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  • Snicko would have proved if celery really struck Fabregas on the head and endangered his .... (1 replies) - Silicon Steve - 08:54:01, 03 July
  • I've just seen a photo of Bob Hoskins. I'm going to watch the Long Good Friday again. .... (0 replies) - SW6 1HS - 08:52:58, 03 July
  • Electrodes in players brains to detect "intention". That'll be next (2 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 08:32:04, 03 July
  • Fernandes - not going to be an early resolution by the sound of it. Madrid need to sell .... (7 replies) - Hertsblue - 08:22:47, 03 July
  • Var takes the human element out. If you need 6 cameras all in slo-mo... (4 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 08:03:44, 03 July
  • The biggest problem I have with VAR is last night .... (5 replies) - John Phillips - 08:03:42, 03 July
  • lol how bizarre that we have to go to audio detection to rule out a goal... .... (4 replies) - Chelskiing - 08:02:05, 03 July
  • Tuchel getting excuses in early... .... (3 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 08:01:25, 03 July
  • Klopp back in management as German Head coach apparently (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 08:00:05, 03 July
  • Just watching highlights of Croatia Vs Portugal. Croatia were .... (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 07:45:46, 03 July
  • Very soft penalty for Portugal last night. Sadly the ref got the last offside call right though (0 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 07:44:43, 03 July
  • I see AC Milan appear to be up for selling Tomori as he is in the final year of his contract .... (2 replies) - luca behind you - 07:40:27, 03 July
  • Switzerland's first World Cup knock-out win in 88 years. I'm surprised at that. (1 replies) - Ricardinho - 06:12:15, 03 July
  • That's got to be the muss of the tournament. (0 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 05:44:07, 03 July
  • Get me Manzambi to replace Enzo (2 replies) - CFC 93 - 04:26:14, 03 July
  • When stars blend in with the fans .... (2 replies) - RON - 03:44:29, 03 July
  • Mexico .... (3 replies) - RON - 03:34:13, 03 July
  • The offside decision was 100% correct whatever interpretation of the rules you want to use (9 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 02:19:09, 03 July
  • One of the Great World Cup matches .... (0 replies) - papastour - 02:16:24, 03 July
  • A good game of football but refs/VAR are killing the joy in this WC. Thats was a good goal .... (5 replies) - BornAblue - 02:14:51, 03 July
  • A chip and soundscan suggests it touched his hair! .... (0 replies) - Babacracka - 02:12:53, 03 July
  • Not even close to the football I've loved for years. .... (0 replies) - Tallafornia★ - 02:12:24, 03 July
  • Controversial call, they want Ronaldo for Marketing purposes (0 replies) - MBLUE - 02:10:25, 03 July
  • Ref made that decision very quick which suggests he didn't see that view from .... (0 replies) - bovis messroom - 02:09:33, 03 July
  • That last replay looks like he misses the header, why didn't ref get to see that angle? (1 replies) - LampShade - 02:09:28, 03 July
  • I dont even think the Croatian player touched the bal now that I saw the replay , not to .... (3 replies) - MBLUE - 02:09:19, 03 July
  • I wish they would get rid of VAR (1 replies) - papastour - 02:07:38, 03 July
  • This is rubbish. Viega clearly touched the ball (4 replies) - The P - 02:07:18, 03 July
  • Isn't a new play since the Portugal player touched it?! (1 replies) - MBLUE - 02:06:34, 03 July
  • Could be offside. (1 replies) - Tucker - 02:04:30, 03 July
  • Ahhh it's deffo off, raging (0 replies) - LampShade - 02:04:13, 03 July
  • Could be off ? (0 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 02:03:56, 03 July
  • Blimey 2-1. (1 replies) - Tucker - 02:03:42, 03 July
  • Hahahaha world cup has been mad (0 replies) - LampShade - 02:03:35, 03 July
  • Another 30 mins :) (0 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 02:03:20, 03 July
  • wtf (0 replies) - bezz - 02:03:13, 03 July
  • Marseca sold the centre back he was moaning about not getting - Veiga more than good enough (2 replies) - Benches - 01:51:45, 03 July
  • Viega has grown into a solid player so far (0 replies) - The P - 01:43:50, 03 July
  • Looked onside that (1 replies) - Tallafornia★ - 01:42:18, 03 July
  • Shaping up to be a good one. Both teams going for it. (0 replies) - bovis messroom - 01:37:10, 03 July
  • Love to see him miss this (0 replies) - bezz - 01:27:09, 03 July
  • Not penalty IMO (5 replies) - MBLUE - 01:26:05, 03 July
  • Shaping up to be a great last 30 mins this one (2 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 01:18:48, 03 July
  • Seriously this pink boots is just marketing?? (1 replies) - lablublu - 01:17:20, 03 July
  • Up Perisic! (0 replies) - Cacoethes - 01:15:13, 03 July
  • Portugal and Argentina have the same instructions when they get into area. .... (1 replies) - Bluedy heck - 01:14:39, 03 July
  • You just know Roberto Martinez will be the next England manager .... (2 replies) - Tala - 01:14:29, 03 July
  • Should've headed that,useless unt, pony and trap game,orf to bed (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 00:48:26, 03 July
  • I see Neto is practicing his tackling for his wingback role next season. ;-) (1 replies) - MattNY - 00:42:41, 03 July
  • If youre going to sell him, just do it , such a small difference in the grand scheme .... (4 replies) - BLUE BLOOD BROTHER - 00:28:05, 03 July
  • Lets hope Algeria beat Sweden so x can focus on important issues (1 replies) - Tuscanblue - 23:15:57, 02 July
  • If you can't train long enough to acclimatise to high altitude it is better to arrive as late .... (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 22:47:32, 02 July
  • Do it Roma! .... (7 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 22:30:55, 02 July
  • Re the Cucurella fee, there must be something more to it .... (21 replies) - Hertsblue - 22:22:57, 02 July
  • The one I miss is Azpi ! (1 replies) - Avanti - 22:09:32, 02 July
  • Was that Penelope Cruz they kept zoom ming in on. What a sort! (3 replies) - MHL13 - 22:00:57, 02 July
  • Why cant we go out and get someone like Oyarzabal? .... #transfers (8 replies) - Wooody - 22:00:45, 02 July
  • Spains 1st WC knock out win in 16 years (1 replies) - Hertsblue - 21:56:13, 02 July
  • We should not of sold cucurella .... (8 replies) - barrshevy2 - 21:56:07, 02 July
  • **Mr Tambling Man** .... (5 replies) - Up the Chels - 21:54:59, 02 July
  • Was never going to be a contest between these two. (0 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 21:54:11, 02 July
  • Cucurella man of the match imo. We sold him for peanuts (3 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 21:53:09, 02 July
  • Cucu is having fun (2 replies) - The P - 21:52:14, 02 July
  • No Chelsea player with goal or assist at WC yet (2 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 21:52:11, 02 July
  • 3-0 to Spain (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 21:51:26, 02 July
  • Does Danny Murphy understand there's no sh in the letter s? .... (0 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 21:49:38, 02 July
  • I do think we could have asked for a few more quid for Cucurella. (4 replies) - Ricardinho - 21:46:36, 02 July
  • Spain - Proper talented footballers. No big lumps (3 replies) - MHL13 - 21:44:13, 02 July
  • Can't stand Cucurella now (7 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 21:43:12, 02 July
  • A very good win for the England lasses. Now the simple task of Australia in the final. #cricket (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:37:46, 02 July
  • The Iberian countries looking like they will face each other again in the last 16 .... (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 21:34:59, 02 July
  • Ho hum. Got to hope the OAPs make their game interesting later (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 21:31:18, 02 July
  • SA 118 for 6. Need 52 from 14 balls #cricket (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:30:16, 02 July
  • When the poodle is on it he's on it. His fighting ability and refusal to let the move break .... (0 replies) - Soames - 21:29:27, 02 July
  • And that's all she wrote. Great ball movement, then the header. (0 replies) - MattNY - 21:28:49, 02 July
  • Austrian skinhead looks like he's got a memorabilia collection in the basement (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 21:28:14, 02 July
  • Is that Puyol or Robert Plant in the crowd? (1 replies) - Dont Mention Ze VAR - 21:26:36, 02 July
  • Murphy doesnt have an absolute cattle trucking scoobie (2 replies) - westcountryblue - 21:25:44, 02 July
  • Estevao ready for pre season or still injured? (1 replies) - MBLUE - 21:22:53, 02 July
  • Is that Chucky playing for Austria? (8 replies) - barrshevy2 - 21:09:55, 02 July
  • Kapp out for 5. SA 68 for 3 #cricket # (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:01:10, 02 July
  • Mexico win on Monday then? (7 replies) - andyjm - 20:58:51, 02 July
  • Joe Hart should sue Head & Shoulders - lokk what it's done to him!!! (3 replies) - Cacoethes - 20:55:43, 02 July
  • Still not 100% but Spain have upped their game. (0 replies) - TheMagus - 20:52:27, 02 July
  • Austrian keeper having a great game. Austrian forwards making Delap look like Drogba. (1 replies) - mrtamblingman - 20:48:35, 02 July
  • The most annoying thing about Pep's tactics is that everybody tries to copy it and fail. .... (0 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 20:48:33, 02 July
  • Posch = J. Arthur Rank .... (1 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 20:45:58, 02 July
  • The pace in which Spain move the ball is excellent. .... (0 replies) - Antonios Bandit - 20:42:13, 02 July
  • Cu cu i just want you,really love the things that you do .... (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 20:40:09, 02 July
  • Austria will have to put a move together now (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 20:38:13, 02 July
  • These two look well set. No chance of a wicket #cricket (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:33:54, 02 July
  • Mozart,,Karl Marx, er the German Chancellor you give the Spanish a helluva beating (3 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 20:33:32, 02 July
  • No wonder Arsenal won the league when these "experts" think fouling the keeper is part of the .... (1 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 20:32:16, 02 July
  • Foul. (2 replies) - blue steamahead - 20:31:48, 02 July
  • Sit down, Cucu! (0 replies) - SpecialOne - 20:31:06, 02 July
  • Cucu not pleased. (3 replies) - Romans Soldier - 20:30:12, 02 July
  • Pep Guardiola really did a number on this sport. (2 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 20:30:00, 02 July
  • What is going on with these jaw protectors? They look like Abe Lincoln! (2 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 20:27:01, 02 July
  • Two European teams and it becomes a bit boring and familiar. (0 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 20:26:37, 02 July
  • Bob the cat story :( .... (1 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 20:24:21, 02 July
  • I have no idea about the technicalities behind it, but matches shown from the US used to .... (2 replies) - Ricardinho - 20:23:41, 02 July
  • Penelope Cruz :-) (0 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 20:17:57, 02 July
  • Austria look up for the match. Fighting for every blade of grass. Great to see. (0 replies) - In The True Blue Blood - 20:13:39, 02 July
  • England finish on 169-5. Disappointing last 2 overs. Looked on to get 180 #cricket (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:05:44, 02 July
  • Spain ,dark horses? (5 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 19:56:06, 02 July
  • Why do I always hear the Blackadder theme in the Spanish National Anthem ? (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 19:55:25, 02 July
  • Are Spain sponsored by LIDL ? (1 replies) - des-alley - 19:35:19, 02 July
  • "Oor Dave" on the panel for tonight's game! (0 replies) - bairns - 19:34:31, 02 July
  • I'm a Lauren Bell nationalist #cricket (0 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 19:29:19, 02 July
  • G'won Jan duwim!!! (2 replies) - nipper ★ - 19:18:18, 02 July
  • oh well..... #cricket (2 replies) - onion bhaji - 18:53:10, 02 July
  • Wire Todge bowled 20-2 #cricket (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:45:22, 02 July
  • That was 100% a four! #cricket (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:43:38, 02 July
  • Amy Jones fails, AGAIN #cricket (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:37:26, 02 July
  • cmon England! #cricket (1 replies) - onion bhaji - 18:31:20, 02 July
  • It's well known that when South American teams like Brazil, Argentina etc have to play away in .... (10 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 18:18:02, 02 July
  • Massive advantage for Mexico throughout first 4 games. .... (5 replies) - Carefreefook - 18:03:25, 02 July
  • Harrah! Pubs in England now allow to stay open late for England game:) .... (7 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 17:55:11, 02 July
  • I said it before: Go out and buy Barcola - very .... (7 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 17:38:50, 02 July
  • 3 veg > 3 veg(sacrifice) > 4 veg > 5 veg(didnt know this spelling existed!!) (3 replies) - nipper ★ - 17:24:24, 02 July
  • Pubs allowed to stay open until 5am for Mexico game, what could possibly go wrong !! (6 replies) - des-alley - 17:22:43, 02 July
  • Xabi Alonso, hows there still no interview or promotional videos yet? (12 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 16:58:45, 02 July
  • Grunting rusky heading for the salt mines (2 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 16:38:45, 02 July
  • I cannot emphasise enough how pleased I was to .... #politics (6 replies) - Carefree Blue - 16:16:50, 02 July
  • So who's watching the Spain v Austria match tonight? (22 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 15:58:21, 02 July
  • G'won Jacob duwim !!!!! (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 15:39:35, 02 July
  • A war match on in the ladies tennis (3 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 15:27:54, 02 July
  • Please. Has anyone heard from our DR Congo resident Kalumiana? .... (7 replies) - Exiled Blue ★ - 15:18:42, 02 July
  • If it helps Senegal, they'd have lost the penalties. a) because of Courtois. b) Jackson would have taken one (12 replies) - Under the Bridge - 14:59:04, 02 July
  • Arf. .... (5 replies) - Persil - 14:58:43, 02 July
  • Many will say it's still too lenient but at least they now will serve some time for their awful actions: .... (6 replies) - God Is ODJ - 14:51:01, 02 July
  • I know that we are probably more responsible for this than others but the fees players .... (8 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 14:07:30, 02 July
  • Mexico or Portugal .... (5 replies) - East Putney - 14:03:28, 02 July
  • Ive just injected steroids into my arm. .... (7 replies) - Suffolk Blue - 13:28:14, 02 July
  • I think the pressure has been removed from the England team against Mexico .... (10 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 13:24:30, 02 July
  • G'won Katie duwer!!! (1 replies) - nipper ★ - 13:07:43, 02 July
  • Spurs do sign a fair few Wet Ham players considering how much the clubs are supposed .... (3 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 12:50:30, 02 July
  • Not so bad then... .... (0 replies) - DecreeNumber889 - 12:42:44, 02 July
  • Last time England came from behind .... #politics (7 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 12:39:35, 02 July
  • Rayo Vallecano not happy with us over Chavarria apparently .... (5 replies) - Hertsblue - 12:21:34, 02 July
  • Lucy Bronze staying for another year (17 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 12:01:34, 02 July
  • I said yesterday that the back 4 picked yesterday would probably not get into any other .... (15 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 11:39:40, 02 July
  • Kane dived and it was not a penalty; for once I agree with the wiggy Granny botherer (9 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 11:38:29, 02 July
  • G'won 'arfa duwim!!! (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 11:23:40, 02 July
  • Whilst I accept England are poor and lucky etc I'd like them to beat Mexico and play .... (8 replies) - mrtamblingman - 11:21:45, 02 July
  • Frankie Detorri injured in car accident and hospitalised withseveral broken ribs... .... (7 replies) - Romans Soldier - 11:03:43, 02 July
  • Sophie Cunningam is incontestably the hottest woman on earth. Stop. .... (10 replies) - Asger - 11:00:14, 02 July
  • Stevie G and Rooney wanted to leave but 'fans' helped to change their minds and they stayed. Doubt .... (10 replies) - Silicon Steve - 10:57:17, 02 July
  • Did altitude affect England v Argentina in 1986? We seemed to cope extremely well. (8 replies) - SW6 1HS - 10:49:48, 02 July
  • Very delayed comment. Watched France v Sweden and it struck me why .... (10 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 10:15:24, 02 July
  • From an Orient mate. Harry Kane he's one of our own, Leyton Orient & England. :-) (2 replies) - Silicon Steve - 10:15:22, 02 July
  • Not all that bothered about Enzo leaving, but not really thrilled about it either .... (26 replies) - Juice - 09:51:55, 02 July
  • Been to the old Azteca once in '95, there were small arched holes in the walls selling shots of tequila. .... (11 replies) - Silicon Steve - 09:45:55, 02 July
  • World football really evening up. I would say there are .... (0 replies) - John Phillips - 09:44:14, 02 July
  • England VS DRC .... (11 replies) - Kalumiana - 09:39:32, 02 July
  • Spuds had already spent just under half a billion quid over the previous 3 .... (6 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 09:35:34, 02 July
  • This may be naive, but is it really no possible for England to have done some preparation .... (23 replies) - mrtamblingman - 09:20:12, 02 July
  • 40 years since the "hand of god" incident, at our last visit to the Azteca .... (19 replies) - Hertsblue - 09:09:16, 02 July
  • Don't pay much attention to transfer stuff, especially other teams, but where will Conor fit .... (5 replies) - mrtamblingman - 09:07:04, 02 July
  • You can watch all WC full matches on Footballia AND .... (1 replies) - John Phillips - 09:00:44, 02 July
  • Anyone for zone soccer? Yanks were trying to change the game. .... (2 replies) - Romans Soldier - 08:37:37, 02 July
  • Spurs are going to be a real handful next season. They really aren't messing about in this .... (26 replies) - MHL13 - 08:34:58, 02 July
  • Chelsea at the baseball. .... (4 replies) - Better Call Saul - 08:26:58, 02 July
  • So USA now get to play Belgium after a dodgy penalty that eliminated a country .... (8 replies) - Freo ★ - 07:58:25, 02 July
  • Senegal Hotspur (1 replies) - Kingy - 07:56:18, 02 July
  • After Tonali and Mateus fernandez, Spurs want Junior Kroupi for 90m. Getting top 4/5 .... (9 replies) - oldboy - 07:42:58, 02 July
  • It sounds like we've amended our club badge slightly? The font and small design tweaks? (0 replies) - Ricardinho - 07:40:56, 02 July
  • Just a thought! England beat Mexico 2-0 at 1966 World Cup! .... (7 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 07:28:17, 02 July
  • I watched the first half of the Senegal game who were excellent. Shocked to see .... (0 replies) - Silicon Steve - 07:27:28, 02 July
  • Morning all, up the farking Vindaloo bum to you all. (3 replies) - Papa Elf - 06:34:43, 02 July
  • SOTD a video: .... (0 replies) - Carefree - 06:31:09, 02 July
  • Hey Pedro! Who is this Snor Harry? .... (0 replies) - gnome of zurich - 06:06:16, 02 July
  • Hope they ship Jackson. He continues to be avarage. No signs of improvement (4 replies) - Itachi - 04:11:24, 02 July
  • Pundit .... (1 replies) - RON - 03:00:35, 02 July
  • Kane saves us but right back is a problem! .... (1 replies) - RON - 02:46:01, 02 July
  • Stupid rule nothing malicious there (1 replies) - lablublu - 02:31:00, 02 July
  • Crowd not at all happy about no penalty! Balogun went down easily. # (2 replies) - MattNY - 01:32:03, 02 July
  • Bosnia basically in circled wagons formation - if they can hold out another 70 minutes, I'll be surprised. (0 replies) - MattNY - 01:24:26, 02 July
  • What would they be reporting us for? .... (1 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 01:21:35, 02 July
  • Bosnia has won only one international match since June, 2024. (0 replies) - Andy S - 01:08:57, 02 July
  • Harsh on Senegal....though you got to put teams away when you can (1 replies) - Voltaire returns - 00:50:06, 02 July
  • People are so confused if they think there is any doubt over that Belgium penalty .... (4 replies) - Magic Carpet - 00:45:13, 02 July
  • Lineker should have advised Kane on winning penalties .... (0 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 00:31:36, 02 July
  • If I were Senegalese I would definitely demand a new witch doctor. They are cursed! (1 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 00:27:31, 02 July
  • Kane's was a stronger shout for a penalty than Belgium's. (5 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 00:09:44, 02 July
  • Ingerland! Ingerland! .... (0 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 00:06:50, 02 July
  • Eddie to Lukaku "why couldn't you do that for us you fat qunt!?" (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 23:53:56, 01 July
  • Shouldnt have taken Bobby Charlton off (0 replies) - John Phillips - 23:52:27, 01 July
  • Noway should Jackson be in our squad next season (9 replies) - MUZOORA - 23:51:17, 01 July
  • 2 yellow cards not given to Belgium players. (0 replies) - Soames - 23:49:59, 01 July
  • Wow. Now that would have unnerved some Senegal players. Was a possible red .... (0 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 23:49:48, 01 July
  • Give us a goal here, people. (2 replies) - MattNY - 23:49:41, 01 July
  • Time added on for the team who time wasted? Ok then (0 replies) - LampShade - 23:49:27, 01 July
  • US are in for a good tie tbh. Would fancy chances against this quite frankly woeful .... (2 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 23:48:43, 01 July
  • We'll never get to bed... (1 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 23:48:35, 01 July
  • Senegal only hae themselves to blame. A useless team with zero tactical awareness (0 replies) - DrogMan - 23:48:28, 01 July


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