • 92yr old arrested and charged 57yrs after commitining the crime? .... (15 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 10:16:31, 20 Nov
  • This is pretty embarrassing to be honest .... (17 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 09:54:11, 20 Nov
  • I think we should put in a cheeky bid for Bowen .... (11 replies) - Bluetrainspotter - 09:53:55, 20 Nov
  • I see whispering Bob is into country music these days. He's been through the .... #music (4 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 09:49:30, 20 Nov
  • A wrestler was about to compete in a bout against the champion .... (0 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 09:46:22, 20 Nov
  • Bollix to this, it is properly fekkin cold! (64 replies) - Bluemonday - 09:21:55, 20 Nov
  • If there's such a thing as global warming, why is it farking freezing still?? Thought the .... (17 replies) - Cheshire blue - 09:01:59, 20 Nov
  • Sharp increase in inflation this morning up from .... (1 replies) - Romans Soldier - 08:47:28, 20 Nov
  • We 8/15 of prem league Italian managers .... (9 replies) - Tuscanblue - 08:24:15, 20 Nov
  • Looks like Pep will be staying after this season then, one year extension signed .... (6 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 07:19:05, 20 Nov
  • Some lovely morning Beethoven music. #music (3 replies) - Bluerover - 07:03:22, 20 Nov
  • Wordle - Another Par - three straight par's so far this week (11 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 07:01:48, 20 Nov
  • Morning All, chilly old start to the day but at least it's dry, the women are playing .... (14 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 06:57:42, 20 Nov
  • Visiting the land of smiles .......... ( Thai Life) series 3 .... #music (3 replies) - Voltaire returns - 04:50:42, 20 Nov
  • Caicedo put in a right shift tonight. Hope he gets a good rundown. Ecuador won 1-0 away to .... (4 replies) - tapas - 01:03:06, 20 Nov
  • Got 4 hours in Dublin city centre tomorrow...Any suggestions as to what to do? (18 replies) - the blue one - 00:13:11, 20 Nov
  • Usually try to stick to football, but is this an early April Fool's joke? .... (3 replies) - MattNY - 23:36:12, 19 Nov
  • Lovely goal (1 replies) - tapas - 23:11:54, 19 Nov


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