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  • Oh dear... .... (1 replies) - Cold Palmer - 15:15:52, 12 Nov
  • Cole Palmer. Probably nonsense but made me giggle anyway.. .... (1 replies) - tapas - 14:30:54, 12 Nov
  • All these Sage & Thyme puns, where's Basil when you need him ? (7 replies) - Dave - 14:27:17, 12 Nov
  • Jensen Huang gone (15 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 14:09:10, 12 Nov
  • Ex BBC DJ Tim Westwood arrives in court, accused of 17 offences against nine women, including three assaults .... (5 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 14:04:14, 12 Nov
  • At last a definite answer to question: What's a Greek Urn?... .... (2 replies) - Avanti - 13:55:33, 12 Nov
  • We're looking at Zubimendi .. so the goons are eyeing up Scott (6 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 13:44:38, 12 Nov
  • See Palace have sacked Pierre Sage now .... (2 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 13:42:49, 12 Nov
  • Kavuma-McQueens got a very decent dig on him.. .... (0 replies) - tapas - 13:36:19, 12 Nov
  • Birdie 2 mustard 1 veg > 2 mustard 1 veg > 5 veg (1 replies) - nipper ★ - 12:46:23, 12 Nov
  • Palace sack Sage. He didn't know his onions. (11 replies) - Cheshire blue - 12:41:43, 12 Nov
  • Twat face taking over at Manu lol they never learn. (14 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 11:41:23, 12 Nov
  • In other news, I visited the God Save The Queens Exhibition at the Museum of Youth Culture in Camden .... (15 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 11:18:01, 12 Nov
  • Why did caciedo in national team even he is still .... (8 replies) - WinATallCosts - 11:13:06, 12 Nov
  • Be interesting to hear Gary Neville about pochettino. "Billion bottle job" (2 replies) - Cheshire blue - 10:55:23, 12 Nov
  • Funniest workplace comment i ever heard .... (24 replies) - ossieisgod - 10:47:04, 12 Nov
  • Carrick sacked. (13 replies) - Cheshire blue - 10:28:59, 12 Nov
  • I see both the Piccadilly and District are running a normal service this weekend, must be no .... (1 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 10:12:32, 12 Nov
  • It's a bit cheesy but during recent half terms we have visited Europe, starting with Amsterdam, then .... (21 replies) - SW6 1HS - 10:01:37, 12 Nov
  • Jimmy Greaves used to refer to Milan manager Nereo Rocco as Nero... .... #politics (7 replies) - Avanti - 09:31:57, 12 Nov
  • Pochettino and Utd will be a draw for Palmer. Played his best football under Pochettino (13 replies) - Alec Busheel - 09:28:42, 12 Nov
  • Convict cricket in turmoil, love it #cricket (4 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 08:44:03, 12 Nov
  • What's happened to my star in the middle of my handle? (5 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 07:25:51, 12 Nov
  • When is the club gonna realise that without a leader .... (15 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 07:05:19, 12 Nov
  • France called RB from German 2nd tier, hmm does he rate Gusto (1 replies) - MUZOORA - 07:04:48, 12 Nov
  • Are we entering world where you cant look at .... (31 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 06:57:27, 12 Nov
  • Poch will do well at man u, without injuries. (7 replies) - Itachi - 04:55:53, 12 Nov
  • Wow. E-bike batteries! .... (5 replies) - V R Lee - 23:49:21, 11 Nov
  • Anyone who's bored over the international break .... (0 replies) - Cross Eyed Newt - 23:22:24, 11 Nov
  • Driving down the lane to the village earlier this evening and some chunt had dumped a tipper truck load of .... (12 replies) - Bluemonday - 22:47:15, 11 Nov
  • We laugh at Man Utd and yet for the last 5 seasons weve been through just as many managers and .... (8 replies) - John Phillips - 22:30:56, 11 Nov
  • Was Jose wrong to do this? .... (7 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 21:49:51, 11 Nov
  • Poch. The man who kept Harry Kane and trophies apart for sooo many years. (5 replies) - Better Call Saul - 21:26:45, 11 Nov
  • Jamie Redknapp just said that whoever recruited Santos from us should be sacked. Apparently, .... (8 replies) - Andy S - 21:05:37, 11 Nov
  • Is this the new thing, openly talk to a new boss before you've sacked the current one? (3 replies) - Persil - 21:04:02, 11 Nov
  • Thomas Frank to Palace? .... (0 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 20:56:23, 11 Nov
  • I used to love Jose especially in situations like this .... (3 replies) - Cold Palmer - 20:55:58, 11 Nov
  • Has Carrick actually gone yet? Pretty poor show all this lining up Poch while Carrick is still .... (4 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 20:49:34, 11 Nov
  • Not fussed if Poch takes over United. Defensively we were awful, and added to that, .... (4 replies) - Winch - 20:37:37, 11 Nov
  • Just flicking through some YouTube shorts, came across .... (2 replies) - Winch - 20:32:42, 11 Nov
  • Who remembers this away trip? .... (8 replies) - Cold Palmer - 20:07:14, 11 Nov
  • It's nice to see 2 more wind farms are going to bring down energy bills....according to .... (15 replies) - tapas - 19:52:46, 11 Nov
  • It's like who Woss, bandage hand bandit...any more suggestions? (4 replies) - Papa Elf - 19:50:23, 11 Nov
  • Naked Ladies £3.05 in Spoons (7 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 19:27:11, 11 Nov
  • Interesting match to show on YouTube .... (0 replies) - Cold Palmer - 19:01:50, 11 Nov
  • Oh dear RIP Danny was a good broadcaster did like listening to him even though hes a spurs man .... (3 replies) - London is only Blue - 18:48:41, 11 Nov
  • Bit of generalising of a nation but the Polish have to be the loudest on a mobile on the tube, .... (6 replies) - Silicon Steve - 18:39:53, 11 Nov
  • Does sour cream go off ? (3 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 18:30:54, 11 Nov
  • Is it just me or has editing typos on Chat posts become a pain in the arce for others too? .... (7 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:21:31, 11 Nov
  • I was attending an exhibition in Cambridge when an alarm went on at 11:00 to start the .... (15 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 18:08:44, 11 Nov
  • David Walliams has spoken .... (0 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 18:04:53, 11 Nov
  • These scum cheating officials are now even more brazen about showing their dark arts >> .... (3 replies) - Sir Lancelotti - 17:35:15, 11 Nov
  • Robert Sanchez has reportedly been involved in a crash at a race track, smashing his .... (6 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 17:33:25, 11 Nov
  • Rick Glanvill has written a couple of great Remembrance Day stories on the main page. (0 replies) - Ricardinho - 17:12:46, 11 Nov
  • Nice article, and we all saw this coming :-) .... (0 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 15:33:42, 11 Nov


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