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  • Dame Esther Rantzen RIP (4 replies) - Hertsblue - 19:01:47, 30 Sep
  • Lawyers help. Police bail and court bail different stuff .... (8 replies) - Tuscanblue - 18:37:58, 30 Sep
  • Was Man C verdict held back for the prolonged break PL games deliberate ? (5 replies) - Spot the Dog - 18:36:58, 30 Sep
  • The guy talks sense .... (1 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 18:22:43, 30 Sep
  • Chris Bird on Talksport earlier "City have irrefutable evidence that they've held back" Bit late now, .... (14 replies) - Silicon Steve - 18:11:18, 30 Sep
  • I'm starting to wonder if it would .... (3 replies) - blue in bath - 18:06:17, 30 Sep
  • Will the City Doriss be impacted by the fallout? (2 replies) - westcountryblue - 18:04:07, 30 Sep
  • City can only be expelled from the PL if 14 clubs vote for that. .... (16 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 17:55:19, 30 Sep
  • PM really concerned to lose city owners.......what a difference to how we were hung out .... (20 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 17:25:31, 30 Sep
  • The PM confirmed that Iran played a part in RAF Fairford incident .... (17 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 17:22:32, 30 Sep
  • Watching the Soriano video I am increasingly convinced that's a man protecting his .... (0 replies) - Fitzchiv - 17:17:16, 30 Sep
  • Have City paid us Enzo's transfer fee already, or might we lose it if their owners desert them? (4 replies) - Tambling5 - 17:16:25, 30 Sep
  • City ex-players and other staff all lining up to .... (1 replies) - MattNY - 17:14:04, 30 Sep
  • April? (3 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 17:13:18, 30 Sep
  • "City have done so much for the community of Manchester" .... (2 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 17:06:13, 30 Sep
  • Clearlake were legally obligated to self report. It wasn't a strategic decision .... (17 replies) - Up the Chels - 16:56:36, 30 Sep
  • Its going to be a great Christmas .... (0 replies) - JimmyJ - 16:53:17, 30 Sep
  • UAE not having the greatest week (0 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 16:40:54, 30 Sep
  • For a decade it seemed few in football could say Pep without adding 'greatest manager ever' first... (6 replies) - JimmyJ - 16:30:51, 30 Sep
  • Good luck playing for a big club Enzo .... (3 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 16:12:36, 30 Sep
  • If ever I needed a reminder why I try and limit my trips to London to a few times .... (5 replies) - Fitzchiv - 16:12:23, 30 Sep
  • Day 2 of being guilty? Have the UAE closed their Embassy and Expelled our ambassador yet?? (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 16:04:04, 30 Sep
  • All Chelsea FC fans should be very grateful to Blueco, they fukkin saved our ass. I cant .... (16 replies) - BornAblue - 15:42:07, 30 Sep
  • Do you reckon City gave any sort of hint to the bald snake about the impending crisis? .... (6 replies) - RatusRatus - 15:40:29, 30 Sep
  • So city is going to be banned from UEFA champions League? .... (2 replies) - Terminator777 - 15:35:01, 30 Sep
  • Is that Haaland wants to go to Chelsea thing below a arthur bliss take ? (1 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 15:32:46, 30 Sep
  • Possible that the Football Regulator may deem the current owners unfit to own City .... (7 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 15:00:03, 30 Sep
  • Fans with the Icelandic clap followed by "cheats" could be quite effective this season .... (3 replies) - Alec Busheel - 14:51:00, 30 Sep
  • If players are bought on the never never who do they actually belong to if the buying club .... (1 replies) - Persil - 14:45:41, 30 Sep
  • All the wriggling and dissembling can't disguise that whatever needs fiddling Abu Dhabi do .... (4 replies) - Avanti - 14:40:35, 30 Sep
  • This is an aspect I hadn't considered. City owe other clubs huge amounts for transfers .... (4 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 14:14:12, 30 Sep
  • What is Ferran Soriano whispering here? .... (8 replies) - SC Blues - 14:08:45, 30 Sep
  • from what I've skimmed through, emails coming from City are pretty black and white .... (10 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 14:07:19, 30 Sep
  • I feel compassion for City right now (2 replies) - bluepill - 14:07:04, 30 Sep
  • Shirley city have still been shaming it since 2018. .... (1 replies) - chelseaboyo - 13:50:14, 30 Sep
  • Peps been slipped a few more quid to put this out .... (10 replies) - LarryDavid - 13:44:33, 30 Sep
  • City owe us compensation. (2 replies) - BigBadAndBlue - 13:23:37, 30 Sep
  • Ouch .... (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 13:05:46, 30 Sep
  • Today's SCORE par 2 mustard > 2 veg > 4 veg > 5 veg. (1 replies) - nipper ★ - 12:48:04, 30 Sep
  • Groundhog years, City appeal, January transfer window, new stadium, summer transfer window :-( (2 replies) - Silicon Steve - 12:35:39, 30 Sep
  • That israeli plane story is nuts. Apparently one of the passengers was a British pilot .... #politics (6 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 12:30:07, 30 Sep
  • Making one post on here to laugh at Dan Roan and hope he's having a terrible day. .... (0 replies) - leftback in changing room - 12:26:42, 30 Sep
  • Aki's funeral is tomorrow and for anyone interested I have linked details (hopefully it works). .... (11 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 12:25:47, 30 Sep
  • Fernandez joining Shifty. .... (1 replies) - Persil - 12:18:27, 30 Sep
  • If City don't appeal by Friday then they can only appeal the punishment right? (13 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 12:14:55, 30 Sep
  • Oh, and I wonder who Enzo M is having conversations .... (1 replies) - MattNY - 12:12:41, 30 Sep
  • All 19 other PL teams should refuse to play City .... (5 replies) - GEEWIZZ - 12:12:12, 30 Sep
  • Apologies if already discussed, but would not Man C .... (12 replies) - MattNY - 12:10:11, 30 Sep
  • Will be interesting to see the impact on this season from now on .... (8 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 12:08:58, 30 Sep
  • Second FlyDubai plane diverted back (0 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 12:08:26, 30 Sep
  • a song for City?.... .... #music (3 replies) - onion bhaji - 12:06:33, 30 Sep
  • Dear Enzos .... (4 replies) - Teabar - 12:02:51, 30 Sep
  • I think, seeing as we have just taken our medicine and won't have been.... .... (5 replies) - Blue Memories - 11:55:20, 30 Sep
  • Pep.... .... (0 replies) - Persil - 11:52:42, 30 Sep
  • Surely the cooking of the books has only increased between 2019 to? .... (3 replies) - LarryDavid - 11:50:57, 30 Sep
  • Interesting listening to Sky this morning.... .... (4 replies) - Blue Memories - 11:36:14, 30 Sep
  • Liverpool away cup ticket for my son only £5. Sweet. (0 replies) - SW6 1HS - 11:35:01, 30 Sep
  • A pilot has been stabbed, possibly by another pilot (17 replies) - SW6 1HS - 11:33:35, 30 Sep
  • This dude nailed it back in 2022 about City (4 replies) - BigBadAndBlue - 11:33:07, 30 Sep
  • Remember Uncle Kens mystery owners in Monaco, Jersey, Cayman, Gibralter... .... (0 replies) - Dave - 11:31:44, 30 Sep
  • They will get a transfer ban and huge fine; that will be it (8 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 11:30:41, 30 Sep
  • I'm looking at the Squad Cost Management Protocol for Leagues 1 and 2 .... (2 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 11:07:49, 30 Sep
  • My love for football is on the floor generally.Money is killing sport. Athletes cheat, boxers .... (1 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 11:01:59, 30 Sep
  • Any retrospective title/trophy awards will be nothing to the teams given them. Obvs the Goons .... (2 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 10:58:10, 30 Sep
  • Laughed hard at this .... (1 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 10:56:49, 30 Sep
  • I wonder if anyone who has been a really fierce critic of Clearlake and a huge admirer of Roman .... (39 replies) - Persil - 10:44:49, 30 Sep
  • Arf .... (1 replies) - Vialli Nove - 10:42:25, 30 Sep
  • Conchester Shitty works for me...amongst others!! # (5 replies) - nipper ★ - 10:38:18, 30 Sep
  • Frankly its weird how many "but what about Chelsea" comments Ive seen online over the past 24 hours. (13 replies) - JonnyGutteridge - 10:21:53, 30 Sep
  • Sponsors standing by Citeh. Quelle surprise!! As i mentioned yday the Revolut deal looks well dodgy .... (4 replies) - Blue Harvs - 10:21:47, 30 Sep
  • Where does this leave New York City FC ? Surely they're up to the eyeballs in it ? (5 replies) - Dave - 09:59:13, 30 Sep
  • Weve just passed the halfway point of the 3 week break! Looking forward to .... (5 replies) - Butch - 09:50:14, 30 Sep
  • People forget, or don't know, we placed top 4 in the Deloitte Football Money table twice before Roman .... (1 replies) - ReverendJim - 09:39:35, 30 Sep
  • So that I'm prepared for any 'discussions' with bitter rival Chunts..... .... #politics (17 replies) - Blue Memories - 09:30:03, 30 Sep
  • Don't forget, the £900m has to be adjusted for football inflation, so the real .... (3 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 09:25:01, 30 Sep
  • Cheeky bid for Haaland? (2 replies) - Romans Soldier - 09:24:52, 30 Sep
  • City case will drag on for years until most of us have forgotten or no longer around .... (7 replies) - BangkokBlue - 09:19:52, 30 Sep
  • How many European clubs could City entice to join an Abu Dhabi sponsored super league? .... (6 replies) - Invictus - 09:15:44, 30 Sep
  • I have a cookies box popping up on chat whenever I click on a post. Can't see the entire .... (5 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 09:14:06, 30 Sep
  • Freo Jr is visiting his Sheffield based client today. It amuses him to visit on a Wednesday. .... (7 replies) - Freo ★ - 09:08:46, 30 Sep
  • Is the assertion FFP was introduced by "the big clubs" to protect the status quo at all valid? (7 replies) - God Is ODJ - 08:47:51, 30 Sep
  • Citeh were informed about a guilty verdict being reached in July according to ESPN .... (4 replies) - Blue Harvs - 08:43:12, 30 Sep
  • Along the false accounting line in the City case .... (6 replies) - Deco and the Bunnymen - 08:31:39, 30 Sep
  • City in the Isthmian League North next season? .... (3 replies) - Romans Soldier - 08:27:08, 30 Sep
  • Cant see how City can exist as they currently are .... (3 replies) - John Phillips - 07:49:37, 30 Sep
  • BBC article on "City - what happens next?" includes this "This differs from Chelsea's case .... (11 replies) - God Is ODJ - 07:40:28, 30 Sep
  • Everyone is missing a bit of empathy for Man City .... (9 replies) - JimmyJ - 07:37:03, 30 Sep
  • A serious mistake .... (5 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 06:14:08, 30 Sep
  • up the gooners, up the red devils, up the scousers .... (7 replies) - Spense - 05:28:38, 30 Sep
  • Happt to see the rave reviews on Lavias performance for Belgium .... (0 replies) - mff ★ - 05:19:58, 30 Sep
  • Not over keen to throw my 2 penny worth in on the Man City situation.. .... (4 replies) - Voltaire returns - 04:48:06, 30 Sep
  • This is believable, I know it comes from David Bernstein. .... (0 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 04:38:05, 30 Sep
  • Bangkok Flood Day 5 .... (0 replies) - Voltaire returns - 04:37:40, 30 Sep
  • No Oscar .... (1 replies) - RON - 03:59:07, 30 Sep
  • Leadership and Game Management .... (0 replies) - RON - 03:51:05, 30 Sep
  • That City 100m kid should have signed for us .... (0 replies) - lablublu - 01:38:34, 30 Sep
  • I am not assuming City will lose their appeal. "It aint over until the Fatwa Lady sings" (2 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 00:23:34, 30 Sep
  • Here is the Der Spiegel article from 2022 that explains what it's all about..... .... (0 replies) - tapas - 00:19:01, 30 Sep
  • Anyway, imo City should definitely have the triple lock removed................ .... (1 replies) - Bluemonday - 00:09:00, 30 Sep
  • I do hope we cashed the cheque for Enzo F. Really puts .... (1 replies) - MattNY - 23:53:49, 29 Sep
  • The word sham used in the PL statement .... (4 replies) - Magic Hat - 23:51:42, 29 Sep
  • So Everton got a 6 point deduction, following appeal, for £19.5 million. So upscaling that to £900 million .... (2 replies) - ReverendJim - 23:15:34, 29 Sep
  • On what basis did City win their appeal with uefa when it went to CAS? (12 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 23:10:49, 29 Sep
  • The more that comes out about City, the more you think their position in the whole .... (6 replies) - Butch - 23:02:26, 29 Sep
  • Something that's not been said yet I don't think, is this City thing if true means a lot .... (11 replies) - Fitzchiv - 22:59:52, 29 Sep
  • So it seems that Man Citys argument is that the money UAE paid Man City sponsors, .... (0 replies) - tapas - 22:53:37, 29 Sep
  • Ref Man City (3 replies) - gary stanley - 22:39:57, 29 Sep
  • I'd forgotten that Man City were previously banned from the CL for two years but got it overturned. (0 replies) - Ricardinho - 22:32:14, 29 Sep
  • Why the fark are we even mentioned in these discussions, annoys me .... (1 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 22:16:31, 29 Sep
  • Everton's appeal against their 10 point deduction took 3 months. The City case .... (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 22:06:47, 29 Sep
  • Now if similar charges to those levelled against Man City can be levelled against .... (0 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 21:53:47, 29 Sep
  • Arf. City fan on the radio comparing them to the Suffragettes and those at .... (5 replies) - Persil - 21:51:21, 29 Sep
  • Hope this short shows up .... (1 replies) - London is only Blue - 21:45:41, 29 Sep
  • Luckily for the two Enzos, they went to a proper club... (3 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 21:45:17, 29 Sep
  • How do you watch the England games in the US .... (3 replies) - The Les Fridge fan club - 21:42:52, 29 Sep
  • Cloughie knew .... (0 replies) - SW6 1HS - 21:35:29, 29 Sep
  • Is this true? If so City are even more screwed .... (11 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 21:34:51, 29 Sep
  • Just the four Cobham grads in the team. None of whom play for us ;-( (6 replies) - Ricardinho - 21:31:01, 29 Sep
  • What will be the effect of putting vasulin on? (3 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 21:27:11, 29 Sep
  • Gonna White .... (1 replies) - OneCole1927 - 21:26:28, 29 Sep
  • Nice dummy from Rogers there (1 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 21:15:35, 29 Sep
  • Kane's probably going to get to 100 goals for England, which would be phenomenal (0 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 21:14:12, 29 Sep
  • How the hell do we manage to make Eze look like prime time Ronaldinho every time we play him .... (0 replies) - westcountryblue - 21:13:34, 29 Sep
  • Watching England-no thanks as darts is on (0 replies) - Stockwell north stand - 21:12:37, 29 Sep
  • Embarrassing .... (0 replies) - OneCole1927 - 21:09:16, 29 Sep
  • Apparently City were told they had been found guilty in July? .... (8 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 21:09:00, 29 Sep
  • A single false allegation? I doubt it. Soriano speaks .... (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 21:05:18, 29 Sep
  • Rogers not having an excellent game . Not the only one (2 replies) - Tuscanblue - 21:00:22, 29 Sep
  • Watching the GBBO and the very weird way that Nigella eats.....Mrs. Persil " it's not very .... (8 replies) - Persil - 20:56:56, 29 Sep
  • Lewis Hall missed a good chance there. Seem to remember he came very close .... (0 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 20:56:14, 29 Sep
  • Saka's output reminds me of Sterlings. (5 replies) - Butch - 20:55:21, 29 Sep
  • England 1-0 up, Gordon goalscorer (1 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 20:51:35, 29 Sep
  • MRI tomorrow. Scheduled for a microdiscectomy and spinal decompression on Tuesday. .... (24 replies) - ReverendJim - 20:41:00, 29 Sep
  • I'd love to see a money trail for the Savinho signing for Spurs #transfers (7 replies) - Butch - 20:40:58, 29 Sep
  • Anyway, #music .... (1 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 20:39:00, 29 Sep
  • Moss Side Kebabs 10m a year sponsorship always looked off, just like their sish! (0 replies) - Silicon Steve - 20:38:39, 29 Sep
  • Clearly the real repercussions for Shifty are still a long way off but I am going to .... (0 replies) - Persil - 20:34:55, 29 Sep
  • Saka and TAA showing exactly how tomtit they are. .... (2 replies) - IoW blue - 20:34:28, 29 Sep
  • Well thats 45 minutes of my life wasted (2 replies) - westcountryblue - 20:33:37, 29 Sep
  • So the 900m is just the inflated sponsorship, additional payments to players and .... (0 replies) - WSL is louder than MHL - 20:31:21, 29 Sep
  • Czechs diving and holding their faces after barely being touched (1 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 20:30:00, 29 Sep
  • Some City witnesses accused of having false .... (2 replies) - JimmyFloydBottleBank - 20:28:45, 29 Sep
  • I think we should put in a cheeky bid for Haaland and Anderson in January. (0 replies) - BigBadAndBlue - 20:22:15, 29 Sep
  • Any developments regarding stadium? (4 replies) - Phobia - 20:16:09, 29 Sep
  • Tuchel got it wrong .... (9 replies) - OneCole1927 - 20:12:33, 29 Sep
  • Czech Republic down to 10 men:) (1 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 20:12:11, 29 Sep
  • Clear red that (3 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 20:11:07, 29 Sep
  • City needs to be demoted to League 1. (5 replies) - BigBadAndBlue - 20:06:01, 29 Sep
  • Every Transfer Is Hooky Arab Dealing - Etihad (0 replies) - SC Blues - 19:54:03, 29 Sep
  • Mourinho was right again! .... (0 replies) - ZenBlue - 19:49:57, 29 Sep
  • Didn't know this. It was the German newspaper 'Der Spiegel' (The Mirror) .... (11 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 19:47:21, 29 Sep
  • Looking forward to the next interview by the snake maresca (2 replies) - oldboy - 19:37:36, 29 Sep
  • Imagine if City win the league. Fuk! (3 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 19:36:21, 29 Sep
  • So, is comical Ali in charge now at city? .... (2 replies) - chelseaboyo - 19:34:56, 29 Sep
  • These terrorists were more like the trotters picking up fuel .... (34 replies) - Tuscanblue - 19:27:24, 29 Sep
  • Liverpool vs City .... (1 replies) - busterjug - 19:25:21, 29 Sep
  • Shouldn't there be other clubs who also need to be looked into with all the fallout .... (3 replies) - Persil - 19:24:37, 29 Sep
  • I have so much joy in my heart tonight. Cobra and King Cobra will be feeling the heat! .... (0 replies) - nottodayokay - 19:14:02, 29 Sep
  • Two extreme positions on the same matter. I do wonder what's behind .... (6 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 19:08:43, 29 Sep


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