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  • 5th cl spot very at risk with this lot not winning many (0 replies) - Tuscanblue - 18:27:57, 15 Oct
  • Players I can't believe are elite level pro footballers. No. 1 - Strand Larsen (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 18:26:58, 15 Oct
  • Sunderland losing 1-0 to a Portuguese league 2 near relegation team!!! (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 18:25:23, 15 Oct
  • I see Donald Tango has canx the live streaming event, as predicted. .... (9 replies) - V R Lee - 17:52:46, 15 Oct
  • #Charity: Apple made a $250m donation towards a ballroom, hopefully they are rewarded x 23 at least! .... (2 replies) - Silicon Steve - 17:26:57, 15 Oct
  • Emma? Just a shame about the red. (1 replies) - Cheshire blue - 17:25:31, 15 Oct
  • What do you all think to this? .... (5 replies) - Cold Palmer - 17:22:43, 15 Oct
  • Nice to see the PL X account giving us recognition .... (0 replies) - Cold Palmer - 17:11:54, 15 Oct
  • What a nice Pompey twitter thread about Ryan Kavuma-McQueen .... (2 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 17:07:21, 15 Oct
  • Enzo back at the Bridge .... (3 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 16:46:07, 15 Oct
  • It seems Man City fans are already having the same conversations about Fernandez we had .... (14 replies) - tapas - 16:01:57, 15 Oct
  • I see the young man who climbed two fences to die by tiger had a diagnosis .... (34 replies) - mrtamblingman - 14:24:21, 15 Oct
  • Endrick of Madrid is aballer, pray we gethim in jan (9 replies) - MUZOORA - 14:00:35, 15 Oct
  • Anyone else think that Enzo shove on the referee last night was deliberate and could've been .... (10 replies) - Persil - 12:53:24, 15 Oct
  • Everton pub .... (5 replies) - Jacka91 - 12:50:45, 15 Oct
  • At least he is 'home' .... (15 replies) - Cold Palmer - 12:20:18, 15 Oct
  • Is Camara the same type of midfielder as Alex Scott? If so, who would you prefer? (12 replies) - SW6 1HS - 12:13:22, 15 Oct
  • Any suggestions where to watch in Boston MA? (5 replies) - The Bison - 11:34:50, 15 Oct
  • According to the AI thing our regulatory position.... .... (7 replies) - Soames - 11:19:23, 15 Oct
  • Need a pint (2 replies) - Dave - 11:16:16, 15 Oct
  • Seems that starshield technology can be a bit unreliable............. .... (0 replies) - Bluemonday - 11:05:25, 15 Oct
  • Talking of Nicholas Jackson and balancing the books below, we shirley are in a decent position .... (4 replies) - Soames - 10:54:11, 15 Oct
  • Any chance of revisiting the Arsenal scandal of getting in the top division in 1805 - we could .... (15 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 10:49:07, 15 Oct
  • Jackson did a thumbs down celebration last night ... mmmm (8 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 10:05:44, 15 Oct
  • Dont think we should buy Scott for 100m .... (10 replies) - lablublu - 09:55:16, 15 Oct
  • At least the press relentlessly.... .... (8 replies) - Blue Memories - 09:08:03, 15 Oct
  • Is Martinez as good at stopping shots with his nose as Courtois? .... (3 replies) - Winch - 09:03:17, 15 Oct
  • I see Chris Kavanagh up to PL standard last at the Bridge .... (2 replies) - Bolton81 - 08:42:23, 15 Oct
  • Is Estevao as quick as how Salah used to be? (14 replies) - SW6 1HS - 07:55:43, 15 Oct
  • Totally missed Shakhtar playing at the Bridge. Was that open to ST holders? .... (10 replies) - Noisia - 06:12:59, 15 Oct
  • Cant wait to see what rogers, palmer, joao, estevao will do in champions league next season .... (3 replies) - oldboy - 05:49:09, 15 Oct
  • Champions League .... (0 replies) - RON - 04:13:02, 15 Oct
  • Laughing my ass off! .... (6 replies) - Cold Palmer - 03:56:13, 15 Oct
  • Oil kings PR game. Fukkem (2 replies) - McCulto - 00:10:21, 15 Oct
  • Crowd given as either 21,119 or 29,144 for Shaktar's match at The Bridge. Decent turnout either way.. # (2 replies) - bovis messroom - 23:27:04, 14 Oct
  • How close were we to actually appointing Enrique as our manager? He was interviewed wasn't he? (7 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 22:56:13, 14 Oct
  • Chelsea rejects 5-0 Fernerbahce (0 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 22:43:22, 14 Oct
  • He was lucky to stay on the pitch............... .... (7 replies) - tapas - 22:08:25, 14 Oct
  • Ha! 5 Chelsea goals for Villa :-) (1 replies) - V R Lee - 22:07:15, 14 Oct
  • One thing about that game that Paris won tonight, no kkok by either goalie fannying abaht with .... (1 replies) - Soames - 22:02:18, 14 Oct
  • Can't believe the TV support for City. .... (3 replies) - PhantomRaspberryBlower1 - 22:01:12, 14 Oct
  • Goals galore. 46 goals in 9 games. (2 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 21:59:52, 14 Oct
  • Dont give a tomtit about Citeh, but dislike PSG enormously. .... (3 replies) - IoW blue - 21:59:43, 14 Oct
  • Maresca Looks more and more like Pep (appearance wise) (1 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 21:59:20, 14 Oct
  • Where's your smug smiles now you cheating karnts :-) (0 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 21:57:31, 14 Oct
  • Good. berkshire hunts, (2 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 21:56:44, 14 Oct
  • Un4-2nate for Man City (0 replies) - SC Blues - 21:56:25, 14 Oct
  • I see Tommy Harmer got sent off for Lincoln against West ham. He must ne over 90! .... (3 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 21:55:39, 14 Oct
  • Maresca really thinks he is Pep, even started wearing the CP Company gear, snake (2 replies) - des-alley - 21:54:18, 14 Oct
  • Rudi gets the winner for Jose Lol! (0 replies) - Soames - 21:53:19, 14 Oct
  • Thats as pathetic a penalty I've ever seen given, even if it is against City (3 replies) - des-alley - 21:51:12, 14 Oct
  • Another ex Chelsea rudiger! (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:50:04, 14 Oct
  • Roma bottled it losing 3-4!!!! (4 replies) - London is only Blue - 21:49:53, 14 Oct
  • Thats not a penalty (1 replies) - London is only Blue - 21:49:17, 14 Oct
  • Tammy joining the party for Chels B. (0 replies) - Soames - 21:48:58, 14 Oct
  • Sadly, the character, desire and fight these cheats are showing is exactly what our dear team .... (1 replies) - In The True Blue Blood - 21:48:02, 14 Oct
  • 3 rd ex Chelsea player scoring for villa (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 21:47:50, 14 Oct
  • Roma bottling it (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 21:46:37, 14 Oct
  • Enzo is having a very good second half. (4 replies) - Soames - 21:46:08, 14 Oct
  • Semenyo is just not at the very top quality wise. (5 replies) - Soames - 21:42:26, 14 Oct
  • Bouaddi, the dogs ain't he (3 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 21:38:01, 14 Oct
  • As brilliant as PSG are as an attacking force when they switch off they farkin switch off! (0 replies) - Persil - 21:37:29, 14 Oct
  • Great 2nd half from the cheats tbf... (1 replies) - Blue Memories - 21:37:06, 14 Oct
  • City could get something out of this. Only watched last 15 minutes and they should have scored .... (1 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 21:36:15, 14 Oct
  • Last season's neutral darlings Bodo/Glimt leading Dortmund 1-0 with 12 mins to go. (0 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 21:35:04, 14 Oct
  • Do all centre backs have to wear a white bandage on their left wrist? (0 replies) - Blue on Wheels ★ - 21:34:33, 14 Oct
  • Jose is going to get sacked, sadly. (5 replies) - BornAblue - 21:26:29, 14 Oct
  • 2 ex Chelsea scoring for villa (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 21:25:50, 14 Oct
  • :-)))))) (0 replies) - Persil - 21:24:23, 14 Oct
  • Roma 3 - Real 1 ... 65 mins (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 21:24:12, 14 Oct
  • Great save.....oh it's gone in. Arf! (3 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 21:23:52, 14 Oct
  • Wow what a goal lol (0 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 21:23:41, 14 Oct
  • How ,any more times can they mention that fookin night in Istanbul (1 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 21:17:53, 14 Oct
  • They look a lot better without Enzo and Cherki on the pitch. Both way too slow (2 replies) - Juice - 21:17:25, 14 Oct
  • Come on PSG. Foot back on the pedal please. (0 replies) - Persil - 21:17:23, 14 Oct
  • You just know they will get back into this (2 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 21:14:48, 14 Oct
  • And again! (0 replies) - Persil - 21:14:41, 14 Oct
  • Farkin Ada! Will they ever stop talking about that game! (0 replies) - Persil - 21:11:36, 14 Oct
  • ***Logs in. Sees the same level of imbecility as ever, if not higher. Logs off*** (15 replies) - CFC Genius - 21:10:09, 14 Oct
  • PSG when on song are an absolute joy to watch. They're the perfect blend of possession but with .... #music (3 replies) - Persil - 21:07:23, 14 Oct
  • So arteta says a film about Arsenal would be called 'merchant bankers'.. first time I've agreed with him (1 replies) - Ian Ian Hutchinson - 21:02:43, 14 Oct
  • Nicholas Jackson again .... (3 replies) - Terminator777 - 20:59:06, 14 Oct
  • I called it at the time stupid to let Nico go - better and .... (6 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 20:57:51, 14 Oct
  • Disappointed with PSG, they've missed a couple of absolute sitters.. .... (1 replies) - bluelinc - 20:56:28, 14 Oct
  • They're looking like a Championship side already. (0 replies) - Persil - 20:55:32, 14 Oct
  • I see that Sanchez is Trucking up things at Como....OG (0 replies) - BLUESINCE1970 - 20:54:01, 14 Oct
  • Looks like Maresca didn't beat PSG. Its Palmer who stepped up .... (1 replies) - Itachi - 20:53:26, 14 Oct
  • Watching the goals show thing. My word Keown is horrendously insufferable .... (2 replies) - ConnaT93 - 20:51:46, 14 Oct
  • "Maresca needs to come up with a plan and change things" lol Maresca don't know how .... (1 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 20:51:44, 14 Oct
  • Elite manager vs championship coach (0 replies) - grandadbill - 20:51:24, 14 Oct
  • Snake slithers off (0 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 20:51:20, 14 Oct
  • Arf. .... (3 replies) - tapas - 20:51:19, 14 Oct
  • Don't get much of a midfield for £230,000,000 these days do you. (0 replies) - Persil - 20:50:25, 14 Oct
  • They make good teams.... .... (0 replies) - Blue Memories - 20:48:38, 14 Oct
  • Someone was asking about Satpaev yesterday. .... (3 replies) - tapas - 20:46:44, 14 Oct
  • 2 excellent finishes by Jackson (0 replies) - oldboy - 20:42:29, 14 Oct
  • Football league is about Man City's level atm (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 20:42:07, 14 Oct
  • Ole ole ole ole after 38mins haha (0 replies) - FamousCFC - 20:41:20, 14 Oct
  • Nicholas Jackson again 3-0 (1 replies) - Soames - 20:40:33, 14 Oct
  • Laughing on the other side of their faces now, LOL. (0 replies) - BullfrogBlues - 20:40:11, 14 Oct
  • View from the Etihad.... .... (0 replies) - SC Blues - 20:39:45, 14 Oct
  • And my fav player of PSG is not playing (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 20:39:04, 14 Oct
  • If in doubt fling yourself into the penalty area (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 20:38:31, 14 Oct
  • Arf. Not so farkin smug now are they! (0 replies) - Persil - 20:38:22, 14 Oct
  • oh dear oh dear oh dear maresca tactics exposed (0 replies) - grandadbill - 20:37:45, 14 Oct
  • PSG so good on the ball, not scared of tight marking. A joy to watch. (1 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 20:37:39, 14 Oct
  • Steven Gerrard thinks Man City are a man down with Cherki. No slippy, theyre 2 men down. (5 replies) - tapas - 20:37:32, 14 Oct
  • Maresca and Enzo lolololo (0 replies) - Cycling man - 20:37:17, 14 Oct
  • Fark it! # (2 replies) - Persil - 20:36:42, 14 Oct
  • Great football tbf (1 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 20:36:42, 14 Oct
  • LOL city are turkish delight. pSG are pretty bloody good. (4 replies) - mrtamblingman - 20:36:09, 14 Oct
  • Quality all round.... .... (0 replies) - Blue Memories - 20:36:05, 14 Oct
  • PSG 3-0 (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 20:35:30, 14 Oct
  • Harvey Vale with QPR's third. (1 replies) - Soames - 20:35:15, 14 Oct
  • And thats 3 :-) (0 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 20:35:14, 14 Oct
  • 0-3 psg (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 20:35:10, 14 Oct
  • Nicholas Jackson. 2-0 (0 replies) - Soames - 20:32:17, 14 Oct
  • Might have to bring on Pep at half time. Snake in trouble. (0 replies) - Persil - 20:28:36, 14 Oct
  • Pep preparing for league 2 (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 20:28:14, 14 Oct
  • lol Lincoln have gone down to 9 men against West Ham! (2 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 20:24:58, 14 Oct
  • They look schit :-))) (3 replies) - Nottinghamshire Blue - 20:21:18, 14 Oct
  • Oh dear Maresca. Never mind (0 replies) - mikirol50 - 20:20:35, 14 Oct
  • Not so easy bald fraud, thought you could do the same but with a different team? Problem is, WE .... (1 replies) - London is only Blue - 20:20:29, 14 Oct
  • I think they need to bring Enzo Fernandez on to help Elliot Anderson out in midfield (2 replies) - tapas - 20:20:27, 14 Oct
  • Enzo massacre (0 replies) - Vialli Nove - 20:20:04, 14 Oct
  • Doue best player in the world for me (4 replies) - tapas - 20:19:25, 14 Oct
  • Eat this you bald peice of shot (0 replies) - MBLUE - 20:19:09, 14 Oct
  • Oh dear. Shifty 2-0 down. (0 replies) - Persil - 20:18:37, 14 Oct
  • Hahahahaha and its 2. (1 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 20:18:21, 14 Oct
  • LOL (0 replies) - Blue Memories - 20:18:18, 14 Oct
  • For me this is goal of the season, amazing build up (0 replies) - MBLUE - 20:18:11, 14 Oct
  • What a goal! Pure football. (0 replies) - Persil - 20:16:57, 14 Oct
  • Shut up Ally you cock (0 replies) - tapas - 20:13:49, 14 Oct
  • Just got home, I see Feyenords winner against Como wasaRobert Sanchez own goal!? (0 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 20:09:57, 14 Oct
  • Tech question. What's the best and easiest way to post up an image on here from your photo .... (7 replies) - Persil - 20:02:02, 14 Oct
  • City's dodgy owners meet PSG's before the game. .... (0 replies) - Persil - 19:59:06, 14 Oct
  • They've even stolen our song the bastids .... #music (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 19:57:32, 14 Oct
  • Smoke and mitts at the Emptyhad. Nothing new there! (1 replies) - Dont Mention Ze VAR - 19:56:52, 14 Oct
  • Bridge looks great tonight (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:56:42, 14 Oct
  • TnT sports not working in sky (0 replies) - Go With The Flo - 19:44:23, 14 Oct
  • A club representative from Manchester City was invited on a government-backed trade delegation .... (13 replies) - tapas - 19:40:24, 14 Oct
  • Liverpool were lucky (2 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 19:38:35, 14 Oct
  • That was unlucky though 3-1 (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:30:04, 14 Oct
  • LASK have put 3 past Alison ..... dippers have scored 6 though (1 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 19:21:45, 14 Oct
  • DFS, you should go onto stick of rock Chat and tell them how lucky they are to have Mudders! (3 replies) - Silicon Steve - 19:21:02, 14 Oct
  • See Jason koumas kid scored (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:20:44, 14 Oct
  • Is Barcola suddenly worth £123m now then? (0 replies) - WSL is louder than MHL - 19:18:18, 14 Oct
  • Just rewatched The Lives of Others, the German film from 2006. Dunno .... (16 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 19:15:32, 14 Oct
  • Oh dear Sanchez (3 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:02:08, 14 Oct
  • Estavao is the new Mudryk, Torres focal yawn point (6 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 19:00:51, 14 Oct
  • Estavao needs to be patient. His time will come and he needs to make it count. .... (4 replies) - carlitochelsea - 18:58:26, 14 Oct
  • £3 Whopper Wednesday. Normally £6.79 (0 replies) - SW6 1HS - 18:54:44, 14 Oct
  • You lot on here who 'don't think Estevao is ready' lot. .... (19 replies) - MHL13 - 18:44:21, 14 Oct
  • Anybody know any Chels going to the match tonight? I don't and not sure I would have bothered .... (8 replies) - Bluemonday - 18:38:16, 14 Oct


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