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  • I hope this is fake , if not its very worrying .... (0 replies) - bezz - 12:19:01, 02 Nov
  • Is this Mason Mount with Barry who had his home broken into after this .... (1 replies) - Butch - 12:11:42, 02 Nov
  • It seems City fans getting fed up with both Enzos already. .... (0 replies) - Butch - 11:59:28, 02 Nov
  • Ai says prem league uses first contact frame for offside .... (13 replies) - Tuscanblue - 11:33:24, 02 Nov
  • So basically shirt pulling is allowed as long as someone miles away from the stadium watching .... (16 replies) - Persil - 11:19:09, 02 Nov
  • I cant stop watching this angle of Morgan Rogers goal on Saturday. He was like Moses parting .... (4 replies) - tapas - 11:18:56, 02 Nov
  • The FA need some serious GLASS integrated into their VAR system! Estavao is completely ONSIDE .... (7 replies) - olawealth - 11:06:38, 02 Nov
  • Utd players actually did the dance for the VARed goal or is it AI? (6 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 11:02:38, 02 Nov
  • Ricardo Carvalho on the obi podcast .... (0 replies) - Sarf Harrow CFC - 10:52:52, 02 Nov
  • Palmer 50 goals. Not far off Willian and Pedro CFC total combined surprisingly (2 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 10:40:25, 02 Nov
  • Iraola saying he will tell his players to dive (after playing Arsenal) is a reasonable way .... (11 replies) - mrtamblingman - 09:56:17, 02 Nov
  • anyone got a decent free VPN.. .... (13 replies) - Dave - 09:41:30, 02 Nov
  • What a massive upgrade Roger's is. .... (18 replies) - Magic Hat - 09:40:25, 02 Nov
  • Have Gabriel & MacAllisters facial plastic surgery been successful following those .... (9 replies) - tapas - 09:28:33, 02 Nov
  • 30 years ago! I remember exactly where I was; listening to it on the radio at a mate's house. Brilliant win. .... (3 replies) - Ricardinho - 08:58:47, 02 Nov
  • What's the best tour of The Bridge to recommend to an ex-pat? (1 replies) - Juan Manuentamo - 08:12:30, 02 Nov
  • Three winnable matches .... (10 replies) - CFC 1970 - 08:10:43, 02 Nov
  • Upto us and possibly Liverpool to stop Arsenal dominating the premier league .... (4 replies) - oldboy - 08:02:46, 02 Nov
  • Morning all, proper chilly start to the day. First proper cold morning of the season. We were .... (11 replies) - Cheshire blue - 07:07:41, 02 Nov
  • Long term contracts make players lose motivation to fight and push themselves. (4 replies) - MUZOORA - 06:03:24, 02 Nov
  • Fukk off Arsenal. (2 replies) - V R Lee - 23:42:42, 01 Nov
  • I do hope the club are nearly ready with the new, improved and longer contract for young Josh. .... (2 replies) - Persil - 23:36:55, 01 Nov
  • MA CHE BELLO!!! (0 replies) - nipper ★ - 22:33:21, 01 Nov
  • Kimi Antonelli World Champion. 20 years old! (10 replies) - Better Call Saul - 22:25:15, 01 Nov
  • Far left causing havoc in Europe protests, while the majority of protestors have done so .... (17 replies) - MHL13 - 22:24:30, 01 Nov
  • have we mentioned Kim's 4.7 bill quid take down of the Binance Crypto exchange? (1 replies) - Bluemonday - 21:41:31, 01 Nov
  • NFHell spoiler .... (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:39:18, 01 Nov
  • Did anyone just watch the new Bradley Walsh show and see the argument in the crowd ? (6 replies) - BLUE BLOOD BROTHER - 21:38:35, 01 Nov
  • NFL spoiler: .... (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:21:22, 01 Nov
  • Oh my! .... (1 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:20:10, 01 Nov
  • Bottas suspension failed at the end of the straight (1 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 21:11:01, 01 Nov
  • Subs and added time. Does the new 10 secs rule mean that the old 30 secs .... (3 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 20:17:35, 01 Nov
  • Mexican Grand Prix lights out 2000. (1 replies) - Better Call Saul - 19:59:48, 01 Nov
  • Duuuval! (1 replies) - Better Call Saul - 19:33:20, 01 Nov
  • Swole Palmer thinks this shouldnt be a penalty.. .... (28 replies) - tapas - 19:30:13, 01 Nov
  • Another 1-0 to the fukkin Arseoles I see. Fkin wanq end to the weekend. Khunt wanquers (4 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 19:14:27, 01 Nov
  • whiiiiiiile im worth my roooom on this earth (6 replies) - McCulto - 19:11:25, 01 Nov
  • The karnts will Shirley concede 11 between here and the end... (1 replies) - Soames - 19:04:44, 01 Nov
  • Whats going on? Commentators talking as if Liverpool played great after a slow start, but did .... (4 replies) - Butch - 19:04:20, 01 Nov
  • Barcola without space looks like a downgrade on that Ngomuha who they stole off us. (4 replies) - tapas - 19:01:54, 01 Nov
  • Amazing defensive display for Arsenal. With City punishment looming I think the title is pretty .... (8 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 18:52:33, 01 Nov
  • NFL Spoilers .... (8 replies) - Wessex Blue - 18:49:15, 01 Nov
  • Whod have thought wed end the weekend in 4th (after 9 games) (7 replies) - Butch - 18:31:54, 01 Nov
  • After last weekends slip up its good to be back in the top 4 so quickly. .... (2 replies) - The Aldershot Blue - 18:31:51, 01 Nov
  • Konsa been a good signing for them. They haven't missed saliba .... #transfers (2 replies) - oldboy - 18:30:53, 01 Nov
  • Great weekend for Bairns, wins for us and Falkirk! (1 replies) - Silicon Steve - 18:30:20, 01 Nov
  • 8 points ahead of us after just 9 games .... (4 replies) - Hertsblue - 18:30:13, 01 Nov
  • Khunts score 1 goal and every player believe that they will defend it .... (3 replies) - oldboy - 18:28:14, 01 Nov
  • Wow, zero shots on goal at home for the dippers (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 18:28:12, 01 Nov
  • Peter Drury trying to make it dramatic (1 replies) - LarryDavid - 18:27:49, 01 Nov
  • Another lucky 3 points for them. (0 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 18:27:36, 01 Nov
  • Ach at least the weekend isn't totally ruined. We won (2 replies) - BlueRattled - 18:27:34, 01 Nov
  • I have to say that they've played very well, spit, and .... (1 replies) - Carefree Blue - 18:26:03, 01 Nov
  • Another 3 points for Howard Webb (0 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 18:25:25, 01 Nov
  • I've had a decent bet on Arsenal to win the PL but I still want them to lose, am I mental? .... (2 replies) - Silicon Steve - 18:24:45, 01 Nov
  • Ahh the old late yellow card for a goalie time wasting. Which is ironic in itself. (0 replies) - Persil - 18:24:13, 01 Nov
  • That Barcola is a fukking dud. Does fark all (0 replies) - the blue one - 18:24:08, 01 Nov
  • Love them or hate them they know how to defend. (6 replies) - busterjug - 18:20:09, 01 Nov
  • They really miss Salah (1 replies) - SW6 1HS - 18:19:09, 01 Nov
  • NFL spoiler: .... (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:18:48, 01 Nov
  • Fair play to Mac Allister playing on after that dreadful assault by Noni ..... (3 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 18:16:47, 01 Nov
  • Arsenal make games pretty much unwatchable. Hideous club (2 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 18:13:38, 01 Nov
  • Gooners are teflon. Madueke already on a booking. (3 replies) - bovis messroom - 18:11:19, 01 Nov
  • And now Liverpools turn to fake an injury. Mcalister this time (1 replies) - Butch - 18:10:03, 01 Nov
  • No shot on target from Liverpool so far... (0 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 18:08:19, 01 Nov
  • Get Wirtz off and play with eleven ! (3 replies) - LarryDavid - 18:05:26, 01 Nov
  • Have Liverpool laid a glove on Arse this half? (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:04:39, 01 Nov
  • Macho man in goals for Liverpool? (0 replies) - chelseaboyo - 18:04:06, 01 Nov
  • Hate to say it but we are miles off this intensity, we wouldnt survive 30 mins of this match (3 replies) - bluemikey - 18:03:23, 01 Nov
  • This Jacquet guy is the centre back we needed .... (1 replies) - CCVoiceOfReason - 18:01:58, 01 Nov
  • If you played the arse in body painted colours they'd be lost (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 17:59:30, 01 Nov
  • Oh dear RIP Ciara, Irish runner (1 replies) - London is only Blue - 17:53:10, 01 Nov
  • arsenals amazing spring loaded shirts....go to ground at the merest of touches (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 17:49:57, 01 Nov
  • Arsenal defending well , hate to see it (4 replies) - MBLUE - 17:43:28, 01 Nov
  • Why do I actively want the verm!n to score. What a disaster (2 replies) - BlueRattled - 17:41:21, 01 Nov
  • Havertz is a Donkey, first thought is to foul the opposition. (1 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 17:40:01, 01 Nov
  • Why the interest in hairstyles (0 replies) - MickyDroys Minder - 17:38:37, 01 Nov
  • PL games tend to let more go now, the little bumps etc are ignored and play on .... (0 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 17:37:59, 01 Nov
  • Gabriel and the ref all jokey and pally in the tunnel . Lovely to see ! .... (5 replies) - LarryDavid - 17:35:00, 01 Nov
  • Btw its a red card as well as a pen (0 replies) - Tuscanblue - 17:33:59, 01 Nov
  • Can't understand why Isaak didn't appeal for a pen. Very un-scouse .... (13 replies) - Brompton Road Blue - 17:25:58, 01 Nov
  • Arse win and we stay ahead of Liverpool, has me wanting Arse to win: DOCTOR! (7 replies) - bluelinc - 17:25:47, 01 Nov
  • If its a bookable offence to wave an imaginary yellow card why is not the same .... (0 replies) - Chelsea Del - 17:25:44, 01 Nov
  • Arteta needs a trip to the vets. (0 replies) - BlueRattled - 17:22:57, 01 Nov
  • Almost impossible to decide which team you dont want to win. (3 replies) - katk - 17:22:04, 01 Nov
  • Fark off Arsenal. Detest the berkshire hunts (2 replies) - MHL13 - 17:21:24, 01 Nov
  • Faking horrible match. Both sides diving and whining non stop (3 replies) - Butch - 17:18:34, 01 Nov
  • RIP Steve .... (5 replies) - Topcat - 17:18:10, 01 Nov
  • Neville commentating like a nervous Gooner (0 replies) - LarryDavid - 17:17:20, 01 Nov
  • McAllister is farking rubbish. (3 replies) - Better Call Saul - 17:14:38, 01 Nov
  • Unpopular opinion here but if one team has to win this I hope its Arse .... (2 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 17:12:22, 01 Nov
  • How come all Arsenal players are allowed to dispute every decision that goes against them .... (4 replies) - Persil - 17:11:11, 01 Nov
  • Apparently Aresenal players were told shirt pulling is allowed (0 replies) - MBLUE - 17:10:46, 01 Nov
  • Havertz must have a very low pain threshold, the way he rolls about on the floor .... (0 replies) - ★ Far Cry Toff - 17:08:17, 01 Nov
  • Lots of snide little tugs by the goons (1 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 17:07:21, 01 Nov
  • Liverpool fans must hold the record for penalty appeals per game (2 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 17:07:02, 01 Nov
  • Var is a scandal that shirt pull cannot be clearer (2 replies) - Tuscanblue - 17:05:47, 01 Nov
  • That is at least 1 pen for shirt pulling Arse got away with! (0 replies) - SpecialOne - 17:05:47, 01 Nov
  • A draw the best result here. (5 replies) - busterjug - 17:03:58, 01 Nov
  • Glimpsed the tv, Arsenal player screaming, shouting and celebration thought it was 2 nil, no he made a tackle! .... (1 replies) - Silicon Steve - 17:02:36, 01 Nov
  • Why are Arsenal allowed to pull opponents shirts .... (3 replies) - Real Social Dad - 17:02:13, 01 Nov
  • Ave it you Jambos!!! What a weekend!! (5 replies) - McCulto - 17:01:16, 01 Nov
  • How is this not a penalty? Gooners get away with alot of pulling (4 replies) - MBLUE - 17:00:44, 01 Nov
  • Tzolis back into form (4 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 16:56:32, 01 Nov
  • Kerkez is the scouse version of Gusto (2 replies) - MBLUE - 16:56:29, 01 Nov
  • Reflecting on yesterday, Im starting to think that Barco will turn out to be really okay. .... (4 replies) - Flywheel - 16:54:17, 01 Nov
  • Arteta MUST have compromising images of Howard Webb (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:54:15, 01 Nov
  • Obvious dive by Timber and the ref buys it (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:53:08, 01 Nov
  • Ridiculous ott self congratulatory reaction from Guimares to a tackle (0 replies) - Butch - 16:52:48, 01 Nov
  • Should be a pen for the shirt pull. Shouldnt have to go down (0 replies) - LarryDavid - 16:52:30, 01 Nov
  • That should have been a penalty for Liverpool shirley (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 16:51:59, 01 Nov
  • Havertz is class (8 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 16:51:32, 01 Nov
  • Havertz is a shocking cheat. Taught by Arteta (0 replies) - John Phillips - 16:51:15, 01 Nov
  • Apart from all thats wrong with PL football. With Arsenal it really feels like 1998-2003 again (0 replies) - John Phillips - 16:49:54, 01 Nov
  • Liverpool win better for us (3 replies) - MBLUE - 16:49:53, 01 Nov
  • VVD could have cleared it (3 replies) - MBLUE - 16:48:22, 01 Nov
  • Made in Chelsea that goal :-( Madueke to Rice to Havertz. (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 16:48:09, 01 Nov
  • Had to be that hampton wick. (0 replies) - bill55bill★ - 16:47:56, 01 Nov
  • twats 0 - 1 twats (1 replies) - onion bhaji - 16:47:17, 01 Nov
  • Arsenals play acting is 4ucking disgraceful (0 replies) - John Phillips - 16:45:57, 01 Nov
  • Poppy Day - absolute class Chelsea fc (0 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 16:39:38, 01 Nov
  • Win or draw in this one, I can't decide (4 replies) - Mj 24 - 16:35:54, 01 Nov
  • Gabriel should get a 3 match ban for that (1 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 16:34:53, 01 Nov
  • Cheating scumbag (0 replies) - LarryDavid - 16:34:40, 01 Nov
  • Well done ladies, just realised we are top of the league with a big GD!!! (1 replies) - London is only Blue - 16:34:19, 01 Nov
  • Give that man an OSCAR! (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 16:34:02, 01 Nov
  • What's worse - YNWA, or the fact thay they applaud themsleves after singing it? (4 replies) - Cross Eyed Newt - 16:30:26, 01 Nov
  • Mute (2 replies) - Cheshire blue - 16:27:33, 01 Nov
  • FT 6-0. Could have been double that (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 16:26:32, 01 Nov
  • impressed with dragoni (1 replies) - onion bhaji - 16:23:40, 01 Nov
  • we missed another! (5 replies) - onion bhaji - 16:10:52, 01 Nov
  • dragoni!! 6-0 (1 replies) - onion bhaji - 15:58:18, 01 Nov
  • When Aggie scored I expected another sympathy offside flag (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 15:52:13, 01 Nov
  • Terrible penalty by palmer yesterday, thank gawd it went in. .... (10 replies) - chelseaboyo - 15:48:59, 01 Nov
  • Slightly fortunate but 5-0 (2 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 15:48:59, 01 Nov
  • aggie!!!! 5-0 (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 15:48:59, 01 Nov
  • We should have a Chelsea Chat Traitors with Perillers as Claudia Winkelman. Participants to include: .... (12 replies) - Freo ★ - 15:35:39, 01 Nov
  • Oxford bags back in fashion? (1 replies) - MickyDroys Minder - 15:34:45, 01 Nov
  • See our youth team got dumped out of the messi cup in Miami by NOB (2 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 15:28:17, 01 Nov
  • saw report from simon Philips About estevao could it be true?? .... (3 replies) - WinATallCosts - 15:26:32, 01 Nov
  • More gossip linking us with Kounde. He has a Gusto/Fofana vibe today. Hopefully we avoid him. (3 replies) - Butch - 15:26:27, 01 Nov
  • maybe put aggie on for the 2nd half....see if she can get her season going (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 15:24:05, 01 Nov
  • hopefully its precautionary for lj but the james family are very unlucky (1 replies) - onion bhaji - 15:05:39, 01 Nov
  • Farking Hell!!! Lauren injured!!! (0 replies) - In The True Blue Blood - 15:04:44, 01 Nov
  • 16 players used by Celtic. Mhueka and Emenalo left on the bench (7 replies) - Butch - 15:03:19, 01 Nov
  • by the by, man c women won 1-0 at charlton (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 15:02:13, 01 Nov
  • What a weekend. If Carlsberg made perfect weekends .... a Chelsea/Falkirk .... (5 replies) - bairns - 15:01:36, 01 Nov
  • Imagine Mheuka and Emanalo will get recalled from Celtic in January to try loans elsewhere (1 replies) - Baba OBlue - 15:00:56, 01 Nov
  • Shame. That deserved a goal (1 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 14:52:37, 01 Nov
  • Essugo scores for Strasbourg. (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 14:50:48, 01 Nov
  • This could be double figures by the end. (0 replies) - bovis messroom - 14:50:04, 01 Nov
  • quack quack!!! 4-0 (1 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:49:54, 01 Nov
  • boooo, we missed a chance! (2 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:45:19, 01 Nov
  • ellie!!!! 3-0 (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:43:47, 01 Nov
  • Charlton absolutely abject (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 14:41:18, 01 Nov
  • quack!!!! 2-0 (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:40:57, 01 Nov
  • Bjorn!!!! (2 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:33:47, 01 Nov
  • I wonder how long it will take Citeh to realise they need to drop Fernandez if they are to regain their .... (7 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 14:27:51, 01 Nov
  • CFCW at charlton on bbc2, just about to start (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:24:40, 01 Nov
  • Celebrity Traitors .... (16 replies) - CFC 1970 - 14:13:44, 01 Nov
  • Said last season we should have gone for Verbruggen. Guess we've already filled our Brighton quota! (0 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 14:12:46, 01 Nov
  • Predictable ignorance on here about the protests elsewhere in Europe... .... (16 replies) - Avanti - 14:11:08, 01 Nov
  • Gittens is 22 , 0 league goals in close to 18 months since signing .... #transfers (10 replies) - bluepill - 12:32:51, 01 Nov
  • Another Fake event by Sky..... .... (4 replies) - Voltaire returns - 12:26:13, 01 Nov
  • If it was not for the so much .... (0 replies) - Muleya 1 - 12:24:07, 01 Nov
  • I hear Jamie Carragher has opened his gob again (4 replies) - Voltaire returns - 12:18:13, 01 Nov


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