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  • Good article this about Alonso .... (0 replies) - The Aldershot Blue - 06:33:32, 12 May
  • One imagines that PGMOL will be keen to make sure West Ham don't go down for their error .... (0 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 05:51:22, 12 May
  • Shoes off for the West Ham, Chim-chimeny. Chim -chim chura .... (1 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 00:08:14, 12 May
  • If we do manage to keep West Ham up, I expect the bow bells chiming! Free Cockles and Pie and .... (5 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 23:49:32, 11 May
  • Estevao out of the World Cup. Absolutely gutted for the kid whilst also being .... (2 replies) - tapas - 23:48:14, 11 May
  • Has a team ever gone through a whole season without conceding a penalty before? (1 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 23:47:17, 11 May
  • Football eh! Welll! .... (1 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 23:43:43, 11 May
  • Just watched children of the blitz on BBC2, tears in my eyes. Catch it on iplayer .... (3 replies) - Baldfatlimey - 22:45:16, 11 May
  • It's always the ones you least suspect. .... (1 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 22:36:54, 11 May
  • West Ham beat Newcastle and its on us to make sure a win might not even be enough for them on .... (3 replies) - Bluewex - 22:21:39, 11 May
  • Easy really, Newcastle speak to Leeds .... (0 replies) - gary stanley - 22:21:27, 11 May
  • Spam need at least a draw at Newcastle. If they lose, Spurs need just 1 point for safety .... (1 replies) - Blue Fletch - 22:18:57, 11 May
  • West Ham are going to have to win a game .... (3 replies) - Deco and the Bunnymen - 22:17:50, 11 May
  • Even if we beat them,spam fixtures will probably send them down (3 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 22:15:41, 11 May
  • Spurs have probably got enough points already (2 replies) - dodgy Kepa - 22:15:28, 11 May
  • That Leeds 1st half offside looked dodgy at the time, it still does...... .... (10 replies) - tapas - 22:11:30, 11 May
  • Makes West ham's disallowed goal yesterday even more hard for their fans (2 replies) - nottodayokay - 22:11:29, 11 May
  • At least our game v spurs is now not a dead rubber. (5 replies) - bill55bill★ - 22:09:38, 11 May
  • If we dont beat spurs it is going to be unforgivable. (0 replies) - Rollover - 22:09:30, 11 May
  • Well we cant relegate Spurs now! .... (1 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 22:09:19, 11 May
  • This VAR sketch on last night's controversy at the London Stadium is quite .... (0 replies) - Romans Soldier - 22:08:45, 11 May
  • Poor result for Spurs. West Ham have been given a minor lifeline but they HAVE to win at Newcastle on Sunday. (2 replies) - Ricardinho - 22:08:31, 11 May
  • Revenge for years ago,in our hands,maybe. (1 replies) - blue steamahead - 22:07:55, 11 May
  • Ref Playing 16 mins to give Spuds a chance (0 replies) - FamousCFC - 22:07:50, 11 May
  • Over to you Westham. (2 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 22:07:10, 11 May
  • Nearly 15 mins pathetic (1 replies) - blue steamahead - 22:06:01, 11 May
  • Played the ball (0 replies) - blue steamahead - 22:04:51, 11 May
  • Spurs getting a pen here (1 replies) - des-alley - 22:04:23, 11 May
  • Not going to go in. (0 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 22:01:03, 11 May
  • 13 minutes added time is mental for this game. (2 replies) - youblue - 21:56:16, 11 May
  • Look at the way this Leeds team, with nothing to play for, fights for every ball. .... (0 replies) - Rollover - 21:55:53, 11 May
  • 13 mins,ffs (3 replies) - blue steamahead - 21:52:41, 11 May
  • A mandatory yellow for picking up the ball not given (1 replies) - Hertsblue - 21:49:58, 11 May
  • Lamptey on a free anyone? Ex brighton might tempt us. .... (3 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 21:49:20, 11 May
  • Few Hull fans in lower tier should .... (0 replies) - BB10 - 21:44:01, 11 May
  • Cov only decent team coming up. Ipswich, hull, saints boro zzzzz (0 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 21:42:33, 11 May
  • Millwall would have livened up a pretty sterile PL. Shame. (2 replies) - Ricardinho - 21:42:26, 11 May
  • Millwall v West Ham would offer more spice .... (0 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 21:41:52, 11 May
  • A Joe Rondon winner for Leeds would be nice (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 21:41:41, 11 May
  • Millwall farkin useless (0 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 21:41:34, 11 May
  • Spuds fan with ANGE on his shirt. Did the FL fall off in the wash? (1 replies) - Dont Mention Ze VAR - 21:39:30, 11 May
  • Oops hull two up (0 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 21:39:18, 11 May
  • 2 for hull! Game over for millwall (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:38:26, 11 May
  • Hull 2-0 (1 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 21:38:22, 11 May
  • What's Kinsky's nickname, Fours? (0 replies) - Dont Mention Ze VAR - 21:37:40, 11 May
  • Agent Ethan Ampadu, Ampadu! (0 replies) - elseychelsea - 21:36:32, 11 May
  • Dirty equaliser (0 replies) - des-alley - 21:34:54, 11 May
  • Ridiculous it took that long to give that (2 replies) - Alan ★ CFC - 21:34:41, 11 May
  • So predicting at final whistle when Millwall have lost and their fans storm on the pitch as per .... (1 replies) - westcountryblue - 21:33:09, 11 May
  • That's a penalty (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 21:32:57, 11 May
  • Must be pen. Kicked him in the head! (1 replies) - Dont Mention Ze VAR - 21:32:41, 11 May
  • Has to be a pen,dangerous play. (0 replies) - blue steamahead - 21:32:20, 11 May
  • Pen to dirty ?? (1 replies) - des-alley - 21:32:14, 11 May
  • Wes expected to stand tomorrow (1 replies) - Hertsblue - 21:31:44, 11 May
  • Got to be a pen (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:30:49, 11 May
  • Millwall v West Ham next season then (0 replies) - FamousCFC - 21:29:12, 11 May
  • There's an old mill by a stream, nelly deaaan (0 replies) - batt45 - 21:28:08, 11 May
  • Just seen a comment that Richarlison should be off. True? (0 replies) - V R Lee - 21:25:57, 11 May
  • Mauled by the Tigers (0 replies) - BB10 - 21:24:53, 11 May
  • Hull one up (2 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 21:24:48, 11 May
  • This may be one of the worst seasons of football ever for me, and I've been in the ground twice when we've .... (0 replies) - ReverendJim - 21:24:41, 11 May
  • Spurs have bagged an excellent coach in de zerbi .... (0 replies) - oldboy - 21:22:56, 11 May
  • Millwall come on!! (1 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 21:22:07, 11 May
  • Not often I shout... come on Leeds. (0 replies) - Kingy - 21:18:17, 11 May
  • If spurs win this then Westham fail to beat Newcastle our game against Spurs will be irrelevant .... (1 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 21:17:15, 11 May
  • What a season. Just about the most unsatisfying conveyor belt of events. (0 replies) - WhenTheFishAreDown - 21:15:29, 11 May
  • Spurs 1-0 up :( (1 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 21:12:43, 11 May
  • Bollarks! Looks like the Tottenham relegation party is gone :-( (0 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 21:12:35, 11 May
  • Yeah, thank but no thanks Gabby .... (0 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 21:11:10, 11 May
  • 69 year Lulu came joint first in Eurovision .... (3 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 20:57:05, 11 May
  • Jake cooper Millwall centre half is a throw back to the days when centre halves .... (1 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 20:55:38, 11 May
  • Watching Spuds v Dirty .... (4 replies) - jtlegend26 - 20:54:52, 11 May
  • Be good to see a Head Coach make it to his end of 2nd season review .... (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 20:54:45, 11 May
  • 180 (7 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 20:41:22, 11 May
  • 74 (0 replies) - Fitzchiv - 20:40:24, 11 May
  • Millwall crying about for nous and guile of Bannon (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 20:39:45, 11 May
  • For all the noise about Azziz, he is kin garbage (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 20:33:44, 11 May
  • Streams and links...... .... (3 replies) - The Chipster - 20:25:59, 11 May
  • I hope the nickname for Neghli of Millwall is Jay..... (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:19:50, 11 May
  • That L***s shirt is well ugly. (0 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 20:11:09, 11 May
  • Come on hull (1 replies) - Tuscanblue - 20:09:35, 11 May
  • My Step dad had a chance chat with JT at the weekend, JT walked into the bookies .... (10 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 20:06:29, 11 May
  • Watching Millwall tonight .... (0 replies) - Kingy - 20:05:13, 11 May
  • Ornstein also says Liverpool; are sticking with Slot and don't fancy Alonso anyway .... (6 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 20:03:05, 11 May
  • West Ham to contact PGMOL over disallowed goal. PGMOL will never apologise for this one, if they do and Spam .... (2 replies) - ReverendJim - 20:01:05, 11 May
  • So trying to watch 2 games at same time tonight. .... (2 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 19:49:07, 11 May
  • The BBC "analysis" of the West Ham disallowed goal contains this pearl: "This was when Trossard, with his back .... (4 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:48:09, 11 May
  • Ironically we might need the points more than spurs next week (2 replies) - dodgy Kepa - 19:36:24, 11 May
  • Iraola and Alonso have the same agent company - IDUB GLOBAL. Acc. to .... (5 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 19:35:01, 11 May
  • I hope its not Alonso, please Looord! We need a miracle worker not another novice .... (14 replies) - Mark Twain - 19:31:14, 11 May
  • Anyone farkoffee? (1 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 19:27:49, 11 May
  • So rumors have it that Alonso is front runner and no new player will be signed until a mgr is .... (2 replies) - BornAblue - 19:25:17, 11 May
  • Estevao still hoping to make the World Cup .... (2 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 19:20:25, 11 May
  • David ornstein has confirmed our interest in xabi alonso .... (1 replies) - oldboy - 19:12:50, 11 May
  • Clearlake .... (2 replies) - busterjug - 18:57:27, 11 May
  • Ornstein confirming the Alonso interest .... (6 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 18:55:17, 11 May
  • Ab is the Romeo lavia of the current debate .... (1 replies) - Tuscanblue - 18:45:15, 11 May
  • Looking forward to.the Final.is it on BBC or ITV .... (4 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 18:37:00, 11 May
  • So row 23 for me, hope thats not too low Wembley wise? (0 replies) - Jasim - 18:31:47, 11 May
  • Let's pretend it's 94 and we haven't been in a cup final for 20+ years. More exciting now, isn't it? (5 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 18:29:11, 11 May
  • The club friendly journos all reporting now that we are looking to appoint a new head coach .... (4 replies) - Hertsblue - 18:08:45, 11 May
  • Positive discussion between Chelsea and Alonso .... (2 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 18:07:41, 11 May
  • Fkg Rice always grabbing somebody in corners .... (8 replies) - lablublu - 17:17:41, 11 May
  • Seems that this wrestling at corners was kind of initiated by defence coaches. In the old days .... (1 replies) - Muzhik with Money - 16:55:21, 11 May
  • wtf are Donald Duck and his ducklings mud flat ling on about now (3 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 16:54:49, 11 May
  • So if Spurs win tonight, and Newcastle beat West Ham on Saturday. West Ham are down? (5 replies) - Noisia - 16:42:07, 11 May
  • Needs to be said. Coffee in a cafetiere is 'kin rubbish, give me a decent instant any day. (37 replies) - Dave - 16:36:36, 11 May
  • ***Papa Elf*** .... (5 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 16:21:28, 11 May
  • The "reports" Dave Fallows and Eggy are driving the Head Coach recruitment process .... (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 16:18:25, 11 May
  • I see that Glasner's coming slightly into the discussion about the next manager .... (7 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 16:14:01, 11 May
  • Raya .... (5 replies) - busterjug - 16:02:44, 11 May
  • I dont often agree with a referee but the idea of having the 6 yard box .... (8 replies) - Bluetrainspotter - 15:36:47, 11 May
  • I've been trying to put my finger on what the underlying thing that winds me up about our owners .... (19 replies) - Fitzchiv - 15:28:02, 11 May
  • In a world full of shoite attention seeking tools that call themselves journalists this fellah .... (12 replies) - tapas - 15:13:53, 11 May
  • Anyone kept an eye on Disasi since he went to west ham .... (9 replies) - luca behind you - 15:06:15, 11 May
  • Side note: John Stones is apparently leaving Man C at the end .... (12 replies) - MattNY - 15:05:18, 11 May
  • Calum McFarlane in charge of Chelseafc for an fa cup final, let that farking sink in........i (32 replies) - Cheshire blue - 14:45:44, 11 May
  • Fark the money, our SDs would only waste it on shoit. I'd rather Arsenal win nothing. .... (6 replies) - ReverendJim - 14:37:26, 11 May
  • Ahem. I don't think so .... (6 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 14:34:51, 11 May
  • This sort of post alway makes me laugh on X .... (7 replies) - The Aldershot Blue - 14:20:40, 11 May
  • Filipe Luis has all the makings of another disaster. .... (17 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 14:16:42, 11 May
  • Forever moaning about strange Cup final kick off times and now we have a 3pm Ive realised its a pain in the .... (2 replies) - Bexley Blues - 13:58:54, 11 May
  • From Tottenham, West Ham, Burnley and Wolverhampton. .... (19 replies) - Kalumiana - 13:36:24, 11 May
  • So basically around the start of the World Cup. In think a couple of weeks earlier would be better .... (8 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 13:30:15, 11 May
  • Only the 3 fav red teams get that call in their fav .... (1 replies) - lablublu - 13:25:50, 11 May
  • Compare mareca antics with arteta and tell me they are treated the same (1 replies) - Tuscanblue - 12:56:45, 11 May
  • Please is there a way to officially report arsenal .... (11 replies) - barrshevy2 - 12:51:28, 11 May
  • An idea re refs. Why not put the refs from, say, the top six European leagues into a pool and .... (1 replies) - Muzhik with Money - 12:50:14, 11 May
  • So Pablo only "fouled" Raya because Trossard pushed him into Raya in the first place .... (6 replies) - Invictus - 12:46:23, 11 May
  • "an additional 2,276 tickets from Wembley"....where have they suddenly come from ? (6 replies) - onion bhaji - 12:31:45, 11 May
  • Filipe Luis now into 7/2 .... (11 replies) - Hertsblue - 12:29:54, 11 May
  • fakkin freezing aht, Summer? Someone's avin a fakkin giraffe (14 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 12:16:05, 11 May
  • Could be another busy Summer with Saudi Pro League acquisitions [piece from Ben Jacobs] .... (4 replies) - Hertsblue - 12:04:59, 11 May
  • Anyone on here been picked for the " its a knockout" cup final team. .... (6 replies) - Alec Busheel - 11:56:43, 11 May
  • Who can understand why Pedro did not get a .... (6 replies) - KevDonn - 11:43:41, 11 May
  • Probably been said on here but which .... (6 replies) - superscaniav8 - 11:19:15, 11 May
  • 75.5% of PL fans surveyed by the football supporters association want VAR scrapped .... (13 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 11:06:56, 11 May
  • I can see Bournemouth finishing 5th and Iraola's stock will be at an all time high .... (9 replies) - oldboy - 10:57:30, 11 May
  • Anyone know the date/time of the PGMOL Open top bus parade? (2 replies) - B★TC - 10:50:37, 11 May
  • I just hope they'll hold a mirror up to themselves and really reflect on whether the decisons .... (3 replies) - Fitzchiv - 10:45:33, 11 May
  • Anything to be gained/lost by allowing the var .... (8 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 10:45:00, 11 May
  • Livarpool last season, Varsenal this. Corrupt. (4 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 10:40:22, 11 May
  • Martin Keown sums up your average Arsenal wanquer. (3 replies) - Silicon Steve - 10:38:22, 11 May
  • Change of rules for corners limiting the number of players in the penalty area is due. .... (19 replies) - Alec Busheel - 10:23:04, 11 May
  • Was that the day football finally died? .... (9 replies) - Deco and the Bunnymen - 10:10:33, 11 May
  • A much better performance from us against Liverpool, I actually saw a bit of fight and strong .... (5 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 10:08:22, 11 May
  • Schmeichel and Rio Ferdinand both been very critical of yesterdays var farce. Hopefully theres a bit of a .... (0 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 10:06:39, 11 May
  • Get well soon Alan Brazil. He must also be going through a period of self reflection. (3 replies) - Silicon Steve - 09:59:03, 11 May
  • Some noise Kieran McKenna may move on from Ipswich, despite winning promotion .... (2 replies) - Hertsblue - 09:52:22, 11 May
  • No loss against Liverpool since! Baby steps and that!! (0 replies) - Noisia - 09:48:35, 11 May
  • Do we know when the "period of self reflection" will be concluded? .... (32 replies) - Fitzchiv - 09:36:23, 11 May
  • Is section 122 row 17 in the Chelsea end .... (3 replies) - superscaniav8 - 09:34:11, 11 May
  • Does anybody still use the house phone? (10 replies) - Ricardinho - 09:29:06, 11 May
  • Ref Watch says - foul on Raya first - before .... (16 replies) - MHL13 - 09:17:48, 11 May
  • Despite his shocking miss Matteus Fernandez is a proper midfielder and I wont be surprised if we go for him .... #transfers (5 replies) - oldboy - 09:08:58, 11 May
  • Par today on Wordle. Quite happy as I had a few options for my 4th go. (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 09:07:10, 11 May
  • Regarding the managerial situation, I think our main target is Xabi Alonso .... (10 replies) - oldboy - 09:05:19, 11 May
  • Given how miserable the seasons been, what's been your top 3 moments? .... (13 replies) - Noisia - 09:00:09, 11 May
  • How can var improve the decision making process when it's the same incompetent match fixing .... (1 replies) - Cheshire blue - 08:55:28, 11 May
  • On the one hand, VAR hasn't been great in the Arsenal game yesterday, on the other .... (1 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 08:52:59, 11 May
  • It took VAR over 4 minutes and 17 replays. If you watch ANY goal from corner for that long you will find .... (7 replies) - oldboy - 08:47:03, 11 May
  • Focussing on Chelsea related maters- do we think the cup final team will be much different .... (4 replies) - Alec Busheel - 08:42:12, 11 May
  • So my interpretation of the farce yesterday was Raya was been impeded getting the ball. On .... (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 08:36:22, 11 May
  • Refs need to come out and var and justify their decisions. Keep the integrity keep it the 50/50 .... (2 replies) - London is only Blue - 08:29:46, 11 May
  • It could get worse, imagine that decision for them to win the C L :-( (2 replies) - Silicon Steve - 08:26:58, 11 May
  • When VAR was introduced my overriding objection was that it changes the nature of the sport. .... (5 replies) - mrtamblingman - 08:26:45, 11 May
  • Something has to be done about holding and grappling in the box at corners and set pieces. .... (5 replies) - MHL13 - 08:17:57, 11 May
  • That decision against West Ham in the Arse game yesterday has implications at the top and bottom. Disgraceful. .... (4 replies) - ReverendJim - 08:13:27, 11 May
  • Has there been a worse officiated league season than this one? VAR was supposed to improve .... (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 08:05:38, 11 May
  • Looks like our change in recruitment strategy includes buying from the Championship .... (3 replies) - Hertsblue - 07:50:45, 11 May
  • What is it people don't get. The powers that be want Arse to win the league, never in doubt! (16 replies) - oldgeezer - 07:45:41, 11 May
  • This is whats wrong about the refereeing in this country, particularly with Arsenal .... (1 replies) - Bluewex - 07:38:27, 11 May
  • Morning All, well that was a little better on Saturday wasn't it? maybe we will give .... (7 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 07:38:16, 11 May
  • Its as clear as mud that us and city .... (2 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 07:36:26, 11 May
  • Wow a referee wins the premier league this season .... (1 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 07:33:54, 11 May
  • I know we should concentrate on our own club .... (1 replies) - chappie - 07:27:05, 11 May
  • Please. Yesterday I asked a question about managers .... (7 replies) - Kalumiana - 07:25:36, 11 May
  • They've still gotta go to Palace abd I would love it , love it .... (2 replies) - Bluetrainspotter - 07:23:21, 11 May
  • Ive just realised. We have that idiot of a ref who was VAR yesterday, I the final next week., .... (2 replies) - IoW blue - 07:20:18, 11 May
  • The Bunny saga takes a twist. (2 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 06:50:02, 11 May
  • Saw this on some football page via a post: give the Conference .... (1 replies) - MattNY - 03:18:57, 11 May
  • Shaw Fire .... (0 replies) - RON - 02:33:23, 11 May
  • Arsenal have had 2 huge calls go their way this week. .... (4 replies) - Smipples - 23:59:12, 10 May


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