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  • How did ManU fan Andrey Santos get on today? .... (2 replies) - tapas - 18:47:50, 20 Sep
  • Given our less than stellar performance on Friday this weekend's results... .... (6 replies) - TheMagus - 18:36:52, 20 Sep
  • 3 points off 3rd.... .... (12 replies) - Blue Memories - 18:25:19, 20 Sep
  • That Utd fans hair must be down to his knees by now (1 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 18:21:28, 20 Sep
  • Corgi is a bit of a whiny karnt (0 replies) - WSL is louder than MHL - 18:20:01, 20 Sep
  • Keeps Carrick in the job (6 replies) - ZenBlue - 18:18:42, 20 Sep
  • Id take Bassey in place of Colwill at the moment (3 replies) - Bojas4Blues - 18:15:16, 20 Sep
  • His hands were in an unnatural position at the end of his arms. .... (0 replies) - Persil - 18:13:37, 20 Sep
  • You just know the jammy berkshire hunts will equalise with a dodgy goal/decision (3 replies) - westcountryblue - 18:10:26, 20 Sep
  • Tech help .... (2 replies) - bezz - 18:07:25, 20 Sep
  • Didnt we cover the most ground in the First game of the season? .... (0 replies) - chelseaboyo - 18:01:44, 20 Sep
  • Is it my imagination or is it only our Argentinian players who get booed by muppets? (5 replies) - Persil - 18:00:47, 20 Sep
  • Fulham need one more to go above Man U (0 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 17:54:21, 20 Sep
  • Anyone need cheering up have a look at the current table (6 replies) - Bluewhippet - 17:51:35, 20 Sep
  • Man utd number 6 , jogged in like a striker and tucked it away like a .... (0 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 17:51:25, 20 Sep
  • Up the Landlords!! (0 replies) - BB10 - 17:51:15, 20 Sep
  • Haha is og uniteds top goalscorer? (1 replies) - Blue aye ★ - 17:50:20, 20 Sep
  • Comical. (0 replies) - ZenBlue - 17:49:27, 20 Sep
  • lol (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 17:49:13, 20 Sep
  • ROFLMAO! Cracking goal! (0 replies) - Wessex Blue - 17:49:13, 20 Sep
  • Og again. (0 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 17:49:01, 20 Sep
  • HAhahahaha (0 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 17:48:54, 20 Sep
  • Lol what a goal. (1 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 17:48:41, 20 Sep
  • Exciting game this. No shots from either team in 15 minutezzzzzzzzzzz (3 replies) - Wessex Blue - 17:46:58, 20 Sep
  • Been some very exciting and goal fest football this weekend. This has calmed us all back down. (2 replies) - Persil - 17:45:04, 20 Sep
  • Despite todays result Man City with Enzo Fernandez in the middle of the park will struggle v .... (4 replies) - tapas - 17:42:41, 20 Sep
  • Liam Brent giving it large to Strasbourg fans. What a berk. (5 replies) - Ass Pill Equator - 17:36:13, 20 Sep
  • Roll call- who wants arsenal to win the league over city (21 replies) - bigmidget - 17:29:18, 20 Sep
  • VAR is so obviously a tool the FA and Media are using as a tool to decide the .... (4 replies) - WhiteWall - 17:27:56, 20 Sep
  • Surely that's a pen for the poor kid! Missing out on a fairytale ending to the first half! .... (4 replies) - Wessex Blue - 17:17:00, 20 Sep
  • maresca is off to a better start than everyone thought (37 replies) - insider99 - 17:07:03, 20 Sep
  • I'm old enough to remember when a lot of us thought VAR would eliminate most of the controversy .... (8 replies) - Persil - 17:02:50, 20 Sep
  • Typical Fulham - great build up but no cutting edge. Loads of chances spurned already. (1 replies) - Brompton Road Blue - 17:01:36, 20 Sep
  • For the first time ever in my life i don't want any team other than Arsenal to win the league. .... (14 replies) - Moonknight - 16:59:14, 20 Sep
  • Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham and Man city all let in 3 goas this weekend (2 replies) - Macmickmanus - 16:53:37, 20 Sep
  • Based on the video below and some other dubious decisions by ref and var, they need to stop it .... (2 replies) - London is only Blue - 16:52:20, 20 Sep
  • Early days but the signs are familiar. Same old 5hit different smell. (4 replies) - Cornish Blue - 16:45:38, 20 Sep
  • Not a penalty according to VAR.. .... (14 replies) - tapas - 16:44:24, 20 Sep
  • Chances of Bournemouth losing 2 on the bounce? They don't lose many (2 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 16:40:52, 20 Sep
  • Jose in trouble 2-0 (1 replies) - London is only Blue - 16:38:49, 20 Sep
  • Never change Jose. Vinicius and Guler hooked on 53 minutes. Real 1-0 down and a man down. (1 replies) - Persil - 16:36:36, 20 Sep
  • Completely happy with city winning. Anyone but arsenal. Couldn't give a fark about Maresca or .... (6 replies) - bigmidget - 16:31:37, 20 Sep
  • So when Man U win today we'll go bottom half. Great. (1 replies) - bomaya - 16:29:33, 20 Sep
  • Alonso need to go 4-3-3 going forward .... (1 replies) - lablublu - 16:23:25, 20 Sep
  • Whilst the absence of Moises is not helping a look at last seasons table is not a good read for .... (3 replies) - Hertsblue - 16:16:34, 20 Sep
  • Sunderland xg at the Etihad more than 4, didn't watch it but they must have sliced through quite .... (1 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 16:09:32, 20 Sep
  • Iraola has immediately adapted to the defensive issues Liverpool had. No excuse for Alonso .... (14 replies) - Invictus - 16:08:08, 20 Sep
  • Lovely Sunday, few beers, roast and now watching Munich 2012 (0 replies) - bigmidget - 16:05:07, 20 Sep
  • Back where we belong .... (3 replies) - ZenBlue - 16:02:49, 20 Sep
  • Hello 10th place my old friend...we thought those days were gone but now they're back. (3 replies) - Moonknight - 16:01:28, 20 Sep
  • In Premier League history, 4 players have scored a hat trick but still lost the game .... (6 replies) - SC Blues - 16:00:58, 20 Sep
  • The Madrid derby is absolute war. Romero should have seen red. Ref bottled it even after a VAR .... (0 replies) - In The True Blue Blood - 16:00:32, 20 Sep
  • can we assume that essugo is no longer in .... (5 replies) - blue in bath - 15:59:14, 20 Sep
  • Got to say Brian Bobbey's performance today has been absolutely incredible. Not just the goals. .... (0 replies) - Persil - 15:58:47, 20 Sep
  • I see Bolton have a K. Dong in their side. Not sure if he's a big lad up front. (1 replies) - Persil - 15:54:13, 20 Sep
  • Back to 10th. Now for 3 weeks. (3 replies) - carlitochelsea - 15:54:12, 20 Sep
  • 5-3 now (1 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 15:46:27, 20 Sep
  • So do we prefer Enzo win the league? (7 replies) - Jimmy the Greek - 15:41:32, 20 Sep
  • Sunderland tearing through Citeh's midfield. Funny that. (3 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 15:37:36, 20 Sep
  • Not watching the game but according to Sky sports stattos Sunderland have had 6 shots on target .... (4 replies) - tapas - 15:30:36, 20 Sep
  • It's happened. Brobbey Brobbey Brobbey! (5 replies) - Persil - 15:27:53, 20 Sep
  • 4-3 (1 replies) - Alwaysablue - 15:23:18, 20 Sep
  • 4-3 to City (1 replies) - Bluesoul - 15:20:26, 20 Sep
  • Watching Liverpool and have to say, whilst weve been poor, we havent had any luck have we? (1 replies) - JonnyGutteridge - 15:18:08, 20 Sep
  • Has anyone on here got any idea how you buy a ticket for our matches ? .... (5 replies) - WhiteWall - 15:17:45, 20 Sep
  • dippers 1 oop (1 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 15:15:25, 20 Sep
  • booooo (0 replies) - onion bhaji - 15:15:20, 20 Sep
  • In a little old pub in Ireland today, two CC regulars... .... (4 replies) - SC Blues - 15:13:45, 20 Sep
  • Impressions of Alex Scott today. Could he fit in at Chels? (7 replies) - Blue Harvs - 15:06:17, 20 Sep
  • Aweful performance on Friday. The frustration lingers .... (2 replies) - batt45 - 15:05:50, 20 Sep
  • Basketball at Maine rd (c) 3-2 (3 replies) - Soames - 14:53:15, 20 Sep
  • Enzo is a very very good player. Sadly, we have strengthened City by selling to them cause .... (27 replies) - carlitochelsea - 14:50:18, 20 Sep
  • Need a Brobbey hattrick (6 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 14:46:45, 20 Sep
  • We need a controller in midfield .... (0 replies) - ZenBlue - 14:39:33, 20 Sep
  • Watch out for Brian Brobbey his the kind of striker we need (3 replies) - MUZOORA - 14:36:07, 20 Sep
  • i dont usually watch highlights of other matches but brighton-arsenal was essential viewing...hopefully more .... (4 replies) - onion bhaji - 14:35:38, 20 Sep
  • Sunderland make it 2-2 now (0 replies) - batterseablue1957 - 14:35:14, 20 Sep
  • 2-2 Brobbey again Brilliant goal (3 replies) - Soames - 14:35:08, 20 Sep
  • The second stroller scores 2-1 Ho hum. (2 replies) - Soames - 14:32:11, 20 Sep
  • Enzo is a good player but wasn't complimenting Caicedo, that s why we kept playing inverted RJ (4 replies) - MUZOORA - 14:20:41, 20 Sep
  • Sunderland getting out because Enzo & Cherki can't/won't press. Haaland doesn't really press. (2 replies) - Soames - 14:19:57, 20 Sep
  • How can a goal be a great free kick and terrible goalkeeping at the same time? (1 replies) - Muzhik with Money - 14:16:29, 20 Sep
  • Get used to it folks. First of many I suspect. (0 replies) - Persil - 14:13:54, 20 Sep
  • 1-1!!! Brian Bobbey! (1 replies) - Soames - 14:13:53, 20 Sep
  • Enzo fernandes is a brilliant brilliant player. Only idiots here think .... (24 replies) - oldboy - 14:13:44, 20 Sep
  • Nice freekick in fairness (0 replies) - Big Ron Manager ★ - 14:12:19, 20 Sep
  • World class from Enzo Fernandez the stroller. (0 replies) - Soames - 14:12:06, 20 Sep
  • Where is Honest for Palace ? Injured ? Or just not in the squad ? (1 replies) - WhiteWall - 14:11:28, 20 Sep
  • I like Brian Brobbey, wish he was at Chelsea, his too strong and fast just like D.Costa (6 replies) - MUZOORA - 14:09:41, 20 Sep
  • Let's see how city get on with two strollers playing, Enzo & Cherki. ;0)) (5 replies) - Soames - 14:05:26, 20 Sep
  • Didn't anyone else notice that Raya .... (3 replies) - Letsgochelsea9 - 14:01:49, 20 Sep
  • Great result Rangers. .... (0 replies) - IoW blue - 13:52:53, 20 Sep
  • Well done Gers. Well deserved. (0 replies) - Raspberry - 13:52:25, 20 Sep
  • Go on Mheuka name for yourself son. (2 replies) - Persil - 13:47:58, 20 Sep
  • Another example of how useless PGMOL/Proref are. The introduction of the tees for spare footballs .... (2 replies) - God Is ODJ - 13:44:02, 20 Sep
  • Two days without a fag..Got help and advice from the local stop smoking agency .... (9 replies) - Helen kellers eyes - 13:29:40, 20 Sep
  • Simon Sterling having a great game for Rangers today. (3 replies) - tapas - 13:22:40, 20 Sep
  • Watching the Celtic v Rangers game. Its like watching very aggressive toddlers. PL decades ahead of this! .... (0 replies) - twoobwoo - 13:06:22, 20 Sep
  • Is it Bournemouth yet? (0 replies) - PalmerAgain COTW - 12:38:45, 20 Sep
  • we need a reverse Conte before the next game. 2016 a new manager loses 3-0 away with their preferred formation .... (4 replies) - Under the Bridge - 12:25:28, 20 Sep
  • Is there a bigger cheat in football than Gabriel? (12 replies) - Butch - 12:19:07, 20 Sep
  • It would be a nice change to hear the PL refs actually show they have reviewed .... (0 replies) - B★TC - 12:18:03, 20 Sep
  • Rice .... (2 replies) - busterjug - 12:12:29, 20 Sep
  • Bournemouth Fulham and .... (0 replies) - Alwaysablue - 12:09:55, 20 Sep
  • How does Dick Wakeman practice long throws when no one in our squad can throw in more than 2 feet? (12 replies) - 25 Blue Caravans - 12:04:57, 20 Sep
  • Tactics doing the rounds of how to beat us. .... (2 replies) - IfBigPetesHappy - 11:54:19, 20 Sep
  • Come on Fullham just 1 point you can do it. (0 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 11:49:30, 20 Sep
  • Refs thinks it's ok to give a foul for this and a foul for a boot in the head. Make it make sense? .... (6 replies) - tapas - 11:13:29, 20 Sep
  • All to play for, early days. (3 replies) - nipper ★ - 11:07:50, 20 Sep
  • Let's hope that Alonso uses the international break wisely. .... (8 replies) - Exiled Blue ★ - 10:55:50, 20 Sep
  • Alex Honnold is human after all (well partly anyway!)... .... (5 replies) - Avanti - 10:33:18, 20 Sep
  • so we have tried brentfords set piece guru...now villas...maybe its the players who are rubbish? (20 replies) - onion bhaji - 10:29:06, 20 Sep
  • Will Alonso be more pragmatic and look to change tactics to shore up our defence .... (3 replies) - Alec Busheel - 10:23:23, 20 Sep
  • Rice has turned into a completely spoilt, arrogant twat (6 replies) - Backinthedhss - 10:15:15, 20 Sep
  • reckon we will be 11th by end of the day, all thanks to our incompetent defending (8 replies) - dorsetblue - 10:08:52, 20 Sep
  • Anyone else feel a whole lot better about our .... (14 replies) - chappie - 09:54:53, 20 Sep
  • Watching arsenal highlights the holding at corners vastly reduced and Brighton score .... (2 replies) - Tuscanblue - 08:55:38, 20 Sep
  • That second Everton goal being disallowed .... (8 replies) - HPBlue - 08:44:16, 20 Sep
  • Wonder when the last time (if ever) that Spurs, Arse and Chels all lost shipping 3 goals each (6 replies) - V R Lee - 07:48:12, 20 Sep
  • Fulham getting at least a point this afternoon would put Spurs on the bottom! (0 replies) - V R Lee - 07:46:13, 20 Sep
  • From the highlights BHA could have had 6! Arse hardly a sniff. (1 replies) - V R Lee - 07:36:13, 20 Sep
  • Arteta was "sad" after the officials finally gave pen against arse .... (1 replies) - Deco and the Bunnymen - 06:12:23, 20 Sep
  • Interesting how Newcastle also scored early against Hull but went for the jugular .... (0 replies) - Noisia - 05:45:55, 20 Sep
  • The England squad. A Chelsea back four of Hall, Guehi, Chalobah, Livramento, looks like the stuff of fantasy .... (4 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 03:50:37, 20 Sep
  • Bowie .... #music (0 replies) - RON - 03:21:03, 20 Sep
  • My take on the Women .... (6 replies) - RON - 03:07:54, 20 Sep
  • Silver lining absolutely is this 3 week break we are getting. Couldnt .... (3 replies) - Chelsearules101 - 01:08:56, 20 Sep
  • if anyone comes across a sunderland ticket i can help take it off you : (2 replies) - McCulto - 00:03:16, 20 Sep
  • Odd decision to book the Hull keeper for delaying the pen. The keeper can stand where he want .... (2 replies) - Flywheel - 23:28:12, 19 Sep
  • Suzuki looks a top keeper (10 replies) - MHL13 - 22:50:30, 19 Sep
  • Rosenior looks a right tvat goading the Strasbourg fans. Blueco gave him 2 opportunities that .... (5 replies) - Baba OBlue - 22:46:30, 19 Sep
  • Once Jackson finds his scoring touch hes going to be a menace (6 replies) - Mark Twain - 22:46:23, 19 Sep
  • How was that not a red card for Rice? (13 replies) - MHL13 - 22:31:56, 19 Sep
  • Sky Arts a watch #music (4 replies) - BB10 - 22:21:29, 19 Sep
  • Just finished watching series 2 of the gentleman,I'm sure there will be a 3rd. (8 replies) - Wazzab★1982 - 21:51:54, 19 Sep
  • Chances of Sunderland ending City's unbeaten run? (5 replies) - geordiegirl - 21:49:38, 19 Sep
  • Andros Townsend has been crushed .... (18 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 21:41:00, 19 Sep
  • Have sky sports shown replays of that dirty bar steward Rice kicking players off the ball again ? (2 replies) - TheBoozeInBruges - 21:33:37, 19 Sep
  • So, Brighton duff up Arsenal, probably by playing the same way they played against us. When we played Arsenal .... (2 replies) - fuzzmuff ★ - 21:33:15, 19 Sep
  • just seen the brighton v arsenal highlights...Hunger and passion all the way through from the Seagulls. .... (5 replies) - dorsetblue - 21:27:12, 19 Sep
  • ***Bairns - Just watched first two episodes of Babylon Berlin season 5. .... (1 replies) - Eric the Half Bee - 21:02:38, 19 Sep
  • Getting rid of Ange is as bad as Manure getting rid of Moyes (1 replies) - wheres wallace - 20:38:00, 19 Sep
  • That 16Y/o that played yesterday should be above Henderson in the perking order. .... (10 replies) - MUZOORA - 20:34:58, 19 Sep
  • Fofana looks good with the ball, but without the ball his totally different (10 replies) - MUZOORA - 20:31:29, 19 Sep
  • Rosenior taunting the Strasbourg supporters causing a brawl. .... (10 replies) - Gudjohnsen2002 - 20:26:04, 19 Sep
  • What worried me yesterday was that the lads were clueless of what to do.As if there was no plan .... (5 replies) - Johntenor - 20:14:30, 19 Sep
  • I fancy Fulham to do a number on Man U tomorrow but sadly .... (6 replies) - Bluemonday - 20:12:47, 19 Sep
  • Did Millwall West Ham pass by peacefully then? (3 replies) - The Hand of Todd - 20:10:15, 19 Sep
  • Drink your beers u chelsea warriors!! (4 replies) - batt45 - 20:05:13, 19 Sep
  • The last time we played three at the back consistently was under Conte .... (11 replies) - TheMagus - 20:03:11, 19 Sep
  • On a positive note I've calculated we can't go below 13th. (2 replies) - Eddie Needswhisky - 19:57:28, 19 Sep
  • When Alonso took over Leverkeusen his 1st 5 league results were W2, D1, L2 = 7 points. Taps nose! (6 replies) - tapas - 19:54:13, 19 Sep
  • Women's attendances today. Arsenal 29,853. Chelsea 4,793. I find it fascinating... .... (17 replies) - Ricardinho - 19:48:22, 19 Sep
  • Could another 'outsider' win the league in the next few years? .... (4 replies) - Ricardinho - 19:38:37, 19 Sep
  • Rosenior 2nd Maresca top ffs (5 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 19:31:55, 19 Sep
  • Does our season start now? .... (4 replies) - Magic Hat - 19:31:27, 19 Sep
  • Arse women equalise in 95th minutes. Boooooo! (5 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:31:09, 19 Sep
  • Spurs have scored more goal and have more games .... (0 replies) - The Melancholy Blue - 19:30:23, 19 Sep
  • Great result Frank! I heard the ruled out equaliser go in whilst fetching the cat .... (10 replies) - Fitzchiv - 19:28:31, 19 Sep
  • Always liked jay and of course frank .... (0 replies) - Tuscanblue - 19:27:48, 19 Sep
  • Frank's got his team battling (1 replies) - Edmondson - 19:26:36, 19 Sep
  • Look like Coventry players gave it all for frank. .... (2 replies) - chella kutti chelsea - 19:26:23, 19 Sep
  • Come on Fulham. .... (1 replies) - boarders - 19:26:04, 19 Sep
  • Rosenior 2nd in the league after 5 games (1 replies) - oldboy - 19:25:04, 19 Sep
  • Well done Frankie (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:25:03, 19 Sep
  • Frank trying to look calm :) (0 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:23:38, 19 Sep
  • Hold it Frankie (0 replies) - London is only Blue - 19:19:08, 19 Sep
  • That was a foul but not half as much as both our Cup Final penalty shouts. .... (4 replies) - God Is ODJ - 19:18:39, 19 Sep
  • Cmon Super Frank (1 replies) - Charlie Bugle - 19:16:36, 19 Sep
  • Yep, good call VAR. (0 replies) - BornAblue - 19:16:27, 19 Sep
  • That should not stand. (0 replies) - BornAblue - 19:15:27, 19 Sep
  • Thats a foul I think (0 replies) - ConnaT93 - 19:14:26, 19 Sep
  • What Brighton showed us .... (6 replies) - Terminator777 - 19:09:44, 19 Sep
  • Comeon coventry A first win .... (3 replies) - Terminator777 - 19:07:16, 19 Sep


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