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  • Miami GP .... (0 replies) - RON - 03:39:36, 04 May
  • Blue Moon .... (0 replies) - RON - 03:31:55, 04 May
  • Next manager .... (3 replies) - shedboy59 - 23:08:46, 03 May
  • Liverpool away, I have 2 together available for any non **** to take (18 replies) - Bluemonday - 22:50:41, 03 May
  • Rob Edwards getting a lot of stick from Wolves fans apparently. Bit harsh! (2 replies) - Ricardinho - 22:46:04, 03 May
  • Under what scenario can we get CL for next season? (7 replies) - okiki - 22:28:09, 03 May
  • The football gods not giving us an ounce of consolation this season by the looks of it .... (2 replies) - Bluewex - 22:03:06, 03 May
  • Sky sports news .. showing city womans goal .... (0 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 21:59:40, 03 May
  • Should have been De Zerbi after Maresca left (5 replies) - Magic Hat - 21:47:25, 03 May
  • Surely this JT quote is a wind up? It's so spectacularly factually wrong...... .... (12 replies) - tapas - 21:36:28, 03 May
  • Marco Silva as next manager would be another genius move by our SDs and owners. .... (15 replies) - ZenBlue - 21:34:45, 03 May
  • It's quite remarkable how many chances people get in Football .... (2 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 21:27:33, 03 May
  • As much as seeing spurs go down would be great, that is a GREAT RESULT FOR US! Just need Villa to beat Forest .... (3 replies) - JTsleftfoot - 21:18:34, 03 May
  • Jadon Sancho has amassed a mighty total of ONE goal all season in 36 appearances for Villa. .... (3 replies) - tapas - 21:17:32, 03 May
  • Aston Vanilla, you had 1 job, and you farked it up! (1 replies) - Dont Mention Ze VAR - 21:11:17, 03 May
  • Someone finally getting the boot from the Crucible for having their phone ringing.... .... (2 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 21:03:36, 03 May
  • Spurs leapfrog West Ham. Hopefully West Ham give Goons .... (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 21:03:05, 03 May
  • Showing my age, but I think Brian Cloughs Forest team were the best visiting team I ever saw at the Bridge, .... (4 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 20:49:04, 03 May
  • If we had hired a proper manager after Maresca left we would be in CL places .... (13 replies) - ZenBlue - 20:45:02, 03 May
  • Villa are farkin schit, playing like they don't care. (2 replies) - des-alley - 20:42:52, 03 May
  • just seen the score,un fooking real,thats how bad volla really are,what a joke. (1 replies) - blue steamahead - 20:34:34, 03 May
  • Touches in the opposition box, Villa -1. Not exactly much any striker can do with that.. Spurs 18. Villa .... (0 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 20:29:06, 03 May
  • If this is as a boxing match it would be investigated for corruption. (7 replies) - twoobwoo - 20:24:58, 03 May
  • Scandalous at Villa. Lucy Ward on co-comms as usual (1 replies) - Butch - 20:18:20, 03 May
  • That west ham player tatty actually isn't to shabby looks decent (4 replies) - kerrygold - 20:10:04, 03 May
  • First corner of the game for Villa! And completely wasted! (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 20:05:52, 03 May
  • Fark sake Villa. (2 replies) - ReverendJim - 20:00:25, 03 May
  • Imagine this Villa squad trying to negotiate Champions League & Premier League next season. .... (6 replies) - tapas - 19:59:14, 03 May
  • Sancho stealing a living again (1 replies) - Kingy - 19:47:07, 03 May
  • Yesterday was absolutely crucial for West Ham. It won't even go to the final day. (5 replies) - Ricardinho - 19:45:41, 03 May
  • Not only spurs winning, Richarlison also scored .... (0 replies) - DecoAndRum - 19:45:29, 03 May
  • Tea for the Tielemans (1 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 19:43:15, 03 May
  • Can Villa bring on "Eden Hazard" for the 2nd half?.... (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:42:55, 03 May
  • Clearly seeing why Abraham, Barkley, Sancho and Maatsen were deemed not good enough (4 replies) - westcountryblue - 19:42:50, 03 May
  • The sad thing is us Chelsea fans shouldn't careless about other clubs,what you lot need to .... (7 replies) - kerrygold - 19:41:15, 03 May
  • Ok spurs stay up, Arsenal win zero and at least we have 6 points next season. (2 replies) - Soames - 19:36:12, 03 May
  • That's what a good manager brings. De Zerbi not anything special but miles .... (6 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 19:36:05, 03 May
  • Tammy a bit uuank!! (0 replies) - King Cana - 19:33:58, 03 May
  • And people say the Europa is worth nothing,Emery doesen't think so. (1 replies) - busterjug - 19:32:29, 03 May
  • The Worst Possible Season scenario is very much back on (0 replies) - WhenTheFishAreDown - 19:32:15, 03 May
  • integrity of the league....gone! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 19:32:11, 03 May
  • Seriously thinking about not renewing my season ticket. .... (1 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 19:31:51, 03 May
  • Bairns, Bluemonday etc. you prematch drinking tomorrow? .... (4 replies) - V R Lee - 19:31:48, 03 May
  • Spam have much tougher run in anyway (0 replies) - dodgy Kepa - 19:31:32, 03 May
  • Don't be silly now we 100% want Villa to beat Forrest and win the Europa ffs. (7 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 19:31:01, 03 May
  • This season is becoming depressing, very depressing. (8 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 19:27:41, 03 May
  • Hope villa miss out on cl, losing 2-0 forest will dump them out (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:27:02, 03 May
  • hope forest beat them in the europa (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 19:27:01, 03 May
  • Villa don't give a fook (1 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 19:26:52, 03 May
  • Oh well. At least Villa stay 5th. Hopefully Forest change this many players. (1 replies) - Wessex Blue - 19:26:40, 03 May
  • 6 players rested would u expect any other result (2 replies) - FamousCFC - 19:26:40, 03 May
  • Useless farkin villa (0 replies) - des-alley - 19:26:39, 03 May
  • Useless Villa (0 replies) - LampsyMcLampsface - 19:26:39, 03 May
  • Villa aren't fussed by the looks of it. (0 replies) - Kingy - 19:26:33, 03 May
  • Ffs (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 19:26:09, 03 May
  • Positives with this result if it stays is West Ham have to turn up against Arsenal (1 replies) - ConnaT93 - 19:22:32, 03 May
  • Isn't it ironic that a ex Chelsea player could save Spurs? (5 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 19:18:13, 03 May
  • De zerbi is a good coach. Should have gone for him instead of that linkedin manager (4 replies) - oldboy - 19:17:26, 03 May
  • Looks like he enjoyed that one n all (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 19:15:06, 03 May
  • West Ham going down (0 replies) - FamousCFC - 19:14:11, 03 May
  • Villa had one job and they farked it up. Useless (0 replies) - The Liquidator - 19:14:04, 03 May
  • Traitorus dawg (1 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 19:14:03, 03 May
  • What a farking karnt (0 replies) - LampsyMcLampsface - 19:13:47, 03 May
  • The wrong ex-Chelsea player scored :-( oh Conor how could you! (1 replies) - Wessex Blue - 19:13:45, 03 May
  • Yeah, West Ham are done. (0 replies) - Ricardinho - 19:13:34, 03 May
  • merchant banker Conor (1 replies) - FamousCFC - 19:13:31, 03 May
  • FFS Conor ... not you of all people!!!! (0 replies) - bairns - 19:13:24, 03 May
  • Farking rollocks, (0 replies) - The Liquidator - 19:13:21, 03 May
  • Hang your head in shame Conor!..... (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:13:15, 03 May
  • Ffs what's he doing???? (0 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 19:13:07, 03 May
  • Tammy to put Spuds down or Conor to save them. Come on Tammy (2 replies) - FamousCFC - 19:07:17, 03 May
  • Come on Villa!!! (0 replies) - Asger - 19:03:04, 03 May
  • How many CL spots in the WSL? 2? (5 replies) - V R Lee - 18:53:53, 03 May
  • These SDs can just end up .... (2 replies) - Muleya 1 - 18:51:59, 03 May
  • Watching an old edition of The Chase .... (10 replies) - Something To Believe In - 18:50:34, 03 May
  • Unless I am mistaken, if we get the FA cup and finish .... (7 replies) - Andy S - 18:49:57, 03 May
  • F1 waiting to the end of a race to decide if to punish Max is farcical .... (1 replies) - DecoAndRum - 18:48:33, 03 May
  • Why don't F1 cars have indicators? And no speed limits? (2 replies) - Cheshire blue - 18:25:39, 03 May
  • If the mainoo goal had fallen to Delap he would have blown it off the pitch roof (2 replies) - Jaychedar - 18:13:05, 03 May
  • Is he an option for us do we think? .... (9 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 17:53:12, 03 May
  • lol just seen the Gakpo goal, when the fcuk are teams gonna stop playing that nonsense at the back (2 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 17:53:00, 03 May
  • 7 changes for Villa. Tammy, Barkley, Maatsen, and Sancho start so some nice .... (3 replies) - Wessex Blue - 17:49:51, 03 May
  • Anyone watching the Formula 1 race today? .... (2 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 17:49:25, 03 May
  • How many players are Villa going to rest with one eye on Thursdays second leg against Forest (4 replies) - Bluewhippet - 17:41:39, 03 May
  • Beneath .... (2 replies) - Sexton Blake - 17:40:03, 03 May
  • Bournemouth have to play Man City on the 19th .... (1 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 17:34:02, 03 May
  • I think any chance of Europe is simply going to boil down to Fa Cup final. League looks done (2 replies) - Noisia - 17:33:19, 03 May
  • Great as Uniteds resurgence been under Carrick. .... (18 replies) - carlitochelsea - 17:30:05, 03 May
  • 16 points behind Utd . Useless khunts (1 replies) - LarryDavid - 17:28:59, 03 May
  • Well thats them guaranteed CL next season. (0 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 17:28:07, 03 May
  • Can't stand that Bruno guy (3 replies) - Norfolk and Chance - 17:26:27, 03 May
  • 9th (1 replies) - B★TC - 17:23:29, 03 May
  • This is like one of them old time scouse v manc Sunday-afternooners (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 17:10:22, 03 May
  • How is it that Fernandez, can clearly dissent waving and gesticulating and mouthing off .... (6 replies) - Tambling5 - 17:09:16, 03 May
  • Get in! (0 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 17:07:44, 03 May
  • Sanchez is made worse by our tactics and way of play .... (0 replies) - Mario stanic - 17:06:36, 03 May
  • If Liverpool score a winner, I can just imagine Jimmy the Greek.... .... (1 replies) - TN Blues - 17:06:29, 03 May
  • Sanchez like. (0 replies) - bill55bill★ - 16:47:52, 03 May
  • New manager bump stayed for too long for Yanited (0 replies) - lablublu - 16:47:44, 03 May
  • Is our defence playing at o.t. (0 replies) - blue steamahead - 16:47:31, 03 May
  • Carrick with a poch style half time team talk (3 replies) - ConnaT93 - 16:46:38, 03 May
  • ask her if she is staying! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 16:35:39, 03 May
  • All this talk about Chelsea ignores the fact that Chelsea Holdings is not under financial pressure and more or .... (0 replies) - tapas - 16:32:05, 03 May
  • Still a slim chance someone outside the top 5 catches Liverpool with their 3 remaining games .... (1 replies) - Bluewex - 16:28:32, 03 May
  • Sir Alex went to hospital during the game? Hope it's not serious (3 replies) - London is only Blue - 16:27:55, 03 May
  • Well atleast Eddie howe is off the list as he is set to stay at Newcastle .... (3 replies) - oldboy - 16:27:50, 03 May
  • Not very impressive from Man Utd or Liverpool. One good summer and a team could .... (1 replies) - John Phillips - 16:26:20, 03 May
  • What does Bronze add to this team? (1 replies) - IoW blue - 16:24:17, 03 May
  • Livrpool winning, then. I've only seen the possession stats so I'm assuming that's the case (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 16:22:54, 03 May
  • A Vertonghen level karnt, but Bruno Fernandes is a top player (0 replies) - Kingy - 16:18:31, 03 May
  • Will be interesting to see the Villa team news later (1 replies) - little guitars - 16:14:58, 03 May
  • you can see why they are no longer champions .... (4 replies) - terry for manager - 16:13:54, 03 May
  • Still extremely disappointed with our big money signings from MLS .... #transfers (7 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:09:56, 03 May
  • "We're all guessing"???????? Really? (1 replies) - tapas - 16:09:16, 03 May
  • And a clear handball there. Ref is rubbish (0 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 16:07:10, 03 May
  • In an otherwise rather anemic Liverpool performance, Szoboszlai is a decent workhorse. .... (0 replies) - MattNY - 16:06:26, 03 May
  • ridiculous refereeing (2 replies) - onion bhaji - 16:05:33, 03 May
  • Clear red card there, Ashley Neville (1 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 16:05:00, 03 May
  • That's a red card, not yellow! Awful tackle by Neville (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:04:42, 03 May
  • Can see our interest in Alonso forcing Liverpool to ditch Slot. (7 replies) - Under the Bridge - 15:54:44, 03 May
  • Alonso will (1 replies) - Soames - 15:52:36, 03 May
  • finishing is a bit wayward bar kerr & james (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 15:49:34, 03 May
  • What does Sesco does that delap can't? We over complicate our games too much (0 replies) - Itachi - 15:49:21, 03 May
  • Do the VAR operators have annual eye tests? (2 replies) - tapas - 15:48:01, 03 May
  • Scouse chunts (0 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 15:45:04, 03 May
  • Leicester bringing on the Instagram queen .... (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 15:44:01, 03 May
  • cherries .... (0 replies) - ossieisgod - 15:42:52, 03 May
  • Hope Villa don't copy Palace and not try for win tonight! (3 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 15:40:49, 03 May
  • Not often I cheer a United goal! (3 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 15:40:05, 03 May
  • Man utd massively upgraded by selling garnacho and signing cunha #transfers (4 replies) - oldboy - 15:38:04, 03 May
  • Good. Scouse fil th (0 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 15:37:19, 03 May
  • We are currently 9th. Worst case scenario will be to finish 8th and play conference league .... (3 replies) - oldboy - 15:36:30, 03 May
  • So we all want to lose to spurs so they come 5th and we can get cl .... (1 replies) - Tuscanblue - 15:35:48, 03 May
  • Sounds like half the ladies team are out of contract at the end of the season .... (2 replies) - westcountryblue - 15:30:49, 03 May
  • Good news on various levels .... (6 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 15:27:25, 03 May
  • Is Kerr really leaving? Been a long return from injury but scoring well of late. (6 replies) - bovis messroom - 15:19:50, 03 May
  • Nearly gifted a 2nd to Leicester (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 15:16:11, 03 May
  • im guessing girma is injured? (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 15:15:35, 03 May
  • And yet another pass by Bronze doesnt find a white shirt. (1 replies) - IoW blue - 15:15:20, 03 May
  • Bronze howler there (2 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 15:12:12, 03 May
  • Glasner going for it ..... bit silly at 2 mil down imo (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 15:07:01, 03 May
  • wow! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 15:04:02, 03 May
  • Lozza!!!!! (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 15:03:21, 03 May
  • hope the leicester keeper isnt too badly injured (4 replies) - onion bhaji - 15:00:41, 03 May
  • Blimey, another keeper stoppage in the women's game when no one was near her (0 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 15:00:22, 03 May
  • lovely stuff from lj (1 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:58:09, 03 May
  • Another worldie from Lauren James (0 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 14:57:26, 03 May
  • Interesting stat at the King Power .... (0 replies) - Dont Mention Ze VAR - 14:55:35, 03 May
  • Waste of time Palace playing, not trying at all:( .... (1 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 14:52:55, 03 May
  • Bad as Palace have been, we've played worse (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 14:51:23, 03 May
  • Kroupi is 19 years old and has 11 premier league goals, thats a good stat to look at (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 14:48:08, 03 May
  • Oh dear Wieke (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 14:47:53, 03 May
  • sammy (6 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:43:40, 03 May
  • Sam Kerr scores (0 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 14:43:03, 03 May
  • Forgot, what a miss on the black by Allan!! Pots that hes in the final!! How .... (2 replies) - London is only Blue - 14:42:48, 03 May
  • 9th now, game in hand though. (0 replies) - Soames - 14:42:38, 03 May
  • Ezezs dive European ref said no penalty, pl ref says penalty!!! Its not inconsistent (2 replies) - London is only Blue - 14:40:52, 03 May
  • VAR rewarding Cheating again at the Vitality Stadium, keep diving Kids (0 replies) - WhiteWall - 14:33:36, 03 May
  • Disgraceful decision awarding that penalty .... (2 replies) - bill55bill★ - 14:32:33, 03 May
  • Games gone, never a pen (0 replies) - oldgeezer - 14:32:26, 03 May
  • Never a pen That should be a yellow for simulation by the Bournemouth player (4 replies) - London is only Blue - 14:30:57, 03 May
  • Snooker crowd showing their age... Who has ringtones on nowadays? ;-) (3 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 14:09:55, 03 May
  • really dont get the bronze at CB thing but james/kerr/jrk up top looks good...bbc2 at 2:15pm (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:02:22, 03 May
  • Palace win or draw, plus Chelsea win tomorrow and we move back up to 6th place:) (4 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 13:33:36, 03 May
  • Has Carrick, put his hat in the ring. .... (2 replies) - bluechas - 13:31:32, 03 May
  • Is this accurate ? .... (5 replies) - BLUE BLOOD BROTHER - 13:30:08, 03 May
  • I see he's now apologised for apologising, ffs .... (49 replies) - V R Lee - 13:00:35, 03 May
  • Meeting to discuss ticketing issues .... (4 replies) - CFC 1970 - 12:48:21, 03 May
  • Well Earls Court and Olympia are ruled out for a new ground looking like a rebuild of the bridge is the only (18 replies) - cockneyblue - 12:30:18, 03 May
  • Despite our terrible recent record, a win on Monday puts us .... (3 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 12:26:39, 03 May
  • red card for hibs vs celtic (7 replies) - onion bhaji - 12:24:33, 03 May
  • nice blue rinse for the man city womens keeper! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 12:11:29, 03 May
  • Wait 10AM EST on a Monday morning thats 3PM uk .... (8 replies) - lablublu - 12:06:09, 03 May
  • Don't look at the league table. (3 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 12:04:03, 03 May
  • I tell you who is worse then us. Watford. Anyone on here been manager yet ? Another one gone now (2 replies) - John Phillips - 11:17:22, 03 May
  • Interesting comments from Oliver Kahn about PSG .... (9 replies) - Butch - 10:56:40, 03 May
  • Thai Life... the insignificant / significant simple differences...... .... (1 replies) - Voltaire returns - 10:44:39, 03 May
  • Linked to Nathan ake .... #transfers (10 replies) - oldboy - 10:30:53, 03 May
  • Nightmare, Arsenal win the CL and we lose to Spurs and Man City, deep joy if all reversed obvs! (1 replies) - Silicon Steve - 10:14:41, 03 May
  • The Orient manager with a very forthright opinion about his players yesterday .... (4 replies) - bezz - 10:12:36, 03 May
  • Technical question. Has anyone on here got a large mini led tv? .... (17 replies) - Exiled Blue ★ - 10:03:46, 03 May
  • The thought of Arsenal winning the PL AND CL. Eurgh. I'd sacrifice Tottenham going down to avoid that. (5 replies) - Ricardinho - 09:09:21, 03 May
  • My u 16s boys got a county cup final today .. doing a pre match meet up with a light session .... (3 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 09:05:36, 03 May
  • Cech on Chelsea .... (1 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 09:03:55, 03 May
  • Congratulations FC Porto and Thiago Silva .... (16 replies) - Corniceman - 07:58:19, 03 May
  • Are we on telly today? Sky? Thanks (10 replies) - oldgeezer - 07:22:25, 03 May
  • People who "hate" our players smiling when they miss an .... (2 replies) - V R Lee - 07:12:41, 03 May
  • Miami GP Start Time Changed .... (2 replies) - Chris25 - 04:27:17, 03 May
  • Chelsea v Spurs one week before the '70 Cup Final .... (1 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 04:08:01, 03 May
  • Hair today Gone Tomorrow .... (1 replies) - RON - 02:56:59, 03 May
  • Think Brighton are the club I hate the most now .... (6 replies) - lablublu - 02:41:32, 03 May


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