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  • Faky not un smelly humid, lavly. (1 replies) - nipper ★ - 14:19:26, 21 June
  • Apparently Azpi is one of the pundits on BBC coverage of the Spain game this .... (1 replies) - bairns - 14:13:09, 21 June
  • We can all speculate on the reasons for the lack of transfer business so far, but I'm .... #transfers (10 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 13:38:40, 21 June
  • 4 weeks undefeated (3 replies) - LarryDavid - 12:36:15, 21 June
  • Tottenham look like they mean business next season. £80m .... (39 replies) - MHL13 - 11:30:14, 21 June
  • 9 down, another 5ver for Henry .... (0 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 11:29:29, 21 June
  • Tongue out first ball #cricket (4 replies) - Butch - 11:25:12, 21 June
  • Fisher gone (0 replies) - Butch - 11:23:30, 21 June
  • Archer gone already #cricket (0 replies) - Butch - 11:12:20, 21 June
  • Root out already!! #cricket (0 replies) - Butch - 11:11:55, 21 June
  • England toil in the field.... Stokes and Atkinson cleared to return #cricket .... (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 10:37:15, 21 June
  • Arf. You might not speak Turkish but you'll understand his frustration. We've been there with .... (2 replies) - Persil - 09:00:07, 21 June
  • Moises almost out? .... (7 replies) - Magic Hat - 08:44:04, 21 June
  • My dark horses doing well. 4 goals last night and no infantile celebrations (7 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 08:14:28, 21 June
  • Onion Johnny (1 replies) - batt45 - 07:49:02, 21 June
  • Superb 2 at Wordle (1 replies) - Trix - 07:45:00, 21 June
  • 3 years ago when Summerville went down with Leeds I said we should buy him. SDs need to start .... (6 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 07:43:56, 21 June
  • As we know you're all a bit silly with your interest in manly Scandinavians, I've just .... (21 replies) - Asger - 07:37:39, 21 June
  • Woe... now Japan are knocking the shop down ( Canadian Commentary) .... (2 replies) - Voltaire returns - 05:34:16, 21 June
  • I'm very disappointed with the Scots losing to Morocco. Which is a team Denmark .... (10 replies) - Asger - 05:09:38, 21 June
  • RIP Hughsies boy .... (1 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 03:45:21, 21 June
  • Incredible from Curacao! .... (0 replies) - Bluedy heck - 02:59:29, 21 June
  • A World Cup of heart warming stories..... (0 replies) - Voltaire returns - 02:58:19, 21 June
  • Ecuador out, 1 Chelsea player gets a rest (8 replies) - starsky - 02:57:46, 21 June
  • Blimey - what a result for Curacao! (1 replies) - Cacoethes - 02:57:26, 21 June
  • Have a Drink on Me! .... (2 replies) - RON - 02:37:43, 21 June
  • I just have to get to the bottom of this. Is it less offensive to use Cote D'Ivoire than the .... (7 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 02:34:35, 21 June
  • Room .... (0 replies) - Cacoethes - 02:34:13, 21 June
  • Entertaining game TBH (0 replies) - MBLUE - 02:22:24, 21 June
  • Anyone notice nagelsman at the end of the game? .... (2 replies) - Cross Eyed Newt - 01:34:56, 21 June
  • RIP Alex Hughes son of Mark (10 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 00:20:29, 21 June
  • New York Times reported an absolutely scathing criticism of Ronaldo. It said he wasnt bad; he .... (2 replies) - Andy S - 23:33:34, 20 June
  • Sex Pistols at the IOW festival on Sky One at 00:30 albeit with Frank Carter .... (4 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 23:26:48, 20 June
  • Boston newspaper reported that the Scots drank the city dry of beer. Boston had to quickly .... (2 replies) - Andy S - 23:25:36, 20 June
  • Just came back from taking my son and grandson to the Houston Stadium for Sweden v Netherlands. .... (2 replies) - Andy S - 23:15:16, 20 June
  • Also shoite defending. (0 replies) - Persil - 23:09:39, 20 June
  • German manager won that game with those changes (1 replies) - Jaychedar - 23:08:30, 20 June
  • Adringa you div! (2 replies) - Persil - 23:08:00, 20 June
  • Really like the profile of Felix Nmecha - ex Man city youth so Joe shields must know him well .... (4 replies) - oldboy - 23:07:48, 20 June
  • Far better striker than lurch (0 replies) - tapas - 22:59:10, 20 June
  • Took that well (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 22:58:40, 20 June
  • 2 well taken goals from Undav. Ex-Brighton too. Sign him up! .... (1 replies) - Wessex Blue - 22:58:37, 20 June
  • So German. (2 replies) - Persil - 22:58:14, 20 June
  • Good finish. Who does he play for? .... (4 replies) - mrtamblingman - 22:58:06, 20 June
  • Can still see Germany scoring (4 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 22:56:43, 20 June
  • This ivory coast goalkeeper will definitely going to get a lot of offer from the top clubs (2 replies) - hiddink - 22:54:12, 20 June
  • Nice break from Pepe, but what was Adringa doing? Just smash it first time! (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 22:51:44, 20 June
  • Oh ffs man, shoot. (3 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 22:51:04, 20 June
  • Nagelsmann = chunt (4 replies) - tapas - 22:43:45, 20 June
  • It is amusing when these players roll around on the floor like they've just .... (5 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 22:42:02, 20 June
  • Feck cattle truck feck (0 replies) - bezz - 22:31:26, 20 June
  • I've enjoyed what I've seen of the WC so far but there haven't been enough upsets so far .... (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 22:30:50, 20 June
  • That Ivory Coast number 26 is a gem. We should be looking at him (1 replies) - The P - 22:30:33, 20 June
  • It's funny how you can look at a player you once 'idolised' 'loved' 'supported' 'worshipped'.. .... (6 replies) - Persil - 22:24:46, 20 June
  • Commentator.."Germany's polished game associated with their shirt isn't visible". Yeah Anschluss 1982! (0 replies) - Z7 - 22:23:10, 20 June
  • That's the Rudiger we all knew and loved (0 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 22:20:05, 20 June
  • Diomande had trials at Cobham 3 years ago .... (9 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 22:17:47, 20 June
  • That's the Haverts we're used to, 3 passes straight the opposition then farking .... (2 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 22:17:06, 20 June
  • He don't take drugs like Adrian Mutu, Mutu.... (0 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 22:13:25, 20 June
  • Germany - 49 final third entries ............. apparently (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 21:59:29, 20 June
  • Both teams and the ref contributing to a very lively first half. (4 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 21:56:00, 20 June
  • These Jocks are taking grovelling to a level never seen before. .... (0 replies) - Surrey Lane - 21:51:56, 20 June
  • I don't know if it's because the PL was so dull and tomtite this year but the .... (7 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 21:47:55, 20 June
  • Superb wingplay by yann diomande for that goal (6 replies) - oldboy - 21:31:01, 20 June
  • Shweinhunt!! (1 replies) - BB10 - 21:30:54, 20 June
  • Whoop (0 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 21:30:20, 20 June
  • 1-0 Cote divoire (0 replies) - The Liquidator - 21:30:10, 20 June
  • Get in (0 replies) - bezz - 21:29:33, 20 June
  • Crowd booing the tactical break. Good. (0 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 21:26:16, 20 June
  • 'And now a word from our sponsors....' #hydrationmyarse (1 replies) - Persil - 21:24:44, 20 June
  • Back in the day, that's a goal. But rightly chalked off IMO. (0 replies) - MattNY - 21:22:40, 20 June
  • It's quite odd that Ivory Coast has kept it's name. I wonder why... (11 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 21:22:21, 20 June
  • Diomande is awful. (4 replies) - The Liquidator - 21:16:15, 20 June
  • Is that the Diomande.... .... (3 replies) - Blue Memories - 21:15:12, 20 June
  • A weekend in Nashville then onto Boston on Monday. Hopefully the Scots have all left! (0 replies) - GEEWIZZ - 21:10:46, 20 June
  • I bet we introduce kick off countdowns in our home games next season (4 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 21:02:15, 20 June
  • Sorry mod was I wrong? You'd have been better off just wiping the whole thread. Would've been a .... (3 replies) - Persil - 20:45:01, 20 June
  • One good thing about this World Cup is I've got to watch all these games and not had to use one .... (10 replies) - Persil - 20:39:17, 20 June
  • Not saying it's true but it might be .... (10 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 20:37:31, 20 June
  • Germany v Ivory Coast up next:) (1 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 20:34:52, 20 June
  • The "As it stands" table on the BBC sport website is interesting .... (2 replies) - Dont Mention Ze VAR - 20:27:55, 20 June
  • I thought the boys stuck together till the end. At the end of the day it came down to small .... (1 replies) - tapas - 20:19:51, 20 June
  • Which Einstein thought replacing Tommy Tuchel with Potter was a good idea? (7 replies) - KalousOffsideAgain - 20:11:43, 20 June
  • Gawd I'm having flashbacks! Same farkin nonsense. (3 replies) - Persil - 20:07:49, 20 June
  • Why arent we interested in Summerville (6 replies) - Real Social Dad - 20:02:04, 20 June
  • Terrific game .... (0 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 19:59:06, 20 June
  • What's Swedish for 'P45'? (4 replies) - Persil - 19:53:39, 20 June
  • Dumb Fries sounds like something you find in the White House cantine. (2 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 19:52:51, 20 June
  • Potter looks shellshocked on the touchline (2 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 19:52:26, 20 June
  • 5-1!!! Whatever potter build in the first game the goal difference, they just lost it (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:50:52, 20 June
  • Really, aside from the four goals (Mrs Lincoln), the Swedes have played quite well. Final .... (1 replies) - MattNY - 19:49:58, 20 June
  • I see Potter's having his usual effect on a team these days (4 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 19:34:55, 20 June
  • Elanga bit lively. (0 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 19:29:47, 20 June
  • What did elanga just do!!!! (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:29:03, 20 June
  • Gary O'Neill leaving the yanks for Ipswich. (0 replies) - Soames - 19:24:29, 20 June
  • Sweden's momentum will be ruined by the hydration break coming up. (0 replies) - Romans Soldier - 19:23:06, 20 June
  • first defeat for an ex-Chelsea manager, they'd been doing well so far (1 replies) - Under the Bridge - 19:22:32, 20 June
  • Elanga strolled past van Dijk (2 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 19:21:06, 20 June
  • Entertaining match, this. (0 replies) - MattNY - 19:20:57, 20 June
  • Another cracking goal (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 19:20:29, 20 June
  • Mind you, that was pretty good too (0 replies) - HPBlue - 19:20:14, 20 June
  • 4-1. The comeback is on! (0 replies) - Romans Soldier - 19:19:49, 20 June
  • Arie Haan would have buried that! (6 replies) - Romans Soldier - 19:19:21, 20 June
  • They have played with plenty of Dutch courage this evening (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 19:18:48, 20 June
  • Liverpool 4 Sweden 0. :( (2 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 19:17:40, 20 June
  • "cut's in on his right" ....... who could have guessed ? (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 19:17:28, 20 June
  • Potters Swedes being mashed # (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:17:19, 20 June
  • Thats the Potter we know (0 replies) - Mario stanic - 19:16:52, 20 June
  • You hate to see it happen to such a nice guy as Graham Potter .... (6 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 19:16:22, 20 June
  • Dutch finishing is clinical (0 replies) - HPBlue - 19:16:13, 20 June
  • 4 nil! (1 replies) - Romans Soldier - 19:15:42, 20 June
  • Madrid done a good buisness getting Dumfries (0 replies) - Jaychedar - 19:11:42, 20 June
  • Sweden squandering their good GD. Japan v Sweden could be interesting. (3 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 19:11:34, 20 June
  • Potter understandably getting stick but Sweden wouldn't be anywhere near the WC without him (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 19:10:52, 20 June
  • Dumfries has hell of a cross in him (0 replies) - oldboy - 19:10:24, 20 June
  • Half time team talk worked then lol (0 replies) - Vialli Nove - 19:09:12, 20 June
  • Potter's half-time team talk went well I see? (0 replies) - Romans Soldier - 19:09:11, 20 June
  • Ahh those inspirational half time Potter team talks. (0 replies) - Persil - 19:09:03, 20 June
  • Another fantastic Dutch goal (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 19:08:42, 20 June
  • Well lads it is wot it is we go again;) (0 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 19:02:14, 20 June
  • The first Holland goal really is a fantastic team goal. Brobbey keeps the move going then .... (4 replies) - Cheshire blue - 18:56:02, 20 June
  • Is that BBC Studio in the UK, as the background looks iffy? (8 replies) - Romans Soldier - 18:53:57, 20 June
  • This world cup games are so refreshing to watch considering the boring PL season (2 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 18:53:09, 20 June
  • Brightons keeper keeping them in the game (2 replies) - London is only Blue - 18:51:44, 20 June
  • Am I the only one who has practically zero interest in this World Cup? .... (21 replies) - Wooody - 18:47:40, 20 June
  • Hard luck on good idea. But he was just offside. (2 replies) - MattNY - 18:46:06, 20 June
  • Can see us signing that Dutch keeper ... He's useless :/ .... #transfers (3 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 18:46:02, 20 June
  • I do think there's 1 positive to come out of these hydration breaks for the players .... (2 replies) - Cheshire blue - 18:36:56, 20 June
  • That could be 2-1. Sweden aren't playing that badly; they aren't finishing. (4 replies) - MattNY - 18:29:57, 20 June
  • How do you say 'It is what it is' in Swedish? (2 replies) - Cross Eyed Newt - 18:28:53, 20 June
  • Potter looking totally lost as usual... Foook I hate managers. (9 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 18:26:11, 20 June
  • Netherlands beware. Inspirational Potter team talk. (0 replies) - Persil - 18:25:37, 20 June
  • Let's all stop for a Heinekin (2 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 18:24:25, 20 June
  • Crowd booing the break. Good. (4 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 18:24:16, 20 June
  • Cheeky bid for Brobbey? (2 replies) - lando blue - 18:23:52, 20 June
  • Think this may be the first and hopefully the last time we see these commercial breaks .... (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 18:23:43, 20 June
  • Rew out balls before wicket #cricket (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:22:52, 20 June
  • We really miss a strong number 9 .... (2 replies) - ZenBlue - 18:21:57, 20 June
  • Potter looking more Swedish. (1 replies) - MAC4CFC - 18:21:49, 20 June
  • Potter,swedens manager then,no wonder (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 18:21:24, 20 June
  • Why men prefer to watch football in pubs or cafes... .... (2 replies) - Romans Soldier - 18:21:15, 20 June
  • Sign him. He is on heat /fire :) (0 replies) - MAC4CFC - 18:19:51, 20 June
  • Potterific (0 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 18:18:10, 20 June
  • Sunderland have a good striker (1 replies) - London is only Blue - 18:17:29, 20 June
  • Holland 2 up. It is what it is (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 18:16:55, 20 June
  • 2 nil to the Dutch! (0 replies) - Romans Soldier - 18:16:47, 20 June
  • Potter needs to sack his tailor. That suit is way too small! (1 replies) - Romans Soldier - 18:14:50, 20 June
  • #PassAndRun. We should try it next season. (0 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 18:12:09, 20 June
  • He's what we thought we were getting with Liam Delap. Sunderland got .... (8 replies) - Persil - 18:09:32, 20 June
  • That move worked well cos he..... .... (2 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 18:07:19, 20 June
  • Have noticed a lot of international teams now have foreign coaches .... (3 replies) - oldboy - 18:07:17, 20 June
  • Holland 1 up. It is what it is (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 18:06:02, 20 June
  • There isn't many upsides to being 44, but at least I've seen some unbelievable football players .... (1 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 18:05:51, 20 June
  • Potter belting out the Swedish national anthem! (3 replies) - BlueHayes - 17:57:55, 20 June
  • Netherlands v Sweden should be a good game:) (13 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 17:27:52, 20 June
  • This is the 14th innings in a row that Duckett has failed to reach 50. Top score of 42. #cricket (5 replies) - Butch - 15:34:13, 20 June
  • England going well #cricket (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 15:29:25, 20 June
  • Arf! The latest from a prominent ITK .... (10 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 15:16:04, 20 June
  • gift from exeter in the rugby (2 replies) - onion bhaji - 15:04:30, 20 June


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