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  • City look like they have already accepted relegation. (0 replies) - Mj 24 - 20:30:29, 07 Nov
  • Commentator didnt know Notts Co had won - poor (2 replies) - John Phillips - 20:18:06, 07 Nov
  • Snake is garbage. I called it at the beginning of the season. He's the biggest fraud ever. AVB like... (1 replies) - JTforever - 20:13:55, 07 Nov
  • The JT slip (0 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 20:13:28, 07 Nov
  • City on a great run. Keep it up Snake (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:09:25, 07 Nov
  • 2nd spot is not out of the question (0 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 20:08:40, 07 Nov
  • Enzo leaving his partner to do all the running, quel surprise (0 replies) - BLUE BLOOD BROTHER - 20:07:12, 07 Nov
  • That fog in the FA Cup game reminded me of this story from The Bridge v Charlton. .... (3 replies) - BullfrogBlues - 19:51:38, 07 Nov
  • Never realised that Delap could hit the ball like that with both feet (4 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 19:48:21, 07 Nov
  • "He painted Salfords smokey Tops!!'... (2 replies) - BB10 - 19:47:53, 07 Nov
  • Another gone - RIP Television's Richard Lloyd #music .... (5 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 19:45:12, 07 Nov
  • Anyone going up to Sunderland today or staying over tomorrow night, I thoroughly recommend .... (3 replies) - Bluemonday - 19:42:56, 07 Nov
  • Nico and Delap sticking the knife in the snake. Great to see. Joao Pedro to do the same when .... (0 replies) - Made in SW9 - 19:41:05, 07 Nov
  • How is the Alty game still being played in thy fog? Lol .... (1 replies) - The Liquidator - 19:40:27, 07 Nov
  • Enzo Maresca did it .... (0 replies) - Letsgochelsea9 - 19:38:43, 07 Nov
  • Just saw the City result.....AARRRRFFFF!!!!! Useless bald fraud of a manager. (0 replies) - In The True Blue Blood - 19:38:18, 07 Nov
  • Temu Pep. (1 replies) - ZenBlue - 19:36:33, 07 Nov
  • When we got city ;-) (4 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 19:30:17, 07 Nov
  • Delap deserved his MOM today, at least we saw a player in there .... (0 replies) - bluelinc - 19:28:58, 07 Nov
  • Blimey, just look at the fog in the FA Cup Altrincham v Notts County (3 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 19:28:00, 07 Nov
  • fuk off enzo x2 (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 19:27:20, 07 Nov
  • Might not need any points deductions for City to be relegated at this rate (0 replies) - Under the Bridge - 19:27:14, 07 Nov
  • Delap's like Werner, most wish them well as they're harmless. BTW Werner plays for our local .... (5 replies) - Silicon Steve - 19:25:28, 07 Nov
  • 80% possession and lost. Really hope this season is the end of the dull tikitaka fad. (3 replies) - Under the Bridge - 19:24:42, 07 Nov
  • Man U are in the relegation zone. (1 replies) - Ricardinho - 19:24:37, 07 Nov
  • There is a lot of evidence against this view but I do .... (11 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 19:19:08, 07 Nov
  • Marescaball at its finest. 2 goals behind and stroking it from side to side! (1 replies) - Scottsdale Blue - 19:17:11, 07 Nov
  • City have been double Enzod. Was only a matter of time (0 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 19:16:53, 07 Nov
  • Dear Delap, i take back every mean word i ever uttered about you. (0 replies) - BigBadAndBlue - 19:15:23, 07 Nov
  • We should never have sold delap,i knew he'd come good .... (3 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 19:14:51, 07 Nov
  • if it stays this way its a result that would be celebrated all over the country (6 replies) - onion bhaji - 19:14:15, 07 Nov
  • Delap has some of the sweetest strikes of a football (1 replies) - nottodayokay - 19:14:08, 07 Nov
  • Citeh wearing our Rothmans kit (2 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 19:12:33, 07 Nov
  • Its weird how I actually want Delap and Jackson to do well and get happy when they score, .... (6 replies) - MBLUE - 19:11:41, 07 Nov
  • Which mud flat was it talking about City's 'mesmerising' forward play when they lost .... (1 replies) - Fitzchiv - 19:11:08, 07 Nov
  • EnzoF hooked off after ducking out of the central midfield battle again (0 replies) - LarryDavid - 19:10:10, 07 Nov
  • How can they be 3-1 down with world class Fernandez in the team? (1 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 19:09:59, 07 Nov
  • Poor Noel, he was bigging up both Enzo's early doors. (0 replies) - Silicon Steve - 19:09:42, 07 Nov
  • He effed up joining City, needs to eat that pie, Fernández (0 replies) - Brahms and Liszt - 19:09:16, 07 Nov
  • If Delap could do that consistently, he'd be Kane's successor, no question. (6 replies) - MattNY - 19:09:07, 07 Nov
  • banana bantz berkshire huntz # (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 19:08:23, 07 Nov
  • Every donkey has its day they said .... (2 replies) - Mark Twain - 19:07:30, 07 Nov
  • I bet our useless lot don't have a buy back on Delap, happy for him! (6 replies) - Silicon Steve - 19:07:08, 07 Nov
  • Ricket again, Ricket again, Ricket again Ole Ole .... (3 replies) - Papa Elf - 19:06:47, 07 Nov
  • He never once looked like doing that for us lol (3 replies) - Johnny Tabasco - 19:06:30, 07 Nov
  • Where was this Delap last season? (0 replies) - mikirol50 - 19:06:24, 07 Nov
  • Who is the player wearing Delap's shirt? (0 replies) - Freo ★ - 19:06:21, 07 Nov
  • Delap x 2great goals !!! For forest (0 replies) - wishicudbcfcmanageress - 19:06:17, 07 Nov
  • That delap looks a good prospect (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 19:06:12, 07 Nov
  • Great brace from Delap against the manager who ruined him. (1 replies) - Fitzchiv - 19:06:04, 07 Nov
  • Brilliant from Delap, (2 replies) - Backinthedhss - 19:05:29, 07 Nov
  • Ref's doing all right IMO. (0 replies) - MattNY - 19:05:16, 07 Nov
  • Delap Ricket (0 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 19:05:07, 07 Nov
  • Man of the Match performance from Delap. Delighted for him (0 replies) - Gazzad - 19:05:05, 07 Nov
  • Smashing! (0 replies) - Ceteris Paribus - 19:05:04, 07 Nov
  • Forest might get a draw now (0 replies) - LarryDavid - 19:04:59, 07 Nov
  • Wow, what a cattle trucking goal! (0 replies) - bill55bill★ - 19:04:59, 07 Nov
  • Ricket!!! .... (0 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 19:04:56, 07 Nov
  • smash it liam x2!!!! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 19:04:39, 07 Nov
  • cattle trucking yes!!!!!!! (0 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 19:04:15, 07 Nov
  • Delap on fire! Great assist by gibbs white (0 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 19:04:15, 07 Nov
  • LOL (0 replies) - LarryDavid - 19:04:13, 07 Nov
  • Delap a thorn in Maresca's side lol (0 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 19:04:11, 07 Nov
  • How far are we into the appeal period etc for City now? Their fans are having a .... (12 replies) - Fitzchiv - 18:45:27, 07 Nov
  • Nice connection (1 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 18:42:49, 07 Nov
  • Off the lip for a hole in one on Wordle today. 4 veg > 5 veg (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 18:41:55, 07 Nov
  • Didnt take long until we saw Marescas panic half time subs. Happened so regularly here .... (2 replies) - ConnaT93 - 18:35:55, 07 Nov
  • Happy Diwali the light festival my fellow blues. .... (3 replies) - chella kutti chelsea - 18:35:29, 07 Nov
  • I'm really not getting the snake narrative. Didn't you all want him out? (30 replies) - bigmidget - 18:30:22, 07 Nov
  • That kid Delap looks a decent striker ;) (1 replies) - bluelinc - 18:22:39, 07 Nov
  • Right there on Murillo's arm, I'd let play go on. .... (0 replies) - MattNY - 18:15:37, 07 Nov
  • Something about Ndiaye I don't like ... snarky (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 18:14:30, 07 Nov
  • Sick of Premier League players diving, exagerating and cheating. They all do it (4 replies) - Butch - 18:12:43, 07 Nov
  • He dont half start well that Maresca (not watching) (0 replies) - John Phillips - 18:11:24, 07 Nov
  • Enzo suddenly remembering they are losing 2-0 .... (0 replies) - bill55bill★ - 18:08:56, 07 Nov
  • He has to take off either Cherki or Enzo at halftime (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 18:08:18, 07 Nov
  • City neither proactive or reactive now. Ah yes, I remember (2 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 18:05:14, 07 Nov
  • Poor old Diet Pep being found out already .... (1 replies) - CobhamBlue - 18:04:55, 07 Nov
  • I was one of the people who thought Donnarruma would be a good .... (2 replies) - MattNY - 18:04:27, 07 Nov
  • Why are City playing in a Chelsea kit? (0 replies) - Spring Heeled Jim - 18:04:09, 07 Nov
  • I take it that Tapas is on Fernandezwatch for CC. (5 replies) - Silicon Steve - 18:02:16, 07 Nov
  • I didn't know that Eidur's son - Andri - is playing for Blackburn. And doing very well. (2 replies) - Ricardinho - 17:57:29, 07 Nov
  • It just stings so much seeing Maresca, that managerial .... (0 replies) - MattNY - 17:55:50, 07 Nov
  • Not sure why Guehi was called for Engalnd team, he's been terrible (5 replies) - MBLUE - 17:55:30, 07 Nov
  • Ha Man United now in bottom 3 and play Villa tomorrow' (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 17:55:29, 07 Nov
  • Alan Smith on Coms, "It's rare you see City in disarray" but .... (5 replies) - des-alley - 17:54:39, 07 Nov
  • Maresca putting his own imprint on City now. Turgid and .... (1 replies) - Winch - 17:53:40, 07 Nov
  • So obvious Maresca just needed to spend more time with the City players before he made his mark .... (2 replies) - Johnny Tabasco - 17:53:28, 07 Nov
  • Cheaters managed by a snake (0 replies) - MBLUE - 17:53:01, 07 Nov
  • That's the sort of goal he got for Ipswich and what he couldn't do for us due to the way we .... (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 17:52:55, 07 Nov
  • lol was just about to post why on earth would you start Delap, 1 goal in 7 starts before today (1 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 17:52:25, 07 Nov
  • Cracking goal tbf. Just shows up the tippy tappy slow football up (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 17:52:04, 07 Nov
  • smash it liam! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 17:50:59, 07 Nov
  • The bricklayer has just scored a decent goal for Nott Forest (0 replies) - Brahms and Liszt - 17:50:48, 07 Nov
  • Lovely goal by Delap (0 replies) - Butch - 17:50:41, 07 Nov
  • Delap scores for Forest, now 2-0 up (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 17:50:33, 07 Nov
  • Forest got a bargain what a goal (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 17:50:20, 07 Nov
  • Delap actually scores a goal 2-0 forest (0 replies) - des-alley - 17:50:20, 07 Nov
  • Wow (0 replies) - Tuchel To Be True - 17:50:20, 07 Nov
  • Delap 2/0 , good effort (0 replies) - MBLUE - 17:50:19, 07 Nov
  • Wow. Delap scores (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 17:50:16, 07 Nov
  • A Gibbs-White hattrick now would make things interesting (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 17:41:05, 07 Nov
  • Enjoy the football league Maressa and Fernandez .... (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 17:39:24, 07 Nov
  • The Maresca effect is hitting home (2 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 17:38:38, 07 Nov
  • Forest 1-0 up (3 replies) - des-alley - 17:37:59, 07 Nov
  • Can youuuuuuuu hear me chicken ;-) (0 replies) - Silicon Steve - 17:35:34, 07 Nov
  • Brum are top of the Championship and all done without the help of Wayne Rooney. (3 replies) - Silicon Steve - 17:13:31, 07 Nov
  • Arsenal have to be the most boring champions ever. (6 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 16:59:00, 07 Nov
  • Smug gooners on X saying that this is the chance for them to dominate .... (4 replies) - Cold Palmer - 16:57:57, 07 Nov
  • boring gooners...vile team (3 replies) - bluemonsieur - 16:53:38, 07 Nov
  • I only hope our record of just 15 goals conceded isn't equalled or beaten by this chunts. (5 replies) - In The True Blue Blood - 16:45:15, 07 Nov
  • 3-3 at Cardiff midweek 4-4 today (1 replies) - John Phillips - 16:42:35, 07 Nov
  • Lucy Bronze had an interesting game today - assist for the goal, hit the bar, scored .... (0 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 16:42:21, 07 Nov
  • spammers 2 down (1 replies) - onion bhaji - 16:39:48, 07 Nov
  • Bit inevitable that Arsenal goal. Wish there were more FA Cup games on but .... (0 replies) - John Phillips - 16:38:53, 07 Nov
  • Thats a pen .... (0 replies) - Stephen58 - 16:36:15, 07 Nov
  • Another keeper and another mistake ... goons 1 up (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 16:35:23, 07 Nov
  • Only just seen last night's highlights. How did Everton get away with it? (0 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 16:31:59, 07 Nov
  • Morrison is a good pundit isn't he (2 replies) - Dave - 16:23:22, 07 Nov
  • stick it in your penalty library arteta , you sad cattle truck (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 15:50:24, 07 Nov
  • Offside Havertz so no need to review pen in the first place. Well done everyone once again (3 replies) - John Phillips - 15:47:31, 07 Nov
  • Why stop the game, just tell the ref (0 replies) - elseychelsea - 15:47:16, 07 Nov
  • Ridiculous to even be looking at this on VAR, Havertz was already offside (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 15:46:55, 07 Nov
  • This ref is killing the Scotland all blacks game (2 replies) - chelseaboyo - 15:43:53, 07 Nov
  • I cant believe Brighton loaned brajan gruda to RB Leipzig with a buy option .... (4 replies) - josh 007 - 15:29:47, 07 Nov
  • awful result....pretty poor performance....as with mens team, a key player out is very noticeable (4 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:40:21, 07 Nov
  • Without Lauren our womens team are incredibly boring .... (1 replies) - Tuscanblue - 14:39:48, 07 Nov
  • How did Spudz beat us at the Bridge; they are proper pony (4 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 14:39:21, 07 Nov
  • Only reason City are top of WSL is they have a world class striker in Shaw and we .... (3 replies) - Brompton Road Blue - 14:39:10, 07 Nov
  • creative and attacking drop off without james is incredible (3 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:36:21, 07 Nov
  • Aggie standing offside there?? (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 14:35:29, 07 Nov
  • 4 minutes?!....should be 6 or 7 at least (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:33:43, 07 Nov
  • shoot! (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:31:22, 07 Nov
  • Phuuuuck off Tottenham (0 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 14:30:48, 07 Nov
  • Murmurs about Leeds coach - they are now 8th ffs - managers are getting sacked in November !! (2 replies) - John Phillips - 14:30:44, 07 Nov
  • 5 mins left and we take a minute to get set for a corner (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 14:30:20, 07 Nov
  • wtf!....leave mallard on ffs (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:27:08, 07 Nov
  • Missing LJ .... (0 replies) - chelsforlife - 14:26:31, 07 Nov
  • Spurs foul throw at PL level ! (0 replies) - John Phillips - 14:24:24, 07 Nov
  • Briefly dipped into the Leeds game - shocking standard (1 replies) - John Phillips - 14:23:15, 07 Nov
  • ref is rubbish (2 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:18:27, 07 Nov
  • Hair trigger lino ruining the lasses game v Everton (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 14:17:20, 07 Nov
  • Dirty 1-0 up (0 replies) - bezz - 14:12:20, 07 Nov
  • its too slow, too many sideways passes now (4 replies) - onion bhaji - 13:58:23, 07 Nov
  • Spuds are dirtier than Dirty (0 replies) - Unstuck in the Pyrenees - 13:56:37, 07 Nov
  • It's the lack of consistency in football, again. Regardless of who's playing. (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 13:46:03, 07 Nov
  • put dragoni on (4 replies) - onion bhaji - 13:33:53, 07 Nov
  • VAR in this country is a mess but far too many players ARE sent off (0 replies) - John Phillips - 13:24:16, 07 Nov
  • freak og... 1-1 (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 13:19:05, 07 Nov
  • Alonso should use the women's set piece coach. Another goal .... (0 replies) - Brompton Road Blue - 13:15:38, 07 Nov
  • baltimore!!!....1-0 (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 13:14:08, 07 Nov
  • Once again VAR in this country showing its not fit for purpose. (1 replies) - Gazzad - 13:11:22, 07 Nov
  • Clumsy as anything. Goes to put his left down to tackle with his right, but Tel hadn't moved .... (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 13:10:03, 07 Nov
  • Id be fuming if that wasnt given as a red against us (6 replies) - Bluewex - 13:09:11, 07 Nov
  • malard should be scoring from there (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 13:05:17, 07 Nov
  • Don't like Leeds or Tottenham, so hoping for a draw today:) (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 13:02:58, 07 Nov
  • excellent remembrance tribute at the womens match.....well done again Chelsea (3 replies) - onion bhaji - 12:46:33, 07 Nov
  • That's handball (10 replies) - Cheshire blue - 12:35:47, 07 Nov
  • Whilst Im happy Cole isnt selected I think Tuchel is a bit of a chunt because .... (14 replies) - tapas - 12:22:36, 07 Nov
  • This sticks in the throat, but Cmon Leeds (2 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 12:16:50, 07 Nov
  • Watching Big Match revisited; how good was Stan Bowles! Another flair player ostracised by an .... (8 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 12:10:01, 07 Nov
  • I was going to buy a ticket for the Kajagoogoo reunion concert, but they are.. .... (4 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 11:45:06, 07 Nov
  • So with no mens footie today I thought time to grace you with some Autumnal images .... (3 replies) - Baldfatlimey - 10:24:48, 07 Nov
  • After a flurry of Wordle pars and birdies all week and .... (5 replies) - MHL13 - 09:53:42, 07 Nov
  • All this "Jude" business is as vomit inducing as "Trent" (3 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 09:46:12, 07 Nov
  • Likely will be without caicedo tomorrow .... (7 replies) - oldboy - 09:40:37, 07 Nov
  • Just watched the full Tyson doc .. its up there what a fantastic watch ..unbelievable (3 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 09:20:37, 07 Nov
  • a player tells the manager to select his brother .... (9 replies) - MightyMike - 08:23:52, 07 Nov
  • Apologies if posted before. I think these fans are in Kenya? Hilarious! .... (4 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 07:03:08, 07 Nov
  • Regarding Palmer, I am flummoxed by all this aggro towards Tuchel .... (29 replies) - Magic Carpet - 00:08:21, 07 Nov
  • What a SHOCKER that the whole Australian team knew about sandpapergate... .... #cricket (6 replies) - Magic Carpet - 00:05:41, 07 Nov
  • Well a rarity but get to see our boy Palmer on Sunday and hopefully he is on it! (0 replies) - McCulto - 23:18:58, 06 Nov
  • channel 4 Sean lock (5 replies) - Bluemonday - 23:08:20, 06 Nov
  • KDH continues to show what a class player he is. Tyrique doing ok also (13 replies) - Butch - 21:43:15, 06 Nov
  • Good strike (1 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 21:40:53, 06 Nov
  • Thank you to the various people who recommended Colin from Accounts. .... (11 replies) - Ricardinho - 21:34:19, 06 Nov
  • "No conclusive evidence of handball"...other than a video of him slapping the ball into the net (1 replies) - AdamMHL - 21:29:47, 06 Nov
  • VAR has totally farked Coventry. 3 decisions goes beyond incompetence. .... (2 replies) - ReverendJim - 21:23:22, 06 Nov
  • Both scouse filth teams get it so easy with officials. Fs (1 replies) - BlueRattled - 21:23:08, 06 Nov
  • OK who jinxed it (0 replies) - geordiegirl - 21:21:41, 06 Nov
  • Thought it hit his hand? Officiating been awful this game (1 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:21:31, 06 Nov
  • Wahey ! (1 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 21:12:31, 06 Nov
  • So well deserved, on performance and horrible officiating terms (0 replies) - BlueRattled - 21:12:14, 06 Nov
  • Well deserved (0 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 21:11:04, 06 Nov
  • Massively deserved goal (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 21:10:56, 06 Nov
  • Another pen!! (1 replies) - BlueRattled - 21:07:28, 06 Nov
  • Hopefully that long haired Russell twunt gets bummed senseless (4 replies) - Papa Elf - 20:49:32, 06 Nov


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