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  • City beats Brentford and Bournemouth, United beats Brighton, Fulham draws to Bournemouth .... (0 replies) - King Mount - 11:56:10, 08 May
  • Marco silva's name is not going away and that makes me nervous .... (0 replies) - oldboy - 11:53:40, 08 May
  • Bunny Shaw.dear God! This gets worse .... (4 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 11:48:08, 08 May
  • Does the "CWC fatigue" argument hold water? .... (13 replies) - McCulto - 11:38:31, 08 May
  • This thought has crossed my mind as well .... (10 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 11:17:08, 08 May
  • Short of attacking numbers. Will Croydons finest pick even more defenders on the bench or .... (2 replies) - Butch - 11:14:51, 08 May
  • Lovely combination on The Saint earlier - Alexandra Bastedo looking gorgeous and elegant .... (18 replies) - God Is ODJ - 10:47:39, 08 May
  • Well done weakened Aston Villa for keeping Spurs up, complete and utter wanquers!!! (4 replies) - Silicon Steve - 10:43:36, 08 May
  • Let us talk about Chelsea future.-2026 is already gone. .... (3 replies) - Kalumiana - 10:35:56, 08 May
  • Who are the player of the season contenders then? .... (11 replies) - Ricardinho - 10:27:31, 08 May
  • Happy 100th birthday for the legend that is Sir David Attenborough (9 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 10:12:11, 08 May
  • It's relatively certain we'll lose tomorrow, surely 7 losses on the bounce in the league .... (16 replies) - Fitzchiv - 10:09:14, 08 May
  • Non footy: Just bought 2 tickets via viagogo for O Rodrigo for daughter and missus #music .... (2 replies) - BLUE BLOOD BROTHER - 10:05:20, 08 May
  • Just seen the clips of the Strasbourg fans and Emegha last night. Looks like we've signed .... (6 replies) - Rollover - 09:58:01, 08 May
  • so we let Alfie and Tyrique go because they're not .... (1 replies) - blue in bath - 09:38:11, 08 May
  • With Maresca, A top 5 finish was certain.... Ego driven owners with no emotional ties to our beloved Club. (45 replies) - Kenn - 09:33:29, 08 May
  • Good interview with Obi, albeit not really telling us anything we don't know or suspect .... (7 replies) - Fitzchiv - 09:29:41, 08 May
  • Good morning chatters - picture time (sorry I am a few days late). Enjoy - or not .... (4 replies) - Baldfatlimey - 09:28:31, 08 May
  • Bluddyell Angela Rippon is 81 (3 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 09:23:09, 08 May
  • Par for the day and week on Wordle (4 replies) - God Is ODJ - 09:06:36, 08 May
  • Gotta bad feeling that we will end up playing Conference league again next season .... (9 replies) - oldboy - 09:02:13, 08 May
  • It's amazing how many great players we have,when they are injured. (6 replies) - Edmondson - 08:53:52, 08 May
  • Wake up to the main CFC football topic being about signing someone called Bunny!! What have we .... #transfers (6 replies) - Butch - 08:24:47, 08 May
  • Will Bunny Shaw sign or not? .... (3 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 08:07:12, 08 May
  • Iraola to Palace not a done deal [a Spanish journo stated he was close to joining them] .... (2 replies) - Hertsblue - 08:04:55, 08 May
  • Weve got maybe one player of note, its excruciatingly unbelievable (16 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 07:25:27, 08 May
  • Morning All, normally one of the biggest games of the season tomorrow but not .... (18 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 07:18:52, 08 May
  • SOTD a video .... (0 replies) - Carefree - 06:18:34, 08 May
  • ID .... (2 replies) - RON - 03:26:31, 08 May
  • Bunny Shaw .... (2 replies) - RON - 03:14:51, 08 May
  • Happy Birthday Sir David. (0 replies) - Soames - 00:58:45, 08 May
  • Happy 100th birthday Sir David Attenborough:). (5 replies) - Tucker - 00:50:27, 08 May
  • Funnily enough., it's still possible if we had an ounce of leadership left in us. Had estevao and reece been .... (1 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 00:17:50, 08 May
  • Debating whether I can be arsed to stay up watching the election results program, Laura the chunt, .... #politics (2 replies) - Bluemonday - 00:14:23, 08 May
  • Scousers will be carnage. Anyone going up needs a medal or certified. I can't see any positive outcome. This .... (3 replies) - Cornish Blue - 23:32:38, 07 May
  • To be honest I reckon a season without any European football would be a blessing (5 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 23:22:11, 07 May
  • Whatever we do, we must avoid the Conference League (11 replies) - nottodayokay - 22:46:45, 07 May
  • I think it will be out of Bournemouth or Brighton for 6th place. .... (0 replies) - The Aldershot Blue - 22:43:29, 07 May
  • to be 6 we need to beat liverpool which means they would finish 5 .... (3 replies) - insider99 - 22:35:40, 07 May
  • 6th is doable of course but beating the scousers is a tall order indeed. .... (5 replies) - McCulto - 22:31:03, 07 May
  • Whatever happens to Sarr .... (5 replies) - lablublu - 22:23:57, 07 May
  • *Looks longingly at the league table again* (0 replies) - Soames - 22:21:40, 07 May
  • Don't see Forest getting many if any more points, so the win on Monday was probably crucial .... (3 replies) - Hertsblue - 22:04:40, 07 May
  • Well Done Villa for getting into the final .... (2 replies) - Magic Hat - 22:03:02, 07 May
  • Its looking more likely that 6th place will likely make CL. How on earth have our squad .... (6 replies) - Alec Busheel - 22:02:11, 07 May
  • 3 European finals, 3 English teams (1 replies) - WhiteWall - 22:01:42, 07 May
  • If league table stays as it is and Villa win Europa, Bournemouth will mar champions league! .... (1 replies) - Mark Twain - 22:01:20, 07 May
  • Well done Villa (1 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 21:59:37, 07 May
  • Villa v Freiburg Europa and Palace Rayo Vallecano Conference. (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:59:18, 07 May
  • David Attenborough will be 100 tomorrow .... what a life (11 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 21:58:30, 07 May
  • Every team needs a John McGinn, top no nonsense professional athlete .... (11 replies) - Mark Twain - 21:55:34, 07 May
  • Rayo vallecano is my favourite Madrid club, with alcorcon second (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 21:55:18, 07 May
  • Saved. That's probably that. (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:53:51, 07 May
  • Not good times for BlueCo with Strasbourg falling apart in recent weeks and no Euro footy next .... (4 replies) - Hertsblue - 21:53:30, 07 May
  • Strasbourg pen. Injury time. (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:52:22, 07 May
  • Septic div not proper Chelsea still means we'll do Ver-min .... (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 21:52:21, 07 May
  • Forest should have played their B team (0 replies) - Alec Busheel - 21:52:11, 07 May
  • Criminal how we made Ryan Yates look like Pirlo :( (4 replies) - Noisia - 21:50:47, 07 May
  • Consequences of putting all your eggs in one Basket. Chelsea game for Forest. (0 replies) - MAC4CFC - 21:48:53, 07 May
  • Gusto conceded a stupid penalty & Forest killed us. .... (3 replies) - KevDonn - 21:47:01, 07 May
  • Wouldnt fancy playing Villa when theyre in this mood! (0 replies) - twoobwoo - 21:46:44, 07 May
  • A Club with a rich history, and very supportive fans, well done Villa (3 replies) - WhiteWall - 21:46:32, 07 May
  • You have to fancy Emery to win his 5th Europa League cup (2 replies) - Hertsblue - 21:45:34, 07 May
  • Oi McGinn - save a bit for the World Cup!!!! (1 replies) - bairns - 21:44:18, 07 May
  • How tomtit are we to lose to forest reserves (5 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 21:44:11, 07 May
  • And Forest were angry with us last season that they didnt make UCL (0 replies) - CFC 93 - 21:44:01, 07 May
  • 4! Deffo over now! (1 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:42:59, 07 May
  • Tonight is why I was soooo farked off on Monday. We win Monday and we are probably 2/1 to get Champions League .... (5 replies) - tapas - 21:42:56, 07 May
  • Best striker of a ball in the premier league. (1 replies) - Soames - 21:41:33, 07 May
  • Villa 3-1 on aggregate, probably done now Forest been shut out all match (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:40:52, 07 May
  • So Villa may end up coming fifth and winning Europa .... (1 replies) - Bendyashile - 21:38:09, 07 May
  • Awoniyi not even on bench after tearing us a new one, wouls have done better than Wood tonight (2 replies) - elseychelsea - 21:37:49, 07 May
  • Goodness me Chris Wood has been subbed off on 70mins after an awful performance. (0 replies) - Soames - 21:36:14, 07 May
  • Freiburg 3 up (4-2) (1 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:33:09, 07 May
  • Didn't understand why they brought Gibbs-White on against us when 3-0 up. Paying for it now. (5 replies) - Kingy - 21:26:41, 07 May
  • Ha Prince William celebrating that Villa goal lol .... (1 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 21:25:20, 07 May
  • G'wan Villa! Muggy fans and based in a shoitehole. But Forest deserve a .... (3 replies) - bairns - 21:24:21, 07 May
  • Stupid thing to do ffs (0 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 21:23:23, 07 May
  • Gusto-itis.... (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:22:17, 07 May
  • Give him the shirt puller a fuking card .... (0 replies) - Laiza - 21:21:19, 07 May
  • Villa 2 up (2-1) (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:20:53, 07 May
  • Forest idiot did what Gusto did.. penalty (2 replies) - Soames - 21:20:22, 07 May
  • Idiot defending from Forest (0 replies) - Kingy - 21:20:20, 07 May
  • Pen Villa. (1 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:19:56, 07 May
  • I keep telling Arsenal fans , remember Devon Loch (0 replies) - Bluetrainspotter - 21:17:02, 07 May
  • Palace 2-1 (5-2) (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:12:58, 07 May
  • Blimey valverde has suffered a traumatic brain injury after fight with Tchouameni .... (3 replies) - oldboy - 21:12:06, 07 May
  • Strasbourg dominated by 11th placed La Liga side in 2 legs. Meanwhile FCT talks up Barco .... (0 replies) - SpecialOne - 21:00:42, 07 May
  • Chris Wood doing a very passable Liam Delap impression this evening. (1 replies) - Soames - 20:50:33, 07 May
  • Europa and Conference Cups are down devalued krrappp (1 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 20:48:00, 07 May
  • IF we get a decent manager and he is given his head, I would get Rashford in for the left wing .... (11 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 20:47:02, 07 May
  • Strasbourg 1 down. 2 down on aggregate. Looking like England Spain in the Conference final .... (2 replies) - Wessex Blue - 20:45:52, 07 May
  • Is that odd bod behind the forest coach? (0 replies) - Terrys all sold - 20:44:31, 07 May
  • Villa and Forest will fancy beating Freiburg in the final (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 20:43:23, 07 May
  • Freiburg 2 up. 3-2 on aggregate. Villa or Forest would be favourites, Shirley. (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 20:42:37, 07 May
  • Villa are a bloody disgrace for .... (0 replies) - Corniceman - 20:40:58, 07 May
  • Fantasy football dribbling from buendia (1 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 20:39:49, 07 May
  • 6th will end up being a CL spot and we completely farked it (0 replies) - Bluewex - 20:38:53, 07 May
  • Villa level the tie (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 20:37:59, 07 May
  • Head butt no penalty? (0 replies) - Soames - 20:31:50, 07 May
  • Looks like Palace have booked their ticket. .... (1 replies) - Wessex Blue - 20:30:31, 07 May
  • That's quite some scar on Gibbs-White's forehead (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:30:24, 07 May
  • F me, Gibbs White looks like someone you don't want to meet in a back alley (7 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 20:23:09, 07 May
  • Villa to lose just for their Spurs debacle! (0 replies) - SpecialOne - 20:22:40, 07 May
  • Braga down to 10 men after 6 mins .... (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 20:22:21, 07 May
  • I wonder if our players started the run around with a bit more urgency .... (4 replies) - Sandhurstblue - 20:21:14, 07 May
  • Omari has started ok (0 replies) - Soames - 20:21:03, 07 May
  • Footballers who are gnarly and brusque but secretly you wouldn't mind at CFC - McGinn??? (7 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 20:01:23, 07 May
  • If Blue Co unravel financially as recent reports suggest may happen the way the finance .... (10 replies) - Alec Busheel - 19:46:36, 07 May
  • Missed this afternoons acttion at Chester, bit Slippy G I hear? # (1 replies) - Papa Elf - 19:29:12, 07 May
  • How about we hire everyones choice of manager .... (2 replies) - Sandhurstblue - 19:17:59, 07 May
  • Apropos of nothing, if Villa win the Europa Tammy Abraham would have .... (0 replies) - mrtamblingman - 19:16:13, 07 May
  • Funny how the Gooner shirt wearers go in and out of hibernation so conveniently .... (3 replies) - Papa Elf - 19:14:04, 07 May
  • Joao Felix scores after 2 minutes #ricket (3 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 19:10:00, 07 May
  • Blueco .... (3 replies) - busterjug - 18:57:40, 07 May
  • So this bunny,she any good? I went out with a bunny .... (1 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 18:52:55, 07 May
  • lol (7 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 18:35:34, 07 May
  • Hopefully it doesn't get this bad with us .... (5 replies) - nottodayokay - 18:28:02, 07 May
  • I'm underwhelmed by the manager options to say the least and I think Alonso/Iraola will be gone .... (18 replies) - CFC Blue - 18:10:56, 07 May
  • So you were allowed 3 votes,so i voted one for each party .... (1 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 17:25:30, 07 May
  • 4 years of Fofana in August.68 games in 4 years. Just 7 more than Disasi who left Dec 24 .... (7 replies) - Noisia - 17:18:39, 07 May
  • Good news is Chelsea(my dog) is still with us,turns out she had pulled a muscle. .... (8 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 17:18:27, 07 May
  • Chiltern** Been busy with a small bricklaying project this afternoon hence no response .... (12 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:15:02, 07 May
  • Aggie Aggie Aggie staying apparently. Which is as it should be .... (0 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 17:10:24, 07 May
  • Valverde needed stitches after getting a punch from Tchouameni .... (2 replies) - oldboy - 17:09:19, 07 May
  • This would seem to cross another outsider off the list .... (0 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 17:08:44, 07 May
  • Second patient who was NOT on board the cruise ship diagnosed with .... #covid (1 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 17:04:59, 07 May
  • 11 v 11, one-off on the day. So... can we win at Anfield? Or even the cup final? (4 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 16:54:08, 07 May
  • any advice on wembley tickets. I'm trying to get 6 seated together. I choose quantity 6 together, .... (6 replies) - tapas - 16:14:09, 07 May
  • Cup Final Tickets .... (7 replies) - Chapter Road - 16:09:45, 07 May
  • I see the owners of the virus boat are charging the patrons for an extra holiday .... #covid (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 15:46:42, 07 May
  • Liverpool supporter groups - no matter what you think of the fekkers - seem to get schit done .... (7 replies) - Ricardinho - 15:43:51, 07 May
  • The Owners top ten #music .... (6 replies) - CFC 1970 - 15:37:40, 07 May
  • Ooh Bunny Bunny! .... (7 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 15:24:10, 07 May
  • Hopefully Michael Fish doesn't work for WHO: "Hantavirus outbreak not the start of a pandemic, WHO says" .... #covid (7 replies) - God Is ODJ - 15:19:30, 07 May
  • Those advocating Alonso for next manager, is it purely because he won Bundesliga .... (48 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 15:07:54, 07 May
  • What a very sad story regarding Matt Beard .... (2 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 15:03:17, 07 May
  • the good thing about Saturdays game is that it's a dead rubber (8 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 14:57:59, 07 May
  • 43 years ago today - most important result .... (2 replies) - Topov - 14:47:08, 07 May
  • BRRING BACK POTTTTER (4 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 14:39:20, 07 May
  • Why is the club not selling FA Cup tickets tomorrow? .... (6 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 14:37:57, 07 May
  • Wesley Fofana .... (1 replies) - Kalumiana - 14:37:24, 07 May
  • i didnt see the presser but Garnacho, Sanchez and Neto all unlikely to play on saturday (7 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:13:58, 07 May
  • Have never managed to buy cup final tickets so quick in my life .... (7 replies) - bill55bill★ - 14:10:07, 07 May
  • Marco Silva shortlisted .... (14 replies) - ZenBlue - 14:04:31, 07 May
  • This is the manager I want/ed, the ship has sailed sadly courtesy of the project .... (10 replies) - BLUE BLOOD BROTHER - 13:57:03, 07 May
  • If you have to show ID to get into matches next season, does that mean you can only have one ST in your name? (3 replies) - SW6 1HS - 13:53:54, 07 May
  • Let's hope the club show us they mean business for once. Appoint Alonso. (9 replies) - MHL13 - 13:51:07, 07 May
  • Our goal of the season should obviously go to Gittens .... (9 replies) - CFC 93 - 13:50:17, 07 May
  • It has to be Iraola. He is almost on his way to Palace. Chelsea has to do something .... (14 replies) - The P - 13:40:04, 07 May
  • Have they sold out ? Tickets not available when I look ? (3 replies) - Dave - 13:39:21, 07 May
  • Agree with this from Matt Law on Morgan Rogers .... (9 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 13:24:49, 07 May
  • Also on this day, May 2005... .... (1 replies) - TxBlues - 12:55:36, 07 May
  • Xavi Alonso .... (12 replies) - Kalumiana - 12:54:43, 07 May
  • Iraola to Palace? .... (5 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 12:51:30, 07 May
  • Is the Lightening flash in the task bar of a post a new thing? .... #music (7 replies) - Exiled Blue ★ - 12:42:26, 07 May
  • Latest update from CST .... (4 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 12:39:55, 07 May
  • Got any good stories, memories of this man? 75 years old today. .... (6 replies) - TxBlues - 12:38:05, 07 May
  • Hopefully this is us .... (1 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 12:34:18, 07 May
  • Any recommendations for travelling solo to Budapest? .... (19 replies) - oldboy - 12:09:20, 07 May
  • Eye dont play golf. 1 mustard 1 veg > 5 veg(changed first letter last second) laky bastid (2 replies) - nipper ★ - 12:08:49, 07 May
  • Row 1 Upper Tier and I was able to use my built up pot of cash for the two tickets. A freebie! :) (2 replies) - Bexley Blues - 12:08:20, 07 May
  • Any financial ITKs about? Dow almost hitting 50k. Seems disconnected to .... (12 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 12:05:05, 07 May


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