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  • Apologies if posted before. I think these fans are in Kenya? Hilarious! .... (2 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 07:03:08, 07 Nov
  • Regarding Palmer, I am flummoxed by all this aggro towards Tuchel .... (8 replies) - Magic Carpet - 00:08:21, 07 Nov
  • What a SHOCKER that the whole Australian team knew about sandpapergate... .... #cricket (3 replies) - Magic Carpet - 00:05:41, 07 Nov
  • Well a rarity but get to see our boy Palmer on Sunday and hopefully he is on it! (0 replies) - McCulto - 23:18:58, 06 Nov
  • channel 4 Sean lock (5 replies) - Bluemonday - 23:08:20, 06 Nov
  • KDH continues to show what a class player he is. Tyrique doing ok also (11 replies) - Butch - 21:43:15, 06 Nov
  • Good strike (1 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 21:40:53, 06 Nov
  • Thank you to the various people who recommended Colin from Accounts. .... (11 replies) - Ricardinho - 21:34:19, 06 Nov
  • "No conclusive evidence of handball"...other than a video of him slapping the ball into the net (1 replies) - AdamMHL - 21:29:47, 06 Nov
  • VAR has totally farked Coventry. 3 decisions goes beyond incompetence. .... (2 replies) - ReverendJim - 21:23:22, 06 Nov
  • Both scouse filth teams get it so easy with officials. Fs (1 replies) - BlueRattled - 21:23:08, 06 Nov
  • OK who jinxed it (0 replies) - geordiegirl - 21:21:41, 06 Nov
  • Thought it hit his hand? Officiating been awful this game (1 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:21:31, 06 Nov
  • Wahey ! (1 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 21:12:31, 06 Nov
  • So well deserved, on performance and horrible officiating terms (0 replies) - BlueRattled - 21:12:14, 06 Nov
  • Well deserved (0 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 21:11:04, 06 Nov
  • Massively deserved goal (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:10:56, 06 Nov
  • Another pen!! (1 replies) - BlueRattled - 21:07:28, 06 Nov
  • Hopefully that long haired Russell twunt gets bummed senseless (4 replies) - Papa Elf - 20:49:32, 06 Nov
  • Tarkowski could be in trouble here (5 replies) - Butch - 20:41:08, 06 Nov
  • Any Latin class memories? Insula est is the first latin 'phrase' I remember. .... (6 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 20:39:02, 06 Nov
  • Music Night - one for Volts... #music .... (1 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 20:32:14, 06 Nov
  • This Everton v Coventry game is shoite (4 replies) - Cheshire blue - 20:27:39, 06 Nov
  • Bored bored bored .... (39 replies) - Bluemonday - 20:22:49, 06 Nov
  • Just reading the Duncan Ferguson Autobiography. He nearly joined Chelsea from .... (4 replies) - Butch - 20:18:45, 06 Nov
  • I can't imagine a pro footballer not wanting to play for their country. Whatever we want (1 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 20:15:42, 06 Nov
  • If no Chelsea player is ever picked to play for his country I will be delighted .... (5 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 19:56:20, 06 Nov
  • You pick your best players - simples (5 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 19:54:38, 06 Nov
  • I like both palmer and tuchel just remind ourselves he was our manager who won us big ears in Portugal (8 replies) - Vialli Nove - 19:54:13, 06 Nov
  • I don't understand the criticism of .... (0 replies) - chella kutti chelsea - 19:51:10, 06 Nov
  • Tuchel is acting like a stubborn, self absorbed bell-end (0 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 19:50:37, 06 Nov
  • Stuck in doors with a poorly Mrs DSG, so having a guess at tomorrows team .... (6 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 19:49:26, 06 Nov
  • Sunderland away will be a "trap" match, the kind we overlooked too many times in the recent .... (1 replies) - Andy S - 19:45:57, 06 Nov
  • Think both Cole and Estevao have a point to prove for our next game. Xabi just needs to get his .... (4 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 19:42:46, 06 Nov
  • Whilst I love Tuchel, criticism of Palmer from any Chelsea fan is laughable .... (6 replies) - bigmidget - 19:34:57, 06 Nov
  • Something many on here miss with Cole Palmer (some do the same with Estevao). .... (4 replies) - MHL13 - 19:34:04, 06 Nov
  • More interested in Sunday now - how many .... (8 replies) - starsky - 19:22:49, 06 Nov
  • To be honest, I make Tuchel right. Sorry! Palmer has played 3 of Tuchel's 26 matches. .... (16 replies) - Ricardinho - 19:20:38, 06 Nov
  • CFC - COLE PALMER -KTBFFH (0 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 19:17:31, 06 Nov
  • Tuchel's a berkshire hunt. Why did he bother asking Chelsea about him if he wasn't going to pick him? (6 replies) - SW6 1HS - 18:21:16, 06 Nov
  • Been having a nightmare posting. Mostly won't let me. Keeps .... (8 replies) - ReverendJim - 18:16:39, 06 Nov
  • Hope Cole gets back to his absolute best and gets a hatrick next game. Cole doesnt .... (14 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 17:52:01, 06 Nov
  • Didn't Tuchel also take a personal dislike to Jude Bellingham? He's obviously taken a personal .... (5 replies) - Cheshire blue - 17:30:01, 06 Nov
  • If a picture paints a thousand words..... .... (5 replies) - Persil - 17:01:15, 06 Nov
  • Music night and this song hasn't aged very well.................................... #music .... (0 replies) - Bluemonday - 16:36:00, 06 Nov
  • 'Choke of the century'... .... (5 replies) - Ricardinho - 15:43:09, 06 Nov
  • Tuchel; is he a snake ? >> .... (5 replies) - Sir Lancelotti - 15:42:24, 06 Nov
  • sonia confirms lauren james is out with a hamstring injury...misses the rest of the current block of matches (3 replies) - onion bhaji - 15:16:29, 06 Nov
  • Jesus De Miguel .... (23 replies) - busterjug - 14:37:18, 06 Nov
  • Like I said I don't get why we are not wearing blue! .... (13 replies) - Cold Palmer - 14:22:43, 06 Nov
  • Add your birth year to your age. I guarantee the answer is!!! (12 replies) - Butch - 14:09:18, 06 Nov
  • Some are upset at the mid-term result in Texas and worried it'll now .... (2 replies) - Persil - 14:06:50, 06 Nov
  • injuries, injuries and more injuries.....absolutely no luck this season (5 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:00:33, 06 Nov
  • Difficult to hear the questions, but sounds like Caicedo might miss out .... (4 replies) - Butch - 13:56:12, 06 Nov
  • Some hard hitting facts on the state of wsl/women's football .... (3 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 13:45:04, 06 Nov
  • alonso press conf about to start.... (2 replies) - onion bhaji - 13:36:00, 06 Nov
  • R.I.P.. I used to love Dirty Sanchez! .... (0 replies) - Cold Palmer - 13:30:40, 06 Nov
  • The best thing Cole can do now is to go out there on Sunday and absolutely put in a performance .... (10 replies) - Persil - 13:18:04, 06 Nov
  • Where foes one get an Ukrainian GCSE? .... (6 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 13:00:24, 06 Nov
  • Jobe Bellingham, Josh king and Morgan gibbs white ahead of palmer is why tuchel will not get .... (5 replies) - Bluewex - 12:32:51, 06 Nov
  • Tube strikes oncoming ffs .... (7 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 12:20:39, 06 Nov
  • Lunch: Ham, Cheese, Baked Beans and Tabasco Sauce Toastie .... (6 replies) - Papa Elf - 12:14:24, 06 Nov
  • Timo on his time here .... (2 replies) - Cold Palmer - 12:09:17, 06 Nov
  • Quansah and Bellingham performing in Germany overvalued (2 replies) - Tuscanblue - 11:58:03, 06 Nov
  • Not convinced Jobe Bellingham is a better prospect than Cole but hey (3 replies) - mrtamblingman - 11:56:28, 06 Nov
  • Why is everyone talking about Cole? .... (3 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 11:42:40, 06 Nov
  • Fofana has a cousin playing football in Brazil .... (2 replies) - Butch - 11:41:02, 06 Nov
  • Whatever the reason and whatever has gone on this just looks bad on Tuchel. He's the manager .... (5 replies) - Persil - 11:40:54, 06 Nov
  • Well, I expect Arsenal players to drop off the list with "minor" injuries .... (0 replies) - DecoAndRum - 11:39:55, 06 Nov
  • Tuchel commentsr >> .... (4 replies) - Sir Lancelotti - 11:27:42, 06 Nov
  • I guess if Josh King hadn't been selected and Cole was, it would be Chelsea's fault for .... (1 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 11:21:30, 06 Nov
  • His "chance to impress" trope is a nonsense isn't it? You're picked off your club performance .... (3 replies) - McCulto - 11:17:17, 06 Nov
  • We've got super Tommy Tuchel, he knows exactly what we need, never mind the best, give Cole a rest, we're .... (2 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 10:59:16, 06 Nov
  • Anyone else not bothered by Cole being left out at all? I mean, zero farks given (21 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 10:53:09, 06 Nov
  • Tom petty....... (7 replies) - Persil - 10:41:22, 06 Nov
  • Thomas Tuchel easily in top 4 Chelsea managers/coaches of all time .... (17 replies) - bigmidget - 10:40:14, 06 Nov
  • How much do people pay for their dodgy boxes? Not the box itself, more the subscription (15 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 10:37:52, 06 Nov
  • Fantastic news. Cheers Tommy. Keep Cole safe. (4 replies) - McCulto - 10:29:58, 06 Nov
  • Elite manager? Don't make me laugh. (8 replies) - Mj 24 - 10:22:07, 06 Nov
  • € .... (6 replies) - Papa Elf - 10:20:21, 06 Nov
  • Martinez back in training. Should he be rushed back? I .... (2 replies) - Romans Soldier - 10:17:56, 06 Nov
  • Tuchel has turned into an utter pryccckkk (9 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 10:17:25, 06 Nov
  • England Squad. .... (0 replies) - Romans Soldier - 10:15:54, 06 Nov
  • Great for Chelsea but palmer's England career has taken a beating (10 replies) - oldboy - 10:07:54, 06 Nov
  • England squad .... (3 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 10:04:50, 06 Nov
  • Palmer news .... (2 replies) - WinATallCosts - 10:02:13, 06 Nov
  • On reflection which of your GCSEs was the least use .... (7 replies) - Tuscanblue - 09:53:14, 06 Nov
  • I've never seen so many celebrities pushing 'a meal in a bottle' .... (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 09:29:43, 06 Nov
  • Palace had enough of Disasi already! Great (6 replies) - elseychelsea - 09:11:11, 06 Nov
  • 548 Death Row inmates in California have death sentences commuted. .... (35 replies) - Romans Soldier - 08:47:21, 06 Nov
  • Watching Tyson .. only on first one but what a watch (0 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 08:43:39, 06 Nov
  • Happy Birthday Joe Cole! .... (0 replies) - Romans Soldier - 08:41:46, 06 Nov
  • Tricky game tomorrow even if they are bottom of the league .... (7 replies) - oldboy - 08:20:20, 06 Nov
  • Pleased to see that Vickrum Digwa got his minimum sentence extended to 25 .... (12 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 07:53:19, 06 Nov
  • Wonder if we negotiated any add ons if KDH gets an England call up. (2 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 07:42:05, 06 Nov
  • Morning all , On route to Dublin for weekend to take the mum to see the drifters ;-) .... (0 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 07:27:30, 06 Nov
  • I have been watching film clips of Honest Ahanor, signed by Chelsea in the summer and loaned to .... (8 replies) - Andy S - 03:09:28, 06 Nov


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