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  • Nice not seeing front of shirt sponsors ... keeps it clean and tidy... (0 replies) - Voltaire returns - 06:01:35, 14 June
  • Superb first half from the Socceroos. Best I have ever seen them play (1 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 05:53:02, 14 June
  • Aussies 1-0 up at half time against Turkey (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 05:50:55, 14 June
  • Surprised Brazil could only manage a draw against Morocco? .... (2 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 05:27:35, 14 June
  • K N I C K S! (0 replies) - BornAblue - 05:06:10, 14 June
  • Knicks!!! .... (0 replies) - Asger - 04:41:02, 14 June
  • Haiti just lacked any finishing capability. Assuming Morocco and Brazil are the top two with 7 points each, 3 .... (2 replies) - MattNY - 04:06:01, 14 June
  • Poor second half, but I guess the Scots don't care! (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 04:05:23, 14 June
  • I know they're supposed to be biased, but McGinn dives "cut and dry" FK! LOL! (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 03:35:56, 14 June
  • Scotland doing better than the 78 World Cup (2 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 03:30:29, 14 June
  • Decent game for one with 2 minnows. .... (1 replies) - Wessex Blue - 02:57:44, 14 June
  • Just noticed Haiti have both Experience and Providence on their side. (2 replies) - MattNY - 02:51:48, 14 June
  • Hatians not there to make up the numbers (0 replies) - Jockyblue - 02:41:00, 14 June
  • Haiti are giving a good account of the themselves (0 replies) - Tucker - 02:40:16, 14 June
  • Looks like the referee is from the Ghorbals (1 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 02:37:26, 14 June
  • Get in there! (1 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 02:32:15, 14 June
  • McGinn scores. (0 replies) - MattNY - 02:31:32, 14 June
  • Well done Ecosse (1 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 02:31:32, 14 June
  • Scotland 1up (0 replies) - Tucker - 02:31:09, 14 June
  • Sir Rod in attendance (2 replies) - Tucker - 02:27:29, 14 June
  • Not just one way traffic v Haiti. (0 replies) - MattNY - 02:26:26, 14 June
  • Scotland hit the post. Good game:) (1 replies) - Tucker - 02:20:34, 14 June
  • Watching on my PC and the 'Experience this match in 3D' is weird .... (0 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 02:18:29, 14 June
  • C'mon Scotland! (0 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 02:03:12, 14 June
  • No black player in Scotland squad? Come on Haiti (5 replies) - mikirol50 - 02:02:45, 14 June
  • What incredible support from Scotland fans. .... (1 replies) - papastour - 02:00:55, 14 June
  • Come on Haiti! .... (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 02:00:29, 14 June
  • Come on Scotland!! For any Jocks that are still up! (0 replies) - Jockyblue - 01:46:46, 14 June
  • Morning from a sunny Bangkok...... .... (2 replies) - Voltaire returns - 01:34:40, 14 June
  • How does Joao Pedro or Andrey Santos not get into that team, I'll never know .... (4 replies) - Tala - 01:28:52, 14 June
  • Really impressive with Bouddadi should we sign him? .... #transfers (2 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 01:16:53, 14 June
  • Come on the Papa Docs (0 replies) - Dave - 01:16:33, 14 June
  • Great result for the jocks (3 replies) - bezz - 01:08:18, 14 June
  • In New York New Jersey? What ? (2 replies) - Dave - 01:06:53, 14 June
  • Ireland may not have made the world cup .... (2 replies) - Cross Eyed Newt - 01:05:59, 14 June
  • Lovely game to watch when the ball is moving with pace and intent. (0 replies) - Tea for the Tinkerman - 00:36:45, 14 June
  • Thiago looks like a bit of a lump (0 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 00:26:39, 14 June
  • Thank you, Copilot, for solving the Mamdami Shirt Mystery. It's NYC FC kit. .... (4 replies) - MattNY - 00:18:24, 14 June
  • Still can not believe Anceloti preferred Thiago over JP (7 replies) - MBLUE - 00:18:23, 14 June
  • Arsenal heavily linked to Bouaddi. Would hate them to get their hands on him .... (3 replies) - oldboy - 23:59:52, 13 June
  • What game did Joe Hart watch?? Plenty a flaif from Morocco (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 23:55:46, 13 June
  • That was a red, not really good defending!! (3 replies) - V R Lee - 23:55:42, 13 June
  • May I be the first to say, BlueCo, get signing Boaddi .... #transfers (1 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 23:54:57, 13 June
  • VAR can order a wrongly awarded corner to be a goal kick but not vice verca?? (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 23:53:38, 13 June
  • That Bouaddi looks a player .... (1 replies) - Invictus - 23:53:32, 13 June
  • Brazil looking more threatening now (Morocco still with plenty to offer). .... (0 replies) - MattNY - 23:53:19, 13 June
  • You can see these teams both going some distance. Really good, free-flowing match. (3 replies) - MattNY - 23:47:30, 13 June
  • A very good game of footbal .... (0 replies) - jonderman - 23:46:10, 13 June
  • What's mandani doing supporting the red team the ethiopian twat (7 replies) - Soames - 23:45:57, 13 June
  • Good World Cup this (3 replies) - Soames - 23:38:51, 13 June
  • Another cracking goal. (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 23:37:50, 13 June
  • World class unfortunately (0 replies) - John Phillips - 23:37:26, 13 June
  • Had to be that hampton wick. Ugh. (0 replies) - bill55bill★ - 23:37:02, 13 June
  • Eyebrow raised again 1-1 (0 replies) - Soames - 23:36:18, 13 June
  • Not sure Brazil have the legs to deal with this very good Moroccan side (1 replies) - Babacracka - 23:36:00, 13 June
  • Joao Pedro and Santos becoming better players by the minute (1 replies) - westcountryblue - 23:35:02, 13 June
  • Oh ffs. Just in from the pub. Turn telly on. Listen to 30 secs of Shearer wetting his panties. Bedtime. (1 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 23:32:02, 13 June
  • Dodgy CB and GK (0 replies) - Babacracka - 23:27:38, 13 June
  • Aaaaalisson I know this goal is killing you! Oh Aaaalisson! his aim was true (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 23:27:09, 13 June
  • Arf! Gabriel got done (0 replies) - The Liquidator - 23:27:05, 13 June
  • Quality finish..Carlos hair looks nice (0 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 23:26:59, 13 June
  • Reminded me of Ramires versus Barcelona (1 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 23:26:45, 13 June
  • Thats raised an eyebrow no doubt (0 replies) - John Phillips - 23:26:33, 13 June
  • Fantastic goal, well deserved, cattle truck off Brazil. (1 replies) - bill55bill★ - 23:26:14, 13 June
  • What a ball and finish! (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 23:26:08, 13 June
  • Nice finish (0 replies) - Ricardinho - 23:25:52, 13 June
  • Proper football match this one. Morocco 1 up (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 23:25:51, 13 June
  • Cracking pass. Cracking goal (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 23:25:44, 13 June
  • Brazil of Africa strikes., (0 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 23:25:32, 13 June
  • What a finish , (0 replies) - bezz - 23:25:21, 13 June
  • Easy as pie! 1 nil Maroc (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 23:25:11, 13 June
  • What is this joke boxing malarkey?! What's happened .... (0 replies) - Cross Eyed Newt - 23:24:45, 13 June
  • J pedro would have scored that (1 replies) - Jaychedar - 23:20:34, 13 June
  • Think the fact that Don Carlo didn't take Joa pedro will backfire in the end. Igor .... (1 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 23:20:17, 13 June
  • This is the so called strong Brazil team thats going to knock England out in the QFs lol .... (0 replies) - Invictus - 23:19:12, 13 June
  • Only 9 minutes in but I can already see why 18 Yr old Ayoub bouaddi is so highly rated .... (0 replies) - oldboy - 23:16:25, 13 June
  • Would like Brazil to get another 7-1 humiliation sooner than later. (0 replies) - SpecialOne - 23:16:18, 13 June
  • Gabriel didn't get clattered hard enough there. (0 replies) - SpecialOne - 23:15:38, 13 June
  • Arsenal-esque collapse (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 23:14:13, 13 June
  • Brazil wont make it past group stage (0 replies) - lablublu - 23:13:42, 13 June
  • Who'd have ever thought that Brazil's "number 9" would be a Brentford player (0 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 23:12:00, 13 June
  • 6 host nations for the 2030 World Cup, from South America to Europe, what else will .... (4 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 23:08:54, 13 June
  • Got to feel sorry for Steveo & Joao missing out on tonight (1 replies) - tapas - 23:05:00, 13 June
  • Come on Morocco, that Brazil team is full of some right horrible twats. (0 replies) - bill55bill★ - 22:58:22, 13 June
  • Neymar injured shock! Shame for JP that Carlo bottled dropping a washed up player! .... (4 replies) - Wessex Blue - 22:56:32, 13 June
  • 10 of Morocco's starting 11 were born outside of Morocco (4 replies) - Ricardinho - 22:55:05, 13 June
  • Any recommendations for the best 3-1 result in this tournament? .... (1 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 22:17:22, 13 June
  • My Swiss/Brazil/Scotland treble gone for a Cuckoo! (1 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 22:15:32, 13 June
  • Well done Qatar, fark Switzerland. Boring country, boring team .... (12 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 22:04:35, 13 June
  • Not a good result for the neutrals. (7 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 22:04:17, 13 June
  • Fk it, Ive stuck a couple of quid on Brazil/Morocco being a draw (1 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 22:04:09, 13 June
  • Switzerland. Tut tut tut. .... (0 replies) - Bluedy heck - 22:03:03, 13 June
  • The Swiss should be out of sight. Cracking goal though (2 replies) - Cheshire blue - 22:02:19, 13 June
  • Now that's a cattle trucking header. (2 replies) - MattNY - 22:02:08, 13 June
  • Arf (0 replies) - Better Call Saul - 22:02:06, 13 June
  • Qatar equalise (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 22:01:48, 13 June
  • The Qatari players are the first set of players to be going down easily at this world cup (12 replies) - Cheshire blue - 21:25:34, 13 June
  • I'd forgotten about Zakaria playing for us on loan. Seemed quite decent in his 7 games (3 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 21:24:12, 13 June
  • Sometimes the less heralded matches are the more enjoyable - Swiss look quite an entertaining side. .... (11 replies) - MattNY - 21:10:04, 13 June
  • One thing that has lasted from the 1994 USA World Cup. .... (2 replies) - Romans Soldier - 21:04:45, 13 June
  • Well I think he was onside. (3 replies) - Romans Soldier - 21:03:40, 13 June
  • Qatar keeper is good (3 replies) - Tala - 20:54:02, 13 June
  • I LOVE Sunday league football! The refereeing is always fun. (8 replies) - twoobwoo - 20:46:42, 13 June
  • Two lengthy injury breaks and a 3 min hydration break in 30 mins. (0 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 20:36:18, 13 June
  • No var for that? (2 replies) - Cheshire blue - 20:35:41, 13 June
  • Thought he was offside before the penalty collision. Could be wrong I suppose. (4 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 20:22:39, 13 June
  • Is that our ex loanee Zakaria playing for the Swiss at full back ? .... (2 replies) - Johnny Tabasco - 20:11:19, 13 June
  • Is Bairnsy out on the arthur bliss already? Sod them 2am kick-offs!! Fair play .... (3 replies) - Papa Elf - 19:30:53, 13 June
  • Why does Pochetinno look like Russell Crowe these days .... (4 replies) - nottodayokay - 19:09:12, 13 June
  • For those who are saying they rather cash in on CuCu when he is at his peak . .... (16 replies) - carlitochelsea - 19:03:22, 13 June
  • "First Brit woman in the Queens final since 1970" They didn't host a women's tournament from .... (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:02:07, 13 June
  • Have that carefree 1972! Emma won 6-2 6-2 just now! .... (1 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 18:57:54, 13 June
  • GSM Radders. 6-2, 6-2 (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:54:52, 13 June
  • Cup's back on chaps, England's stolen boots are recovered. (4 replies) - MattNY - 18:52:49, 13 June
  • First set Radders. 6-2. Well played. (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:06:54, 13 June
  • Billy the fish massaging Scotlands team this world cup .... (2 replies) - loublue - 18:05:54, 13 June
  • So Estevao had an 80% hamstring tear. Club wanted surgery and he refused .... (7 replies) - John Phillips - 17:39:42, 13 June
  • Is Radder's match only on bbciplayer? (6 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:20:04, 13 June
  • Game 5 is coming. .... (2 replies) - Asger - 17:11:51, 13 June
  • When you goooo will you back a letter frommm america .... (6 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 17:07:46, 13 June
  • Wow! What a finish! Chiefs win! (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:57:37, 13 June
  • Chiefs try! Wow! Bath 26 Exeter 27 .... (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:41:13, 13 June
  • Chiefs fighting back v Bath. Only 4 points behind. 26-22 .... (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:25:13, 13 June
  • Curacao - whoever the fk they are - beat Haiti 5-1 in qualifying... Sheesh! .... (3 replies) - Mourinho0405 - 16:23:51, 13 June
  • Assuming the conversation did actually happen this is quite interesting .... (7 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 16:05:35, 13 June
  • Jose back at R.Madrid. I wonder if he'd ever come back to SB, given the clowns now in charge?.. (3 replies) - Mourinho0405 - 15:31:56, 13 June
  • Pull yer fekkin finger aht Katie (1 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 15:26:23, 13 June
  • All these rumours that we might be in for Marcus Rashford and all you lot talk about is the bloody tennis. .... (12 replies) - bluelinc - 14:42:15, 13 June
  • Well done Emma, though to Semi Finals now:) .... (2 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 14:34:57, 13 June
  • C'mon Katie (2 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 14:34:13, 13 June
  • Yay. Done and dusted (1 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 14:33:12, 13 June
  • GSM Radders (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 14:33:11, 13 June
  • Sweating like a fat lass (1 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 14:27:41, 13 June
  • G'won Emma duwer!!! (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 14:27:34, 13 June
  • Bolliqs! Broken back to 5-5 (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 14:19:18, 13 June
  • Lacky bleeder lacky bleeder (0 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 14:19:13, 13 June
  • Radders looks like she fancies stopping play (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 14:01:51, 13 June
  • Changed channel for 10 mins. Radders playing well. Just put it back on and see her left leg .... (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 13:59:20, 13 June
  • Ooops. Emma's injured. I blame Butch (1 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 13:58:01, 13 June
  • Are jock boozers allowed to stay open until 5 in the morning tonight? (5 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 13:32:27, 13 June
  • Welldun Emma (0 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 13:23:58, 13 June
  • The sweaties will be proper arthur bliss , their gane .... (4 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 13:20:39, 13 June
  • Red Arrows disrupts Queen's Tennis lol .... (4 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 13:14:08, 13 June
  • Shouldn't the tennis be renamed king's? (2 replies) - Cheshire blue - 13:10:58, 13 June
  • This fly-by's a bit much. They're trying to play tennis (1 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 13:08:30, 13 June
  • Emma's up (6 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 12:30:44, 13 June
  • Who noticed poches safari suit last night lol (2 replies) - dodgy Kepa - 12:30:34, 13 June
  • Horse in a carriage (3 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 12:18:55, 13 June
  • If there is any truth in this, BlueCo's due diligence perhaps needs to be more thorough .... #transfers (11 replies) - Hertsblue - 12:10:23, 13 June
  • Nice droppa wevva for Vans et al. Emma zup at 12.30. (2 replies) - nipper ★ - 12:06:44, 13 June
  • 25BC alternative highlights of the USA v Paraguay .... (11 replies) - Made in SW9 - 11:07:59, 13 June
  • Trooping of the Colour. Hope it doesn't kick orf (2 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 10:58:53, 13 June
  • Another good ref and loved the var cancellation for the dive booking .... (6 replies) - Babacracka - 10:26:29, 13 June
  • SoFi stadium raved about last night. Building overseen by our COO. Gannon. .... (6 replies) - Dude - 10:16:00, 13 June
  • Nigella's up (6 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 10:12:48, 13 June
  • Genuinely intrigued who you all think will win the World Cup .... (19 replies) - John Phillips - 09:55:02, 13 June
  • Balagun impressed me. Took on defenders scored a cracker and is at Monaco coming through .... (9 replies) - London is only Blue - 09:52:34, 13 June
  • Weird how determined they are to make Rooney work as a presenter. (5 replies) - John Phillips - 09:51:45, 13 June
  • Having watched the highlights Paraguay underestimated USA .... (2 replies) - Tuscanblue - 09:28:32, 13 June
  • That Pulisic looks fast..... (11 replies) - V R Lee - 08:07:10, 13 June
  • Poch delivers exciting football. (8 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 08:03:46, 13 June
  • Four ex Chelsea managers/coach, and Steve Clarke at the World Cup. .... (4 replies) - bluechas - 07:35:34, 13 June
  • The yanks looked good on the attack this morning. Dark horse? (6 replies) - Cheshire blue - 07:22:18, 13 June
  • World Cup news! .... (2 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 06:58:36, 13 June
  • FF .... (2 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 04:47:58, 13 June
  • Poch has done magic with this traditionally pathetic team. All his players tonight were .... (7 replies) - Andy S - 04:24:25, 13 June
  • 4-1 final score. Two nicely taken shots, one really good. Good finish from Paraguay, too. (0 replies) - MattNY - 04:03:29, 13 June
  • So does this mean Poch is a great manager? (9 replies) - luca behind you - 03:59:19, 13 June
  • That's interesting. Paraguay had a free kick for a foul on Almiron, yellow card to Ream. VAR called down a .... (4 replies) - MattNY - 03:19:48, 13 June
  • The level of pundit incompetence is staggering (2 replies) - Bluebloods - 03:18:15, 13 June
  • Paraguay having an early go of it this half. Really overmatched, though. (1 replies) - MattNY - 03:13:30, 13 June
  • Partey denied entry into Canada, well played Canada (2 replies) - westcountryblue - 03:11:29, 13 June
  • 3-0! Brilliant football (1 replies) - Soames - 02:53:26, 13 June
  • Yanks are flying! (2 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 02:52:37, 13 June
  • What a nice goal. Well done lad. (1 replies) - Tea for the Tinkerman - 02:52:15, 13 June
  • The crisp fast long passing out from the back by the ya (1 replies) - Soames - 02:45:26, 13 June
  • Brilliant football USA 2-0 (1 replies) - Soames - 02:35:32, 13 June
  • Infantino sat next to Marco Rubio. .... (4 replies) - the mad hatter - 02:18:08, 13 June
  • Paraguay manager dressed to the nines! French cuffs, I think. (0 replies) - MattNY - 02:04:24, 13 June
  • The cattle truck is she smuggling under that skirt? A coffee table? A whiskey barrel? (0 replies) - Cacoethes - 01:51:48, 13 June
  • Imagine pinning all your hopes on Pulisic... (1 replies) - Cacoethes - 01:46:03, 13 June
  • Wait til they come for you. Then it wont be deserved. .... (3 replies) - McCulto - 01:13:19, 13 June
  • And off to bed #music .... (1 replies) - Bluemonday - 01:03:50, 13 June
  • I haven't got it figured out just yet #music .... (0 replies) - Bluemonday - 00:59:00, 13 June
  • Smoke & Mirrors #music .... (0 replies) - Cacoethes - 00:53:26, 13 June
  • Great song #music .... (0 replies) - Bluemonday - 00:42:52, 13 June
  • Fire & Brimstone #music .... (0 replies) - Cacoethes - 00:36:54, 13 June
  • Time for bed - one more from Arthur Lee.... #music .... (1 replies) - Wally Green - 00:29:04, 13 June
  • A House Is Not A Motel #music .... (2 replies) - Cacoethes - 00:21:40, 13 June
  • apropos of nothing #music .... (6 replies) - Bluemonday - 00:18:00, 13 June
  • Pride comes before #music .... (0 replies) - Wally Green - 00:16:32, 13 June
  • I'm not your steppin' stone #music .... (0 replies) - Cacoethes - 00:12:37, 13 June
  • Time to drink up and call it a night, I think #music .... (0 replies) - HPBlue - 00:09:35, 13 June
  • Come back Jonee #music .... (0 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 00:05:27, 13 June
  • And one more #music .... (0 replies) - Bluemonday - 23:58:59, 12 June
  • Fukkit I'm going again, I have a soft spot for her #music .... (0 replies) - Bluemonday - 23:54:35, 12 June
  • love a bit of #music .... (0 replies) - Bluemonday - 23:50:20, 12 June
  • Bjork anyone? ;-) #music .... (0 replies) - Wally Green - 23:50:12, 12 June
  • The Model #music .... (0 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 23:50:01, 12 June


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