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  • Change of keeper but Kane stays .... (1 replies) - RON - 02:03:25, 27 Sep
  • If you think Estevao can be better than Neto at wing back your deluded (2 replies) - MUZOORA - 00:59:33, 27 Sep
  • Yes, it's no longer music nite, Yes, the sound is'nt great & it's B&W, but this clip is new to me. #music .... (0 replies) - Wally Green - 00:36:08, 27 Sep
  • Think the most hilarious thing about this whole city thing is Enzo having an egg on his face. Wasn't he .... (1 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 23:30:25, 26 Sep
  • Decent attacking football, all over the place in defence and a crucial injury in midfield. .... (0 replies) - Wally Green - 23:06:13, 26 Sep
  • Strange to see that Goodison Park still exists. I assumed it would be demolished by now. .... (1 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 22:42:33, 26 Sep
  • So now the dust dust has settled somewhat RE City. What do you.lot think should be a fair punishment... (6 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 22:38:51, 26 Sep
  • Tuchel. Miserable sod. (3 replies) - MHL13 - 22:04:12, 26 Sep
  • Fantastic game but I don't think I'll ever be boring watching this Spanish team .... (5 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 21:46:50, 26 Sep
  • Embarrassing evening of Arsenal like diving (1 replies) - Butch - 21:44:19, 26 Sep
  • Shame, but good game (5 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 21:41:52, 26 Sep
  • Has the ref got a bet on no cards for Spain? (2 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 21:39:40, 26 Sep
  • Rogers inside him, apparently (0 replies) - Neil - 21:37:44, 26 Sep
  • 3rd place playoff openness type of game (0 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 21:36:02, 26 Sep
  • That was a peach of a ball from Rogers (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 21:34:00, 26 Sep
  • Oasis touring....Man City in division 2...we're back in the 90's! (2 replies) - SC Blues - 21:32:14, 26 Sep
  • Watching Yamal you cant tell me Estevao cannot be starting week in week out .... (9 replies) - Invictus - 21:29:57, 26 Sep
  • Surprised Saka didnt trip & fall over the white line (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 21:29:24, 26 Sep
  • This England team can score but can't defend. Hmmm (1 replies) - DecreeNumber889 - 21:28:15, 26 Sep
  • It's the world champions, lads. Don't give silly goals away and get any pens on target (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 21:22:39, 26 Sep
  • Gittens injured .... (2 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 21:22:34, 26 Sep
  • Spain now 3-2 up :( .... (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 21:21:55, 26 Sep
  • What tuchel should do now is put on another 3 defenders (2 replies) - dodgy Kepa - 21:21:46, 26 Sep
  • One kick away from 3-1 up to this nonsense. (0 replies) - twoobwoo - 21:21:07, 26 Sep
  • England would be competitive if we had a decent defence (2 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 21:20:37, 26 Sep
  • Fun game (yes, despite currently losing). (0 replies) - Ricardinho - 21:20:37, 26 Sep
  • Too easy. (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:20:31, 26 Sep
  • CC hits a new low, "Ball First SHOULDNT MATTER " outstanding (2 replies) - westcountryblue - 21:20:15, 26 Sep
  • Rogers on. (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:16:50, 26 Sep
  • Jim Rockford is on. (1 replies) - Kingy - 21:16:33, 26 Sep
  • Rogers on now;) (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 21:16:31, 26 Sep
  • Concede twice from pishing around at the back. So they continue to play it around at the back. (0 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 21:15:28, 26 Sep
  • Trafford is just a northern Kepa. Paper mache hands .... (3 replies) - Invictus - 21:15:12, 26 Sep
  • And now they steam on the attack with Janelle Quansah (1 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 21:14:34, 26 Sep
  • TT not made subs yet? (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 21:13:05, 26 Sep
  • Modric still playing for Croatia and scoring .... (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:11:35, 26 Sep
  • Man City player. Mind probably elsewhere. (0 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 21:08:15, 26 Sep
  • Another gift. # (0 replies) - twoobwoo - 21:08:01, 26 Sep
  • City defenders eh!!! (0 replies) - IoW blue - 21:07:33, 26 Sep
  • Seems being found guilty has fkd with the City defenders heads (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 21:07:31, 26 Sep
  • And I thought our defenders were tomtite (0 replies) - Ian Ian Hutchinson - 21:06:51, 26 Sep
  • Penalty for that (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 21:04:53, 26 Sep
  • Lots of sympathy for Cucurella getting thwacked on the bonce :) (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:02:56, 26 Sep
  • Lol (0 replies) - Mark Twain - 21:00:25, 26 Sep
  • 'Arry did a JT (4 replies) - Soames - 21:00:22, 26 Sep
  • Unfortunately I dont see why that is a penalty if he is reacting before the contact. (2 replies) - twoobwoo - 20:59:03, 26 Sep
  • Never a penalty. England have been disgusting (8 replies) - Butch - 20:58:48, 26 Sep
  • Back on his feet, running around after NO treatment, who wouldda thought eh?!?!?! (1 replies) - westcountryblue - 20:56:20, 26 Sep
  • Saka is such a cheat. (9 replies) - tapas - 20:55:48, 26 Sep
  • Whatever City's penalty will be... I'm 100% certain it'll be underwhelming. (0 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 20:55:38, 26 Sep
  • Put your farking boot through it instead of fannyimg around (0 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 20:55:20, 26 Sep
  • This is a captain. Priceless leadership... .... (0 replies) - Ricardinho - 20:54:13, 26 Sep
  • And that half is why an at least semi-serious game is better than the friendlies .... (5 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 20:40:47, 26 Sep
  • Gotta say Cole was pretty strategic in missing this window. Yes perhaps he loses out a bit .... (0 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 20:40:11, 26 Sep
  • Good game this (0 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 20:33:19, 26 Sep
  • Quansah is a weak link (0 replies) - Tuscanblue - 20:31:58, 26 Sep
  • And his hairs cattle trucking massive!! (0 replies) - BB10 - 20:30:18, 26 Sep
  • Nice one Cucu (0 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 20:30:01, 26 Sep
  • Take that Marc you rat chunt ;-) .... (1 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 20:29:40, 26 Sep
  • whoohoo. (0 replies) - Tea for the Tinkerman - 20:29:36, 26 Sep
  • Cheers Cucu! Fans should start cheering him now! (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 20:29:11, 26 Sep
  • Tune in and seeing England struggling and now 2-1!! (1 replies) - London is only Blue - 20:28:41, 26 Sep
  • that was very sweet. (0 replies) - Tea for the Tinkerman - 20:28:02, 26 Sep
  • Gordon has been good Bellingham also (6 replies) - Tuscanblue - 20:26:28, 26 Sep
  • Excellent counter attack! (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 20:25:19, 26 Sep
  • And wallop 1-1 (2 replies) - London is only Blue - 20:25:03, 26 Sep
  • England on the ropes (2 replies) - London is only Blue - 20:23:19, 26 Sep
  • What is it with these SGCs, cattle trucking cheating counts (1 replies) - westcountryblue - 20:19:19, 26 Sep
  • Gittens serious ankle injury playing for the England u21s. Going back to Cobham. (2 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 20:18:30, 26 Sep
  • Why do the England players just fall over? (2 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 20:16:19, 26 Sep
  • Why do they boo Cucurella? (4 replies) - Northcote - 20:13:02, 26 Sep
  • Dixon and matterface who is worse (1 replies) - Tuscanblue - 20:10:02, 26 Sep
  • Saka...cheating cattle trucker (2 replies) - Ian Ian Hutchinson - 20:09:37, 26 Sep
  • Everything you need to know about that cheating berkshire hunt Saka, (1 replies) - westcountryblue - 20:09:25, 26 Sep
  • I see Strictly has gone down the BBC sh@tole! (0 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 20:02:57, 26 Sep
  • I do miss cucurella (0 replies) - Mark Twain - 20:00:45, 26 Sep
  • Thats worth 3 weeks of no football spoilt in 90secs .... (0 replies) - BLUE MATTERS - 19:56:24, 26 Sep
  • What Channel is the Eng v Spa game on? (2 replies) - KBL007 - 19:56:13, 26 Sep
  • Chelsea DNA (0 replies) - papastour - 19:53:04, 26 Sep
  • You did the right thing Cole (0 replies) - jtlegend26 - 19:52:49, 26 Sep
  • Spain 1-0!up already:( (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 19:52:44, 26 Sep
  • Quite funny how bad that goal was (0 replies) - bluemonsieur - 19:52:05, 26 Sep
  • Geuhi looking every bit the National League North defender he'll be next week (4 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 19:51:52, 26 Sep
  • Tuchel planning on blaming Cole for conceding so early (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 19:51:47, 26 Sep
  • Guehi WTF??? (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 19:51:16, 26 Sep
  • Oh dear! (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 19:51:14, 26 Sep
  • I love that this is happening to both Enzo's. both can get fecked (2 replies) - JTforever - 19:49:42, 26 Sep
  • What a shambolic tribute, arthur bliss in a brewery springs to mind, Brooking starting to look his age (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 19:49:37, 26 Sep
  • Link for the footy if anyone other half is watching strictly... .... (0 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 19:48:47, 26 Sep
  • If we had actually declared the intermediary payments what offence would we have committed? (1 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 19:44:24, 26 Sep
  • Wonder what Roy Keane was alluding to when he said Palmer is .... (11 replies) - Winch - 19:42:14, 26 Sep
  • Playing Oasis - they are taking the arthur bliss Shirley? (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 19:38:42, 26 Sep
  • Ben Jacobs Man City update: .... (9 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 19:33:50, 26 Sep
  • What is the difference between our offence and City offence? In a nutshell anyone? .... (6 replies) - mikirol50 - 19:22:52, 26 Sep
  • Has Tuchel had any illness? He aged a lot since the time .... (6 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 19:19:45, 26 Sep
  • The FA Trophy 3rd rd. had some intriguing club names innit. Havant & Waterlooville .... (2 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 19:18:54, 26 Sep
  • Went to watch the England women's rugby team today. They do it superbly. .... (4 replies) - Ricardinho - 19:03:06, 26 Sep
  • City going down our dear leader's route of being found guilty then appeal and then appeal the appeal. It .... (12 replies) - Silicon Steve - 18:57:53, 26 Sep
  • £200M on legal fees (Man Shifty) to date. Amazing they has an operating income for players in recent years (0 replies) - JimmyJ - 18:55:07, 26 Sep
  • just over 4k at london city - brighton match...will be interesting to see what it is for the womens match with .... (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 18:44:08, 26 Sep
  • Man utd + Ferguson investigation? Not a chance!! Therefore, beginning to see.. .... (2 replies) - Z7 - 18:32:36, 26 Sep
  • If they were to strip the club of titles, would players have to hand back their medals, what if some have sold .... (5 replies) - ReverendJim - 18:26:24, 26 Sep
  • Would anyone oppose a season in the championship? No VAR, new grounds to tick off, better .... (5 replies) - bigmidget - 17:48:24, 26 Sep
  • If City are so sure of their innocence why didnt they cooperate? .... (3 replies) - Alec Busheel - 17:28:07, 26 Sep
  • Subject to EFL approval suggest relegation to League 2 - benefits as follows .... (1 replies) - The Les Fridge fan club - 17:04:49, 26 Sep
  • Cracking women's rugby international just now, Red Roses winning with the last gasp (2 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 17:03:33, 26 Sep
  • On the city verdict, think it's important to differentiate city the club and the team. .... (2 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 16:54:51, 26 Sep
  • Hampshire down....tomtite new owners #cricket (1 replies) - onion bhaji - 16:34:59, 26 Sep
  • Ok just saw the news about city being guilty, what'll be their minimum punishment? (5 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 16:14:18, 26 Sep
  • Being given a retrospective title or cup would mean faaark all to me (5 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 16:13:27, 26 Sep
  • City chairman released another statement. Bleating on and maintaining their innocence. .... (6 replies) - MHL13 - 15:51:01, 26 Sep
  • Wimbledon fans singing. Man City we are waiting for you (1 replies) - Tuscanblue - 15:48:23, 26 Sep
  • Has the FA announced yet that they are looking into City's charges? .... (1 replies) - Exiled Blue ★ - 15:36:54, 26 Sep
  • Fa reluctant to strip city of their titles,while they .... (4 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 15:20:16, 26 Sep
  • Ollie Harrison on loan from Chelsea to AFC Wimbledon playing .... (3 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 15:01:16, 26 Sep
  • Blimey. After literally years of topping the yellow card list, this page has finally seen sense .... (13 replies) - MHL13 - 15:01:12, 26 Sep
  • Congratulations to Warwickshire #cricket .... (1 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 14:51:47, 26 Sep
  • I suppose this is a Citizens arrest. (5 replies) - Persil - 14:48:50, 26 Sep
  • Discussing on SSN why any player would pull out of selection for the England squad. .... (9 replies) - MHL13 - 14:25:09, 26 Sep
  • The Irish all in a flap over whether to play their game tomorrow. (36 replies) - Soames - 14:12:06, 26 Sep
  • I agree with the principle of leaving any stripped titles or trophies vacant. We don't really know what .... (3 replies) - MattNY - 14:03:41, 26 Sep
  • Great drive from George Russell. (0 replies) - Better Call Saul - 14:02:49, 26 Sep
  • City punishment. How about sanctioning and kicking out their owners for good? .... (2 replies) - MHL13 - 13:49:56, 26 Sep
  • How many rules do we need to break to get a clean sheet ? (1 replies) - LarryDavid - 13:27:27, 26 Sep
  • Well, I have really concerned myself fundamentally with a statistical analysis of football corruption as a .... (2 replies) - Freo ★ - 13:24:16, 26 Sep
  • Christian Purslow arguing that an ongoing series of litigations from clubs that feel .... (4 replies) - God Is ODJ - 13:09:39, 26 Sep
  • So the Clearlake out mob, who do they want to come in considering MAn U are paying their owners .... (6 replies) - tapas - 12:55:05, 26 Sep
  • This is still going to drag on, possibly for a year or two yet. .... (4 replies) - Exiled Blue ★ - 12:46:02, 26 Sep
  • Those Charles brothers had a pretty good night for NI .... (0 replies) - Tuscanblue - 12:41:15, 26 Sep
  • Come on, we all know City will just get a massive fine, possible single figure .... (8 replies) - WhiteWall - 12:28:59, 26 Sep
  • Tonda Eckert, the Southampton head coach is apparently looking at a 6 month ban for authoring .... (6 replies) - Cheshire blue - 12:19:25, 26 Sep
  • The only punishment to City that matters to us is their ownership being REMOVED like Roman .... (1 replies) - Invictus - 12:06:08, 26 Sep
  • What would happen inf British pensioner had lived broad for the last 30 years and retuned to .... (5 replies) - Macmickmanus - 12:04:09, 26 Sep
  • I hear Gittens lasted 39mins of the u21s yesterday. Left the ground on crutches and .... #transfers (13 replies) - Butch - 11:59:49, 26 Sep
  • So much for City's Dream Legal Team and it indicates the .... (7 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 11:56:08, 26 Sep
  • I can see a relegation to the Championship, a block on transfers for at least 4 windows and .... (2 replies) - Butch - 11:52:23, 26 Sep
  • Pep's like that player who's already on a yellow and has committed a second but the ref gives .... (0 replies) - Persil - 11:50:03, 26 Sep
  • They built this City, they built this City on a crock of bull.... (1 replies) - Persil - 11:45:25, 26 Sep
  • You lot need to stop hurling stones from our big glass house. Just hope it goes away, lessons .... (9 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 11:24:26, 26 Sep
  • Joshua V Fury fight off - Who faaarking cares (8 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 11:22:42, 26 Sep
  • Is there a more tedious and crass sport in the world than boxing? .... (3 replies) - MHL13 - 11:21:43, 26 Sep
  • I can see Man City reving up the super league engines soon enough if they feel hard done by. (3 replies) - Cheshire blue - 11:18:12, 26 Sep
  • They should be stripped of all titles won after 2018 as well as the .... (10 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 11:14:02, 26 Sep
  • guilty guilty guilty...... so what next ? .... (0 replies) - Voltaire returns - 11:09:17, 26 Sep
  • I don't see how this doesn't end in city being kicked out of the football league (11 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 10:52:57, 26 Sep
  • There's a lot of plucking punishments out of thin air going on, but there are some precedents to go by .... (5 replies) - Under the Bridge - 10:45:08, 26 Sep
  • Is it time for FFP to end? Not sure it benefits .... (14 replies) - Spring Heeled Jim - 10:45:06, 26 Sep
  • League 2 and points deduction is the least for those cheats. They made Roman sell the club so .... (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 10:43:25, 26 Sep
  • I hope no one looks back in anger on all of this, its truly awful and in no way am I loving every bit of it (2 replies) - JimmyJ - 10:28:57, 26 Sep
  • Said maybe, youll enjoy the Northern Premier baby, cause after all, you played Man Shifty ball (2 replies) - JimmyJ - 10:26:20, 26 Sep
  • Can't just relegate them mid season, will fark the PL fixtures up. Will be a points... .... (17 replies) - Dave - 10:22:23, 26 Sep
  • If all city players became available and you could pick 3 for our squad who would it be... .... (4 replies) - carlitochelsea - 10:19:10, 26 Sep
  • Good article on City .... (3 replies) - Alec Busheel - 10:17:14, 26 Sep
  • They refused cooperation 35 times,Once maybe but 35 times .... (8 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 10:11:17, 26 Sep
  • Whilst I think the so-called fair play rules are ludicrous, largely imposed to .... (2 replies) - WSL is louder than MHL - 10:07:07, 26 Sep
  • I sympathise with City fans, its not their fault, they did what all footie fans do, .... (4 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 10:05:43, 26 Sep
  • Hope we have the Enzo money in the bank. It would be no suprise to see the Qataris .... (3 replies) - Alec Busheel - 10:05:06, 26 Sep
  • English football dynasties never sustain. Liverpool, United, us all had dominant .... (4 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 10:01:33, 26 Sep
  • Just to be clear, Chelsea's offences are NOT EVEN CLOSE to what City are accused of .... (4 replies) - Magic Carpet - 10:01:12, 26 Sep
  • If they are demoted it'll be great to see the snake going down the ladder. (2 replies) - Persil - 09:34:32, 26 Sep
  • That Pep is a slippery farker. Only manages top/richest clubs. Then slips out the back way .... (4 replies) - Better Call Saul - 09:26:40, 26 Sep
  • If City are demoted, could any of thier players terminate thier contracts? .... (1 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 09:21:05, 26 Sep
  • Manchester Shifty. (6 replies) - Persil - 09:13:36, 26 Sep
  • What was the single charge they were found not guilty of (10 replies) - WSL is louder than MHL - 09:07:37, 26 Sep
  • The Lance Armstrong of Football .... (4 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 09:01:27, 26 Sep
  • Rodri believes in Man City's 'innocence' - headline from the BBC .... (7 replies) - Swole Palmer - 08:51:07, 26 Sep
  • Hopefully this works. .... (0 replies) - chelseaboyo - 08:41:01, 26 Sep
  • Last time city were cleared by cas say the reports .... (3 replies) - Tuscanblue - 08:37:53, 26 Sep
  • Weekend not ruined! (0 replies) - LarryDavid - 08:35:03, 26 Sep
  • This is my opinion but i think the punishments from the premier league for Man City will be .... (11 replies) - Cheshire blue - 08:26:46, 26 Sep
  • Ethiad about to have the best groups in League 2 (1 replies) - wheres wallace - 08:13:43, 26 Sep
  • It's weird seeing the media going after another English club. (2 replies) - Cheshire blue - 08:08:05, 26 Sep
  • Does the Premier League want to punish/tarnish it's own product? That's the key thing here. .... (3 replies) - Noisia - 08:04:05, 26 Sep
  • Any chance the authorities can look into .... (3 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 07:38:56, 26 Sep
  • The good thing, imo, is that IF City were stripped of their .... (2 replies) - V R Lee - 07:23:43, 26 Sep
  • SOTD a video: .... (0 replies) - Carefree - 06:24:52, 26 Sep
  • Good luck Fremantle Dockers.Wharfie time:). (4 replies) - Tucker - 05:18:18, 26 Sep
  • Surely part of the punishment should be owners forced to sell .... (2 replies) - Babacracka - 04:37:19, 26 Sep
  • King Canute calling from a soggy Bangkok .... (2 replies) - Voltaire returns - 03:15:58, 26 Sep
  • Ooh ooh that smell. #music .... (0 replies) - DroyChopperRougvie - 01:51:34, 26 Sep
  • Good Life #music .... (0 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 01:07:09, 26 Sep
  • Nitro Deluxe :) #music .... (0 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 01:00:12, 26 Sep
  • Acid Man #music .... (0 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 00:54:28, 26 Sep
  • Man city's owners should be forced to sell the club... surely they fail the PL owners test now? # (10 replies) - onion bhaji - 00:36:56, 26 Sep
  • Shell #music .... (0 replies) - moschops - 00:31:34, 26 Sep
  • Quo #music .... (0 replies) - moschops - 00:26:47, 26 Sep
  • Wally's taxi service for women who need to go shopping needs to be operational early doors. So nite! #music .... (0 replies) - Wally Green - 00:15:48, 26 Sep
  • Hey City! #music .... (0 replies) - Persil - 00:10:29, 26 Sep
  • I've always said mods (or at least a certain one) are wanqers ;-) #music .... (3 replies) - Bluemonday - 00:09:32, 26 Sep
  • Eddie Large! Curly Watts! Noel Gallagher! Clive Myrie! Rick Wakeman! Jason Manford! .... (3 replies) - Persil - 00:06:37, 26 Sep
  • Just finished season one of the punisher .... (0 replies) - kakarot - 00:04:02, 26 Sep
  • Jeez - it's in B&W. Don't think we had a colour telly then anyway, Ballroom Blitz #music .... (2 replies) - Wally Green - 23:57:42, 25 Sep
  • Back to DJ mode #music .... (1 replies) - Bluemonday - 23:50:25, 25 Sep
  • Roxy, but I've done Virginia Plain many times *cough* and In Every Dream Home a Heartache recently, so... #music .... (2 replies) - Wally Green - 23:50:02, 25 Sep
  • I bet they whip that Full Members Cup win from us (1 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 23:49:26, 25 Sep


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