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  • Chuck Norris RIP (0 replies) - The Liquidator - 23:17:45, 20 March
  • Topical song for music night - Dirty Cash: .... #music (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 22:55:58, 20 March
  • Hardcore #music .... (0 replies) - B★TC - 22:29:33, 20 March
  • NO use of British bases..... .... (21 replies) - tapas - 22:22:54, 20 March
  • Props to Peter Houseman who was tragically killed OTD 1977 .... (6 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 22:19:22, 20 March
  • Friday Night - I'm so bored with the USA! #music .... (0 replies) - Blue on Wheels ★ - 22:14:13, 20 March
  • Wheres ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY when you need him. (1 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 22:11:58, 20 March
  • Watching How To Get To Heaven From Belfast. Hectic and a lot of fokkin swarin'. I'm enjoying it .... (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 22:10:03, 20 March
  • We are literally being offered a CL spot. Ffs (0 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 22:07:41, 20 March
  • Ah well i did 2-2,paid for the night (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 21:59:20, 20 March
  • The lesser spotted Mason Mount (2 replies) - Dont Mention Ze VAR - 21:53:07, 20 March
  • FPL gave the assist to Bruno even though two Bournemouth players touched it (2 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 21:52:46, 20 March
  • 9 mins! (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:47:51, 20 March
  • Wow! And not even wearing a helmet! .... (0 replies) - V R Lee - 21:42:44, 20 March
  • Surely slab head cant start for England in the World Cup,he has a turning circle of a cruise s (1 replies) - meatray - 21:41:10, 20 March
  • Will he now get an extra suspension? Re Pedro Neto for arguing and not leaving the pitch (0 replies) - IoW blue - 21:38:34, 20 March
  • Will slabhead get an extra game ban for not leaving the field promptly? (2 replies) - Dont Mention Ze VAR - 21:38:09, 20 March
  • 2-2 (0 replies) - Johntenor - 21:38:06, 20 March
  • Fernandez moaning as per ok when he cheats ugly chunt (2 replies) - FamousCFC - 21:37:58, 20 March
  • Boscombe equalise! (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:37:38, 20 March
  • Not so Lucky..... (0 replies) - Johntenor - 21:37:36, 20 March
  • As I said ... everyone needs luck (1 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 21:37:13, 20 March
  • Pen Boscombe and United down to 10! (2 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:35:41, 20 March
  • Great shot off the bar and United get lucky with the rebound. (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:34:29, 20 March
  • Utd...always lucky (1 replies) - Johntenor - 21:33:41, 20 March
  • One of Bournemouth coaches vaping on the bench, dont see that too often. (2 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 21:32:43, 20 March
  • United 2-1 (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:28:34, 20 March
  • 1-1 (0 replies) - Johntenor - 21:25:50, 20 March
  • 1-1 or UTD penalty ? (1 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 21:25:29, 20 March
  • Boscombe equalise, but VAR could pull it back for a pen. (1 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:25:15, 20 March
  • UTD 9 points clear of us now (0 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 21:21:33, 20 March
  • Modern day footballers are overwhelmingly thick (0 replies) - FeckemAll - 21:18:54, 20 March
  • United 1 up (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:18:04, 20 March
  • Pen United (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:16:48, 20 March
  • What an idiot (0 replies) - Bluewex - 21:16:47, 20 March
  • Bournemouth .... (0 replies) - busterjug - 21:08:36, 20 March
  • If Anderson and Wharton are difficult for us, I quite like Alex Scott... (3 replies) - Android - 20:46:22, 20 March
  • Ryan Kavuma-McQueen is sheer class. We can't mess this one up .... (12 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 20:35:50, 20 March
  • 4-0. Reggie Walsh. No goals for Mhueka yet! (0 replies) - Butch - 20:18:10, 20 March
  • 3-0 to the under 21s and no mention of it on CC. Very sad. (0 replies) - Butch - 20:06:53, 20 March
  • Just got around to Wordle. Birdie to end the week on par. Bit of a comedown .... (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:43:05, 20 March
  • The BBC is meant to be a guardian of our language, so WTF is this grotesque headline... .... (12 replies) - Avanti - 19:09:39, 20 March
  • Henny lenry (8 replies) - batt45 - 19:01:59, 20 March
  • I see Chuck (Carlos) Norris has passed .................... Hi Yay ! (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 18:48:26, 20 March
  • Good deal for all parties? .... (6 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 18:44:53, 20 March
  • We're ont tellybox ont morrow. KTBFFH (1 replies) - nipper ★ - 18:44:41, 20 March
  • The Project .... (3 replies) - CFC 1970 - 18:22:36, 20 March
  • The news about United abandoning multi club ownership & our likely River Plate strategic alliance .... (5 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 18:16:49, 20 March
  • 4 years into a project you would expect to have the GK you really want/need. Some sort of .... (20 replies) - John Phillips - 18:14:21, 20 March
  • Protest against ownership .... (10 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 18:11:32, 20 March
  • RIP Chuck knew his onions and his kung fu ;( .... (0 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 17:53:49, 20 March
  • Serial killer on the chase (1 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 17:39:02, 20 March
  • This is bad news! .... (11 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 17:00:29, 20 March
  • Chelsea have done relatively tomtit but its clear there have only been 3 clubs in recent years .... (10 replies) - tapas - 16:50:35, 20 March
  • Staying on the north end road as luck would have it. Might have a pint in the Atlas for old .... (1 replies) - McCulto - 16:33:35, 20 March
  • 3 points better off than Brentford who lost their manager and 2 best players. Dreadful (2 replies) - John Phillips - 16:30:44, 20 March
  • Chelsea version for the allez allez allez .... (4 replies) - Blackcountry Blue - 16:28:37, 20 March
  • Whos Chuck norris?is he related to henry? (2 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 16:17:10, 20 March
  • _ # (1 replies) - AdamMHL - 16:11:10, 20 March
  • Chuck Norris didn't die, he's just chosen to take Death's place. Death will be now be called Chuck and ... .... (0 replies) - ReverendJim - 15:41:37, 20 March
  • RIP Chuck you were the first Rambo (1 replies) - London is only Blue - 15:35:05, 20 March
  • RIP Chuck Morris a very hard, cool man (3 replies) - chelseaboyo - 14:55:21, 20 March
  • Chuck Norris, Mr Indestructible passed away today. A good man, did a ton for charity. (0 replies) - TN Blues - 14:17:22, 20 March
  • Another one gone. RIP Chuck Norris. (6 replies) - Soames - 14:16:37, 20 March
  • Hi guys, been in hospital, broke my bloody hip didn't I ? ;( .... (40 replies) - bluelinc - 13:21:20, 20 March
  • A week to forget...... (0 replies) - briokent - 13:01:05, 20 March
  • Ahem .... (25 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 12:38:41, 20 March
  • 1 Chelsea player in the England Squad, that speaks volumes in itself. (8 replies) - Mj 24 - 12:22:04, 20 March
  • We need sparta fc mentality. Buy some fekin nutters (6 replies) - batt45 - 12:19:34, 20 March
  • God we are sooo tomtit (0 replies) - batt45 - 12:18:31, 20 March
  • 6 PL wins in 22 attempts against the Top 15 is poor & something we need to improve on .... (1 replies) - Hertsblue - 12:16:19, 20 March
  • Enzo apologises .... (14 replies) - BLUE BLOOD BROTHER - 12:05:49, 20 March
  • Have any of you read the agent payment report I posted yesterday? I just noticed that Schedule 2 omits items .... (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 11:55:13, 20 March
  • On the way to Everton! £4.30 for small can of lager on the train! (4 replies) - Dorset Blue - 11:50:55, 20 March
  • I have always respected my balls but not always in public or in the centre circle .... (0 replies) - Tuscanblue - 11:48:12, 20 March
  • Everton gone under the radar a bit? Moyse has done a good job with .... (5 replies) - Papa Elf - 11:40:52, 20 March
  • Lunch: Cheese, Ham, Onion and Tomato Toastie. (9 replies) - Papa Elf - 11:37:49, 20 March
  • Music Friday, singer Talia Storm was at the Bridge this week..rule 1 observed: .... #music # (2 replies) - TN Blues - 11:28:21, 20 March
  • As I mentioned the other day, if Villa wins the a Europa & finishes 5th, a very .... (2 replies) - tapas - 11:25:05, 20 March
  • Have BlueCo finally acknowledged they were wrong or are they still clinging on to hope? .... (1 replies) - Bojas4Blues - 11:22:16, 20 March
  • Suzi Quatro has been driving in the UK unlicenced for over 50 years? Lucky she didn't have 48 Crashes.... #music .... (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 10:45:25, 20 March
  • Ex-Chelsea Academy galore in the England squad... .... (21 replies) - Ricardinho - 10:13:06, 20 March
  • It's "think" NOT "fink" (2 replies) - Wolfie - 10:12:21, 20 March
  • Tuchel clearly dont rate Trent if cant get in 35 man squad (1 replies) - elseychelsea - 10:08:12, 20 March
  • We stole it all, we stole it all, we stole it aaaaaaallll (0 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 10:07:29, 20 March
  • Maguire has been recalled to the England squad .... (13 replies) - Hertsblue - 09:15:00, 20 March
  • We won it all and "cheated", i don't know about the majority on here but i really couldn't give .... (15 replies) - Cheshire blue - 08:50:33, 20 March
  • Plan for 'strategic alliance' with River Plate apparently. Not about us buying them it seems .... (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 08:50:29, 20 March
  • An insect just flew into my Kitchen and exploded .... (3 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 08:45:10, 20 March
  • Farking ticket selling system. As a member, having to check if I can purchase in the first window at 10am but .... (6 replies) - NoHasselJimmy - 08:37:37, 20 March
  • After 632 consecutive weeks at no.1, MHL13 has finally been knocked off top spot. It feels like a Wayne Bridge .... (8 replies) - SW6 1HS - 08:37:25, 20 March
  • We should change club name to chelsea dark star to arthur bliss all off (1 replies) - batt45 - 08:37:16, 20 March
  • The AFTV panel and Talksport saying our trophies under Roman don't count. .... (12 replies) - MHL13 - 08:25:10, 20 March
  • What exactly is special about the Saed El Mala guy? Except for him being tall, I don't see anything special. .... (7 replies) - Bahbow - 08:03:07, 20 March
  • Could upset a few scousers, tailgating to become an offence. .... (11 replies) - Dorset Blue - 07:53:07, 20 March
  • I have been offered 2 spares for Everton if anyone is looking. (5 replies) - SW6 1HS - 07:35:50, 20 March
  • Wordle - another five - Level par week (4 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 07:19:27, 20 March
  • Morning All, thank goodness it's Friday, cold start to the morning but it should be .... (11 replies) - Middle of the Shed - 07:15:14, 20 March
  • Villa win EL and finish in a CL place qualification will be top six .... (1 replies) - Alec Busheel - 07:06:56, 20 March
  • SOTD a video .... (2 replies) - Carefree - 06:21:09, 20 March
  • I was flicking through YouTube yesterday and an attention seeking .... (0 replies) - Bluelife - 02:56:14, 20 March
  • Just out of interest, can we still win the league? .... (2 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 02:17:45, 20 March
  • MOTD .... (0 replies) - RON - 02:17:11, 20 March
  • Bollarks, bollarks, fark, fark bollarks! .... (0 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 02:01:31, 20 March
  • Get well soon Danny Kelly, for a Spurs fan he's alright and also knows his onions in music. #music # # (2 replies) - Silicon Steve - 00:00:49, 20 March
  • Another potential super star? .... (2 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 23:53:13, 19 March
  • Strasbourg through in the Conference. (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 22:12:14, 19 March
  • Wonder if that Villa goal will catch on (0 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 22:09:18, 19 March
  • Luke getting nuked by price (4 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 22:02:34, 19 March
  • Mancs .... (0 replies) - RuudBoy - 22:00:06, 19 March
  • Oliver giroud is frances top goalscorer ever (4 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 21:40:59, 19 March
  • RIP Silvino Louro .... (2 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 21:36:28, 19 March
  • Mcginn goal (1 replies) - busterjug - 21:15:04, 19 March
  • The people's club Liverpool brought us Heysel and used CPO to expand Anfield .... (4 replies) - The Les Fridge fan club - 21:13:14, 19 March
  • What a semi Luke v VGetwen (4 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 21:02:30, 19 March
  • Race Across the World starts again soon. Looking at the countries they travel .... (2 replies) - bairns - 21:02:21, 19 March
  • Has there ever been a cook off where the 2 chefs battered the tomtit out of eachother? (0 replies) - batt45 - 20:55:17, 19 March
  • Literally spat my coffee out at that last midget land penalty (0 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 20:30:41, 19 March
  • Midtyylland with possibly the worst set of penalties I've seen in a shoot out. Forest through. (1 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 20:30:16, 19 March
  • Forest also though on Penalties to Q/Finals (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 20:29:50, 19 March
  • The stamford bridge globetrotters (0 replies) - batt45 - 20:26:38, 19 March
  • Palace though to Q/Finals:) (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 20:24:06, 19 March
  • Palace 2-1 up in extra time:) (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 19:52:37, 19 March
  • I like the psg, Bayern, Barca football. Direct and none of this silly pep tactics. I hated from .... (7 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:52:16, 19 March
  • You just know on sat ,everton will park the bus at home .... (3 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 19:51:10, 19 March
  • High Line .... (1 replies) - busterjug - 19:39:02, 19 March
  • Looks like Forest and Palace games will be going to extra time! (3 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 19:33:06, 19 March
  • We need to be seeking out the next Hazard. Don't make them like him anymore .... (3 replies) - nottodayokay - 19:29:44, 19 March
  • Are we dooooomed ..? .... (3 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 19:12:27, 19 March
  • G'won Fran duwer!!! (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 19:04:45, 19 March
  • Not seen Chelsea Blue (FL) for a while on here? All ok? Anyone in direct .... (26 replies) - Papa Elf - 18:18:38, 19 March
  • Has the CST statement about ticketing been posted?... .... (6 replies) - Ricardinho - 17:50:52, 19 March
  • What's the point of leaking the team early? Does the mole get paid? If so, by who? Seriously .... (9 replies) - V R Lee - 17:29:18, 19 March
  • Funny this. .... (1 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 17:24:21, 19 March
  • I see that I've upset the boys club (2 replies) - Bull - 17:22:44, 19 March
  • Get rid of the leak his brother did the same thing at United (4 replies) - cockneyblue - 17:12:43, 19 March
  • Has anyone sen Penders play live (4 replies) - The Les Fridge fan club - 16:44:01, 19 March
  • Did Rosenior's comments on Enzo get commented on? .... (14 replies) - Fitzchiv - 16:31:13, 19 March
  • It seems we are more hated now than when we were dominating English football. Weird. (9 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 15:55:31, 19 March
  • No idea if this is true but it's funny anyway. Are they the leaker? .... (0 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 15:50:50, 19 March
  • been away for a few days, sitting in the airport now reading Mathew Syed. I presume MPD .... (7 replies) - Black Bull - 15:30:51, 19 March
  • With the francise mentality the yanks have,wouldn't be surprised .... (1 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 15:07:13, 19 March
  • Has Kempton Park been considered as a new stadium location ? (19 replies) - Krakovian - 15:05:11, 19 March
  • Here is my tale of woe. A few months ago, a friend who has Everton seasons tickets offered me two for the .... #politics (14 replies) - Grew up in Royston Claire - 15:04:24, 19 March
  • Rosenior says they've found the mole (8 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 14:36:03, 19 March
  • Imagine Gary O'Neil rocking up at Stamford Bridge .... (4 replies) - Bull - 14:29:27, 19 March
  • Fofana, in tears getting knocked out the Carabao and all smiles getting spanked in the CL and .... (4 replies) - Alan ★ CFC - 14:23:14, 19 March
  • If its true the board think the coach is not that important why not let the SDs try and .... (3 replies) - Alec Busheel - 14:17:21, 19 March
  • Tosin and Fofana time .... (2 replies) - ZenBlue - 14:17:08, 19 March
  • NFL comes to Stamford Bridge we all know what is coming next with our owners (3 replies) - cockneyblue - 14:14:27, 19 March
  • Who has survived to play in the back line this weekend? .... (5 replies) - MattNY - 13:58:20, 19 March
  • When will we all wake up and embrace blueco as our salvation (7 replies) - batt45 - 13:55:18, 19 March
  • 6 weeks for Chalobah, apparently. (5 replies) - MattNY - 13:43:46, 19 March
  • I've just had a Naked Green Thai Curry Noodle Pot in this glorious weather .... (4 replies) - Papa Elf - 13:39:53, 19 March
  • Just watched George Benson's 45 min rant on the club, and it's got me wound up. .... (31 replies) - Fitzchiv - 12:49:44, 19 March
  • Born OTD 105 years ago Tommy Cooper. I was at the now legendary Police gig in a tent on Tooting .... (7 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 12:44:35, 19 March
  • Its astonishing that we have gone from the best .... (2 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 12:41:47, 19 March
  • Did Blueco find these irregularities through their due diligence before they bought the Club? If so, did they .... (5 replies) - SW6 1HS - 12:36:43, 19 March
  • Rewatching 'highlights' and one thing is indisputable: Delap is a donkey (4 replies) - lavatch - 12:23:37, 19 March
  • Away price cap .... (1 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 12:14:57, 19 March
  • Bluemonday!!! Can I have your spare for Everton if you still have it? .... (0 replies) - jack41 - 12:05:30, 19 March
  • Anyone know anything useful about lizard rectum damage? .... (5 replies) - Shemmie - 11:59:15, 19 March


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