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  • Bar mhl13 at the top, it's a good scrap for European places on the orange card list (3 replies) - Cheshire blue - 15:31:48, 09 July
  • Morocco without their main midfielder Saibari this evening .... (2 replies) - Hertsblue - 15:04:38, 09 July
  • Oh dear, my dear bonnie passed away. What a voice Thanks for the Great songs, RIP #music (1 replies) - London is only Blue - 14:56:58, 09 July
  • Another hot one today on site, I'm one sweaty elf! (9 replies) - Papa Elf - 14:51:03, 09 July
  • Wesley Fofana has arrived for training. (11 replies) - Jaychedar - 14:46:21, 09 July
  • February and March... .... (5 replies) - Cold Palmer - 14:45:49, 09 July
  • Wimbledon news: I've developed a huge crush on Marta Kostyuk (7 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 14:37:01, 09 July
  • Selling Enzo will be good for the team, though we need to replace with a good creative midfield (4 replies) - MUZOORA - 14:31:58, 09 July
  • Improve the defence and creative midfield before the season starts (0 replies) - MUZOORA - 14:30:59, 09 July
  • Sorry but arf! .... (2 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 14:30:42, 09 July
  • So... Beat Norway, Switzerland and Belgium and the cup is ours!! (1 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 14:28:34, 09 July
  • Why are we selling the left-sided players? (10 replies) - The Les Fridge fan club - 14:16:05, 09 July
  • Was it Paros (rip) who used to post a picture of goat of the day? (7 replies) - MHL13 - 14:13:14, 09 July
  • Emanuel emegha has arrived for preseason too .... (22 replies) - oldboy - 14:05:04, 09 July
  • Anyone bothered with CFC+ ? Is it worth £14.99? (14 replies) - pinkfloydblue - 13:57:38, 09 July
  • Every now and then there's a small detail which shows the club needs to have .... #music (4 replies) - Fitzchiv - 13:28:16, 09 July
  • Working in Upminster today .... (26 replies) - Fatty foulkes - 13:23:21, 09 July
  • Those idiots at Nike designed a sandal where they have put an indented logo into the rubber of .... (7 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 13:19:36, 09 July
  • One for folk who like to derive meaning from statistics... every WC round of 16 match was won .... (9 replies) - mrtamblingman - 13:04:40, 09 July
  • I think the club might target Ayoub Bouaddi to replace Santos .... (3 replies) - oldboy - 12:55:03, 09 July
  • Xabi's here! ^^^ (3 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 12:54:43, 09 July
  • Yes, they still do make Ringo's ;) .... (8 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 12:49:22, 09 July
  • Can a pauper sue Nike ? (4 replies) - Mickey greenways army - 12:39:01, 09 July
  • I don't really keep myself up to date with these things, but wtf is CFC+ ?? A subscription .... (1 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 12:28:02, 09 July
  • meet Quenda....a good article on our new signing .... #transfers (6 replies) - onion bhaji - 12:08:56, 09 July
  • Some quite definitive asset liquidation going on. Reckon we will get Xabi something nice .... (9 replies) - McCulto - 12:07:37, 09 July
  • While i shouldn't complain about having a good head of hair @ 60+ .... (3 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 12:04:08, 09 July
  • man u arent hanging about in regard to their new 100k capacity stadium are they... .... (9 replies) - onion bhaji - 11:43:38, 09 July
  • 1 mustard > 1 mustard 1 veg > 2 veg > 5 veg (2 replies) - nipper ★ - 11:41:54, 09 July
  • Meanwhile Ringo celebrated his 86th birthday (2 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 11:26:42, 09 July
  • Will Aarón Anselmino be the next one off the line to be sold for profit (7 replies) - bezz - 11:16:35, 09 July
  • All of this seems like a scam. We are once again building a team for a manager that probably .... (9 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 11:13:00, 09 July
  • So Oliver is "favourite" to referee the WC Final unless England or Argentina get there. (6 replies) - fan54 - 11:11:47, 09 July
  • So Xabi has arrived hopefully good times to follow .... (2 replies) - Nottinghamshire Blue - 11:07:39, 09 July
  • I bought a Bonnie Tyler Sat Nav. Total waste of money, all it ever does it tell me to turn around, and every n (4 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 11:00:29, 09 July
  • RIP Bonnie Tyler .... (9 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 10:51:20, 09 July
  • I wonder how much money the club are going to charge, for Alonso's first interview ? (1 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 10:49:29, 09 July
  • https://x.com/chelseafc/status/2075154249512632717?s=46 .... (6 replies) - SirChuks - 10:48:35, 09 July
  • Are they reinstated yet? (2 replies) - DecreeNumber889 - 10:26:41, 09 July
  • RIP Bonnie Tyler 75. (11 replies) - Romans Soldier - 10:21:12, 09 July
  • Who's this? All our buys and sales are a massive mistake. All of Spurs, Arsenals et al are superb! (9 replies) - Silicon Steve - 10:18:49, 09 July
  • Still being linked to Diogo Costa in Portugal. Wouldn't mind that but I can't see it .... (2 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 10:16:32, 09 July
  • Bonnie Tyler gawn. RIP (31 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 10:08:58, 09 July
  • I'm guessing Xavi was involved in the .... (10 replies) - blue in bath - 10:08:56, 09 July
  • Useful transfer posts templates for the next 7 weeks: .... (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 10:07:15, 09 July
  • World cup h/t show, this about sums it up, Characters from Sesame Street and The Muppets will be part of (7 replies) - keithiedublin - 10:03:39, 09 July
  • A(nother) new era for the Blues, starting today :-) KTBFFH! .... (0 replies) - CFC Genius - 10:01:13, 09 July
  • Looks like Guimaraes is off to the Gooners. .... (13 replies) - MHL13 - 09:54:03, 09 July
  • Xabi Alonso was appointed as manager on the 17th May [nearly two months ago] .... (11 replies) - Hertsblue - 09:52:13, 09 July
  • Have I missed Alonso's first interview/introdution (1 replies) - Go With The Flo - 09:50:49, 09 July
  • How many weeks until the window shuts? .... (16 replies) - MHL13 - 09:21:04, 09 July
  • Good morning to you all, So two weeks on Monday I return to Ukraine .... (1 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 09:14:14, 09 July
  • Please. today I have many questions. this is about Enzo Fernandez. .... (19 replies) - Kalumiana - 09:08:58, 09 July
  • Another modern football is rubbish. Left footers should play on the left, right on the right .... (6 replies) - Under the Bridge - 09:05:05, 09 July
  • Cos everything little thing is gonna be alright, Chelsea (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 08:59:06, 09 July
  • Xabi`s first day at Cobham, lets hope he isnt found rocking in a locked toilet cubicle when .... (12 replies) - BLUE BLOOD BROTHER - 08:54:29, 09 July
  • Funny to think that barring injuries we could have had at the WC Cole, Levi, Estevao, Romeo, .... (0 replies) - Soames - 08:45:44, 09 July
  • There is a common delusion about Santos that I'm happy him and the delusion are going over to MU .... (2 replies) - DonTerry - 08:43:22, 09 July
  • Alright Shabby.. Out of bed son, chop chop, get into work and lay into the karnts. (0 replies) - Soames - 08:42:03, 09 July
  • Must admit whenever we make a purchase or sell someone .... #transfers (9 replies) - John Phillips - 08:38:33, 09 July
  • Josh Acheampong .... (2 replies) - Kalumiana - 08:32:50, 09 July
  • I didn't really see enough of Santos to care about this, to be honest. He might .... (12 replies) - Ricardinho - 08:31:00, 09 July
  • Harry Wilson to Leeds. Given he was a free and with his GA numbers .... (0 replies) - Hertsblue - 08:12:59, 09 July
  • Selling Santos was the right call, we already have Barco,Moises,Romeo,Dario and Enzo .... (6 replies) - MUZOORA - 08:09:00, 09 July
  • £48m + £2m + 10% resale is a good deal if Alonso is happy to .... (17 replies) - V R Lee - 07:50:13, 09 July
  • Santos used to be Brazils under 20 captain .... (3 replies) - luca behind you - 07:34:13, 09 July
  • Ah, the usual reaction to a sale I see. An otherwise average player turns into Zidane .... (1 replies) - The Crow - 07:26:32, 09 July
  • As a half decent midfielder himself I'm guessing that .... (8 replies) - chopper sarris and his sarriballs - 07:16:15, 09 July
  • For Geovany Quenda .... (2 replies) - Kalumiana - 06:48:52, 09 July
  • I saw Santos as a sort of Brazilian Eddie Newton .... (3 replies) - ReverendJim - 06:13:42, 09 July
  • Palace have just signed a Spanish defender mengueza, Im not sure if this has .... (1 replies) - Vialli Nove - 05:00:41, 09 July
  • bank holiday if we win World Cup. Well thats ballsed that up then! (2 replies) - TommyBaldhead - 04:26:48, 09 July
  • Many of us (myself included) have said that Santos was given too few appearances to judge his .... (2 replies) - Andy S - 02:25:59, 09 July
  • Has Alonso even resumed work? Or working from home (2 replies) - lablublu - 01:16:45, 09 July
  • Deleted! # (2 replies) - BornAblue - 01:07:34, 09 July
  • I hope you are all right but I think santos will be a big mistake .... (6 replies) - Tuscanblue - 23:55:49, 08 July
  • Sad to see Santos go. Nobody, and I mean nobody, at the club has teeth as good as him. (16 replies) - Better Call Saul - 23:23:40, 08 July
  • The Santos sale speaks quite loudly of a change in playing approach, imho. .... #transfers (3 replies) - Fitzchiv - 23:17:09, 08 July
  • Just watching the Rooney doc on BBC and he just admitted that he put long studs in because he .... (6 replies) - tapas - 23:16:11, 08 July
  • So Estevao, Neto, Quenda & Palmer all favour the right of the field. .... (4 replies) - Soames - 23:15:47, 08 July
  • For me the Santos fee indicates that Cucu's transfer and fee was down to .... (5 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 23:09:49, 08 July
  • Lads we have a game a week, the squad will shirley drop by a dozen. (5 replies) - Soames - 23:05:46, 08 July
  • I'm a tad slow. Just seen Legora on Jesse Derry's sleeve ^^. Deal was .... (0 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 22:58:36, 08 July
  • We better sign Guimaraes .... #transfers (4 replies) - BigBadAndBlue - 22:48:41, 08 July
  • As a then 20 year old, Santos played a total of 96 mins on loan at Forest .... #transfers (7 replies) - Hertsblue - 22:40:38, 08 July
  • If you feel like doing a good deed, today (non-footy) ... #music .... (0 replies) - CFC Genius - 22:39:12, 08 July
  • So 2 players sold from some people's 'maybe sell' .... (3 replies) - Cross Eyed Newt - 22:37:14, 08 July
  • Tchouameni off the list then. If he was ever on it .... (2 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 22:31:37, 08 July
  • No question that Alonso wants a complete overhaul of the team, which I support after last .... (3 replies) - Andy S - 22:26:31, 08 July
  • Now that Alonso is on board, Chelsea has plunged into a commendable summer transfers. .... (5 replies) - Andy S - 22:21:47, 08 July
  • Santos going leaves a bit of (2 replies) - Backinthedhss - 22:19:53, 08 July
  • Doubt Mason Mount is too happy with Santos going to Man U, could mean .... (6 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 22:06:12, 08 July
  • Good one on Santos .... (8 replies) - BigBadAndBlue - 21:57:22, 08 July
  • would have hoped for 60m but i was slightly disappointed too (1 replies) - insider99 - 21:55:43, 08 July
  • £50m sovs for a Brazilian Ray Lewington? Yes farkin please! (0 replies) - Persil - 21:54:49, 08 July
  • Eye dont shivva git about any transfers until after this WC thing.#septicdivs (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 21:32:19, 08 July
  • Fow what its worth I was always unimpressed with Santos. (1 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 21:31:20, 08 July
  • So Santos wanted out as long ago as February...... .... (5 replies) - tapas - 21:24:57, 08 July
  • Andrey Santos was a real disappointment last season. A whole load of hype yet really looked .... (7 replies) - Wooody - 21:24:31, 08 July
  • Sorry for my ignorance, but do ST holders and members get CFC+ free? (1 replies) - Ricardinho - 21:09:09, 08 July
  • Non World Cup plebs back in training at Cobham tomorrow arent they ? .... (1 replies) - LarryDavid - 21:05:45, 08 July
  • A reminder of the squad's current approximate book value. The price we'll need to reach .... (6 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 21:05:44, 08 July
  • So when does xavi announce future plans? (2 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 21:03:52, 08 July
  • Confirmed new contract for Jesse Derry. Loan to Sporting to follow .... (1 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 20:52:43, 08 July
  • Feels like key players are being sold off for financial reasons and being .... (9 replies) - MHL13 - 20:49:48, 08 July
  • They can all be sold useless feckers :-) (1 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 20:48:09, 08 July
  • What is going on with the Geordies? Guimares putting in a transfer request now. Probably going to Arsenal (11 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 20:41:31, 08 July
  • A bit gutted about Santos as think he could be a top player and did well when called on .... (2 replies) - Gartski83 - 20:41:12, 08 July
  • Off agenda whats this age verification thing in the site is it a scam? (9 replies) - Greekblueboy - 20:35:10, 08 July
  • Planning for the future .... (4 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 20:33:58, 08 July
  • Lol at Tapas bigging up Barco just as he did Santos last summer and now defending his sale. (0 replies) - SpecialOne - 20:24:45, 08 July
  • In all honesty, I was quite underwhelmed with Santos, £50m + sell on seems pretty good to me (4 replies) - westcountryblue - 20:24:08, 08 July
  • Why are some talking about selling Lavia instead? .... (3 replies) - Stuck in the Mudryk - 20:08:35, 08 July
  • Halfway through last season on CC" Santos isn't strong enough to play in the PL" .... (41 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 19:59:22, 08 July
  • Ornstein was very clear [and tends to be right] - we are actively looking to sign a CB, .... (9 replies) - Hertsblue - 19:46:38, 08 July
  • Do those moaning about transfers remember where we finished last season? You'd think the team played well .... (11 replies) - bluelinc - 19:41:56, 08 July
  • I know it's "only" £15 p/a but having to pay to see "Welcome to Chelsea" videos is a bit naff (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:37:48, 08 July
  • Bollix santos to united and he didnt get a chance here. Watch how theyll utilise him. Lavia .... (4 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:36:58, 08 July
  • Santos for £50M is a good deal imho. I want double as much for Enzo (2 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 19:34:07, 08 July
  • Someone took a look at Garnacho and said "this baller" .... (0 replies) - BigBadAndBlue - 19:31:28, 08 July
  • Can quenda play on left ? Seeing his highlights majorly on right (5 replies) - King Mount - 19:30:54, 08 July
  • Is Santos better than Joan Mata .... (14 replies) - SirChuks - 19:25:29, 08 July
  • Surprised to see we appear to be selling Santos. Even more surprised it's for .... (8 replies) - mrtamblingman - 19:15:50, 08 July
  • Watch out for Essugo his going to be a baller (1 replies) - MUZOORA - 19:14:55, 08 July
  • So that's Cucu and Santos gone for less than they're worth. Enzo will probably go. .... (8 replies) - MHL13 - 19:14:23, 08 July
  • So, what is that banked so far? £130m against £45m out? (2 replies) - westcountryblue - 19:10:10, 08 July
  • So maybe James in the mid, would make sense as we signed Palestra? #transfers (0 replies) - pinkfloydblue - 19:09:34, 08 July
  • Why not wait to see how the squad is shaping up in August .... (12 replies) - Hertsblue - 18:57:48, 08 July
  • How do you reckon Quenda will do here? .... (2 replies) - Carefreefook - 18:55:31, 08 July
  • Quite amusing how many Chelsea fans thought our team was shoite but when we sell .... (13 replies) - tapas - 18:54:21, 08 July
  • The way things are going they'll probably sell Estevao next summer FFS. (1 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 18:53:56, 08 July
  • Is anyone going to come in for tosin, badiashile, garnacho, delap, neto? .... (5 replies) - oldboy - 18:46:46, 08 July
  • More I think about it, the less happy I am about Santos being sold. .... (23 replies) - MHL13 - 18:41:47, 08 July
  • I wonder how many players we end up selling by the close of the window (2 replies) - pinkfloydblue - 18:41:34, 08 July
  • I can see a red card for Spain in the next match (1 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 18:35:00, 08 July
  • Barco not officially confirmed yet, although he would be another midfield option in addition .... (5 replies) - Hertsblue - 18:32:05, 08 July
  • Teams arent coming for our bad players .... (2 replies) - Johnny Tabasco - 18:31:30, 08 July
  • I don't why but for the first since they've taken over,I feel we have gone into the window with .... #transfers (7 replies) - carlitochelsea - 18:26:47, 08 July
  • Who's this annoying person speaking in our player introduction videos? (4 replies) - Golding - 18:24:42, 08 July
  • I like Santos, he's a good prospect and this may backfire, but .... (7 replies) - Stuck in the Mudryk - 18:20:24, 08 July
  • Two news items I did not expect to see: Santos .... (2 replies) - MattNY - 18:20:10, 08 July
  • Quenda confirmed ^^^ .... (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 18:19:08, 08 July
  • Santos to utd confirmed .... (3 replies) - TBlue - 18:09:26, 08 July
  • Only Man u are always willing to meet our asking prices. Maybe there our friends (4 replies) - Itachi - 18:06:28, 08 July
  • I've seen Exequiel Palacios linked to us as an alternative to Xhaka .... (5 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 18:03:04, 08 July
  • Fery says Munich or Porto best day of his life but he might have to change that (2 replies) - Tuscanblue - 18:00:38, 08 July
  • 'arfa dun good, bien joué. I would ov wanted him to do Novak (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 17:53:27, 08 July
  • £50m for Santos? Would rather we kept him to be honest. .... (11 replies) - MHL13 - 17:52:42, 08 July
  • Nice one Bryan (0 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 17:50:19, 08 July
  • What a match Fery played, now in semi finals:) .... (1 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 17:48:24, 08 July
  • Balding just said "the heat rule isn't in place because they measure temp on shaded court 3" .... (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:46:09, 08 July
  • Goldbridge spitting feathers over Santos .... (2 replies) - Hertsblue - 17:46:04, 08 July
  • Guimaraes wants to go to arsenal according to ornstein .... #transfers (1 replies) - oldboy - 17:43:35, 08 July
  • A summer of book value and psr for Chelsea. Great init (11 replies) - Cheshire blue - 17:39:21, 08 July
  • That very likely means at least 1 midfielder is coming in. Does Wharton count as "experienced"? (3 replies) - nottodayokay - 17:37:25, 08 July
  • We get Garnacho the tomtit from Man Utd who laugh at us and than decide .... (2 replies) - Cold Palmer - 17:36:47, 08 July
  • Fery fery .... (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 17:35:30, 08 July
  • Seems a nice lad too. Had never heard of him until a few days ago (0 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 17:34:58, 08 July
  • FIFA, corrupt, how very dare you !!! (1 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 17:33:26, 08 July
  • Hunbelievable Fery. Blew the Eyetie away (4 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 17:29:10, 08 July
  • Amazing performance. Stunning. (0 replies) - Freo ★ - 17:28:52, 08 July
  • everyone is on sale apart from joao pedro, palmer, .... (5 replies) - oldboy - 17:28:46, 08 July
  • Great stuff (0 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 17:28:37, 08 July
  • That he's a Brit and a Chelsea fan aside, no 'wild card' entry has reached the .... (2 replies) - bovis messroom - 17:28:17, 08 July
  • Maybe we can buy Mainoo from them? Ahem! (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 17:27:01, 08 July
  • 5 Love! Has Fery done a deal with the devil? (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:26:13, 08 July
  • Serving for the match (0 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 17:25:51, 08 July
  • Hmm Bye bye santos will be regret this? .... (19 replies) - WinATallCosts - 17:18:45, 08 July
  • Who is on co-comms with Henman .... (5 replies) - God Is ODJ - 17:17:55, 08 July
  • Did we know that Fery is a Chelsea fan? .... (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 17:07:32, 08 July
  • Fery just broke Cobolli in the 3rd set. This is amazing. (2 replies) - Asger - 17:03:45, 08 July
  • £50mill for a decent young player but one who cant get in a Brazil squad where 2 of the 3 .... (15 replies) - tapas - 17:01:01, 08 July
  • Fery now 2 sets up:) .... (1 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 16:56:20, 08 July
  • 2bd set Fery (0 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 16:50:15, 08 July
  • If Santos is sold he needs to be replaced if Wharton comes in thats good business. .... (7 replies) - Alec Busheel - 16:39:16, 08 July
  • RM come on. you need Enzo. Pay the 120m and get it over the line (3 replies) - lablublu - 16:31:40, 08 July
  • London City sign Putellas. Fair play... .... (3 replies) - Ricardinho - 16:31:13, 08 July
  • Portugal confirm the departure of Mikel Arteta, I mean .... (7 replies) - Cross Eyed Newt - 16:08:14, 08 July
  • Come on Fery! (7 replies) - Asger - 16:04:16, 08 July
  • Why is the club selling Santos without Enzo future sorted first? Not like for like but youd .... (5 replies) - BornAblue - 16:03:37, 08 July
  • I did put a bet on WC finalists - it was 8/1 yesterday. Name the finalists (7 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 16:00:20, 08 July
  • Hows lavia (3 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 16:00:11, 08 July
  • Frey wins the first set 6-4:£ (1 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 15:55:35, 08 July
  • Ruth Ellis pardoned by the king ,, my grandad always said she should never of been hung .... (5 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 15:53:56, 08 July
  • 1st set Fery (1 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 15:53:50, 08 July
  • 50m pound for Andrey Santos wont be a bad deal. Thats big profit on net book value .... (13 replies) - oldboy - 15:42:56, 08 July


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