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  • FIFA angry with UEFA. What a shame......: .... (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:45:22, 03 Sep
  • Team vs Arsenal .... (2 replies) - BornAblue - 19:43:56, 03 Sep
  • Lavia keeping everything crossed for him to keep going (1 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 18:58:28, 03 Sep
  • Enzo Fernadnez. Argentinian though and though (4 replies) - Olly Gosh - 18:28:33, 03 Sep
  • Esteavo HAS to play. Or it'll be another player wanting away next season. We cannot allow this .... (27 replies) - MHL13 - 18:20:31, 03 Sep
  • Reggie Watson trained with the first team .... (2 replies) - nottodayokay - 18:10:43, 03 Sep
  • Wibble (10 replies) - MHL13 - 18:03:13, 03 Sep
  • One of the BBC 6 O Clock News headlines was the end of "Chicken Shop Date" (9 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:02:30, 03 Sep
  • Is Caicedo playing on Sunday? Keep it to yourself if you know. .... (7 replies) - BornAblue - 17:59:53, 03 Sep
  • These guys claim to be in the footy analytics business and don't have Palmer in the .... (1 replies) - nottodayokay - 17:56:19, 03 Sep
  • Late to the fair - the mid week images, enjoy or not... .... (2 replies) - Baldfatlimey - 17:16:39, 03 Sep
  • endear Fonz zen Anagram! (3 replies) - Better Call Saul - 17:13:56, 03 Sep
  • Will Enzo Fernandez like chips, mushy peas and gravyyyyy? Norvern staple. (25 replies) - Cheshire blue - 17:05:43, 03 Sep
  • Champions of Europe you never sing that .. karnts (0 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 17:05:34, 03 Sep
  • So glad we sold EF so we could move onto discussing other things Chelsea on here!!! Zzzzz (2 replies) - westcountryblue - 17:03:49, 03 Sep
  • Can we stop with the Enzo F stuff now. Hate seeing his name all around the Chat. (4 replies) - RatusRatus - 17:02:39, 03 Sep
  • Essex 171-3 to 177 all out. #cricket (2 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 16:42:44, 03 Sep
  • Is Enzo Fernandez a club record sale, by the way? Or did Eden beat that? (3 replies) - Ricardinho - 16:42:36, 03 Sep
  • "we need to replace Enzo Fernandez in a midfield double pivot!" .... (38 replies) - tapas - 16:38:34, 03 Sep
  • At least we are not in Romania.. .... (2 replies) - Cold Palmer - 16:29:00, 03 Sep
  • If we are in trouble, could Henderson come in to play midfield? We need strength and bulk .... (1 replies) - Andy S - 16:24:22, 03 Sep
  • Burnley fans very impressed with Satpaev after a couple of games .... (17 replies) - Alec Busheel - 15:52:11, 03 Sep
  • Denner finally confirmed ^^^ (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 15:51:13, 03 Sep
  • Mike Dean. Used to play little games during a match just for fun. .... (3 replies) - Cross Eyed Newt - 15:34:05, 03 Sep
  • MH13 might not make the CL places for Orange Cards this season; unheard of!!!! (1 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 15:33:52, 03 Sep
  • Grown men should not say; Meh, Yay, Hon, Babe.any more for the list??????? (35 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 15:31:06, 03 Sep
  • The Premier league .... # (1 replies) - jtlegend26 - 14:48:04, 03 Sep
  • Wow! That was easy! Ticket bought in less than 5 mins! (1 replies) - KermitTheFrog ★ - 14:36:05, 03 Sep
  • I think we have a really good Jose .... (8 replies) - DonTerry - 14:23:55, 03 Sep
  • Will they charge Mike dean for putting the game into disrepute? As they have with players or .... (8 replies) - London is only Blue - 14:03:43, 03 Sep
  • So, driverless (sort of) Uber's on the streets of London, at last. Where to guv? (35 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 13:50:24, 03 Sep
  • So, previously I'd have bought a Leeds ticket and got an email, I'd also see future games in .... (2 replies) - DecreeNumber889 - 13:20:39, 03 Sep
  • There is absolutely cattle truck all going on regarding 115 charges against man city .... (8 replies) - oldboy - 13:12:48, 03 Sep
  • for sundays game, midfield three of reece, caicedo (if fit) & barco might be needed .... (6 replies) - sooty blue - 13:03:52, 03 Sep
  • Hmm is this enzo stat true?/ .... (3 replies) - WinATallCosts - 13:01:05, 03 Sep
  • Chelsea app urging us to vote for Xabi and give him the Manager Of The Month Curse... (6 replies) - God Is ODJ - 12:58:40, 03 Sep
  • People who larf their tits orf at things which are by no stretch funny. Tosseurs (5 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 12:58:03, 03 Sep
  • Right... .... (7 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 12:46:00, 03 Sep
  • Any incomings or outgoings expected with the women today? (5 replies) - westcountryblue - 12:44:04, 03 Sep
  • i see Millie Bright has announced she is pregnant...a future CB for the mens or womens team! (1 replies) - onion bhaji - 12:41:14, 03 Sep
  • We wont mention his new club although Ndiaye has had a remarkable rise from a National League .... (2 replies) - Hertsblue - 12:33:09, 03 Sep
  • To clear up our results with & without Enzo since his arrival, league games only. (not fair to include .... (40 replies) - tapas - 12:29:12, 03 Sep
  • So from our squad, who is our best option to work in a two with Moises? (14 replies) - bluelinc - 11:58:06, 03 Sep
  • Since Feb 2023: Win rate w/Enzo = 32.3%. Without Enzo = 84.2%. I'll take the 125m quid thanks. (12 replies) - Rollover - 11:50:33, 03 Sep
  • Im sorry but Big Clubs dont ever play in the 3rd tier of English Football (8 replies) - WhiteWall - 11:45:41, 03 Sep
  • How can we stop over conceding? It makes us look weak yet we are able to make a serious statement (8 replies) - briokent - 11:34:21, 03 Sep
  • Depends on who you believe, but this does sound believable. Especially O'Reilly for Gusto .... (6 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 11:32:35, 03 Sep
  • Bog roll. 2 veg > 2 veg > 2 veg > 2 veg 1 mustard > 5 veg. (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 11:30:54, 03 Sep
  • Those two legs against PSG cost us Enzo .... (18 replies) - bluepill - 11:17:12, 03 Sep
  • I like the new apps' "find the ticket page" feature (1 replies) - geordiegirl - 11:04:01, 03 Sep
  • I thought Enzo had left the building? But .... (6 replies) - TommyBaldhead - 10:51:05, 03 Sep
  • Enzo saying he has always dreamed of playing at a big club like city .... (26 replies) - Jaychedar - 10:42:24, 03 Sep
  • Mike Dean just validated why I utterly despised him as an official. # # (11 replies) - Blueblisteringbarnacles - 10:22:22, 03 Sep
  • What time do the tickets go on sale? (3 replies) - Surrey Lane - 09:57:57, 03 Sep
  • Surely Hendo can do a job for the time being? .... (20 replies) - chappie - 09:32:02, 03 Sep
  • Brian Basson's Birthday today. Remember this goal v Carlisle? .... (3 replies) - Romans Soldier - 09:30:03, 03 Sep
  • The best thing to do is to ignore his antics when he comes to the bridge .... (6 replies) - lablublu - 09:28:42, 03 Sep
  • A slightly different ( if true ) sequence of events to what was put forward yesterday .... (8 replies) - BLUE BLOOD BROTHER - 09:27:53, 03 Sep
  • JT with a glowing review for Enzo Fernandez. .... (11 replies) - oldboy - 09:26:14, 03 Sep
  • im guessing the wijnaldum stuff has to be sorted today so the squad can be confirmed with PL .... (3 replies) - sooty blue - 09:24:53, 03 Sep
  • going to leaving drinks tonight, for guy that worked at same firm for over 25 years.. .... (9 replies) - Dave - 09:23:24, 03 Sep
  • Yet more evidence that (some) referees don't do their jobs properly. .... (5 replies) - Ricardinho - 09:22:03, 03 Sep
  • If enzo is earning 350 at city then, his push is worth it, I think # (21 replies) - Itachi - 08:08:58, 03 Sep
  • This is very unlike Motsy not to be back for the start of the season, hope he's ok? (9 replies) - Cheshire blue - 08:05:35, 03 Sep
  • Any updatecon Moises? (6 replies) - Phobia - 07:46:55, 03 Sep
  • What are we worried about, the same team to play against Arsenal, hopefully Caicedo is fit to play. (10 replies) - bluechas - 06:01:30, 03 Sep
  • Sonia is not Emma. Post auto-generated by my RON chip. IFY (0 replies) - Wally Green - 00:45:47, 03 Sep
  • A fit Caicedo is worth ten Camaras and a dozen Enzos .... (6 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 00:18:15, 03 Sep
  • Coming to the Bridge soon .... (3 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 23:20:04, 02 Sep
  • It would seem a lot of Manchester City fans are not exactly ecstatic about the arrival of .... (18 replies) - Persil - 23:04:18, 02 Sep
  • Satpaev. .... (1 replies) - BornAblue - 23:03:24, 02 Sep
  • Emegha seems like a character. .... (1 replies) - Persil - 22:45:08, 02 Sep
  • Hunt did that on purpose and fuqqing Riley was an utter wanqer (8 replies) - God Is ODJ - 22:43:09, 02 Sep
  • Walk through Brompton cemetery and pass Gus Mears grave did not know he was there ? .... (5 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 22:38:29, 02 Sep
  • Petr Cech documentary starting on Sky Sports Premier League (2 replies) - tapas - 22:31:30, 02 Sep
  • Estvão having a strop .... (11 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 22:14:57, 02 Sep
  • Hmm, not sure what thisll get us ? .... (17 replies) - BLUE BLOOD BROTHER - 21:45:38, 02 Sep
  • Satpaev subbed to a.... .... (4 replies) - Blue Memories - 21:43:33, 02 Sep
  • Pogba on a free would be fun; Id take it, its a free hit (5 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 21:41:59, 02 Sep
  • Right you lot SHUT IT!!! The window's closed so move on to POSITIVE ONLY and doing Goonspit!! (2 replies) - nipper ★ - 21:40:27, 02 Sep
  • Mheuka is on. (2 replies) - Persil - 21:26:50, 02 Sep
  • A year ago, we agreed a deal with Fulham for George £20M plus .... #transfers (6 replies) - Hertsblue - 21:17:11, 02 Sep
  • Watching Burnley Vs Middlesborough on Sky, why we sent Satpaev to Burnley I've no idea, he'll learn nothing .... (11 replies) - bluelinc - 20:56:15, 02 Sep
  • Our front 3 scares the likes of Dippers & Citeh. .... (3 replies) - RatusRatus - 20:49:42, 02 Sep
  • Never play a friendly against them. Absolutely zero hospitality should we ever draw them in a .... (10 replies) - Persil - 20:49:30, 02 Sep
  • **Septic**. Glad to be back in the land of the free? The Yanks get everywhere .... (2 replies) - bairns - 20:49:21, 02 Sep
  • I havent heard anything about Hendersons fitness to play in midfield, which is the most .... (4 replies) - Andy S - 20:44:21, 02 Sep
  • Think we should do what we did with caicedo... continue talking to Camara's agent so much so that Camara .... (28 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 20:30:23, 02 Sep
  • I presume that our new set pieces coach is working hard with the lads on corner kicks, free .... (4 replies) - Andy S - 20:27:39, 02 Sep
  • Has MHL13 been black carded? (7 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 20:24:45, 02 Sep
  • Millwall melting! (1 replies) - Silicon Steve - 20:15:47, 02 Sep
  • Ornstein reporting we approached Fulham yesterday for Sander Berge .... (5 replies) - Hertsblue - 20:14:45, 02 Sep
  • So come the jan window,are we likely to persue the nearlys or scotty even? (2 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 20:11:49, 02 Sep
  • I was told on Monday that every player gets 10% of their transfer fee irrespective of whether .... (2 replies) - SW6 1HS - 19:55:45, 02 Sep
  • Coutinho on a free? .... (5 replies) - V R Lee - 19:54:14, 02 Sep
  • 6-2 up, free kick in the opponents half with a couple of minutes to go and they .... (3 replies) - bovis messroom - 19:51:17, 02 Sep
  • qualification achieved.....24 hours to buy some top class players (5 replies) - onion bhaji - 19:50:10, 02 Sep
  • How does a chatter get a Black Card ban with less Red Card bans than another that's not banned? (11 replies) - SW6 1HS - 19:50:05, 02 Sep


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