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  • Fixtures leaked - first game is Fulham away, then Brighton at home .... (5 replies) - oldboy - 08:50:49, 19 June
  • Am happy Enzo is leaving, his occupied aspot meant for a proper AM (6 replies) - MUZOORA - 08:31:08, 19 June
  • First game prediction. Am going to go with an away fixture at .... (7 replies) - Cheshire blue - 08:05:02, 19 June
  • Over 40 degrees C forecast for Zaragoza next week. Thank God I moved to the mountains (5 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 07:40:28, 19 June
  • Pot calling kettle Black..... Ian Botham calling out Ben Stokes #cricket .... (7 replies) - Voltaire returns - 07:26:12, 19 June
  • Its going to be very hard to get top 4 this year, with all the cash our rivals will be spending .... (10 replies) - chelseaboyo - 06:59:06, 19 June
  • Morning all, Happy Friday....Going to be a scorcher!! (6 replies) - Papa Elf - 06:00:29, 19 June
  • This HT dull match is the equivalent of the dead rubbers .... (1 replies) - MattNY - 03:05:04, 19 June
  • Let's look to score some more and confirm a spot in the next round .... (0 replies) - Tala - 00:33:54, 19 June
  • According to Al Jazeera Qatar are winning 3-0 and the Canadian players are all Mossad agents (1 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 00:26:43, 19 June
  • Canada is so cool. And we need to bump up the goal difference as much as possible (1 replies) - Grew up in Royston Claire - 00:26:33, 19 June
  • What a horrid injury. Player didn't even clock how serious it was at first. .... (0 replies) - Bluedy heck - 00:18:58, 19 June
  • Stupid karnt has broken the Canadians leg ffs! (1 replies) - Soames - 00:14:41, 19 June
  • David and Larin are having a field day here (1 replies) - Dept Ess - 23:49:28, 18 June
  • Tonali is exactly the signing we need! #transfers (0 replies) - Magic Hat - 23:47:20, 18 June
  • Qatar are cheeky karnts. The level of dissent is disgusting. (3 replies) - Soames - 23:38:53, 18 June
  • We play Arsenal away 3rd Premier league game of the season .... (3 replies) - oldboy - 23:35:49, 18 June
  • Shame we didn't have one of these refs in the FA Cup Final (0 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 23:34:47, 18 June
  • Tottenham want Tonali AND matteus fernandes .... (3 replies) - oldboy - 23:24:53, 18 June
  • Canada v Qatar or some Norvern by-election? .... (1 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 23:22:49, 18 June
  • Players who star at the World Club become extremely attractive to owners and coaches. .... (1 replies) - Andy S - 23:22:27, 18 June
  • Jesse Marsch showing TT how its done (0 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 22:57:19, 18 June
  • How's the bidding war for Fofana, Badiashile & Gusto going? (4 replies) - Soames - 22:14:31, 18 June
  • Tapped his ankle as he was already diving! Confirmed, you what! (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:56:18, 18 June
  • Some consolation goal that! (2 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:53:29, 18 June
  • Crikey, that's some consolation goal. That kid has only been on the pitch for couple of minutes, no? (0 replies) - MattNY - 21:53:09, 18 June
  • Hes got a foot like a traction engine (1 replies) - McCulto - 21:52:36, 18 June
  • Never been a Xhaka fan. Not suggesting we buy him. DOn't think he would come but .... (14 replies) - mrtamblingman - 21:49:47, 18 June
  • So looking like there's something to Enzo leaving for RM then. (8 replies) - okiki - 21:48:44, 18 June
  • Nice goal from dodgy haircut bloke (0 replies) - Vialli Nove - 21:43:49, 18 June
  • Italy reflecting on their own performance "What the actual fcuk did we do?" (2 replies) - Soames - 21:43:13, 18 June
  • Red for B&H! Couple of inches later it's a pen, but he stays on. (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:40:16, 18 June
  • Seems only right that Columbia's first two games have a 3am kick off. *taps nose* (11 replies) - Persil - 21:37:33, 18 June
  • Switzerland 1-0 up (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 21:35:45, 18 June
  • Very well taken shot. Sign him up! Keeper probably should have done better though. (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:35:37, 18 June
  • Thats one for the neutrals (2 replies) - McCulto - 21:34:19, 18 June
  • There's been a lot of draws in this World Cup, what happens if all 4 teams end up with the same .... (2 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 21:33:56, 18 June
  • I'm really enjoying the refereeing at this tournament. Players go down because a defender .... (4 replies) - mrtamblingman - 21:28:50, 18 June
  • Imagine Chelsea supporters thinking that any Spanish or Latino player .... (0 replies) - tapas - 21:27:40, 18 June
  • Am I the only one who hates the in game coaching during breaks? .... (4 replies) - V R Lee - 21:23:40, 18 June
  • These countdowns before the start of each half do my head in (1 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 21:05:22, 18 June
  • Following on from a thread bellow, things you don't see in football anymore? .... (38 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 21:02:07, 18 June
  • I know the football's on and all that, BUT ... #music .... (0 replies) - CFC Genius - 20:42:26, 18 June
  • Didn't realise John Paul Van Hecke had joined spurs from Brighton. Flashing the cash a bit at .... (2 replies) - Soames - 20:40:36, 18 June
  • Has there ever been that many 'big' PL clubs starting the season with a new .... (1 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 20:34:17, 18 June
  • Fluffed his lines there, albeit a tough chance. I think he was onside. (0 replies) - MattNY - 20:11:53, 18 June
  • Whats the record of the most draws in a World Cup? .... (2 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 20:03:09, 18 June
  • SoFi Stadium is a work of art. (1 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 19:52:16, 18 June
  • Liverpool offering €100m for Diomande .... (4 replies) - nottodayokay - 19:50:46, 18 June
  • Anyone got any idea why so many footballers wear a white bandage on .... (9 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 19:47:59, 18 June
  • Zouma gets around .... (6 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 19:43:54, 18 June
  • No front of shirt sponsor to start a PL for 4 consecutive seasons (13 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 19:24:38, 18 June
  • This golf course for the US Open looks brutal, especially with a strong wind blowing .... (0 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 19:12:25, 18 June
  • Double Nelson at the close. Dont expect many more England runs in the morning. (3 replies) - Flywheel - 19:04:13, 18 June
  • England 222-6 at stumps. A dreadfully sloppy day for England. #cricket (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:03:40, 18 June
  • S A players are a bit thick, cross it in no 40 yard screamers .doughnuts! (1 replies) - Silicon Steve - 19:00:40, 18 June
  • Did we get a render of Croatia's 2nd goal? (7 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 18:56:18, 18 June
  • Two poor teams really making up the numbers (1 replies) - John Phillips - 18:52:37, 18 June
  • Really dim batting by Rew! Gifted his wicket. 217-6 #cricket (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:49:33, 18 June
  • I'm told Aggie Beever-Jones has decided not to move away, which would be good news (4 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 18:48:37, 18 June
  • Harsh pen that. Blasted at him from a close distance and seemed to hit the midriff before his .... (2 replies) - Wessex Blue - 18:46:09, 18 June
  • Never a penalty (0 replies) - KevDonn - 18:46:05, 18 June
  • Rew nearly ended up "Rew-ing" a rash shot. Ravindra spills regulation catch. #cricket (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:38:27, 18 June
  • Will we be having a hydration break on a cold wet Tuesday night in sunderland? (13 replies) - westcountryblue - 18:30:59, 18 June
  • A proper coach needs a clear out and getting in important players. Happened with Klopp, .... (2 replies) - Itachi - 18:21:15, 18 June
  • Rew and Cox are quality batsmen. Were in good hands #cricket (3 replies) - Butch - 18:13:46, 18 June
  • I'd maybe consider a loan for him there. But we could probably use him next season .... (0 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 18:02:28, 18 June
  • England need a big partnership from these 2. Archer is next in. #cricket (0 replies) - Butch - 17:52:33, 18 June
  • Brook lbw 177-5 #cricket (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:46:19, 18 June
  • We saw Eden Hazard leave, I promise you we dont care about Enzo or Cucurella. (4 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 17:41:07, 18 June
  • Root on 46 reviewing lbw #cricket (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:36:33, 18 June
  • Membership prices 26/27 .... (6 replies) - CFC 1970 - 17:30:01, 18 June
  • Wish me well - chaps - off to Romsey Abbey to be sworn in as the new Church Warden .... (12 replies) - Baldfatlimey - 17:14:10, 18 June
  • Talk of a £4m fee for Morgan from WBA. Not everyone can get .... (2 replies) - Butch - 17:11:02, 18 June
  • Gay finally moves off 49. Surely he could have run a quick single sooner.. . #cricket .... (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:01:45, 18 June
  • This crocodile enclosure story just breaking now is utterly farked up (2 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 16:56:00, 18 June
  • I thought my passion for supporting England had long gone along with most things when you get old. .... (16 replies) - Gander - 16:32:35, 18 June
  • Superb race for the Gold Cup. (6 replies) - Silicon Steve - 16:26:09, 18 June
  • Mixed feelings about Enzo's impending departure to Madrid. He's a bit of a jack of all trades but even 3 .... #transfers (22 replies) - tapas - 15:57:07, 18 June
  • Congratulations England on beating Croatia. I hope you go farther than Scotland .... (4 replies) - Asger - 15:41:30, 18 June
  • I can name 3 Qatar players .... (10 replies) - Tuscanblue - 15:13:43, 18 June
  • Cracking stat on TMS just now. In the Bazball era England have lost their first wicket to a run out 5 times in #cricket .... (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 14:53:26, 18 June
  • I find it interesting that many people wanted Jose back here to reset the culture of the club, .... (10 replies) - Master of Puppets - 14:32:34, 18 June
  • Cough cough! Splutter splutter... STILL no sign of the Man City charges verdict.... How long is it? (7 replies) - God Is ODJ - 14:31:24, 18 June
  • I know player swaps never happen but this is being reported in Italy .... (10 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 14:23:26, 18 June
  • Duckett run out! I did not see it, so no idea how dim it was #cricket (4 replies) - God Is ODJ - 14:08:41, 18 June
  • Awful run out #cricket (4 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 14:06:06, 18 June
  • So most impressive team so far? And who can possibly stop England outside of France? (7 replies) - josh 007 - 14:02:18, 18 June
  • Good news if you are the owner of a london freedom pass .... (6 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 13:43:16, 18 June
  • It's all about opinions of course but I notice the BBC sport player ratings give .... (8 replies) - mrtamblingman - 13:27:56, 18 June
  • Any reliable reporting yet on whether we have negotiated a package to release Maresca? .... (3 replies) - nottodayokay - 12:57:20, 18 June
  • NZ 391 All outno silly shots England:). #cricket (0 replies) - Tucker - 12:43:49, 18 June
  • Still a possibility Alejandro Grimaldo and Granit Xaka end up here .... (9 replies) - Hertsblue - 12:31:17, 18 June
  • Just looked at the local weather forecast for here. Between 35 and 40 degrees until the end .... (15 replies) - Exiled Blue ★ - 12:19:53, 18 June
  • Most pleasing aspect of the WC so far is the slow death of tipi tapa football. Most teams are .... (10 replies) - Jasim - 12:07:46, 18 June
  • We will most certainly buy from real madrid too this summer .... (2 replies) - oldboy - 12:05:06, 18 June
  • Our Cricketers are brainless. Electing to field on a perfect batting pitch, to no spinner and .... #cricket (2 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 12:00:51, 18 June
  • Wait for the new ball and bring on a part time spinner!! #cricket (1 replies) - Butch - 11:56:09, 18 June
  • Oval a much better wicket for batting than Lords but England are not helping themselves #cricket (7 replies) - God Is ODJ - 11:39:52, 18 June
  • In a parallel universe, Tuchel never left Chelsea, we were not subjected to the farce that was Graham Potter, .... (7 replies) - Dave - 11:23:55, 18 June
  • Does anyone know anything about Carreras? .... (15 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 11:21:51, 18 June
  • 51 extras, what is Rew doing? #cricket (2 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 11:16:23, 18 June
  • 1 veg > 3 veg > 5 veg. (1 replies) - nipper ★ - 11:03:45, 18 June
  • Looks like Sam Kerr will be reuniting with AKB, Jess Carter and Guro Reiten at Gotham FC (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 11:00:00, 18 June
  • Quite amusing yesterday the reactions of Philips to Archers bouncers. #cricket (0 replies) - Chelsea Del - 10:53:41, 18 June
  • Tangerineandgraphite (or anyone else interested). Ambassador's Clubhouse was indeed absolutely .... (3 replies) - V R Lee - 10:51:01, 18 June
  • England going forward looked excellent yesterday. Some issues at the back .... (6 replies) - oldboy - 10:42:53, 18 June
  • I expect us to buy schitt players to replace the good ones (18 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 10:24:32, 18 June
  • Prem fixtures out Friday ...Coventry Away ??? (2 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 10:20:50, 18 June
  • Membership renewal .... (3 replies) - CFC 1970 - 10:09:37, 18 June
  • Behind the Bench: A book about Chelsea's third-choice goalkeepers .... (0 replies) - Behind the Bench - 09:55:02, 18 June
  • Red Scouse have triggered Munoz buy out clause. £34M for a Spanish international [winger] .... (4 replies) - Hertsblue - 09:52:45, 18 June
  • Question for the techies, if the government ban VPNs next month as expected what are my options .... (6 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 09:44:13, 18 June
  • We obviously did not have the money to afford Enzo, Cucurella and others. We seem to be .... (30 replies) - Soames - 09:32:04, 18 June
  • Can Alonso play in midfield if Enzo leaves? .... (1 replies) - katk - 09:26:31, 18 June
  • Dixons best quote last night "Rice is the best in the world at corners" .... (2 replies) - Alec Busheel - 09:14:15, 18 June
  • Could be an interesting journey for England. It looks like .... (9 replies) - Spring Heeled Jim - 09:09:00, 18 June
  • Ghana won in the 95th minute but Panama looked the better side .... (1 replies) - V R Lee - 08:54:23, 18 June
  • Early days, feet on ground. (3 replies) - nipper ★ - 08:33:21, 18 June
  • tippy tappy Pickford .... (2 replies) - pieandmashblue - 07:58:02, 18 June
  • We should not have sold Cucurella. We should not be selling Enzo. They are important squad .... (19 replies) - SW6 1HS - 07:51:33, 18 June
  • Does Made in SW9 still think Cucuella isn't leaving us? :) (13 replies) - MHL13 - 07:44:13, 18 June
  • Pretty in pink this morning (6 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 07:31:09, 18 June
  • 52 years after. (Last time we played world cup was in 1974) .... (2 replies) - Kalumiana - 07:24:09, 18 June
  • A few Chelsea things in the morning: Enzo already has agreed a contract .... (8 replies) - mff ★ - 06:00:55, 18 June
  • For what it's worth, I thought Croatia were a pretty poor team (6 replies) - kerrygold - 05:51:32, 18 June
  • We've got super Tommy Tuchel... (1 replies) - Better Call Saul - 05:39:41, 18 June
  • Top madrid journos are reporting Real want enzo and have approached Chelsea .... (19 replies) - oldboy - 01:09:39, 18 June
  • Fair play, the ref is not blowing for every contact. One Panamanian, one Ghanaian player looking .... (0 replies) - MattNY - 00:15:18, 18 June
  • Ghana keeper a good guitarist?...... (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 00:00:11, 18 June
  • Rooney has improved a lot during this World Cup .... (2 replies) - John Phillips - 23:55:34, 17 June
  • Well done england and super Tommy T! Onwards and upwards! (2 replies) - Cranny - 23:50:28, 17 June
  • That Emma Hayes bit with the chalkboard. Bloody terrible. (11 replies) - MHL13 - 23:50:28, 17 June


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