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  • England's day. #cricket (0 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 18:30:18, 25 June
  • High school students in trucks celebrating their graduation here these days. .... (0 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 18:25:25, 25 June
  • Whats the news with Lacroix. .... (7 replies) - Magic Hat - 18:16:34, 25 June
  • Anyone who has watched como what is Nico Paz like as a striker? .... (4 replies) - ConnaT93 - 17:57:24, 25 June
  • Cricket's a nail-biter. #cricket (1 replies) - Silicon Steve - 17:54:14, 25 June
  • I wouldnt mind Germanys Felix Nmecha here .... (5 replies) - 7blue - 17:40:18, 25 June
  • Jeez 30,000 presumed missing in Venezuela earthquake!! Wish that number wasnt real (3 replies) - London is only Blue - 17:21:04, 25 June
  • Cricket's going well...NZ 292-0 #cricket (4 replies) - Kingy - 17:02:39, 25 June
  • Whart update #transfer .... (6 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 16:39:53, 25 June
  • Sarf Harrow below raises a fair point. Assuming Enzo leaves who will be our No.8? .... (16 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 16:21:01, 25 June
  • So what do we think k of the general direction of travel re transfers .... (5 replies) - luca behind you - 16:05:42, 25 June
  • JT's on TS, no Bert as he's clocked off. (1 replies) - Silicon Steve - 15:44:27, 25 June
  • In other real news I heard "common and garden" for the first time in decades today (6 replies) - nipper ★ - 15:43:10, 25 June
  • Essugo has looked very useful everytime he got an opportunity after his injury. .... (0 replies) - carlitochelsea - 15:34:51, 25 June
  • Bet Stokes wishes he had swung a punch now #cricket (2 replies) - Gazzad - 15:21:54, 25 June
  • England's bowlers are just bang average generally and have been for ages #cricket (0 replies) - Andy Bitchford - 15:19:53, 25 June
  • Good of England to spurn an LBW by not reviewing..... #cricket (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 15:18:10, 25 June
  • Would everyone be happy if Wharton signed when Enzo goes real madrid (14 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 15:17:52, 25 June
  • RJ injured hamstring? (4 replies) - Blue Harvs - 15:02:03, 25 June
  • What's the biggest opening stand in cricket history? #cricket (4 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 14:44:15, 25 June
  • Hosepipe ban imposed in Kent from today! .... (5 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 14:36:21, 25 June
  • So many of these doing the rounds but this one made me chortle - Shawshank Reflection: .... (5 replies) - God Is ODJ - 14:16:41, 25 June
  • Arf .... (1 replies) - bezz - 13:54:46, 25 June
  • Snice aht. Bit of a breeze and evreefink (21 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 12:41:50, 25 June
  • So tomorrow I will be on the pitch for the 1st time at the World Cup with a current Chelsea player - Jackson (14 replies) - Grew up in Royston Claire - 12:39:28, 25 June
  • Power cut on our street, grrrrrr. (12 replies) - Silicon Steve - 12:07:43, 25 June
  • These two look well set. No chance of a wicket this morning. #cricket (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 11:36:48, 25 June
  • Is this a new sponsor , not fos .... (8 replies) - bezz - 11:35:56, 25 June
  • Bad toss to lose #cricket (4 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 11:29:16, 25 June
  • Drag crisis, eh! Ru Paul refusing to perform? .... (0 replies) - V R Lee - 11:22:27, 25 June
  • Oooh, Middlesex cricket returns to Richmond on Sunday 2.30 Blast. #cricket (0 replies) - Silicon Steve - 11:11:52, 25 June
  • 1 veg 1 mustard > 2 veg > 4 veg > 5 veg. (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 11:04:14, 25 June
  • Can you pay on the day at our pre season friendlies and will there be popcorn and ice cream on .... (0 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 10:58:05, 25 June
  • Last day tomorrow to renew Season tickets, then I presume the riff-raff can buy one from Monday .... (3 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 10:53:43, 25 June
  • I don't think we need Anderson, we have Moises, Lavia and Dario in that position l .... (7 replies) - MUZOORA - 10:48:14, 25 June
  • Fickle Scottish fans .... (0 replies) - Kingy - 10:39:15, 25 June
  • The Elliot Anderson deal [which is apparently imminent] .... (10 replies) - Hertsblue - 10:35:35, 25 June
  • England lose the toss and are bowling (3 replies) - bezz - 10:32:14, 25 June
  • 7.2 earthquake in Venezuela!!! Thats strong then about 30 seconds later 7.5!!! .... (3 replies) - London is only Blue - 10:29:27, 25 June
  • How strange .... (4 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 10:26:58, 25 June
  • Anyone renewed Season Ticket and not had an email confirmation come through? .... (3 replies) - Bexley Blues - 10:18:27, 25 June
  • If at first you don't succeed.... .... (12 replies) - bairns - 10:15:35, 25 June
  • Touring party to far east Australia .... (2 replies) - Tuscanblue - 09:56:25, 25 June
  • I'd be happy if we are in for Lacroix.... .... (12 replies) - Blue Memories - 09:51:32, 25 June
  • The trouble for Scotland is the worst part of a poor team is their defence .... (10 replies) - Tuscanblue - 09:48:36, 25 June
  • This needing to wait five or six days thing until you know whether your team is in the next round and where .... (12 replies) - Ricardinho - 09:24:46, 25 June
  • Gusto for 75m? I will drive him straight to the airport (10 replies) - mikirol50 - 09:12:15, 25 June
  • Looks like Madrid or using €9m buy back on Nico Paz, I can see him being makeweight in Enzo .... (2 replies) - Baba OBlue - 09:07:29, 25 June
  • You can see how this is going to play out .... (2 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 08:59:07, 25 June
  • Last 25mins of the BBC commentary was all about Scotland need to keep it at 3 and try .... (7 replies) - Silicon Steve - 08:43:05, 25 June
  • With the Sweaties the high point of every match is Flower of Scotchland. It's downhill .... (1 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 08:28:30, 25 June
  • Please! I have a recommendation and not a suggestion. I am begging you. .... (16 replies) - Kalumiana - 08:11:46, 25 June
  • Cucu being a bit disrespectful but arent they all (5 replies) - Tuscanblue - 08:03:04, 25 June
  • Am happy that the club is trying to improve the defence, good bye Tosin, Baddy, Fofana and Gust (2 replies) - MUZOORA - 07:47:07, 25 June
  • Wasn't Felicia Shroder the striker to replace Kerr we had in mind when letting her leave for free? .... (9 replies) - Tala - 02:01:26, 25 June
  • Steve Clarke might be ex Chels but he is one ignorant fcukr as a manager. Who does he think he .... (2 replies) - Soames - 01:18:52, 25 June
  • Growing likelihood that England's route will be: .... (2 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 01:12:25, 25 June
  • Brazil aren't really impressing (loose passing), but Scotland look gassed. 4-2 Morocco, BTW. (1 replies) - MattNY - 01:00:07, 25 June
  • Who's the captain Neymar or Marquinhos? (0 replies) - MBLUE - 00:47:10, 25 June
  • Would finishing 3rd & winning the FA Cup next season a success for Alonso (14 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 00:35:45, 25 June
  • Joking aside, I would like to see Scotland go through, so nicking a goal and making it as a .... (0 replies) - MattNY - 00:30:39, 25 June
  • Wasn't expecting Scotland to get knocked off the ball so much. I see Hendry making an entry in the .... (0 replies) - MattNY - 00:29:11, 25 June
  • Oh well ... only another 28 years to the next one! (1 replies) - bairns - 00:26:12, 25 June
  • Beautiful goal that one (1 replies) - MBLUE - 00:25:36, 25 June
  • Scotland as toothless as we were yesterday so far. Brazil barely having to get out of 2nd gear. (1 replies) - Bluedy heck - 00:22:34, 25 June
  • May I be the first to say.... .... (0 replies) - Romans Soldier - 00:07:28, 25 June
  • Will Vini become the first player to score in all 4 quarters of a WC match...? (4 replies) - Cacoethes - 00:04:54, 25 June
  • Scotland probably out already but one more goal kills them (2 replies) - Tuscanblue - 23:57:47, 24 June
  • What time does this match finish, five past Gunn? (3 replies) - Cheyne - 23:55:13, 24 June
  • Scotland have one of the worst defences .... (6 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 23:53:02, 24 June
  • Are we not men,,we are jocko (1 replies) - batt45 - 23:52:55, 24 June
  • Scotland's midfield are catastrophically absent. McNapoli has done nothing productive. (3 replies) - 460defensive - 23:51:39, 24 June
  • Ouch. That's a morale killer. Almost ht; now, concede one more and you're probably out. .... (0 replies) - MattNY - 23:51:37, 24 June
  • I bet Greavsie is laughing his head off in heaven? .... (3 replies) - Romans Soldier - 23:51:01, 24 June
  • Right Stevie ... you are going to have to inspire them at half time!!!! (1 replies) - bairns - 23:50:33, 24 June
  • That one counts (1 replies) - bezz - 23:49:27, 24 June
  • Why isn't the Scottish kit tartan? (2 replies) - Romans Soldier - 23:48:14, 24 June
  • Blimey, Haiti are up 2-1. (6 replies) - MattNY - 23:45:16, 24 June
  • Has Wenger gone to every bloody game?! (2 replies) - bairns - 23:40:40, 24 June
  • Not even close to being a goal kick, that one (0 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 23:37:28, 24 June
  • Think Hendry should go back to playing snooker (1 replies) - bezz - 23:31:26, 24 June
  • There tomtite at both ends (0 replies) - jtlegend26 - 23:31:22, 24 June
  • Not a foul he kicked him tbh (1 replies) - Blueandrew78 - 23:29:33, 24 June
  • Are the English commentators as biased as the sweaties? ;-) (3 replies) - tapas - 23:29:24, 24 June
  • Drinks break. 11 Bells please. (3 replies) - Persil - 23:28:37, 24 June
  • To be fair, took his leg away (1 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 23:28:31, 24 June
  • Not a foul. The Scot fouled him, if anything. (1 replies) - DecreeNumber889 - 23:28:17, 24 June
  • It's that grey area of who actually has possession? Is it a trip or a kick? Either .... (0 replies) - bovis messroom - 23:28:09, 24 June
  • I'd take McCalamitous off if I was them. (0 replies) - Persil - 23:27:40, 24 June
  • well done var. Blatant foul there. (0 replies) - McCulto - 23:27:26, 24 June
  • Darren Cann; the answer to the question - can any farker fail upwards infinitely? .... (7 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 23:27:23, 24 June
  • It's was a foul end of (1 replies) - dodgy Kepa - 23:27:08, 24 June
  • Not sure I agree, I think "Vini" put his leg across and impeded JH. (0 replies) - 460defensive - 23:27:03, 24 June
  • Won't make any difference. (0 replies) - Romans Soldier - 23:26:55, 24 June
  • That's VERY lucky (5 replies) - God Is ODJ - 23:26:13, 24 June
  • How dumb are those commentators. I saw that trip from the first replay. (2 replies) - Cheyne - 23:26:13, 24 June
  • So much for playing from back (1 replies) - BluesRule - 23:26:09, 24 June
  • The VAR Jock McIntosh intervenes... (0 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 23:26:04, 24 June
  • Gonna be disallowed, sadly (1 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 23:25:19, 24 June
  • VAR helping out (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 23:25:14, 24 June
  • Defence pony and trap Keeper pony and trap . (0 replies) - Romans Soldier - 23:24:56, 24 June
  • Has to be a kick by jnr (0 replies) - Soames - 23:24:47, 24 June
  • Sweaties could play all night. They will never score. Qualifying with 1 goal ffs (2 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 23:24:35, 24 June
  • Jocks just being jocks (0 replies) - batt45 - 23:24:24, 24 June
  • That's a foul!! (0 replies) - Soames - 23:24:21, 24 June
  • Pantomime performance at the back (0 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 23:24:14, 24 June
  • Is Grant Hanley on the bench? And where are these bloody aliens?!! (2 replies) - bairns - 23:24:08, 24 June
  • Better watch the goal difference at this point (0 replies) - MBLUE - 23:23:43, 24 June
  • For the love of God. (0 replies) - Soames - 23:23:26, 24 June
  • wtf again (0 replies) - bezz - 23:23:19, 24 June
  • Bloody hell! (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 23:23:14, 24 June
  • JP is miles better than both Cunha & Igor, not sure what was Anceloti smoking (0 replies) - MBLUE - 23:23:12, 24 June
  • Is Roberto Carlos dead? (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 23:22:37, 24 June
  • I thought the reasoning for playing 6'1" Shankland up front is they wouldn't have to fanny .... (1 replies) - Soames - 23:18:56, 24 June
  • Better get the plane on standby. They'll be home by breakfast. (2 replies) - Romans Soldier - 23:18:06, 24 June
  • Gail McKenna would 'of' cleared that. (0 replies) - Tx Blue - 23:13:32, 24 June
  • Haiti?!!! (2 replies) - bairns - 23:13:21, 24 June
  • Scotland just look so slow and clumsy. (0 replies) - Romans Soldier - 23:13:04, 24 June
  • Defender at fault but shouldn't the keeper be going in hands first to rescue the situation? (1 replies) - bovis messroom - 23:12:05, 24 June
  • "They're not doing themselves any favours again"... .... (0 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 23:11:36, 24 June
  • cattle trucking about at the back how many times will this happen .... (1 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 23:11:29, 24 June
  • Why do defenders think they can play football (0 replies) - jtlegend26 - 23:11:21, 24 June
  • What are their chances of qualifying with three points? (3 replies) - MBLUE - 23:10:21, 24 June
  • All they bloody well needed was that! (0 replies) - Romans Soldier - 23:10:20, 24 June
  • Shot themselves in the cleat (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 23:10:12, 24 June
  • Worst f up so far. Congrats (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 23:10:10, 24 June
  • Even Hanley wouldn't have done that (0 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 23:09:29, 24 June
  • Every time (0 replies) - McCulto - 23:08:57, 24 June
  • Who did this? was it Robertosn? (0 replies) - MBLUE - 23:08:52, 24 June
  • We just don't help ourselves! (5 replies) - bairns - 23:08:44, 24 June
  • Picture on iPlayer UHD is miles better (1 replies) - tapas - 23:08:37, 24 June
  • Oops! (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 23:08:30, 24 June
  • Glass of red at a football game? What a ponce! (5 replies) - Persil - 23:05:08, 24 June
  • Come on Brazil. Smash these mugs (0 replies) - NoHasselJimmy - 23:03:12, 24 June
  • 90 minutes (apparently) (0 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 23:03:05, 24 June
  • Eye would like the Herberts to beat Brazil tonight. (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 23:02:49, 24 June
  • Looking forward to this (3 replies) - tapas - 23:00:05, 24 June
  • I feel a little disappointed for Billy Gilmour not being there. (4 replies) - Soames - 22:57:20, 24 June
  • Up the Sweaties! .... (2 replies) - Cacoethes - 22:50:43, 24 June
  • It's so hot out there, if Michael Barrymore invited me round for a pool party, I'd .... (4 replies) - MHL13 - 22:30:07, 24 June
  • Some great stories on the Beeb there of fans following Scotland at World Cups. (6 replies) - Ricardinho - 22:21:40, 24 June
  • The Beeb have the last 32 as it stands and who currently meets who .... (3 replies) - Hertsblue - 22:02:25, 24 June
  • England lasses on course to beat Windies despite some sloppy as feqq fielding #cricket (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:46:23, 24 June
  • What a brilliant goal by Canada. (6 replies) - Better Call Saul - 21:36:26, 24 June
  • Good finish. (3 replies) - mrtamblingman - 21:35:27, 24 June
  • Canada will lose the advantage of playing the next game in their country (5 replies) - Hertsblue - 21:25:24, 24 June
  • Alfonso Davies star must have fallen if he can't get into this side. (7 replies) - mrtamblingman - 21:19:05, 24 June
  • Canada were tomtit there (1 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 21:17:07, 24 June
  • Oh Canada ..... (0 replies) - bairns - 21:16:59, 24 June
  • I didn't know Kepa had started playing international football for Canada (9 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 21:16:48, 24 June
  • Lacroix deal on according to Fabrizio .... #transfers (5 replies) - Antonios Bandit - 21:16:31, 24 June
  • Jimmys match tonight,a damage limitation could see them through yes? (3 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 20:44:56, 24 June
  • The not actively looking to sell list, but would consider if our valuation is met .... (12 replies) - Hertsblue - 20:42:17, 24 June
  • So once again we are looking to sell Chalobah I get he is straight profit .... (22 replies) - Alec Busheel - 20:40:37, 24 June
  • The Canadians amongst the worst divers at this WC (2 replies) - Butch - 20:37:21, 24 June
  • Lacroix. .... (9 replies) - BornAblue - 20:34:55, 24 June
  • Lol at Xhaka! (1 replies) - V R Lee - 20:32:56, 24 June
  • Jeez 30 secs offside then blows!!! What a stupid rule (2 replies) - London is only Blue - 20:13:32, 24 June
  • Could Switzerland and Canada not pact a draw to ensure progress? (1 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 20:12:20, 24 June
  • Everton are not expected to trigger Tyrique George's £25m purchase option .... (4 replies) - Hertsblue - 19:57:08, 24 June
  • Ornstein mentioned on CBS that our relationship with City is fairly intense after .... (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 19:49:42, 24 June
  • Anybody else's t'internet been down all .... (13 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 19:45:23, 24 June
  • Murat Yakin certainly looks the part. (0 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 19:40:01, 24 June
  • This transfer window could see us move 5-6 players out and about same number in. Its happening .... (7 replies) - BornAblue - 19:36:46, 24 June
  • Capsey out. 104-3 after 11.5. Good partnership. #cricket (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:26:29, 24 June
  • If true, more signs of Alonso actively involved in Palestra transfer .... (4 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 19:06:11, 24 June
  • Como send official bid for chalobah .... (18 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 18:54:02, 24 June
  • England lasses playing Windies. 13-1 after 1.4 #cricket (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:39:27, 24 June
  • Hope this Gusto transfer goes ahead !! Name me one thing he is actually good at !! .... (15 replies) - gary stanley - 18:36:06, 24 June
  • If she's right ... can they abduct Grant Hanley? Thanks awfully! .... (12 replies) - bairns - 18:20:44, 24 June


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