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  • Three Lions .... (0 replies) - CFC 1970 - 12:23:54, 12 June
  • Katie thought to Q/Final of Queens:) shame BBC could not be bothered to show the match:( .... (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 12:22:12, 12 June
  • As underwhelming as the World Cup is, hopefully it will keep .... (1 replies) - Butch - 12:10:07, 12 June
  • Kane Williamson retires mid-series. #cricket (7 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 12:00:23, 12 June
  • RIP Kenny Jackett (7 replies) - Papa Elf - 11:31:19, 12 June
  • So, David Hockney's gorn (9 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 11:24:01, 12 June
  • Compared with the over the top goal celebrations .... (1 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 11:21:52, 12 June
  • The Transfer Window officially opens Monday 15th June .... (1 replies) - Hertsblue - 11:00:46, 12 June
  • And to thong the Government were giving it large about economic growth last month. (15 replies) - Chelsea Del - 10:54:37, 12 June
  • All those on here saying that Cucurella wants to leave, hang your head in shame. .... (12 replies) - Made in SW9 - 10:46:39, 12 June
  • Good luck Danien Duff .... (6 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 10:36:41, 12 June
  • Vans, Barons Court starts at 11am today so it may be on the Eyeplayer (3 replies) - nipper ★ - 10:33:47, 12 June
  • Really? I'd probably sell to be honest .... (7 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 10:02:36, 12 June
  • Can anyone point to a form guide for teams please .... (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 09:57:59, 12 June
  • Thought the Korea Czech game was a cracker and refereed brilliantly (3 replies) - Babacracka - 09:43:02, 12 June
  • 25 BC, highlights of the Mexico game for you, others can stay away. :) .... (4 replies) - Made in SW9 - 09:35:02, 12 June
  • Bogey on Wordle. 1 over for the week. .... (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 09:04:48, 12 June
  • Never knew what this tune was or where it came from... .... (1 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 08:35:39, 12 June
  • Do you see Jose coming for any of our players? .... (10 replies) - luca behind you - 06:39:15, 12 June
  • The greatest ever comeback in NBA finals history. Game 4: .... (2 replies) - Asger - 05:42:42, 12 June
  • I can see im going to get insomnia, wasnt interested in watching , woke .... (2 replies) - FamousCFC - 04:58:43, 12 June
  • You could be mistaken thinking you were watching Arsenal the way the Czech Republic play.. (0 replies) - Tucker - 04:43:31, 12 June
  • Im so glad SK are winning. Theyve been the more adventurous (3 replies) - Tucker - 04:40:34, 12 June
  • Tom Soucek unlucky to see a goal offside (he was) then Korea score at the other end. (0 replies) - Soames - 04:40:29, 12 June
  • 2-1 Kor (0 replies) - Soames - 04:38:52, 12 June
  • One each (3 replies) - Soames - 04:26:16, 12 June
  • Son misses at one end Czechs score at the other. (2 replies) - Soames - 04:19:41, 12 June
  • Czech one up. Great header.. (0 replies) - Tucker - 04:18:46, 12 June
  • Dunno if its excitement or the altitude, but the Czechs are .... (2 replies) - MattNY - 03:06:57, 12 June
  • All red for South Korea!. SK to win 2-1. (3 replies) - Tucker - 03:01:54, 12 June
  • Actually enjoyed that first game last night..... .... (4 replies) - Voltaire returns - 01:56:20, 12 June
  • Nobody interested in the World Cup I notice (6 replies) - Black Bull - 23:15:39, 11 June
  • Who is that refereeing "expert" that itv have employed? Spoke absolute rollocks to justify the .... (6 replies) - Cranny - 22:54:54, 11 June
  • He needs to set a time-table for his departure now, before the summer recess .... (3 replies) - Hertsblue - 22:48:50, 11 June
  • Saw a brilliant movie on Netflix called The Duke about the theft of the Goya in 1961 from the National Gallery .... (4 replies) - Sir Les Patterson - 22:48:07, 11 June
  • Apparently there were only four red cards at the whole of the last World Cup. (1 replies) - Ricardinho - 22:29:08, 11 June
  • Anyone up at 3am for korea? (3 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 22:28:07, 11 June
  • What is this woman's accent? I can't make it out. (1 replies) - Ricardinho - 22:24:31, 11 June
  • Good tournament opener this! .... #music (12 replies) - Made in SW9 - 22:01:26, 11 June
  • Cracking free kick routine there lads..... (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 22:00:48, 11 June
  • One of the worst free kicks ever :-) (0 replies) - mrtamblingman - 22:00:47, 11 June
  • Well they've got their talking points because .... (0 replies) - Ed Bell - 22:00:34, 11 June
  • This looks like a pub game, and not a good pub game. .... (4 replies) - twoobwoo - 21:59:21, 11 June
  • Stop arguing and sod off. .... (0 replies) - mrtamblingman - 21:59:18, 11 June
  • A non contact World Cup by the look of it (5 replies) - Hertsblue - 21:59:02, 11 June
  • I suppose you could say that was a goalscoring opportunity, but pretty harsh (2 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 21:59:00, 11 June
  • That is a yellow, surely? (1 replies) - Ricardinho - 21:58:40, 11 June
  • Ref thinks they will punish me if I dont give a red (3 replies) - John Phillips - 21:52:55, 11 June
  • Oh dear! Looked like an accident. No particular malice in it. .... (2 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:51:46, 11 June
  • They must have known i bet on 3-0 8( (0 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 21:51:16, 11 June
  • Third world football and refereeing (0 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 21:51:10, 11 June
  • That's a worse decision than any Prem refs ever pulled. Shocking (1 replies) - des-alley - 21:51:05, 11 June
  • Ridiculous (0 replies) - Ze Germans - 21:51:02, 11 June
  • Harsh red (2 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 21:50:30, 11 June
  • Meh. (0 replies) - mrtamblingman - 21:50:19, 11 June
  • Ludicrous red card. The Mexico player barged into the SA player (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:50:18, 11 June
  • Ooh a bit of singing. I expected the crowd to be lively at least! (0 replies) - Ricardinho - 21:48:18, 11 June
  • WHAAAAT ??!! (0 replies) - John Phillips - 21:47:12, 11 June
  • This borefest wont get interesting until the .... (1 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 21:41:17, 11 June
  • For the life of me I don't understand how that is a 'good tackle'. (6 replies) - mrtamblingman - 21:40:01, 11 June
  • Jimenez has gone back to Wolves? Didn't know that. Great that he's got his first WC goal, was .... (1 replies) - Wessex Blue - 21:39:57, 11 June
  • Will there be hydration breaks in Canada too? Pwopa momentum killer and .... (9 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 21:37:19, 11 June
  • South frica to score - result 2-1 and I get .... (0 replies) - starsky - 21:36:02, 11 June
  • A thing happened yay !!!! (0 replies) - John Phillips - 21:35:21, 11 June
  • Loving the mariachi music after each goal :) .... #music (0 replies) - Made in SW9 - 21:34:55, 11 June
  • Peasant football (0 replies) - John Phillips - 21:29:49, 11 June
  • How did this poor South African team qualify ahead of Nigeria in their group during qualifying? .... (2 replies) - mikirol50 - 21:27:51, 11 June
  • South Africa's number 13 really shouldn't sign up for an english team :-) (1 replies) - HDoT - 21:27:29, 11 June
  • Roberto Baggio in the stand making me feel very old. (0 replies) - boarders - 21:26:06, 11 June
  • The little interest there was in the game as a competition has now gone (2 replies) - John Phillips - 21:22:00, 11 June
  • Poor play but a player is through on goal and the commentator mumbles "useful pass" (0 replies) - John Phillips - 21:18:32, 11 June
  • Clever by Guti (1 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 21:17:51, 11 June
  • Toilet (1 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 21:16:49, 11 June
  • Stick your world cup up your arse, i have just been watching the best telly ever, .... (0 replies) - Bluemonday - 21:14:51, 11 June
  • Commentate on the game !!!!! (0 replies) - John Phillips - 21:13:29, 11 June
  • Who'll be watching the early morning game? (0 replies) - Cheshire blue - 21:09:02, 11 June
  • "Too straight" classic meaningless drivel. (3 replies) - God Is ODJ - 21:03:09, 11 June
  • Knowing Jose he'll definitely sign matheus .... (0 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 21:02:50, 11 June
  • The minutest of observations - No ball boys (1 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 20:57:52, 11 June
  • As mentioned a while back, every group game looks schit :-( (13 replies) - Ricardinho - 20:54:52, 11 June
  • The heat destroys the game but a bit tedious (4 replies) - Tuscanblue - 20:49:09, 11 June
  • This is now Coventry v Bolton (1 replies) - John Phillips - 20:47:34, 11 June
  • LIER on the ground (0 replies) - bluechas - 20:46:27, 11 June
  • We had a South African player on loan once Pierre Issa .... (4 replies) - Johnny Tabasco - 20:45:50, 11 June
  • For Roy Keane football is about energy (1 replies) - Mario stanic - 20:41:11, 11 June
  • Puyol and Rudi Voeller spotted in the crowd. (3 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 20:40:33, 11 June
  • Surprisingly little singing at this game? (1 replies) - Ricardinho - 20:36:11, 11 June
  • These hydration (advert) breaks are a momentum killer. .... (3 replies) - Ed Bell - 20:34:17, 11 June
  • Feels like Fulham v Sheffield Utd standard (3 replies) - John Phillips - 20:22:35, 11 June
  • They were saying on commentary that the Mexican president is unpopular - but .... #politics (3 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 20:21:19, 11 June
  • Was that a foul? Jeez (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 20:21:04, 11 June
  • Who was that Mexican player who had white boots and that silly signature trick? (3 replies) - Hellsinki blue - 20:17:51, 11 June
  • It's fixed!! )=. (0 replies) - Tambling5 - 20:17:39, 11 June
  • Playing out from the back bulltomtit. Whats with the ref camera? .... (1 replies) - mikirol50 - 20:17:34, 11 June
  • Farcking about at the back costs a team again! (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 20:17:17, 11 June
  • Bet our lot are looking at that keeper (1 replies) - Cheshire blue - 20:16:53, 11 June
  • Passing out from the back we certainly know that one (2 replies) - Vialli Nove - 20:15:52, 11 June
  • Love the mariachi music haha #music (0 replies) - Made in SW9 - 20:15:24, 11 June
  • pony and trap defending (0 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 20:15:20, 11 June
  • Play around the back , 1-0 (2 replies) - London is only Blue - 20:15:17, 11 June
  • Of course, the first World Cup goal comes from a screw up from playing it out from .... (0 replies) - Tyrone Shoelaces ★ - 20:15:11, 11 June
  • Sithole??? (4 replies) - Cacoethes - 20:05:45, 11 June
  • FIFA should put that Somalian referee on VAR duty for all the USA matches .... (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 20:05:23, 11 June
  • What with the pink boots (4 replies) - bluechas - 19:57:49, 11 June
  • The Stars and Stripes got a decent boo there I heard (0 replies) - Johnny Tabasco - 19:52:14, 11 June
  • What an awful generic song #music (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 19:51:36, 11 June
  • Would have like to see the final at this stadium. Proper ground (1 replies) - cfcblueblood - 19:50:27, 11 June
  • They love wheeling Andrea Bocelli out to these things. (0 replies) - Ricardinho - 19:50:06, 11 June
  • That stadium is very beautiful. Really beautiful. (0 replies) - MiniAma - 19:49:53, 11 June
  • 3-1 Mexico :-) (0 replies) - ISHOTTOMMYLANGLEY - 19:49:42, 11 June
  • Was that Claire from Royston carrying the Canadian Flag? (1 replies) - Papa Elf - 19:49:27, 11 June
  • Silva to join Madrid maybe Enzo is staying with us .... (6 replies) - Tanjiro Komado - 19:40:59, 11 June
  • Not quite sure what impact this will have but it could well mean we can't bomb squad a player anymore .... (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 19:36:47, 11 June
  • Can't remember many 'great' Mexican footballers. In fact only Hugo Sanchez. (17 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 19:26:02, 11 June
  • South Africa's number 13! (3 replies) - Ricardinho - 19:04:38, 11 June
  • Love this....makes me want to go back (in their summer)..... .... (1 replies) - tapas - 19:04:27, 11 June
  • FCT** Italian news agencies reporting only Chelsea and Galatasary .... (5 replies) - mrtamblingman - 19:00:39, 11 June
  • 72 days until we kick off ! (1 replies) - LarryDavid - 18:51:06, 11 June
  • She's allright. I would (1 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 18:51:01, 11 June
  • Only opening ceremonies that stuck in my mind .... (4 replies) - MHU Blue - 18:50:59, 11 June
  • Do we get three opening ceremonies? Deep joy if true (5 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 18:49:25, 11 June
  • Didnt know mickey rourke could sing (2 replies) - Vialli Nove - 18:47:19, 11 June
  • Great miming (1 replies) - Ricardinho - 18:44:50, 11 June
  • Whens the cartel making an appearance? (0 replies) - Vialli Nove - 18:40:52, 11 June
  • What is this! (6 replies) - Nottinghamshire Blue - 18:35:48, 11 June
  • Just what you need. Two US divs in addition to our lot (1 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 18:35:19, 11 June
  • Oh mexico WC gave some good games, For instance the maradona goal against England .... (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 18:33:42, 11 June
  • Which tv station can I watch the World Cup please (2 replies) - Mark Twain - 18:30:35, 11 June
  • Does anyone know if their will be highlight .... (1 replies) - Nottinghamshire Blue - 18:28:33, 11 June
  • Inspired by the Knicks's comeback in game 4 and the talk below about Italy vs Denmark .... (1 replies) - Asger - 18:23:46, 11 June
  • That itv backdrop is insane (2 replies) - GEEWIZZ - 18:20:09, 11 June
  • Mini Squad Status Update - Transfer Window Yet to Open - Summer .... #transfers (3 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 17:59:36, 11 June
  • "My first duty, the duty above everything else is to keep our country safe and to keep people safe!" .... (5 replies) - tapas - 17:58:22, 11 June
  • City bid 120 million for Kalvin Phillips (0 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 17:21:41, 11 June
  • Whats UEFA playing with? .... (7 replies) - BornAblue - 17:01:30, 11 June
  • The flair of the Italians on and off the pitch will .... (18 replies) - BLUEFILMFAN - 16:56:08, 11 June
  • Watched Disclosure Day yesterday. Very disappointing. Fantastic craftsmanship, .... (11 replies) - Asger - 16:51:32, 11 June
  • Sorry if Noah, here is Bobby Tambling's Obituary from The Telegraph .... #cricket (1 replies) - Dont Mention Ze VAR - 16:50:22, 11 June
  • As I have said before, Barco is a VERY good signing....but he will have to go easy on those .... #transfers (1 replies) - RatusRatus - 16:46:49, 11 June
  • Snot been raining for hours. Where's the fekkin tennis? Should ov been Emma up first (1 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 16:44:50, 11 June
  • Can someone break down WHY England supposedly can't win the world cup? .... (6 replies) - Invictus - 16:36:51, 11 June
  • Surely Anderson isn't worth 120 million plus (6 replies) - Norfolk and Chance - 16:17:50, 11 June
  • My lad will be cheering on Sa tonight .... (1 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 16:00:23, 11 June
  • Just back from Majorca on way out watched Vinny jones doc on Netflix and on way back .... (8 replies) - Carefree since 1972 - 15:58:35, 11 June
  • If you're going to eat at a game, be respectful to your seat neighbours and... .... (1 replies) - TxBlues - 15:50:44, 11 June
  • Interesting, not sure it would happen though .... (8 replies) - Mr Parkers Dogbite ★ - 15:41:28, 11 June
  • Why is Marcus Rashford even in the conversation? Who on this site wants him? (7 replies) - Andy S - 15:40:06, 11 June
  • World Cup games that might be worth a look... .... (11 replies) - Avanti - 15:38:29, 11 June
  • Thank you, DJT, for not attending game 4. It means a lot to us. (1 replies) - Asger - 15:32:32, 11 June
  • Well done Bangladesh. Always nice to see the Aussies get tonked. #cricket (1 replies) - God Is ODJ - 15:22:34, 11 June
  • Quick thought on last nights glorious victory - .... (2 replies) - MattNY - 15:22:20, 11 June
  • These seem similar to the Norwegian liquirice I mentioned below - Asger has much to explain about their name: .... (15 replies) - God Is ODJ - 14:53:44, 11 June
  • Any of you like Victory V lozenges? They were mentioned in the final of Round Britain Quiz. I haven't had .... (17 replies) - God Is ODJ - 14:41:56, 11 June
  • Chelsea win race for teenage sensation Harrison Bettoni Bettoni netted a brace against AFC .... (5 replies) - sandgrounder3 - 13:30:06, 11 June
  • Watched the first two episodes of The Boroughs last night and its very good. Great cast, great .... (18 replies) - DrogbasBuzzCut - 13:05:02, 11 June
  • The Oval app allows access to tickets without an internet signal so why can't .... (4 replies) - Chelsea Del - 12:54:09, 11 June
  • World Series of Soccer starts today lads .... woop woop (5 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 12:45:28, 11 June
  • Watching England highlights, how American it is, corner kick and you see people on chairs .... (16 replies) - London is only Blue - 12:26:50, 11 June
  • UK Defence secretary John Healey resigns # (21 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 12:17:06, 11 June


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