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  • Puzdosia is up on Stripchat (0 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 09:37:58, 28 Sep
  • If Man City's participation in the Premier League under the new owners is expunged, then Liverpool will also .... (0 replies) - SW6 1HS - 09:33:10, 28 Sep
  • When it gets to the Arteta part lol .... (3 replies) - ReverendJim - 09:20:46, 28 Sep
  • NFL spoiler: .... (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 08:32:10, 28 Sep
  • Great result yesterday for our Ladies but what I saw of the match we were heavily under the cosh. .... (3 replies) - Chelsea Del - 08:12:32, 28 Sep
  • It now sounds like it was a local farmer who foiled .... (4 replies) - Cross Eyed Newt - 07:45:24, 28 Sep
  • So the RAF base, now seems that it was a local .... #politics (1 replies) - Cross Eyed Newt - 07:40:00, 28 Sep
  • Dippers preparing a move for Kees Smit. .... (0 replies) - RatusRatus - 06:35:21, 28 Sep
  • Dat 4 of Bangkok Flooding..... .... (6 replies) - Voltaire returns - 02:42:45, 28 Sep
  • Distracted by the VU thread, but I just came on here to apologise to Keira Wals for everything I said. .... (4 replies) - Wally Green - 00:04:09, 28 Sep
  • Are any of you having withdrawal symptoms from not being able to watch PL football, like me? .... (9 replies) - Andy S - 23:14:30, 27 Sep
  • It is frustrating to find out that players have "knocks" or "strains" and cant play for a few .... (0 replies) - Andy S - 23:11:06, 27 Sep
  • Here she comes, You'd better watch your step... (14 replies) - Persil - 23:03:57, 27 Sep
  • Nice thread slagging off Man City fan Stefan Borsan by a fellah who .... (1 replies) - tapas - 22:26:28, 27 Sep
  • Did we miss out on important CL spots in the City cheat period? .... (5 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 21:49:03, 27 Sep
  • Greece deservedly 1-0 winners. (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 21:44:44, 27 Sep
  • Up the bubbles! (0 replies) - Soames - 21:41:30, 27 Sep
  • NFL spoiler: .... (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:36:35, 27 Sep
  • Greece 1 up in Germany (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 21:20:04, 27 Sep
  • How many Eire international players have we had .... (26 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 20:51:45, 27 Sep
  • Man citys punishment confirmed by Liam .... (8 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 20:42:26, 27 Sep
  • The Sopranos has got to be the most gorgeous series ever. .... (11 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 20:33:19, 27 Sep
  • Delighted for the bus driver on Millionaire. Lovely job. (9 replies) - Ricardinho - 20:28:03, 27 Sep
  • Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred (1 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 20:20:15, 27 Sep
  • All these different football channels charging you .... (1 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 20:19:20, 27 Sep
  • NFL presenter talking about the Chargers finding ways to fuqq up, asked the other presenter .... (6 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:58:31, 27 Sep
  • So alesso makes at least 10 fouls .... (2 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 19:30:30, 27 Sep
  • Makes you laugh when arsenal sing .... (10 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 19:29:12, 27 Sep
  • It all makes sense now as to why Citeh replaced Pep with a championship manager (3 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 19:23:24, 27 Sep
  • Nice feisty London derby, no goals conceded, beat the Arse, fairly good crowd, no need .... (5 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 19:21:51, 27 Sep
  • NFL non-spoiler: Buffalo kit is very drab. Homage to a very old kit? (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:08:13, 27 Sep
  • If Walsh carries on like she's started this season I'll be baking myself a large humble pie (7 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:43:08, 27 Sep
  • arsenal went fairly big in the summer...massive squad now....but are already 7 points off the leaders (4 replies) - onion bhaji - 18:36:00, 27 Sep
  • Arsenal fans bringing the small club mentality to ladies .... (5 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 18:32:43, 27 Sep
  • Who was the co-comm ? Blind bat (5 replies) - LarryDavid - 18:31:22, 27 Sep
  • Carpenter, Bronze, Walsh, Potter and Thompson were excellent today (0 replies) - Tala - 18:30:25, 27 Sep
  • Walsh and Thompson magnificent , have that you SGD (1 replies) - westcountryblue - 18:29:09, 27 Sep
  • We just ended their 20 game unbeaten streak in the league (0 replies) - Tala - 18:28:49, 27 Sep
  • Fukk off Arsenal # (2 replies) - Vialli Nove - 18:27:54, 27 Sep
  • Could have done with Sam Kerr out there today (0 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 18:27:25, 27 Sep
  • Enjoyed that win! Great passion and effort. Some .... (0 replies) - FeckemAll - 18:27:12, 27 Sep
  • Very well played ladies!!! (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 18:25:17, 27 Sep
  • Couldn't see them hanging on to that. Better team though .... (0 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 18:25:13, 27 Sep
  • Hard fought win! Proper slog! (0 replies) - LarryDavid - 18:24:46, 27 Sep
  • yesss....vital win....hard fought for (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 18:24:27, 27 Sep
  • Excellent result. Good performance after a very poor start. (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:24:12, 27 Sep
  • If you're going to boot it upfield, go for the touchlines and force them to take .... (1 replies) - bovis messroom - 18:19:31, 27 Sep
  • Feqq off Christenson (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:16:40, 27 Sep
  • long ball to the side hh! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 18:16:37, 27 Sep
  • That was off by a foot! (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:12:41, 27 Sep
  • foul ref!!! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 18:10:57, 27 Sep
  • Here she is. C'mon Aggie (0 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 18:09:03, 27 Sep
  • Need a second , come on Aggie (0 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 18:08:20, 27 Sep
  • Come on Agbert! (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:07:48, 27 Sep
  • Its kind of coming (1 replies) - John Phillips - 18:06:44, 27 Sep
  • more subs & energy needed (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 18:06:00, 27 Sep
  • Thompson had to run towards Malard then (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:05:59, 27 Sep
  • Need to get a hold of the ball and keep hold of it for a while. In their .... (2 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 18:02:56, 27 Sep
  • Summariser is Arsenal right ? Its like Arsenal TV (1 replies) - John Phillips - 18:02:05, 27 Sep
  • The Arsenal GK caught the ball and the ref blew for a foul (1 replies) - John Phillips - 18:01:19, 27 Sep
  • Great Lucy bronze tackle there (1 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 17:59:22, 27 Sep
  • Had enough chances to have finished these off by now. It's got the .... (0 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 17:58:12, 27 Sep
  • What's happened with Aggie Aggie Aggie. Is she injured (1 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 17:56:43, 27 Sep
  • There's the bias "Russo DRAGGED DOWN" (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:55:46, 27 Sep
  • Mallard with the Kalou grin after blowing another chance (0 replies) - LarryDavid - 17:55:19, 27 Sep
  • not offside - again! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 17:52:43, 27 Sep
  • That was NOT offside ffs (4 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:52:23, 27 Sep
  • And again "McCabe goes down" she was fouled (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:51:10, 27 Sep
  • Ref stops play for blatant acting (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:47:32, 27 Sep
  • this ref....wow (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 17:47:20, 27 Sep
  • "She may not get a better chance than that today" She had a better chance first half! (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:46:08, 27 Sep
  • strike 2 for mallard (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 17:44:45, 27 Sep
  • Commentator/ pundit says McCabe makes the most .... (3 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 17:44:39, 27 Sep
  • Another clear Arse yellow not given (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:42:00, 27 Sep
  • Walsh working effectively higher up the pitch. Better than last season. (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:38:42, 27 Sep
  • Mallard ducked up with that chance (1 replies) - tamblingdonevilla - 17:25:30, 27 Sep
  • A gobby lot these arse fans. Not that they are .... (0 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 17:18:25, 27 Sep
  • gooners in the north stand too...ffs chelsea (3 replies) - onion bhaji - 17:15:54, 27 Sep
  • Pathetic ref books a slight delay but not a bad foul. (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:15:30, 27 Sep
  • Should have been 2 nil (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:14:14, 27 Sep
  • That's handy. Hopefully shut the farkers up (0 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 17:10:20, 27 Sep
  • She is tiny but has great speed. (0 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 17:10:14, 27 Sep
  • Goal!!! (0 replies) - Tambling5 - 17:10:03, 27 Sep
  • ave it!!! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 17:09:12, 27 Sep
  • LOL. Deserved. (0 replies) - bovis messroom - 17:08:57, 27 Sep
  • Thompson!!! (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:08:56, 27 Sep
  • James has a deceptively languid style- some of the others are languid but without the deception! (1 replies) - Tambling5 - 17:06:35, 27 Sep
  • James always looking for some spectacular strike. (1 replies) - bovis messroom - 17:04:02, 27 Sep
  • And there it is!!! (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:03:30, 27 Sep
  • Useless ref lets Stanway off a bad foul. (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:01:19, 27 Sep
  • Fat gooner chunt with a pint in his hand. Is that allowed .... (5 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 16:58:22, 27 Sep
  • buchanan is awful (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 16:56:40, 27 Sep
  • We're not picking up the pass and moves .... (0 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 16:55:09, 27 Sep
  • LJ long shot.... at least it wasn't over the bar.... :( (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:54:53, 27 Sep
  • Dopey ref stops Arse attack to give them a free kick 10 yards back (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:53:40, 27 Sep
  • Kaptein..Potter..poor (0 replies) - ChelseaDave - 16:52:54, 27 Sep
  • Struggling to get the ball out of our own half (0 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 16:49:07, 27 Sep
  • Getting bossed all over the pitch (1 replies) - westcountryblue - 16:48:49, 27 Sep
  • Girls look very lightweight (0 replies) - Edmondson - 16:48:22, 27 Sep
  • midfield ffs (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 16:47:15, 27 Sep
  • She was NOT offside! (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:45:14, 27 Sep
  • 2nd to everything at the moment (1 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 16:44:15, 27 Sep
  • We look craaaap (6 replies) - LarryDavid - 16:43:36, 27 Sep
  • not a great start (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 16:43:31, 27 Sep
  • Sounds like an Arsenal home match ! Annoying high pitched farkers (0 replies) - LarryDavid - 16:37:11, 27 Sep
  • Arse steal 15 yards on a throw in. Refs are pathetic. (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:35:48, 27 Sep
  • Outstanding rendition of south London forever!! cattle trucking bilge (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 16:33:05, 27 Sep
  • how many tickets have the club given arsenal? (3 replies) - onion bhaji - 16:31:46, 27 Sep
  • cmon Chelsea! (4 replies) - onion bhaji - 16:29:27, 27 Sep
  • Good catch from Overton. Him and his brother are big units. Bet they didn't get bullied in #cricket .... (0 replies) - Gazzad - 16:12:33, 27 Sep
  • the cricket may be over before the womens game starts! #cricket (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 16:12:25, 27 Sep
  • From the "How about that" files: I just saw a clip of Pakistan v Thailand, with the Thais romping to victory .... (1 replies) - MattNY - 16:12:09, 27 Sep
  • Wahey!!!! Great throw Jofra! Run out by miles. 77 for 4 #cricket .... (7 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:02:08, 27 Sep
  • Tesr (0 replies) - starsky - 15:57:27, 27 Sep
  • LJ is back for the match today....so is bronze unfortunately....k/o at 4:30pm, on sky (4 replies) - onion bhaji - 15:54:09, 27 Sep
  • *Avanti* Aldo Zilli described the Italian football team as "Mummy's Boys" after they failed to .... (0 replies) - Veritas - 15:45:07, 27 Sep
  • lovely ball from baker #cricket (2 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:58:06, 27 Sep
  • Potential tribunal pay outs based on a bit of digging. I'm at >£500M. Let's hope every club goes for it... .... (7 replies) - JimmyJ - 14:19:49, 27 Sep
  • really good article by a. fantastic writer / journo .... (4 replies) - blue in bath - 13:44:31, 27 Sep
  • Pep leaves. City spend fortunes in the window. They knew what .... (5 replies) - Butch - 13:36:04, 27 Sep
  • So you get bought by a country with a bottomless pit of money AND .... (3 replies) - John Phillips - 13:32:43, 27 Sep
  • **Tapas** procedure for appeal and arbitration. .... (5 replies) - Exiled Blue ★ - 13:21:10, 27 Sep
  • Erlands Navies - was it you who lived in Brasil? .... (3 replies) - V R Lee - 13:11:52, 27 Sep
  • Century for Tom Banton! Clap clap clapitty clap clap clap!! 186-2 in 33rd over #cricket (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:56:39, 27 Sep
  • All kinds of allegations banded around re City. From evading .... (10 replies) - Butch - 12:48:52, 27 Sep
  • Not a follower of Rugby, but watched the Newcastle Knights this morning .... (8 replies) - V R Lee - 12:35:29, 27 Sep
  • England 87-2 after 20 overs , Duckett got a 5 ball duck again (4 replies) - bezz - 12:05:41, 27 Sep
  • Without trying to abdicate PE funds from wrongdoing, theyve clearly .... (9 replies) - tapas - 11:51:49, 27 Sep
  • Thoughts with Volts and friends and neighbours. One hell of a flood over there... .... (2 replies) - Avanti - 11:35:18, 27 Sep
  • Is Harry back to being a Prince again ? The media are calling him Prince again (7 replies) - Macmickmanus - 11:10:49, 27 Sep
  • Get out there guys! It's gorgeous and the weather is about to break. Last of the summer sun.... (11 replies) - V R Lee - 10:16:45, 27 Sep
  • So are we getting punished next? (5 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 10:11:32, 27 Sep
  • What's to stop them from starting City's punishment now? .... (3 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 10:09:01, 27 Sep
  • regarding man city and punishments, is anyone .... (13 replies) - blue in bath - 08:05:32, 27 Sep
  • How does Palmer miss so many opportunities .... (4 replies) - lablublu - 07:20:56, 27 Sep
  • Citeh chairman says nothing has changed and process is ongoing. Why would he say this? .... (22 replies) - Blue Harvs - 06:06:02, 27 Sep
  • Bellingham becomes such a key figure in England squad also in Madrid. He's getting better .... (5 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 05:37:44, 27 Sep
  • Happiness is your current situation minus your expectations... (1 replies) - Voltaire returns - 05:22:32, 27 Sep
  • History if we watch closely has a habit of repeating itself.... .... #covid (1 replies) - Voltaire returns - 04:55:23, 27 Sep
  • Sunday morning thoughts............ .... (0 replies) - Voltaire returns - 04:28:51, 27 Sep
  • Morning from a flooded Bangkok..... .... (5 replies) - Voltaire returns - 02:37:51, 27 Sep
  • Change of keeper but Kane stays .... (1 replies) - RON - 02:03:25, 27 Sep
  • If you think Estevao can be better than Neto at wing back your deluded (7 replies) - MUZOORA - 00:59:33, 27 Sep
  • Yes, it's no longer music nite, Yes, the sound is'nt great & it's B&W, but this clip is new to me. #music .... (1 replies) - Wally Green - 00:36:08, 27 Sep


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