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  • How do you finish a game of football when 23 player's get sent off (0 replies) - cockneyblue - 17:15:34, 09 March
  • What is this new boll0x after a team has won? Running to fans, with the One, Two, Three.. .... (0 replies) - Mourinho0405 - 17:14:14, 09 March
  • *FCT* Cheltenham Day 1 .... (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 17:12:39, 09 March
  • You say play Harto, I say play Hatto, .... (0 replies) - Persil - 17:05:35, 09 March
  • We thrive when we are under dogs, most analysts aren't giving us a chance (2 replies) - MUZOORA - 17:04:56, 09 March
  • If we are smart enough - we can topple PSG and get a good result .... (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 16:57:59, 09 March
  • Palmer slowly coming to full fitness, Jao Pendro on form, .... (0 replies) - Itachi - 16:47:45, 09 March
  • According to the Chelsea Chronicle we've only earned £36.9 million through .... (3 replies) - Moonknight - 16:44:14, 09 March
  • A couple of lovely bits of skill from Hato at the weekend. Missed it at the time.... .... (5 replies) - tapas - 16:42:35, 09 March
  • FCT Chelt selections... .... (1 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 16:37:54, 09 March
  • PSG vs Chelsea .... (1 replies) - Kalumiana - 16:33:01, 09 March
  • I've just got 'MINGE' on countdown....so there. (5 replies) - tapas - 16:14:18, 09 March
  • MPD.. Reading about your daughter.. .... (2 replies) - southbucksblue - 15:07:48, 09 March
  • They can do Morris dancing in the centre circle for all I care as .... (7 replies) - Persil - 14:53:01, 09 March
  • Mr PD... trust in both medical science and your daughters inner strength .... (2 replies) - Voltaire returns - 13:41:06, 09 March
  • MPD, I know it will be stressful but all be good in the end # (1 replies) - London is only Blue - 13:26:19, 09 March
  • *Mr Parkers Dogbite* .... (19 replies) - Cfccolumbus - 13:07:46, 09 March
  • Vanters - is there something we should know? Poster below .... (6 replies) - Suffolk Blue - 12:42:23, 09 March
  • the centre circle huddle, let's be honest it's a bit naff isn't it. And will only serve to rile up .... (21 replies) - Under the Bridge - 12:31:11, 09 March
  • Its interesting and a bit baffling to watch Tosin and Badiashille .... (18 replies) - John Phillips - 12:05:17, 09 March
  • Its surely getting close to there needing to be a veterans hooligan understanding .... (4 replies) - John Phillips - 11:55:54, 09 March
  • Perhaps one of the bonuses of Saturday was that the media and Wrexham fans, thought Garnacho .... (11 replies) - DecreeNumber889 - 11:41:22, 09 March
  • Roman Abramovich .... (5 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 11:02:34, 09 March
  • Feels more like Winter than Spring aht there (11 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 10:34:27, 09 March
  • Morning CC's Horse racing experts, CC's famous Cheltenham Festival tipster .... (2 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 10:30:52, 09 March
  • DIdn't see any of the FA Cup game. I get the impression it was a stuttering performance but a .... (17 replies) - mrtamblingman - 09:59:38, 09 March
  • How refs allow goons corner routines is beyond me .... (6 replies) - lablublu - 09:51:50, 09 March
  • Well get port vale away in cup draw tonight (3 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 09:49:05, 09 March
  • MTV special tonight (1 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 09:30:09, 09 March
  • Sorry to be a downer but my lovely daughter is currently in the High Dependency Unit .... (102 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 09:17:33, 09 March
  • Morning all.... 61 years young today and I still .... (23 replies) - Romans Soldier - 09:03:20, 09 March
  • young Windass looks just like his dad (4 replies) - Suffolk Blue - 08:50:09, 09 March
  • Wordle in four (9 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 08:30:16, 09 March
  • Morning All, well that was a struggle but job done, well done to Pedro, we needed .... (25 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 08:29:29, 09 March
  • Wrexham manager: 'It's not forceful...' I wonder what he considers forceful when .... (6 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 08:24:39, 09 March
  • Anyone know what JP's celebration is about? (4 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 08:10:36, 09 March
  • Crazier scenes in Brazil. VAR might be busy. .... (3 replies) - Persil - 07:15:17, 09 March
  • Crazy scenes in Germany. Fans yank VAR cable mid-review .... (0 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 06:11:12, 09 March
  • why do we always hire stupid stubborn managers .... (26 replies) - Careless2 - 05:31:08, 09 March
  • F1 off to a Flyer .... (2 replies) - RON - 00:44:45, 09 March
  • Pussy footing round the goal mouth area .... (2 replies) - RON - 00:39:02, 09 March
  • For no particular reason here is my list of the top ten female rock singers who fronted a group #music .... (24 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 22:58:30, 08 March
  • Another £120K in Littler's bank account [not bad for a weekends work in Minehead] (3 replies) - Hertsblue - 22:35:49, 08 March
  • Chelsea and Brazil.Love this.. .... (5 replies) - tapas - 22:34:12, 08 March
  • Doesnt Robbie Williams support Port Vale? (5 replies) - The Liquidator - 21:24:33, 08 March
  • What's all this about? .... (15 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 20:23:44, 08 March
  • Anyone else watching the Darts? Cracking game that, Wade rolled back .... (6 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 20:14:32, 08 March
  • I love it on Millionaire when the contestant phones a friend .... (0 replies) - tapas - 20:11:35, 08 March
  • Happy International Ladies Day to Bairns, Canada Claire and MHL13 .... (5 replies) - Papa Elf - 19:26:14, 08 March
  • So its a given Arsenal and City will get Vale and Soton who do we think we will get out of the .... (2 replies) - My Old Man - 18:55:08, 08 March
  • Port Vale is neither a town or a city, any others? (32 replies) - Silicon Steve - 18:54:15, 08 March
  • Penders looks useful (1 replies) - batt45 - 18:48:02, 08 March
  • Alright gang how are we? Is there Cheltenham comp this year? (3 replies) - bluedub - 18:22:40, 08 March
  • Port vale at home would be nice (2 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 18:22:11, 08 March
  • Leeds 3 (1 replies) - Wessex Blue - 18:19:16, 08 March
  • We have 9 cbs probably need to sell 4 or 5 .... (3 replies) - Tuscanblue - 18:18:59, 08 March
  • Right backs we have 3 if you count Josh .... (0 replies) - Tuscanblue - 18:13:15, 08 March
  • Sanchez pre arsenal was one of the players of the season now I can see him sold .... (8 replies) - Tuscanblue - 18:10:53, 08 March
  • How did narch get this far in the cup? Useless (2 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 18:10:52, 08 March
  • Had to google where Port Vale is based...Fancy a trip uo there (4 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 17:51:45, 08 March
  • Leeds 2-0 (2 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 17:14:59, 08 March
  • 2-0 :-( Was hoping for a hat-trick of shocks. (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 17:14:37, 08 March
  • Cant see this ending well for auld firm games .... (15 replies) - BLUE BLOOD BROTHER - 17:14:28, 08 March
  • Just seen the highlights of the rangers v celtic game .... (8 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 17:13:18, 08 March
  • Absolute demolition of NZ. Dominance of white ball cricket from India. .... #cricket (1 replies) - carlitochelsea - 17:13:09, 08 March
  • Be nice to finally get a home game in a domestic cup this season. .... (0 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 17:08:08, 08 March
  • Leeds 1 up (for real) (1 replies) - Wessex Blue - 17:04:19, 08 March
  • Great goal (1 replies) - V R Lee - 17:03:23, 08 March
  • Leeds bossing this but still 0-0 (just) (1 replies) - V R Lee - 17:00:18, 08 March
  • So thats handball .... (2 replies) - IoW blue - 16:53:06, 08 March
  • How can that be handball he never scored didnt we get one against us and the goal stood .... (10 replies) - I miss the Drog - 16:52:37, 08 March
  • Leeds 1 up. (5 replies) - Wessex Blue - 16:50:05, 08 March
  • Clocks here have gone forward by 1 hour, now dark at 7.10pm or 19.10 yippeee! But less .... (2 replies) - Silicon Steve - 16:48:56, 08 March
  • India trying to make this more interesting. A bit like us with villa. (0 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 16:38:39, 08 March
  • Would not surprise me if Norwich beat Leeds tonight:) (1 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 16:31:05, 08 March
  • Hope that we get Port Vale, Karn can get a half n half friendship scarf. (0 replies) - Silicon Steve - 16:23:07, 08 March
  • Watching Indiana Jones while waiting for the footy. .... (3 replies) - V R Lee - 16:09:58, 08 March
  • Only a couple of upsets this round. Port Vale v Sunderland and Mansfield v Arsenal. (1 replies) - Persil - 16:06:23, 08 March
  • Come on the Kiwis (1 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 15:50:19, 08 March
  • Ugly scenes at Ibrox (15 replies) - Paradigm - 15:47:21, 08 March
  • Oh dear, that aint going to do much for getting big Old Firm away followings back. (7 replies) - bovis messroom - 15:45:45, 08 March
  • Acheampong didnt have the best of games, dont think he is a right back tbh, but showed great .... (6 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 15:44:56, 08 March
  • Considering today's results, winning away at Wrexham with our B team was a great result. (6 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 15:31:36, 08 March
  • They'll be dancing on the streets of Port Vale tonight (6 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 15:31:23, 08 March
  • Port vale have been told they will get 9 thousand tickets .... (1 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 15:29:46, 08 March
  • Sunderland win at Elland Road midweek and then this. Football ! (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 15:29:06, 08 March
  • Ah, the FA Cup, sustaining my love for blood and guts football and impossible dreams (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 15:28:25, 08 March
  • Arsenals next cup game, home to Port Vale (1 replies) - Black Bull - 15:27:20, 08 March
  • Sorry if is been asked but whens the draw , got a 9 week old springer pup so not got too much .... (4 replies) - bezz - 15:18:56, 08 March
  • Celtic fans 'stormed' the gates at Ibrox. Scotland answer to Scousers (6 replies) - Mourinho0405 - 15:17:21, 08 March
  • Sunderland's if-i-hit-the-ground-i-get-a-fk PL routine not working in the cup (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 15:16:49, 08 March
  • NZ restricted India to 53 runs in the final 5 overs #cricket .... (3 replies) - Hertsblue - 15:16:19, 08 March
  • Port Vale the first home team to win in the 5th round maybe. (2 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 15:15:55, 08 March
  • Typical that long German bloke has shown himself to be useless sins he scored twice against us .... (1 replies) - Soames - 15:14:47, 08 March
  • Had to pass that! (2 replies) - Wessex Blue - 15:12:51, 08 March
  • Hooped socks. Nice (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 15:08:43, 08 March
  • Dan Ballard's a good center back. Strong, good in the air and has fight (3 replies) - Tala - 15:05:05, 08 March
  • We have not played Port Vale for 90 years. Never played at Vale Park. (2 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 15:01:15, 08 March
  • That was a red, Mr Taylor (4 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 14:54:36, 08 March
  • If Port Vale go through, they will 100% draw Arsenal (5 replies) - Stuck in the Mudryk - 14:44:49, 08 March
  • Still think the constant fiddling with the back 4 unsettles the team and Sanchez (11 replies) - B★TC - 14:41:40, 08 March
  • Question for a referee out there .... (3 replies) - The Les Fridge fan club - 14:37:39, 08 March
  • Joao Pedro is a lot better at scoring goals than preventing them. Can the manager .... (5 replies) - bovis messroom - 14:33:53, 08 March
  • What striker could we sign for top $ at the moment who is a guaranteed success .... #transfers (2 replies) - tapas - 14:33:42, 08 March
  • Seen at Wrexham yesterday, anyone know why? .... (2 replies) - TN Blues - 14:28:13, 08 March
  • Former NewZealand Rugby player working with our squad on togetherness and spirit .... (5 replies) - Mario stanic - 14:25:33, 08 March
  • New laws next season. .... (2 replies) - Persil - 14:25:26, 08 March
  • Port Vale leading 1-0 against Sunderland in first half. .... (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 14:22:31, 08 March
  • I know it's T20 but I'd prefer to see a better balance between bat and ball. India 92-0 after 6 #cricket (4 replies) - Gazzad - 14:05:24, 08 March
  • Saints through! (2 replies) - Wessex Blue - 13:57:49, 08 March
  • Rod Stewart take Southampton to 6th round of FA Cup lok (8 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 13:51:56, 08 March
  • Arsenal will get Southampton at home guaranteed (1 replies) - Bluewex - 13:51:52, 08 March
  • **Tapas**. I'm watching the Auld Firm quarter final to see who my lot can get in the semi .... (5 replies) - bairns - 13:51:22, 08 March
  • Another rangers v Celtic today. Don't they get bored? (2 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 13:50:58, 08 March
  • Penalty to saints (0 replies) - Magic Hat - 13:50:16, 08 March
  • If Fulham win today thats a guaranteed 4 london Clubs in the quarter finals (3 replies) - Bluetrainspotter - 13:47:08, 08 March
  • Fly Emirates are reportedly losing $73m a day at present , be a shame if they .... (3 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 13:17:28, 08 March
  • What time do we get arsenal away in the cup draw (4 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 13:08:55, 08 March
  • A nice touch from Wrexham. .... (0 replies) - tapas - 13:02:28, 08 March
  • Chelsea gonna win da cup!!! KTBFFH. (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 12:58:27, 08 March
  • Up the Kiwis!! #cricket (0 replies) - BB10 - 12:52:11, 08 March
  • Goal .... (0 replies) - busterjug - 12:42:12, 08 March
  • Joao Pedro nearly arrived here in Jan 2020 .... (2 replies) - Hertsblue - 12:39:29, 08 March
  • Thats was Tosins 2nd start under Rosenior, his 1st was Liams 1st game away to .... (10 replies) - tapas - 12:31:50, 08 March
  • At least Garnacho has got his act together now. Starting to show his quality. (20 replies) - Cheshire blue - 12:17:51, 08 March
  • I have to say, the commentary on the game on the BBC last night was abysmal .... (12 replies) - pinkfloydblue - 11:53:27, 08 March
  • Delap is a strange one. Generally underwhelming, but when he .... (19 replies) - Butch - 11:52:21, 08 March
  • Tosin was captain yesterday;-) (4 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 11:46:47, 08 March
  • Except for match day 35 I will be cheering on West Ham and Forest for the rest of the season (3 replies) - Bluemonday - 11:43:45, 08 March
  • We did win last night and in the 1/4s........ .... (0 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 11:35:14, 08 March
  • Essugo looks a pl;ayer. .... (7 replies) - Moonknight - 11:15:07, 08 March
  • We castle truck have problems with .... (2 replies) - Laiza - 11:08:00, 08 March
  • seems so obvious striker wise that selling Delap, Jackson & Guiu gets you 80m+ for 1 quality one .... (42 replies) - Under the Bridge - 11:02:02, 08 March
  • Igor Thiago ?? .... (1 replies) - KiTheGreek - 10:48:20, 08 March
  • Delap. Anyone expect him to be quite so poor? (21 replies) - Better Call Saul - 10:37:09, 08 March
  • Makes me laugh that some people like Pinky below thought we had some kind of .... (14 replies) - tapas - 10:31:19, 08 March
  • Oh I see we back to "all the players are shoite" again. .... (17 replies) - MHL13 - 10:21:20, 08 March
  • Jorgensen will start against psg. Sanchez is.low in confidence .... (5 replies) - oldboy - 10:08:29, 08 March
  • Let's be brutally honest. How many of our players are "Chelsea standard" .... (21 replies) - pinkfloydblue - 10:04:24, 08 March
  • Gittens and Estevao should be back by next weekend latest. .... (4 replies) - Stuck in the Mudryk - 10:03:03, 08 March
  • Look given the stage of the season we are in now .... (4 replies) - Stuck in the Mudryk - 09:54:52, 08 March
  • And Mickey Van Der Ven isn't the answer either as some people on here have been suggesting (4 replies) - Cheshire blue - 09:49:24, 08 March
  • Villa played a long ball Wednesday night, Watkins got in behind our defence, Jorgensen came out .... (3 replies) - Cheshire blue - 09:45:35, 08 March
  • PSG will be an easier game in comparison to Wrexham (3 replies) - Bluetrainspotter - 09:39:09, 08 March
  • Taking away our pathetic attempts of man marking and having absolutely no idea where the ball .... (7 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 09:33:12, 08 March
  • If WWIII is coming will that mean there will be no relegation from the Premier League? .... (0 replies) - Bluetrainspotter - 09:31:58, 08 March
  • Much as I hate VAR the arguments for the Wrexham goal standing seem to be .... (14 replies) - John Phillips - 09:23:40, 08 March
  • Tosin and Badiashile. What kind of chaos do they cause in training? (13 replies) - Cheshire blue - 09:12:59, 08 March
  • Rob Mac is okay. I do not care for Reynolds. (6 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 09:07:49, 08 March
  • You only get one, Spurs relegated or Goons bottling the PL to City? .... (5 replies) - bluemikey - 09:03:42, 08 March
  • All away wins in the cup so far. (0 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 09:01:55, 08 March
  • I see the BBC are still not over Wrexham losing. .... (3 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 09:01:48, 08 March
  • Game last night .... (0 replies) - Budgie - 08:58:33, 08 March
  • It was interesting to see multiple players openly calling out Sanchez during the game. .... (5 replies) - 460defensive - 08:56:01, 08 March
  • Chelsea defending on set pieces is a major issue that needs to be addressed urgently .... (1 replies) - pinkfloydblue - 08:55:12, 08 March
  • Sarr is better than Tosin and Badiashile, so was surprising he was taken off .... (4 replies) - Master of Puppets - 08:47:19, 08 March
  • Is anyone under any illusion, that if that tackle had been made on a Wrexham player .... (4 replies) - IoW blue - 08:47:16, 08 March
  • Wouldn't mind Wrexham in the premier league tbh (1 replies) - Bluetrainspotter - 08:41:23, 08 March
  • Garnacho: an unsung here. Proving many doubters wrong. By contrast Tosin and Bada .... (10 replies) - Jasim - 08:33:56, 08 March
  • Can't believe the red card outrage. Given what we've had red cards for this season!? .... (2 replies) - Noisia - 08:25:31, 08 March
  • Appaz wrexham made 10 changes we do need to up our game that .... (6 replies) - B★TC - 08:22:46, 08 March
  • I know its Noah but PSG having their ligue 1 game postponed next week is out of order (3 replies) - Bluetrainspotter - 07:54:56, 08 March
  • Match report from today's Guardian: .... (4 replies) - Carefree Blue - 07:47:24, 08 March
  • Before Pedros goal, did anyone see Essugo give Sanchez a mouthful for not launching it long? .... (5 replies) - Noisia - 07:47:05, 08 March
  • How many British F1 drivers are there racing? 5? .... (2 replies) - V R Lee - 07:44:54, 08 March
  • Did PSG played and lost to Monaco or was it prospond? (2 replies) - mikirol50 - 07:42:48, 08 March
  • Like these quotes from Liam:) .... (2 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 07:42:43, 08 March
  • I love the fact that Garnacho never doubted for a minute that it was a goal .... (7 replies) - geordiegirl - 07:39:55, 08 March
  • Hats off the Wrexham. The quality of their football was excellent. (1 replies) - Chelsea Del - 07:38:13, 08 March
  • Is ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY out of the pub yet! (1 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 07:11:04, 08 March
  • The Hato lads got a cool head. I think well stick with him (2 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 07:09:13, 08 March
  • F1 spoilers .... (0 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 06:29:18, 08 March
  • Henry winter sports journalist should be Henry winter pontificating jack sprat (2 replies) - Vialli Nove - 06:12:41, 08 March
  • Tosin and Baddy should be sold, quality ain't this level (3 replies) - MUZOORA - 06:01:54, 08 March
  • The Bads-Tosin foreplay with the GK is just one of the most annoying things I have experienced .... (0 replies) - katk - 05:54:00, 08 March
  • Jao Pedro is currently the best srltriker in Europe .... (0 replies) - Bluetrainspotter - 05:32:58, 08 March


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