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  • Totally non football and just an observance...... .... #politics (0 replies) - Voltaire returns - 04:52:43, 28 May
  • Silly season starts again, but more of that later................ .... #transfers (0 replies) - Voltaire returns - 04:06:53, 28 May
  • The Hammer Theme .... (0 replies) - RON - 03:18:28, 28 May
  • Started off Well .... (0 replies) - RON - 03:10:14, 28 May
  • English teams in Europe .... (0 replies) - Trix - 02:31:09, 28 May
  • Well done Palace from a fellow Croydonian (0 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 00:16:48, 28 May
  • West Ham had the second biggest average attendance in the PL this season. .... (1 replies) - Ricardinho - 22:55:32, 27 May
  • Nothing to do with snobbery. It's about standards. .... (7 replies) - MHL13 - 22:50:19, 27 May
  • Not sure whether it was posted before but I think Ive got a bit of grit in my eye.. .... (7 replies) - tapas - 22:48:11, 27 May
  • Bournemouth, Sunderland and Palace may need some of ours to bulk their squads up for next : -) (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 22:30:52, 27 May
  • Conference .... (2 replies) - shedboy59 - 22:30:52, 27 May
  • Well... .... (17 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 22:26:00, 27 May
  • Fair play to Spanish fans staying in stadium (5 replies) - FamousCFC - 22:23:19, 27 May
  • 2 head coaches contemplated walking out at the beginning of the year .... (1 replies) - Hertsblue - 22:19:24, 27 May
  • Thats a first seeing a manager celebrate like that!! Credit to him (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 22:15:18, 27 May
  • Is that Palaces first EVER season playing European football too? (15 replies) - Noisia - 22:14:12, 27 May
  • Mateta up top for us next season? ;-) (3 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 22:12:17, 27 May
  • Right, thats enough English success in Europe this year, from this point, allez bleu # (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 22:11:22, 27 May
  • Great players are those who .... (0 replies) - Muleya 1 - 22:10:05, 27 May
  • Glasner and Iraola have a simple style, effective though with the resources they are working with # (1 replies) - Hertsblue - 22:08:31, 27 May
  • I know its a final but theres nothing indicating an Arsenal win. They dont score many .... (9 replies) - John Phillips - 22:08:16, 27 May
  • Could we say that the conference league is a close resemblance to the cup winners cup as in .... (13 replies) - London is only Blue - 22:07:28, 27 May
  • Said when we won it that the Conference League is easier to win than the League Cup but well done Palace (6 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 22:06:35, 27 May
  • Well done palace glasner has performed miracles for that club outstanding manager. (7 replies) - Vialli Nove - 22:05:29, 27 May
  • Glasners off as a winner cause the board had other ideas (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 22:04:52, 27 May
  • Fair play Palace... lived a mile from Selhurst Park after moving from SW8 .... (0 replies) - Kingy - 22:03:24, 27 May
  • Palace, Bournemouth and Sunderland in the Europa (4 replies) - Ricardinho - 22:03:07, 27 May
  • 9 teams qualified for Europe and we arent one of them. .... (5 replies) - CFC 93 - 22:03:00, 27 May
  • Bet they're glad they got knocked down to the Conference now! Congrats to them. .... (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 22:01:56, 27 May
  • The Crystal Palace board should do everything in their power to keep Glasner. (2 replies) - In The True Blue Blood - 22:01:50, 27 May
  • Iraola suits their style after Glasner (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 22:01:36, 27 May
  • Fair play to Palace for winning the FA Cup last season and backing it up with .... (2 replies) - blueforever - 22:01:18, 27 May
  • Well pleased for Palace but all the other clubs in it are .... (5 replies) - John Phillips - 22:01:08, 27 May
  • Best Palace side in their history. 3 trophies in 12 months. (3 replies) - CFC 93 - 22:01:00, 27 May
  • Palace deserved it on the night (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 22:00:24, 27 May
  • i hate players who want to leave. Just get .... (1 replies) - bluemonsieur - 22:00:19, 27 May
  • Palace v Forest is going to be a wind-up when they next meet. (0 replies) - bovis messroom - 22:00:14, 27 May
  • Best night for palace since the got a corner at anfield (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 21:59:40, 27 May
  • Palace have more players going to the World Cup than we have [makes you think] (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 21:59:37, 27 May
  • Not a fan of Glasners football but he does like to win cup trophies .... (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:59:26, 27 May
  • Vallecano were really lucky to go through in the quarter finals. They barely scraped through. .... (1 replies) - London is only Blue - 21:59:26, 27 May
  • Bobby Tambling, Charlie Cooke, Paddy Mulligan, Steve Kember, your second .... (0 replies) - mrtamblingman - 21:58:50, 27 May
  • From losing to 6th tier Macclesfield to winning a Euro trophy. Football eh. (4 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 21:58:37, 27 May
  • Vallecano garbage in attack - well done Palace (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:58:02, 27 May
  • Conference league stats in London (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 21:57:54, 27 May
  • Congratulations to the Nigels (1 replies) - westcountryblue - 21:57:46, 27 May
  • PL simply has too much financial power compared to other leagues .... (2 replies) - CFC 93 - 21:57:17, 27 May
  • Those who think Barcelona cant find the cash for J.Pedro are in for a shock .... (13 replies) - Invictus - 21:49:06, 27 May
  • Looks like Palace are going to get their Europa League place after all !!! (0 replies) - little guitars - 21:35:05, 27 May
  • Wharton 1 lucky goal and not many assists. Just what we need (12 replies) - Tuscanblue - 21:33:38, 27 May
  • Good to see Rayo Vallecano's kit paying tribute to Ace Frehley: .... (4 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:30:14, 27 May
  • All looking good for the coefficient rankings .... (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 21:29:25, 27 May
  • Enzo out, Wharton in. That'll do. (10 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 21:27:46, 27 May
  • It's going to be Villa - Palace - Arsenal, isn't it. Clean sweep. (5 replies) - Ricardinho - 21:24:50, 27 May
  • Just realised were the holders of this trophy for about another 30 odd minutes .... (1 replies) - WhiteWall - 21:24:16, 27 May
  • Glasners half time talk woke them up # (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 21:18:08, 27 May
  • How'd that not go in!? (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:18:00, 27 May
  • Blimey (3 replies) - mrtamblingman - 21:17:55, 27 May
  • Went to b@q today to buy .... (4 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 21:14:56, 27 May
  • Eine Kleine Nachtmusik ... yes, I know it's not music night, still ... enjoy :-) #music .... (0 replies) - CFC Genius - 21:14:50, 27 May
  • Wharton s goal really (1 replies) - Bluemetal - 21:13:13, 27 May
  • Well... I'm no scout but I'd take Wharton :-) (3 replies) - mrtamblingman - 21:13:09, 27 May
  • Palace go 1 up (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 21:13:09, 27 May
  • Barcelona spending £70 million on Gordon? Can't see them .... (3 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 21:09:07, 27 May
  • Wharton is class, would improve us, no end. (10 replies) - chelseaboyo - 20:59:57, 27 May
  • Why are all footy commentators norvern monkeys? Makes me ill (0 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 20:55:13, 27 May
  • Riveting half of football (2 replies) - CFC 93 - 20:53:18, 27 May
  • Referee too whistle happy, let it flow FFS (1 replies) - westcountryblue - 20:45:18, 27 May
  • So Tore Andre not involved in the ^^ story. *headdesks* I'm getting old. (0 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 20:44:57, 27 May
  • Blaming the SDs .... (6 replies) - busterjug - 20:44:00, 27 May
  • Stats of fans needing med assistance in stadiums before 2019 and after ? (1 replies) - Z7 - 20:42:44, 27 May
  • Looks like someone needs medical attention (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 20:39:31, 27 May
  • Whats going on at the palace have, no sound in the pub. Was something thrown at the goalie? (2 replies) - Northcote - 20:39:06, 27 May
  • Rayos coach Inigo Perez was Iraolas assistant at Rayo .... (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 20:36:43, 27 May
  • No player is bigger than the club. Enzo wants out, let him go, we dont want unhappy .... (2 replies) - London is only Blue - 20:24:23, 27 May
  • Any links to the Palace game? (4 replies) - The Chipster - 20:21:57, 27 May
  • Enzo to real in exchange for Rodrygo? We'd need them to shell some cash along of course but .... (11 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 20:02:39, 27 May
  • Sorry, I just don't buy it. Do we think the players actually believe all this? .... (10 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 20:01:25, 27 May
  • We tried to buy ant gordon a few years back for 40 mil. Maybe winstanley does know his onions. (1 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 20:00:55, 27 May
  • It's a good looking trophy tbf. (2 replies) - Better Call Saul - 19:58:14, 27 May
  • Gwaan the Stripey Nigels (1 replies) - westcountryblue - 19:55:53, 27 May
  • Have I been living in a cave? I didn't know Pulp's drummer is the nephew of Gordon Banks: .... (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:53:22, 27 May
  • The FA trying to collect more cash from Chelsea for their Christmas fund: .... (1 replies) - TxBlues - 19:52:59, 27 May
  • I do not care of Enzo Fernandez leaves .... (2 replies) - Bojas4Blues - 19:48:53, 27 May
  • Jordans (5 replies) - Sandhurstblue - 19:46:06, 27 May
  • Gordon to Barca done then. (1 replies) - The Chipster - 19:45:57, 27 May
  • "Hey Peter, .... (1 replies) - Ed Bell - 19:35:04, 27 May
  • Can't get upset or stressed about Enzo wanting out. Seemed a bit of a .... (1 replies) - The Chipster - 19:34:19, 27 May
  • Little brothers who are annoying, but you dont hate.. .... (4 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 19:33:18, 27 May
  • Are we and spam the only english teams to win it? (3 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 19:30:23, 27 May
  • Xabi is interested in Jordan Henderson apparently, wants experience and a .... (3 replies) - Papa Elf - 19:28:15, 27 May
  • Well I want Palace to win it, just so the Arse let's the country down :) .... (0 replies) - Papa Elf - 19:17:18, 27 May
  • Unconventional Solution to Enzo out. .... (7 replies) - BigBadAndBlue - 19:12:58, 27 May
  • I wonder if any Rayo fans will do some Kung-fu fighting against Palace :-) (0 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 19:08:33, 27 May
  • Naive of the club to "allow" Enzo, Pedro and Cucu to fly off to Madrid for a .... (13 replies) - Butch - 19:02:28, 27 May
  • Got a couple of messages from someone I know who does a bit of local scouting .... (8 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 19:00:00, 27 May
  • None of the deadwood is being linked to anywhere. Thats the big worry. (3 replies) - Itachi - 18:59:02, 27 May
  • Aha.BREAKING NEWS: New York and New Jersey announced today that they .... (1 replies) - Andy S - 18:58:55, 27 May
  • King Charles's eyes almost touch each other whereas Helen Mirren's mams know their place. .... (1 replies) - Asger - 18:56:03, 27 May
  • Maybe we should start with a proper Captain? (1 replies) - Better Call Saul - 18:53:02, 27 May
  • Bargain basement players is where well be shopping maybe theyll do better than the current lot. (8 replies) - Vialli Nove - 18:43:48, 27 May
  • Ok. Own up. Who's this? Lol. .... (2 replies) - Romans Soldier - 18:42:01, 27 May
  • Best time to sell Enzo.. possibly best player this season .... (3 replies) - josh 007 - 18:36:03, 27 May
  • Why are people so into the Mudrick geezer .... (2 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 18:30:54, 27 May
  • More trouble for Chelsea FC ? .... (1 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 18:26:46, 27 May
  • Ok, sounds like Enzo may be angling for a move. Give me 120m plus Arda Guler (2 replies) - nottodayokay - 18:18:14, 27 May
  • Could this Mudryk thing go any slower .... (6 replies) - Tuscanblue - 18:17:57, 27 May
  • Come on palace - sarf London .... (1 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 18:16:06, 27 May
  • So help me God; if we sign more random 12 yo wingers... #transfers (3 replies) - Shemmie - 18:14:01, 27 May
  • May be the right decision to sell both Cucurella and Enzo .... (10 replies) - Hertsblue - 18:08:12, 27 May
  • Seems like one by one the players are Jacking it in. How many .... (3 replies) - Butch - 18:08:06, 27 May
  • Gorn a bit ars yer farver aht (3 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 18:04:55, 27 May
  • Would some accept that the owners arent in this for the money? .... (7 replies) - BornAblue - 18:01:21, 27 May
  • Nice little story about Eze .... (1 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 17:54:48, 27 May
  • On a positive note, not having European football next season .... (3 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 17:49:04, 27 May
  • Mosquera is defence will be a good addition (0 replies) - MUZOORA - 17:48:34, 27 May
  • Enzo wanting to leave is good for the team (2 replies) - MUZOORA - 17:45:26, 27 May
  • I know it's all premature but just rumours of Lavia and Fernandez not being here next season is .... (20 replies) - Cheshire blue - 17:31:26, 27 May
  • FIFA and Infantino are as corrupt as corruption can be. It has been that way .... (2 replies) - Andy S - 17:29:32, 27 May
  • Enzo one of our least likable players for a while imo. Never warmed to him and he was tomtite .... (7 replies) - youblue - 17:23:34, 27 May
  • That Sooryavanshi kid is insane #cricket (1 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 17:16:56, 27 May
  • Interest in Lavia allegedly .... (17 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 17:12:07, 27 May
  • Rather than listing the transfer values of players, we need to go .... (3 replies) - Andy S - 17:10:52, 27 May
  • Get .... (3 replies) - Lumo - 17:10:29, 27 May
  • I don't usually do this but come on Palace tonight. (2 replies) - Cheshire blue - 17:09:25, 27 May
  • Now that Ego has sold the women's team and is allowing them to play matches at the Bridge.... I .... (0 replies) - Ian Ian Hutchinson - 17:05:25, 27 May
  • Bring back the dog track .... (3 replies) - Shed67 - 17:02:49, 27 May
  • Are those dynamic SDs putting together some sweet deals to fix the mess they created? (6 replies) - Cornish Blue - 17:00:30, 27 May
  • Would prefer him to stay but if he wants out, bye! .... (16 replies) - BornAblue - 16:57:29, 27 May
  • The Danish fishmonger still bears the rosa jersey. There is no stopping this man. Poggy must be shaking in his .... (11 replies) - Asger - 16:49:50, 27 May
  • Filip Jorgensen wants out, what a great result (13 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 16:47:30, 27 May
  • Anthony Gordon to Barcelona is close according to Ornstein .... (10 replies) - oldboy - 16:45:44, 27 May
  • Anybody miss the old club shop at the bridge, The old days think it was called sport something? (5 replies) - Greekblueboy - 16:41:17, 27 May
  • Ben Jacobs says Enzo Fernandez wants to leave and we have set the price tag at £120m .... (23 replies) - oldboy - 16:36:58, 27 May
  • on the 'get the band back together' theme, would livramento be a good replacement for gusto? .... (4 replies) - sooty blue - 16:33:32, 27 May
  • Is Chelsea FC a victim of the Ukraine War? # (2 replies) - SW6 1HS - 16:08:25, 27 May
  • What 'family silver' do we have left to sell off? (5 replies) - SW6 1HS - 16:07:54, 27 May
  • Solution for the FA/PL to resolve the Citeh charges .... (5 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 16:03:52, 27 May
  • Yay! FA Charge Bingo!! .... (5 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 16:03:34, 27 May
  • Is Mudryk rejoining the squad for Pre-Season? (7 replies) - SW6 1HS - 16:02:53, 27 May
  • Some of these are still very young although not convinced this part of the business model has .... (2 replies) - Hertsblue - 16:00:05, 27 May
  • Don't sign a superstar like Mbappe, but this would have been superb!........... .... (5 replies) - Silicon Steve - 15:43:24, 27 May
  • Sorry if Noah.. Anyone else see the sky stats for days lost and matches missed through injury .... (3 replies) - des-alley - 15:33:48, 27 May
  • Arsenal fans bless them, getting all exited about Saturday .... (10 replies) - Cross Eyed Newt - 15:30:21, 27 May
  • Watched the compilation of J. Pedro's goals on main site. Very good. Back in the 80s .... (0 replies) - Tambling5 - 15:29:58, 27 May
  • Out driving just now. Was I behind Chat Royalty at one point?: .... (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 15:21:25, 27 May
  • Think we should enquire for Mbappe on loan .... (10 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 14:40:45, 27 May
  • Villa apparently open to selling Rogers [if they get £80M good luck to them[ .... (7 replies) - Hertsblue - 14:36:40, 27 May
  • Congratulations Jorrel .... (9 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 14:23:54, 27 May
  • Wake up and kick her cul Fran, CUMON!!! #ilfaitbloodychaud (1 replies) - nipper ★ - 14:12:10, 27 May
  • Given we will almost certainly only have a limited amount to spend as operating surplus from the .... #transfers (14 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 14:10:00, 27 May
  • When did football get so "handsy"? All players now do silly shoves with little force .... (6 replies) - God Is ODJ - 13:35:43, 27 May
  • another one re Stir-John - made me chortle: .... (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 13:29:26, 27 May
  • I am in Croatia on a Danube cruise. Everybody here is sure .... (7 replies) - Andy S - 13:19:43, 27 May
  • Just on this Gusto thing again.. .... (12 replies) - Fitzchiv - 13:13:02, 27 May
  • Big Nose was a sweeper / play maker under Alonso in a back 4 [with the 2 CBs] .... (3 replies) - Hertsblue - 12:57:11, 27 May
  • I couldn't give a flying hoot about any club winning the C L, just as long as .... (9 replies) - Silicon Steve - 12:52:51, 27 May
  • With the plans to recruit more experienced players, what "experienced" striker is gettable? .... (17 replies) - nottodayokay - 12:48:58, 27 May
  • If Alonso adopts his 3-4-2-1 it will be very interesting what his views on the amount .... (8 replies) - blueforever - 12:35:49, 27 May
  • Filipe Luis off to Leverkusen? .... (2 replies) - nottodayokay - 12:27:18, 27 May
  • I didn't have Bayern and Barcelona battling it out for Anthony Gordon on my bingo .... (3 replies) - nottodayokay - 12:18:47, 27 May
  • Grimaldo [key player at Leverkusen in Alonso's system] .... (5 replies) - Hertsblue - 12:16:59, 27 May
  • Which of our wingers, if any, are definitely better than Hato or Acheampong at taking the ball past an .... (13 replies) - God Is ODJ - 11:54:10, 27 May
  • and this morning's "ray of sunshine" prize goes to...........drum roll..........Mark Twain! (4 replies) - V R Lee - 11:36:56, 27 May
  • Gusto etc .... (19 replies) - busterjug - 11:28:02, 27 May
  • Anderson is reportedly City's No 1 midfield target, so probably truth in this .... (7 replies) - Hertsblue - 11:09:46, 27 May
  • Bayern and Barca both in for Anthony Gordon (4 replies) - MHL13 - 11:02:36, 27 May
  • New Chelsea TOTEM or LOGO .... (5 replies) - Kalumiana - 10:59:50, 27 May
  • Today's SCORE : 1 veg > 2 veg > 3 veg > 3 veg > 5 veg. (3 replies) - nipper ★ - 10:56:22, 27 May
  • Spurs to splash the cash. Lewis family have just announced. (9 replies) - MHL13 - 10:54:08, 27 May
  • Happy to keep Sanchez and bring Penders in to compete for the No.1 slot .... (14 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 10:46:46, 27 May
  • Jorgenson asking for a sale allegedly, would imagine itd be for a loss (6 replies) - Baba OBlue - 10:44:08, 27 May
  • The case for Gusto.. .... (21 replies) - Fitzchiv - 10:21:19, 27 May
  • Let's hope there is an opportunity for Josh in Alonsos set up. .... (3 replies) - Hertsblue - 10:18:04, 27 May
  • Tough season this year I was talking to a fellow fan recently .... (8 replies) - Fatty foulkes - 10:08:21, 27 May
  • Just watched Rio Ferdinands interview with Joao Pedro, taken before he was left out of the .... (7 replies) - tapas - 09:54:16, 27 May
  • Nuno staying as Wet Spam manager apparently (2 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 09:42:19, 27 May
  • Leicester and Aston Villa failed to win the Conference. Both knocked out in the semis. .... (1 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 09:38:48, 27 May
  • When city relegated West Ham reinstated .... (5 replies) - Tuscanblue - 09:29:32, 27 May
  • Is it time to sell cucurella .... (8 replies) - Tuscanblue - 09:19:28, 27 May
  • At least we can cgeer on palace tonight(sort of) good luck to em (5 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 09:07:19, 27 May
  • Will youse be watching the CL final? .... (9 replies) - oldboy - 09:07:05, 27 May
  • Ofgem raising the Gas price cap by 13% in July. .... (7 replies) - Romans Soldier - 09:03:14, 27 May
  • Predictions for gooons v psg .... (7 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 08:57:55, 27 May
  • Of Arsenal win the UCL I don't think we can stomach it. .... (3 replies) - Itachi - 08:49:01, 27 May
  • football.london reports that "Chelsea have already agreed five .... (12 replies) - Andy S - 07:42:23, 27 May
  • Hooefully the hot weather will make .... (1 replies) - bluemonsieur - 07:33:33, 27 May
  • I dont understand why the owners blame .... (4 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 06:37:56, 27 May
  • SOTD a video .... (3 replies) - Carefree - 06:22:37, 27 May
  • I think a very smart move the board can do is sell Malo Gusto and bring in Guela Doue .... #transfers (15 replies) - CFC 93 - 04:27:14, 27 May
  • Have followed since 1997. IMO that was the worst year by miles (8 replies) - lavatch - 02:35:19, 27 May
  • So we don't renew our in form striker Kerr's contract and lose out on Shaw. Let's see what the clowns do now .... (8 replies) - Tala - 01:05:47, 27 May
  • I bet Kerry Dixon will never play Tennis again in the USA :-) (5 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 23:55:54, 26 May
  • So 2016 we finished 10th, Hull got promoted! We had a new Manager (Conte) .... (1 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 23:54:10, 26 May
  • Slags the lotta vum, including the Septic divs!!! KTBFFH!!! (1 replies) - nipper ★ - 23:53:26, 26 May


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