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  • Alex Scott 6/1 to score anytime against Newcastle today, worth a punt! (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 11:59:04, 05 Sep
  • no malard for the womens team - injured already?!...bronze captain, yay!!!!...k/o at 12:30 on bbc1 (1 replies) - onion bhaji - 11:39:47, 05 Sep
  • Bronze starting at Centre Back with Girma and Buchanan on the bench is an odd one .... (8 replies) - God Is ODJ - 11:39:12, 05 Sep
  • Youth 2-0 up v Fulham after 20 minutes (1 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 11:27:38, 05 Sep
  • Any reason why Chelsea Leeds has not sold out? Widely available to members, £35 a pop, what .... (7 replies) - tapas - 11:21:55, 05 Sep
  • Wordle in 4. (7 replies) - MHL13 - 10:34:51, 05 Sep
  • Gus Poyet. What a moron. .... (23 replies) - Persil - 09:28:22, 05 Sep
  • Now our house is secure from the state railway purchase order..... .... (9 replies) - Voltaire returns - 02:20:33, 05 Sep
  • Just seen the Liverpool goals. GK at fault for both. Awful for the 1st, in no mans land for the 2nd (3 replies) - The Crow - 01:17:06, 05 Sep
  • On the subject of memories of free festivals... #music .... (1 replies) - Cacoethes - 01:08:50, 05 Sep
  • Time goes by but nothing actually changes #music .... (0 replies) - Bluemonday - 00:38:28, 05 Sep
  • ..and underneath the city the alligators sing about how the puppets cannot dance since someone cut the strings #music .... (0 replies) - Cacoethes - 00:37:11, 05 Sep
  • Maybe the People Would Be the Times or Between Clark and Hilldale #music .... (2 replies) - Cacoethes - 00:23:50, 05 Sep
  • Jailbird #music .... (3 replies) - Cacoethes - 00:17:30, 05 Sep
  • Pity we couldn't get camara done this summer but if he continues this form we have to get him. (3 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 00:06:11, 05 Sep
  • On the subject of covers #music .... (1 replies) - Bluemonday - 23:59:51, 04 Sep
  • Hudson hits the side netting but a goal is given! .... (6 replies) - Romans Soldier - 23:52:11, 04 Sep
  • On the subject of boobs and people I have boogied with #music .... (0 replies) - Bluemonday - 23:50:09, 04 Sep
  • Glutton for punishment me, was at Beautiful days festival the other week and seeing them again tomorrow #music .... (4 replies) - Bluemonday - 23:22:08, 04 Sep
  • Clear why Monaco wanted to hold onto Camara. .... (5 replies) - Carefreefook - 23:20:17, 04 Sep
  • Satpayev .... (1 replies) - Magic Hat - 23:19:39, 04 Sep
  • Keep shakin #music .... (2 replies) - batt45 - 23:15:46, 04 Sep
  • Say what you want about Robbie Williams but he had an album cover featuring stamford bridge .... (0 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 23:12:16, 04 Sep
  • another song for Fernandez #music .... (0 replies) - Bluemonday - 23:11:44, 04 Sep
  • One for Monaco #music .... (0 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 23:08:30, 04 Sep
  • This is lovely .... (1 replies) - Albeit from the 70s - 23:07:07, 04 Sep
  • Time to up the tempo #music .... (0 replies) - Bluemonday - 23:04:23, 04 Sep
  • Huey! #music .... (0 replies) - Bluemonday - 22:58:27, 04 Sep
  • *sometimes* the youtube algorithm is full of win #music .... (1 replies) - Cacoethes - 22:57:10, 04 Sep
  • Get ur farah's on and turn the music up #music .... (2 replies) - batt45 - 22:52:38, 04 Sep
  • Not music! First goal, goalkeeper mistake, second a mixture of tactics and goalkeeper instinct! #music (4 replies) - Headscratcher - 22:46:30, 04 Sep
  • Love all of his stuff but this is up there #music .... (3 replies) - Bluemonday - 22:46:07, 04 Sep
  • Let's put a modern twist on music night .... #music (0 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 22:45:49, 04 Sep
  • Here's how I feel about Arsenal: .... (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 22:40:20, 04 Sep
  • Hey Joe #music .... (2 replies) - Cacoethes - 22:40:11, 04 Sep
  • Apparently Arteta is going to unleash Max Dowman on us this sunday (1 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 22:34:10, 04 Sep
  • Think I recall a music night some years ago when I was so twatted/stoned that I kept linking this song #music .... (2 replies) - Bluemonday - 22:24:42, 04 Sep
  • My dialogue is stuck .... (0 replies) - Albeit from the 70s - 22:24:02, 04 Sep
  • Nights in White Satin #music .... (1 replies) - Cacoethes - 22:23:35, 04 Sep
  • A few shocks tonight. PSG lose at home to Monaco (Camara played full 90), Real Madrid lost to Betis, & .... (5 replies) - tapas - 22:18:14, 04 Sep
  • Oi Karn, wakey wakey! #music .... (1 replies) - Bluemonday - 22:09:31, 04 Sep
  • Vad Hande Med Dem? #music .... (0 replies) - Cacoethes - 22:08:15, 04 Sep
  • Watched the PSG v Monaco and have to say .... (3 replies) - Jaychedar - 22:06:12, 04 Sep
  • Antifa Hooligans! #music .... (0 replies) - Cacoethes - 21:54:55, 04 Sep
  • Betis score the opener and make it 2-0 Vs Real. .... (3 replies) - Fitzchiv - 21:51:31, 04 Sep
  • off-topic, maybe, but Ipswich are playing 'very poorly' (2 replies) - Nodule - 21:49:40, 04 Sep
  • This has been on repeat since last Thursday. Those that know know ;-) .... (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:49:05, 04 Sep
  • If we lose on Sunday, you might find.. .... (1 replies) - Albeit from the 70s - 21:46:33, 04 Sep
  • Send Me a Postcard #music .... (0 replies) - Cacoethes - 21:44:32, 04 Sep
  • For Cole (with Brian Clough quotes) .... (0 replies) - Albeit from the 70s - 21:41:55, 04 Sep
  • Who doesn't love a bit of Santana? #music .... (1 replies) - Bluemonday - 21:38:41, 04 Sep
  • Oh yeah #music .... (0 replies) - Bluemonday - 21:36:24, 04 Sep
  • A song for Fernandez, sayonara fukka #music .... (0 replies) - Bluemonday - 21:33:47, 04 Sep
  • The most punchable face in rock history? #music .... (11 replies) - Cacoethes - 21:30:12, 04 Sep
  • Chelsea no,liverpool yes (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 21:26:37, 04 Sep
  • There's a very odd Emi Martinez documentary on Netflix that I've come across. .... (1 replies) - Ricardinho - 21:23:54, 04 Sep
  • Dust My Broom #music .... (0 replies) - Cacoethes - 21:22:45, 04 Sep
  • Blue is the Colour. No wait - *BLACK* is the Colour... #music .... (0 replies) - Cacoethes - 21:15:57, 04 Sep
  • For Sunday .... (2 replies) - Albeit from the 70s - 21:12:44, 04 Sep
  • Bus Stop Boxer #music .... (0 replies) - Cacoethes - 21:08:18, 04 Sep
  • Real World .... (0 replies) - Albeit from the 70s - 21:04:19, 04 Sep
  • You Know My Name #music .... (2 replies) - Cacoethes - 20:53:43, 04 Sep
  • 250 Miles #music .... (0 replies) - Cacoethes - 20:47:22, 04 Sep
  • If Wirtz played for us we would be reminded of his price tag everytime he misplaces a pass .... #transfers (2 replies) - Antonios Bandit - 20:38:02, 04 Sep
  • Killing joke- any gatherers on chat? .... (3 replies) - bigmidget - 20:35:01, 04 Sep
  • What's the betting Ipswich will play like Bobby Robson's Ipswich when we go there. (13 replies) - Persil - 20:25:32, 04 Sep
  • Is it just our Argentinians that get booed or abused? MacAllister is a horrible dirty merchant banker .... (0 replies) - FamousCFC - 20:13:23, 04 Sep
  • Live: John Obi Mikel giving it to the gooners on aftv .... (2 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 20:12:24, 04 Sep
  • 69" streak of garbage (0 replies) - rossyblue - 20:11:55, 04 Sep
  • Oi Mickey, you lazy git! #music (0 replies) - SW6 1HS - 20:10:54, 04 Sep
  • Ipswich GK is a joke (1 replies) - Johntenor - 20:10:34, 04 Sep
  • That Ipswich keeper is probably the worst in the league! (0 replies) - SpecialOne - 20:10:19, 04 Sep
  • Sanchez playing tor Ipswich? (1 replies) - MBLUE - 20:10:04, 04 Sep
  • Oh well, that didn't take long at all. Time to look for something else to watch. (1 replies) - In The True Blue Blood - 20:09:17, 04 Sep
  • Liverpool back on the inhalers? (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 20:08:48, 04 Sep
  • tomtit Ipswich GK letting a tomtit Isak score. (1 replies) - SpecialOne - 20:08:26, 04 Sep
  • As I have said, I have been perplexed about why Alonso hasnt played Estevao. It may not end .... (18 replies) - Andy S - 20:03:10, 04 Sep
  • Need Martinez to put in the greatest keeping performance of his life Sunday .... (3 replies) - LampShade - 19:30:34, 04 Sep
  • Enciso looks a tidy player. Do wonder if we had European footy if he could have been a useful .... (1 replies) - elseychelsea - 19:26:31, 04 Sep
  • Some reason Sanchez's worst performances are against Arsenal, made terrible mistakes (2 replies) - MUZOORA - 19:19:59, 04 Sep
  • Pubs got wimmin footy on,no cheer when london city who are at home scored .... (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 19:12:42, 04 Sep
  • Never heard of this. It sounds like an April fool! .... (6 replies) - V R Lee - 18:59:53, 04 Sep
  • William Ellis eh. Fancy that. My Mum was a governor... .... (6 replies) - Avanti - 18:47:01, 04 Sep
  • Great day at The Oval. Surrey beat Yorkies by 1 wicket. #cricket (3 replies) - Butch - 18:46:06, 04 Sep
  • Popped into Sainsbury's this evening and they are selling mince pies, Pannetone and Christmas .... (8 replies) - Ricardinho - 18:40:34, 04 Sep
  • Got to be 433 against the gooners hasn't it? .... (4 replies) - Exiled Blue ★ - 18:12:04, 04 Sep
  • Ramsdale is now 4th choice GK at Southampton. Hes better than that surely WTF ? (4 replies) - John Phillips - 18:07:55, 04 Sep
  • I do hope that Xabi completely forgetting to mention Moises as one of our midfielders isn't .... (3 replies) - Persil - 17:56:18, 04 Sep
  • Really doubt Moises is even fit to be on the bench, judging what Xabi had to say .... (4 replies) - carlitochelsea - 17:50:19, 04 Sep
  • Can't believe Reggie Watson is 16 and not even 17 for another 4 months. What are they being .... (3 replies) - nottodayokay - 17:47:44, 04 Sep
  • Maria? (6 replies) - Cheshire blue - 17:38:26, 04 Sep
  • 410 pound for a managers bar ticket for hull .... (5 replies) - Bluewex - 17:37:22, 04 Sep
  • is this the most settled, ready for a campaign we have been in yonks? UTFC (0 replies) - B★TC - 17:37:10, 04 Sep
  • To counteract every Gooner in the world wearing their colours this summer, I don't think .... (6 replies) - Ricardinho - 17:19:34, 04 Sep
  • Xabi presser. >> .... (1 replies) - Made in SW9 - 17:18:20, 04 Sep
  • I have to replace some of my carpets. When pricing it up I can never stop myself saying .... (5 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:13:18, 04 Sep
  • I cant remember watching Xabis Madrid and B. Leverkusen play very defensively. 3pts is most .... (0 replies) - BornAblue - 17:09:49, 04 Sep
  • Premier LEague net spend last 5 years (since Clearlake turned up). (1) Spursy, 2) ManU, 3) Arsenal 4) Chelsea .... (4 replies) - tapas - 17:07:23, 04 Sep
  • COME ON CHELSEA COME ON CHELSEA !!! (Gets anuvva one in) (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 17:00:18, 04 Sep
  • So Sky exposing our training tactics ahead of the Arse game all over the Internet .... (7 replies) - The P - 16:53:51, 04 Sep
  • Lol .... (0 replies) - BornAblue - 16:46:53, 04 Sep
  • Emi Martinez: "I'm so honoured to wear JT's shirt number....What's that?...It is?!.... Stuff 26 then!" (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 15:59:27, 04 Sep
  • So, we made as much this summer in sales and loan fees .... (10 replies) - ★lexcoates13 - 15:48:27, 04 Sep
  • Deleted a healthy debate? Ive got more personal issue with Bert; I listen to his show .... (8 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 15:41:47, 04 Sep
  • Oh dear RIP Richard, grew up with man about the house .... (3 replies) - London is only Blue - 15:40:59, 04 Sep
  • Why has Ashley Cole left U21 role? (2 replies) - Blue on Wheels ★ - 15:38:34, 04 Sep
  • *silicon* lot of Guinness that. Want some sending to yank land? (1 replies) - Cheshire blue - 15:27:03, 04 Sep
  • No away fans at old firm games,quite right too (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 14:52:18, 04 Sep
  • 13th best .... (17 replies) - Cold Palmer - 14:30:34, 04 Sep
  • Up until this week I couldn't stand 'You'll never walk alone' .... (5 replies) - joni p - 14:03:34, 04 Sep
  • Graham Potter having some sort of meltdown on Instagram (3 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 13:49:24, 04 Sep
  • no news on caicedo - check tomorrow for decision....i wish they would ask about palestra (3 replies) - onion bhaji - 13:40:49, 04 Sep
  • Anyone remember this? .... (7 replies) - Romans Soldier - 13:25:48, 04 Sep
  • Yes it's Enzo x 2 and it's AI, but it's kind of scary how well it's done.... .... (1 replies) - SC Blues - 13:25:13, 04 Sep
  • Is anybody watching Fightland? My mate is the white haired Albanian gang leader. .... (4 replies) - V R Lee - 13:13:35, 04 Sep
  • Were you there? .... (7 replies) - SC Blues - 13:08:36, 04 Sep
  • If you have a spare 10 minutes, this is really cool .... (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 13:07:21, 04 Sep
  • No wins in 9 against Arsenal in the PL. Time for things to change. I'm old enough to remember .... (6 replies) - Rollover - 12:57:45, 04 Sep
  • Back late last night from San Sebastian. What a wonderful, nay beautiful city .... (5 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 12:57:26, 04 Sep
  • RUP Richard O'sullivan. A huge Chelsea supporter. .... (3 replies) - Romans Soldier - 12:53:33, 04 Sep
  • Has Xabi spoken? .... (2 replies) - Magic Hat - 12:52:14, 04 Sep
  • Quite interesting tactical views from Cesc Fabregas and Luis Enrique .... (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 12:44:11, 04 Sep
  • Back in the day, you'd see Richard O'Sullivan at the Bridge, sometimes with .... (0 replies) - SC Blues - 12:41:42, 04 Sep
  • For those going to The Emirates on Sunday there is apparently no Overground .... (0 replies) - Something To Believe In - 12:41:10, 04 Sep
  • With the ridiculous 80's mullet back with younguns,"pulling girls must be nay on impossible" .... (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 12:34:40, 04 Sep
  • Barrios from atletico linked with us as Enzo replacement. .... (3 replies) - chella kutti chelsea - 12:25:56, 04 Sep
  • Haha Enzo plz .... (0 replies) - WinATallCosts - 12:03:33, 04 Sep


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